nandor flying to outer space to impress guillermo
9K notes
·
View notes
i get that it’s fucking hilarious that he’s horrifically sunburned after 300-400 years of vampirism. but do you understand that he’s so utterly connected to and defined by science and humanity and now he’s managed to put both vampirism and science together in a way that allows him to experience humanity again. even just for a bit. do you understand how not normal i am over this. he’s the most human of the vampires and it’s finally paying off for him.
5K notes
·
View notes
wwdits is a show about 5 housemates in staten island: jack the ripper, his girlfailure girlboss wife (and her dead soul's ghost who possesses her lookalike doll), a himbo who fucked george washington, davy crockett's ex-boyfriend, and a vampire-wannabe vampire hunter.
3K notes
·
View notes
as a writer, my honest guess is that the wwdits showrunners were like “we wanna slowburn nandermo to draw out the tension, but a gay slowburn from one side looks like queerbaiting to an audience that has been relentlessly gaslit for decades, so we’re gonna compensate by making every other aspect of the show as gay as possible” and now laszlo gets to have gay sex once per episode. good for him
11K notes
·
View notes
i can't wait for nadja and the guide to resolve their conflict and have lesbian sex. i mean lesbian sex. sorry i meant have lesbian sex. sorry i
4K notes
·
View notes
laszlo figured out how to walk in the sun without dying and the first thing he did with this discovery was go to the beach to terrorize teenagers and fish, and draw a penis in the sand
7K notes
·
View notes
Colin Robinson is accurate representation of that one older coworker who you don’t really think about much, he’s just kind of there and you don’t hate him or anything, maybe he has a weird take on Star Wars but besides that he’s basically normal and you get along fine.
And then one day he just drops the most batshit insane lore you’ve ever heard and just moves on as though your view of them hasn’t been permanently altered
1K notes
·
View notes