the jerk store called. and they said. sorry wrong number. i love you
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trying to pick up chicks but they seem to be unnerved by the blood that coats my arms
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I'm just like that tortured character in that movie except none of those things happened to me
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name them. now.
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#daytime
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Oh I get it now. He's called Hideo Kojima because his parents named him that
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we need more women with no moral compass
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You can make a post that's like "I'm cooking peppers tonight" and somebody on here will reblog it like #cooking #peppers #bell peppers #cuisine #dinner
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new favorite bit is saying "I would be fangirling so hard if I met him in real life 😍" about random species of fish
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Shoutout
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genuinely shocked no shitty goop-adjacent health influencer has tried to bring back humoral theory yet
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Are you twelve
No, I’m…Ahhh…AHHHH…!!!! *Clutches my throbbing head and topples to my knees, writhing in pain* Why can’t I remember……my past…..?!??!! AAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHH…….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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im at baby city. and i just took a taxi. to the shapes and colors store
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damn they had chasers in ancient rome
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