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mischievous-thunder · 2 years

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Jaskier, extremely mad at Geralt: Sometimes I wonder where that himbo carries all his idiocy and audacity.

Yennefer: Haven't you noticed his pockets? They're huge on purpose.

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seidenbros · 2 years

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Congratulations on 1k, my friend!! You deserve it. For the celebration prompts, perhaps Geraskier + a kitten? 💚

Thaaaank you Wren

You can always get me with kittens, and I think this turned out a little sillier than expected, but here we go 💚

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“Ohhh, who are you?” Jaskier couldn’t help but smile as he crouched down. They were taking a short break by a stream to fill up on fresh water before they continued to Cintra. Or rather Geralt took care of the water while Jaskier felt something rub along his leg. A tiny black cat had come up to him demanding attention.

“Are you hungry, little one.” He reached out his hands, rubbing the cat’s ears, between her eyes. The purring he received in turn was all the reward he needed.

“Come on,” he cooed, carefully lifted the little thing up to carry her over to where Roach was waiting for them. He reached into a bag and got something out that he held out to the kitten. Oh yes, she really was hungry.

“Aren’t you a little sunshine?” Jaskier’s smile widened, before he dropped down on the floor and sat cross legged, the kitten between his legs, getting comfortable there. She was soaking up the sun and Jaskier did the same. At least until Geralt came back, a scowl adorning his face.

“What did you pick up?”

“That’s sunshine!” Jaskier looked up at the witcher, a big grin on his face. “She came up to me and was hungry, so I fed her.”

“Jaskier, you can’t keep feeding every lost animal you find. This is ridiculous.” This was so typically Jaskier, that Geralt could only sigh. Wherever they went, he found some hurt or lonely animal and wanted to help. It was… cute in a way, but it could get out of hand, if Geralt didn’t watch out.

“But just look at her!” He held out the little kitten with eyes bigger than her whole head as it seemed, up to Geralt, and she meowed.

“Jaskier…” Geralt gritted his teeth. Damn it, Jaskier knew that this worked, that Geralt couldn’t say no, when he was faced with such big eyes that looked up at him all helpless. “How do you even know that it’s a she?”

“Just look at her!”

“Of course…” Geralt knew better than to argue with Jaskier about this, just accept it as a fact, and keep his mouth shut if they found out in the end, that it was in fact a he. It didn’t matter in the end anyway.

“So, can we keep her? Pleeeaaaase?” Jaskier cuddled the kitten close, looked up at Geralt with the same expression, Sunshine wore on her face.

“Fine.” An exasperated sigh left Geralt’s lips as he got ready to move on. He didn’t look at Jaskier, didn’t want to see that triumphant grin on his lips. If he didn’t love that idiot so much, Geralt would have left here without him, but… he couldn’t live without the bard anymore.

“But you’re carrying her, you’re taking care of her. She's your responsibility, not mine.”

“Okay!” Jaskier got up and leaned in to press a kiss to Geralt’s cheek, before they got on their way again.

“Yeah… he’s a bit of a grump, but he has a huge heart… he just doesn’t want anyone to know.” Jaskier spoke in hushed tones to the kitten, carrying her in his arms, but Geralt still heard him. He simply shook his head and let Jaskier babble on. The longer Jaskier talked to the kitten, told her about the adventures they’d had, the more Geralt had to try and hide his smile, because it was adorable to watch Jaskier.

Once they reached their destination, though, Jaskier had to leave the kitten outside with Roach, because she wasn’t allowed in the inn.

“She’ll be fine. She’s been fine without you so far, okay? She’ll stay with Roach.” And if she didn’t, if she ran away, then that was also okay, because so far, she’d grown up in the wilderness.

When Jaskier was asleep that night, though, Geralt snuck out and walked to the stables where Roach was staying, because he had to make sure that Sunshine was alright. And there she was, sleeping on top of Roach, rolled up into a tiny ball of fur, shivering slightly. Geralt reached for one of the smaller blankets and draped it over the kitten. She opened her eyes only for a second, before she closed them again. The shivering stopped and Geralt smiled. Yeah… he knew that he’d never get rid of this kitten, just like he’d never get rid of Jaskier. Because he didn’t want to get rid of them.

#seidenbros follower celebration #geraskier #geralt of rivia #jaskier #jaskier x geralt #geralt x jaskier #staffi writes #the witcher #the witcher imagine #the witcher drabble #geraskier imagine #geraskier drabble

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13ag21k · 11 months

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Character A *with their guns pointed at Character B*: get on your kneeees.

Character B *gets on their knees* *pulls a ring out*

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natjennie · 10 months

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jaskier really created a whole mythos surrounding geralt of rivia, white wolf, hero of the people, for the continent to adore and get invested in and then fucking wrote and performed her sweet kiss with the lines "I am weak my love and I am wanting. if this is the path I must trudge, I'll welcome my sentence, give to you my penance, garroter, jury, and judge" and then had to like. live with the fact that he admitted he's in love with the subject of his songs. every tavern he plays at the whole crowd is just side-eyeing geralt in the back like. um. hello. and he grunts and stomps up to their room. and then burn butcher burn comes out and the whole continent is like whoooaaa shit there's drama!!! jaskier is literally out here taylor swift narrating his whole relationship and geralt just has to trudge into town like. does anyone need a swamp monster killed? and the mayor or w/e goes hey aren't you the guy from the song, you really pissed that bard off what did you do leave him at the aisle or something. and geralt just has to be like. nope, must be a different witcher he's talking about. anyway swamp monster?

#the fact that jaskier wrote her sweet kiss and burn butcher burn and just.#performs them out here for everyone to hear.#it's so crazy #like imagine a person went viral on youtube making a song about a specific garbage collector man in their area #and the whole internet is like obsessed with this garbageman now #and then a few months later the youtuber posts another song about how the garbageman has a girlfriend #and he's lamenting the fact that he cant be with mr garbageman #and then youtuber posts a FIRE breakup ballad about him and mr garbageman #it's like. what the fuck is going on.#i'd love a glimpse at geralt and jaskier from just a normal commoner's perspective #the witcher #geraskier

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nullio · 3 months

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Quick what's the 13th century equivalent of your boyfriend claiming he's not into the drama you're watching only for him to become 8× more invested than you are

Like Jask and Geralt pass through a town that's having some sort of festival/celebration and there's a live stage performance that Jaskier wants to see but Geralt is being huffy and only wants to get supplies and leave

So Jask is like "go get your food and provisions and find me here, alright?"

Smash cut to 30 minutes later, he and Geralt and huddled together on a bench with drinks like

G: "Did he really just fucking say that" "Is he actually going to go back to that woman" "did he really spend their entire savings on that and not tell her??"

like he's LOCKED IN now

#she speaks #the witcher #witcher #jaskier #geralt #geraskier #imagine #like fine he'll wait for a minute to leave so he doesnt disturb anyone #wow the actings pretty good #omg what did he say

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to-proudly-go · 11 months

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How about Person A offers their hand in hopes that Person B will hold it but B gives them the grocery bags instead

#imagine your otp #obikin #dinluke #spirk #saigenos #dreamling #geraskier #drarry #hannigram #destiel #jwds #hartwin #johnlock #merthur #bagginshield #stony #valvert

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fandom-junk-drawer · 6 months

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Imagine Jaskier getting cursed and being turned into a mockingbird.

Geralt: Oh no! Jaskier's been turned into a mockingbird!

Jaskier: "OH nO! jAsKiEr'S bEeN tURnEd iNtO a mOcKiNgBiRd!"

Now Geralt has to listen to this bird repeat everything he says while he rushes to find someone to break the curse.

"Hm."

"hM!"

"You sound ridiculous!"

"yOu sOUnD rIdICuLoUs!"

"Shut up, you're so annoying!"

"ShUt uP, yOu'rE sO AnNOYiNg!"

Also, Jaskier has retained his human intelligence but pretends otherwise just to f**k with Geralt.

After the curse is broken and Jaskier is back to normal, he claims that he's only repeating what Geralt says because of the mockingbird instinct, but it's really because he thinks it's funny how annoyed Geralt gets when he does it.

#the witcher #the witcher netflix #twn #the witcher imagine #the witcher headcanon #jaskier #julian alfred pankratz #geralt #geralt of rivia #geraskier

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seidenbros · 2 years

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How about 9 and Geraskier for the dialogue prompts? 💚

Wreeeeeen 💚 Oh this is such a good prompt, and I had a vision first, BUT then I turned it around again and came up with something entirely different, so there's still that other idea for the prompt in my head. I enjoyed this so much, so I hope you'll enjoy it as well 💚

Prompt: “how did you even get up to my window? my room is on the second floor.” “romeo finds a way, juliet.”

(I’m always happy to receive requests, so if you want to, send some in. If you need inspiration, here are some prompt lists )

Pairing: Geraskier

Warnings: lots of fluff, maybe a little angst

Word count: 1637

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Romeo & Juliet

“You are getting married tomorrow. End of discussion!”

“But father-”

“No! I've had enough of your antics. This marriage has been arranged for you and you will get married. It is your duty.”

“But-”

“Julian Alfred Pankratz!”

His full name from his mother's lips was enough for Jaskier to clamp his lips shut and not say a single word anymore. So far, she'd been quiet, had listened to the interaction between her husband and her son, but it was enough. Her head was pounding, and she couldn't take any more of this loud conversation.

“To your room,” hi father said, rubbing his temples with both hands before he walked over to his wife to check up on her.

Jaskier stood there for a moment, wanting to say something else, but h knew that this wouldn't end well, so he decided to do as he was told and go to his room. What was there to do for him right now? As soon as he tried to walk out the door, guards would be there to hold him back, and that would make the night even more miserable for him.

Once in his room, he made sure to slam the door so that his parents could maybe hear it – probably not because of the size of their home. He threw himself on his bed, buried his face in the pillow and screamed until his lungs hurt. He was twenty-one, he should be allowed to make his own decisions, but apparently not here. Where he was the heir of the family throne, which he didn't even want. His parents had allowed him to go to Oxenfurt, to do his studies, but only if he came back to fill his rightful place. Jaskier had agreed, but back then he hadn't known what it meant to be free. Oxenfurt had given him that possibility. He'd travelled a bit, had met wonderful people, and he'd even fallen in love – with the wrong person. Not in his own opinion, but in his parents eyes.

Of course, he'd told them about Geralt, that he was a Witcher, but that he made him happy. None of that was of interest for them. He didn't even know whether it was because Geralt was a Witcher or because they'd already arranged Jaskier's marriage years ago. It didn't matter in the end, because one way or another: They didn't approve.

He'd left Geralt two months ago, had gone back home in hopes of convincing his parents to let him go, to let him live his own life. He wasn't made to be caged in by these walls, to live a life by the rules that were set here. He didn't want the throne, wasn't made for it, but his sister was. She was perfect and she wanted it – at least that's what she'd told him.

They'd talked all through the night, where Jaskier had told her about Geralt, about their meeting, their first kiss, and how much he loved this man. She'd smiled all the time, had hugged him and told him that they'd find a solution... that was a week ago and so far, there was no solution in sight. He didn't want to give up hope, but by now, it was becoming increasingly hard to believe in some kind of miracle.

He didn't come out of his room for dinner, because he didn't want to face his parents, like a sulking teenager. Trust his sister to take care of him, because she sneaked something into his room, before her parents called her again. Jaskier was nearly starving because he'd already skipped lunch to spend some more time in the garden, so he was more than grateful her.

Usually music always managed to cheer him up, but even picking up his lute didn't manage to uplift his mood. With a sigh, he put the instrument aside, when he heard something at his window. First, he thought, it was just his imagination, but then he heard a tentative knock again. Grabbing the candle from the side of his bed, he walked up to the window and opened it, only to be greeted by honey golden eyes and white hair that he'd missed running his fingers through.

“What... How...”

Jaskier was lost for words, not sure if he was even seeing right, or if that was some kind of dream he was having right now.

“Hello Jaskier,” Geralt said with smirk, climbing through the window.

“But... How did you even get up to my window? My room is on the second floor!”

“Romeo finds a way, Juliet.”

Normally, Jaskier would have laughed at this comparison, but Geralt captured his lips in a kiss and everything was forgotten. Jaskier practically melted against the love of his life, tangled his fingers in Geralt's hair to keep him as close as possible, wanted to savour this moment, because he knew that it wouldn't last long.

“Ready to go?” Geralt whispered against his lips, once they separated again.

“What do you mean?” Confusion clouded Jaskier's face.

“Do you want to get married to some stranger tomorrow?”

“Well... no of course not.” Because he loved Geralt and not the person he was supposed to meet for the first time tomorrow and marry immediately. But he'd tried to convince his parents, had tried to make it clear to them that he wasn't happy like this. “Wait, how do you even know about this?” Jaskier had tried his best to push this aside, had told Geralt that he needed to go home to talk to his parents about his plans, about the man he loved, but not that he was supposed to get married.

“Certainly not from you.” There was a hint of disappointment in Geralt's voice, because he wished that Jaskier had been honest with him, had confided in him, but what mattered in the end, was that he was here now. “Your sister sent a message to me. She figured that they would watch you closely, but she could do what she wanted. And she knows that you're not happy, so she wanted to give you a way out.”

“She's really something.” Jaskier shook his head smiling. If it was possible, he loved her even more now. “I wanted to write you, I wanted to go and search for you, but they didn't let me out of here.”

“I know... I know you don't want this. You're a free spirit and you need to be out there.”

“I need to be with you!” That was more important for Jaskier than being free, though he knew that he was free with Geralt by his side, that he'd never be caged in by him.

“That's what I wanted to hear,” Geralt said with a smile, before he leaned towards Jaskier to kiss him once again. When he heard noises in front of the door, though, he stiffened and listened intently. There were quiet voices, but they were walking away again. Still, Geralt didn't want to waste any more time. “So... ready to go?”

“And you're sure this is safe?” Jaskier walked over the the window and looked down in the darkness, swallowing hard, because if he fell down, everyone would hear him scream in pain, he was sure of it.

“Safer than staying here.” Geralt was already making his way out of the window, but he looked back at Jaskier once more. “I'll make sure you won't fall. I'll keep you safe.”

That was everything Jaskier needed to know, so he followed Geralt out of the window. Carefully, they climbed down. Geralt had to steady Jaskier twice, but they managed to get down unharmed.

“Jaskier!” he heard a voice from above, from his window and froze in place, before he turned his head to look up. Relief flooded him when he saw his sister's face in the darkness, illuminated by the moonlight. “You forgot this.”

She waved his lute before she carefully lowered it as far as she could, but then she had to let it fall. Geralt caught it before Jaskier even had a chance to react. He could never leave without his lute, they all knew it, but in that moment, Geralt had been the most important thing, and Jaskier would have followed him anywhere.

“I love you, you know that?” He called up to her, and his words were met with a smile, but she quickly shushed him.

“Get going! But visit me!”

“I will.” Tears were brimming in his eyes as he turned around to leave with Geralt. He'd miss his sister, he always did, when he was gone, but he'd come back. For now, he had to look out for his own happiness, and the person that made him happy, was the one holding his hand right now, leading him away from the place that he'd once called his home.

“Are you okay, Jaskier? With this?” Geralt had to make sure when they reached Roach, who immediately sought out Jaskier's touch. She'd missed the bard as well.

“More than okay.” Jaskier's smile soothed Geralt's worries. “I'm happiest when I'm with you. No matter where that is or if we sleep on the floor in the forest. As long as you're there...”

Geralt needed no more words, just another kiss that lingered a little longer than necessary on his lips. If Jaskier did in fact get married on day, it was to this man and no other, no matter what his family thought about it. As Geralt had established earlier: They were Romeo and Juliet, and they belonged together, just hopefully alive for years to come, instead of dying for one another.

#Geraskier #the witcher #the witcher fanfiction #geraskier fanfiction #geralt x jaskier #geralt of rivia #jaskier #the witcher imagine #geraskier imagine #staffi writes #prompt fill #romeo &juliet

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inanoldhousewrites · 6 months

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ohhh my god just thought of the comedic potential of Jaskier telling Geralt about his lover Ves (meaning Vespula) and Geralt getting all worked up about it because he thinks Ves is short for Vesemir

#imagine Jaskier writing and Geralt says 'what are you writing?'#and Jaskier answers 'a love letter to Ves'#and Geralt suddenly has to leave to go check on Roach right now immediately #geraskier #geralt of rivia #jaskier #the witcher #vespula #jaskier / vespula

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spielzeugkaiser · 9 months

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