listen i am geralt of rivia hater number one but one thing i actually CANNOT stand is when the fandom mischaracterizes him. took one look at this man who speaks very straight-forwardly and matter-of-fact and is a little recalcitrant with his words sometimes and went "haha he communicates in grunts! man who only says 'hm'!" and then won't even write him to speak in full fucking sentences. hello???? hello???????? yes the netflix show was a bad influence on everybody because they were trying too hard to depict geralt as a stoic manly badass but we CANNOT let that distract us from the REAL thing to make fun of geralt for. which are his Constant Unprovoked Monologues

Geraskier redraw <3

WITCHER WEEK (3/7): Favorite Relationship

Geralt and Jaskier

have some witcher memes I enjoyed making

Demographic of people in the Witcher fandom iirc convinced there's such a thing as 'lute oil' which best as I can tell is incorrect

Nobody told me jaskier asks geralt to run away with him in episode 6 what the fuck

As you likely well know, A Little Sacrifice is my favourite of the Witcher short stories. I'm a big fan of Little Eye and the old bugger she's friends with :')

Modern au idea where, like every famous person, Jaskier takes part in some silly speed cooking segment in a late night show and he accidentally outs his relationship with Geralt when he can't open a glass or can or something so he runs to the audience where Geralt's sitting to cheer him on and then thanks Geralt by kissing him on the cheek like he always does and it's just so natural for both of them that they don't notice they've done it until Jaskier is openly asked about it by the host once the cooking is done.

Thought I should also turn this drawing of mine into a sticker since its my fluffiest Geraskier drawing and Im happy about how it turned out. And of course, its also holographic (Im definitely not over my current sparkly opssession)

https://ko-fi.com/s/5f0fe7e54b

vesemir & geralt

"Dear Geralt, please take care of your bard next time and keep him away from any alcohol. We wouldn't want a loud and drunk bard to disturb our clients with his incessant singing again.

Thank you,

the Innkeeper"

Have I posted soft Geraskier yet? Have some soft Geraskier.

one day I’ll finally write that ridiculously elaborate fanfiction that I’ve been carefully constructing in my daydreams for months and then you’ll be sorry. you’ll all be sorry.

Jaskier: you know why I called you in here, right?

Geralt: yeah, because I accidentally sent you a dick pic—

Jaskier: *stops pouring two glasses of wine* accidentally??

"The King is dead. Long live King Radovid."

(Another version + a funny Radovid pic below the cut)

'34. washing the other’s body' with geralt washing jaskier?? your art is pure gold 💜

Touching 34: washing the other’s body

27 (piggyback hug) for geraskier?

Hugs 27: piggy back hugs