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Things have NOT been going my way soooo American Dad doodle 🤷♀️
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just realised Five’s s3 energy is just that one vine
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New years last year: this year im gonna graduate and find a job and finally get my life started!
New years this year: im gonna try to survive
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omg this has an official music video.
EVERYBODY KNOWS SHITS FUCKED
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Yo I saw you wanted a studio of Everybody knows shits fucked, here u go fam https://youtu be/qnGxMciL9B8
Oh, dope. Thanks.
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homest[ar/uck] posting.
this was meant to be supplementary to the gerome comic as him 'explaining the joke' but i uhhhhhh forgot.
i'm not much for crossovers in the the traditional sense, but it IS one of my favorite character exploration exercises to just go like 'if x media existed in this universe, who would and would not be a fan of it?'. and these ones are pretty notorious and always very fun to mess with for that and so here we are
#technically evangelion too but i couldnt think of anything intersting for eva with these guys#pizza tower#fake peppino#noisette#gerome#peppino spaghetti#these guys will just show him things and then he brings it home to peppino and hes gotta deal with all that#the simple fact is if you watch homestarunner at an impressionable age it WILL fuck up your lexicon permanently#and i think fp is the sort that is just kind of eternally impressionable. so#gerome is the only one of the cast whos into hsr he quotes it Constantly but no one knows hes referencing things#they think hes just saying shit. he knows this. he thinks it's funny. secret references for only him#but yeah that opening line was meant as an actual in-universe reference to hsr. when he says 'an old joke' it's literal jsjkskjdkjfd#idk what time pt takes place but hsr is perpetually yesteryear to me. that shit is so 2008 you really had to grow up with it i think#as for the other one. everybody i think at least knows OF mspa bc noisette talks about it All The Time#but the rest either dont get it or dont care. anyway its her right to be obnoxious about it. her privilege‚ even.#noise hates it though. hes so sick of hearing about it. if you mention a classpect hes gonna stab you#this is the only thing i have where the three besties are even close to interacting thats so sad.i need them being funny in a room together#pizzaposting
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Danny saving Villians because he doesn’t want them as ghosts in his realm.
“I aint letting you bring that into my house nuh uh”
#thats it tumblr post it#danny phantom#idk what au this could be fore#I just put an e in for might be time to exit the shower#as ghost king it would cause so much of a headache to deal with them#like hes got to rehabilitate them probably and thats so much work#plus the paper work that comes with people who have killed a lot.#yes this is ghost king#r we not all on the ghost king train?#danny saves like idk some sort of villian and is like ‘’get yo shit together before you die’’#what the fuck else do you do when the king of all the dead saves your life and tells you to clean up your act or else it’s a time out#who knows what a ghosts timeout is#people be like ‘’welp death said I gotta do better before I die so I better’’#idk im so tired at this point but still have three hours to go#pogo lol#boingt boingy boingy#goodnight everybody hahahaha
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regardless, i wasn't built to be alone
part of this series 1 ; 2 ; 3 ; 4
#[posts visceral definitely-not-vent art] anyway so how's everybody been i know it's been a little while#i just finished reading It the Book which no one should ever do probably. next up is salem's lot 👍#also been writing ocs and shit. i'm working on their character sheets but one of them is so fucking hard to draw for no reason. i hate him#anyhow happy trans day of visibility that was Not intentional on my part. this one's not even that much about transgenderism too#well. it kind of is. but it's kind of not. but it is. but it's not as well. you understand#lycanthrope#my art#art#illustration#voidpunk#comic#poetry#(sorta)#oh hey there's not even blood this time. a win
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CALIBORN: LET ME GET ONE THING FuCKING STRAIGHT. I'M FuCKING MANIACAL. I'M ABSOLuTELY FRANTIC. I'M MAD DOG. I'M BERSERK. I'M GOING WILD FuCKING INSANE. I'M A CYCLE PATH.
CALIBORN: I WAKE uP AT 11:30 AND DRINK FLAT MOuNTAIN DEW. Y'ALL ACTuALLY CHEW YOuR SPAGHETTI? WEAK. PATHETIC. uGLY. I SWALLOW IT DOWN MY SLIPPERY GuLLET LIKE IT'S NOTHING.
CALIBORN: I GO TO KuNG Fu LESSONS ON TuESDAY AND SATuRDAY SO I CAN KICK YOUR ASS. I FLuNG MYSELF INTO A NYQuIL-INDuCED 5-HOuR NAP AT 2:00 PM AND WHEN I WOKE uP I COULDN'T SEE SO I JuST WENT BACK TO BED AND WHEN I WOKE uP IT WAS NEXT WEEK.
#submission#dear submitter i know you sent this in as dave saying this but i implore you to hear me out#despite everybody knowing dave strider is the furthest guy from chill in the whole world#his lifes mission is to SEEM like the chillest guy in the whole world#dave says shit like. lemme get one thing fucking straight. im fucking chilling. im absolutely balling. im so normal regular its insane#while hes like. actively having some kind of mentauwl iuwllness flareup#my man has adhd and says some wild shit but the key to dave strider is that he acts like the wild shit is normal shit#and its on YOU to keep up with him. 'jesus get a fucking pen' type beat#CALIBORN however. caliborn is . like this. caliborn is a self proclaimed cycle path#i hope you understand op i have to make some executive decisions here#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#incorrect quotes#mod dave#caliborn
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I gave myself a writing challenge and I am fascinated by it
So basically I put the robins in a randomizer to give them a new order/role (because I just...kinda wanted to see what would happen + I like role-reversal AUs) and got results that are giving me a fucking brain blast.
Stephanie, the first sidekick who defines the role
Tim, the sidekick who dies and comes back wrong
Dick, the sidekick who saves Batman from himself
Damian, the sidekick who was never supposed to be a sidekick but would go on to prove everyone wrong
Jason, the youngest sidekick who is still the Kid Wonder
...So this is fucking wild. I've got some ideas and several of these fit perfectly (Dick's role is pretty similar to his one in canon), but some of these are fucking INCREDIBLE to explore (Steph being the first Robin is something I never even considered but tbh I kinda love it).
I probably won't write a fic or anything because tbh I don't like publishing my writing that much, but I might expand this into a full AU and post about it. I might randomize other stuff too (ie, stuff that I cannot change vs stuff that I cannot keep the same) but this fucking rules as a starting point.
#uhhh what am I calling this??#randomizedrobinsau#stephanie brown#oh my god I am so excited to figure out how tf to write this.#because she's my favorite of these characters and having HER be the first sidekick + the one who has a mentor/older sister relationship#with the others?? kickass. though I'll probably keep her and Tim's relationship as 'dating-then-exes' because I think it's funny#and then SHE can be the Robin who Tim got fixated on + figured out her identity?? holy fuck and then the angst of Tim later dying#Tim Drake#tbh I kinda wish he'd gotten a different position because 'sidekick who dies' Tim has kinda been done a lot with the standard#reverse robin aus. But it'll still be fun to write. Definitely going the Joker Junior route with this because Batman Beyond kicks ass#Dick Grayson#He'll honestly probably be the easiest. Like...his role has not changed much outside of being younger/not the one who defines this#But I still think it'll be good to see how well I know Dick beyond his eldest brother thing (which is my best way of relating to him)#Damian al ghul#damian wayne#oh this is gonna kick ass#Bruce does not want his son to be a sidekick but Damian just kinda forces his way into that role#and everybody doubts him because of his history with the league but he later proves himself more than capable#to the point that he can set out mostly on his own and still thrive#Jason Todd#Jason being the baby of the family is also something I have never thought about but holy shit it could kick ass#I really hope that I don't roll 'Jason must die' or 'Robin 5 must die' on the randomizer. I just kinda want Jason to live this time#But unfortunately I double-screwed him because he's on the 'must happen' wheel twice now. I did not think these prompts through#TBH I am so happy that none of them rolled their OG roles. because that would have been so fucking boring
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one (understandably) underappreciated thing about madara is that he's one of the oldest characters in the series,,,, yet even when he's literally a wrinkly old caveman on life support he never switches from using ore to using washi.
almost every other old man character uses washi, and even some of the ones that barely qualify as middle-aged (mr raikage sir you are 47???? hashirama and tobirama are even worse; you cannot tell me either of them made it past 35)
meanwhile madara's all "whatever i'm gonna get revived anyway i don't have to change shit"
#naruto#naruto shippuden#uchiha madara#i know naruto gets a lot of shit for calling everybody old#but in his defense so many characters talk like it????#like if you're gonna use washi around naruto i think it's fair for him to start calling you occhan or whatever#g-d grant me madara's level of delusional self-confidence lmao#japanese#i don't remember him ever using washi ever. and neither did obito when he made the switch from tobi to darth vadara#also this is unrelated but what the fuck is going on with obito's legs#that is not where his knee(s) should be i'm pretty sure
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One of my favourite fun things to do related to Hermitcraft fandom is going around on AO3 playing with filters to find the weirdest most uncommon rarepairs out there. Or just finding them in the wild.
If you could think about one, there is a real chance there are at least like 2 fics of any random ship you can think about. And i think this is beautiful.
Like, idk who thought first about like Jevin/Bdubs(Jdubs?) or Cub/Mumbo (...cumbo) but i love that they did, that's what fandom is all about
#also usually those two-three fics you find on them are fucking good#absolutely love doing that#would love to draw some of those rarepairs i think they are very fun to be honest#like if you think about it long enough you realise that this is the realest ship ever why isnt it more popular and you know youre in troubl#hermitcraft is a great fandom if kinda wild as fuck#its fun finding some wild shit to be honest#not that i will read it#but you know#hermitcraft#hermitshipping#shitpost#tbh those presented are not the best examples of wildest ships but my memory is short sorry everybody#maybe at some point i will post about my fave ones
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Stupid idea for the stupid idea vault but.
Glenn and Darryl making out in the Odyssey and like feeling each other up and Glenn pauses and furrows his eyebrows. And he's like " wait....if I'm a switch.....and you're a switch.......then whose driving the van"
And it hard cuts to Ron in the driver's seat, giving a thumbs up in the rear view mirror.
Anyway.
#dndads#dungeons and daddies#closeson#ill fucking tag this bc I'm FUNNY and i like ATTENTION. OK!#Sorry i know everybody is experiencing profoud grief and loss rn but i havent listened to the last 2 episodes so im balling dudes#I cannot be hurt. i am immune to damage. i am shielded by stupid gay shit.
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there is fucking HATRED in that mans eyes. that is PURE MALICE, dawg. this is the face of a man about to violate the fucking geneva convention. this is a man ready to do 25 years to life. never have i seen so much goddamn pure spite in this motherfuckers eyes holy fuck how did blackbird not just instantly shit his fucking pants LOOK AT THE MAN. THAT IS BLIND RAGE. THAT IS SPITE THAT MOTHERFUCKER HAS NOT MUSTERED SINCE THE GIRL IN WHITE. OH MY GOD. THAT FUCKER MUSTERED ENOUGH RAGE TO KILL A SHADOW KILLER
#I KNOW HE HAS AMNESIA BUT BRO THAT'S TERRIFYING#HOW HARD DO YOU FUCK UP TO GET SEVEN TO LOOK AT YOU LIKE THAT#HIS BEST FRIENDS HAVE STABBED HIM LIKE 3 TIMES AND HE DOESNT EVEN GET UPSET#HOLY FUCKING SHIT DAWG#SEVEN IN THIS ENTIRE EPISODE IS GENUINELY ON THE VERGE#RUNNING ON SPITE. DAWG. SPITE ALONE#3 ACTIVE POISONS IN HIM AND HE'S GOT THE WILLPOWER TO FUCKING BODY THIS MAN#EVERYBODY GANGSTA TILL SEVEN IS ACTING COMPETENT#EVERYBODY GANGSTA TILL SEVEN IS ACTUALLY GENUINELY MAD#HOLY FUCK#This frame lives in my head rent free#scissor seven
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