evilkitten3
Shounen Girl Apologist
somehow still working on rewriting fairy tail. (Avi, 26, he/him, queer, white Jew) | don't start discourse on non-discourse posts or so help me g-d I will block you | this blog is safe for all neurodivergent and physically disabled people | i eat ableists for breakfast and they don't taste good
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I’m here in search of your glory…
#naruto#naruto shippuden#hashimada#amv#this has no right to be as good as it is it's a fucking fall out boy song
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LOOK!!!!!!! AT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Medic AU -
This au is inspired by a post by @evilkitten3 !
About a year after Naruto's departure with Jiraiya, Shikamaru, Neji, and Kiba find themselves asking for Sakura's help. Their teams need medics, and they're the right men for the job. Sakura gladly takes her friends in and takes them to the best person she knows to train them, the woman who taught her. The fifth Hokage, Senju Tsunade!
After three years of rigorous training and studying, the four ninja (and loveable canine friend), become a secret specialised medic squad that work directly under Tsunade. In emergencies, they work together to run Konoha's hospital and the medical teams on the battlefield
// This is all I got so far, but I'll do more later!
#naruto#naruto shippuden#mednin au#senju tsunade#haruno sakura#hyuuga neji#nara shikamaru#inuzuka kiba#akamaru#MEDPUPPY!!!!!!!!!! HOW DID I NEVER EVEN THINK OF THAT AKAMARU BBY I'M SO SORRY#I LOVE THIS
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can we just have, like, any feminist movement whatsoever. did everyone just stop caring?
#there's so many people in the notes exclusively blaming transphobia and like. i Get It but. it's not just that#boy it would be simpler if it was! but it isn't#unfortunately sometimes there is not a single easily blamable group to pin All Of The Problems on
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would you a marry a swiftie with the same politics as you or a fascist with the same taste in art as you
this website has elevated suicide bait to an immaculate artform perfected like no other culture in history
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i can't lie to you i loveee bad endings sometimes. what if nothing worked out. what if the characters gave into their worst instincts. what if they became worse. what if there's truly no hope left. what will they do out of desperation? who will they become as their worst selves?
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bulma fucked his brains right out huh
Also, while I'm on about all this.
FUN FACT: Did you know that Monster Zarbon is still stronger than Vegeta, even after his Zenkai boost?
And also that Vegeta's Technique is a good fucking move?
Once Vegeta makes off with Frieza's Dragon Balls and spots Krillin with the seventh, the very last one he needs to make his wish, he finds himself in a pickle.
Vegeta has to chase down Krillin and not let him get away. But doing so reveals them both to Zarbon.
It's here that Vegeta has to plan for how he's going to defeat a superior foe - formulating a strategy to take advantage of Zarbon's overconfidence.
Fortunately, Vegeta is a brilliant strategist.
STOP LAUGHING I'M SERIOUS. Vegeta took a sharp turn for dumbass from the Cell arc onward, but the Vegeta of the Saiyan and Frieza arcs was extremely intelligent, calculating, and observant.
When Zarbon reaches him, Vegeta's plan unfolds.
Totally willing to employ dirty tactics to circumvent a superior foe, Vegeta blinds Zarbon with the ol' dirt in the eye.
Capitalizing on that ever-present weakness of Frieza's forces: That they cannot sense ki. They have to see their opponent with their eyes. This is, effectively, Vegeta's makeshift Solar Flare.
This momentary blindness opens Zarbon up to cheap shots from Vegeta.
Which he quickly follows up on by pummeling his incapacitated and helpless opponent with that move that the anime made oh so famous for being useless and doing nothing.
For all his superior strength, Zarbon is now blind and being relentlessly assaulted by an unyielding waterfall of ki blasts. Each one by itself doing minimal damage to his superior hide but the overwhelming onslaught of attacks he can't defend himself against wear him down.
It's only at this point, battered and bruised and pummeled by Vegeta's cheap shots, that Zarbon's lost enough ki for Vegeta's Zenkai to level the playing field.
It's only after this, once he's thoroughly weakened his opponent, that Vegeta's superiority in technique allows him to win out in straightforward martial combat.
Though his Zenkai played a role, Vegeta wins this fight because he fought Zarbon smarter. By using dirty tricks and Vegeta's Technique to great effect.
#dbz#vegeta#don't get me wrong i love him always but. clever dirty bastard vegeta was best vegeta#not to imply that goku should've stayed the only super saiyan but..... well goku should've stayed the only super saiyan
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GO TENTEN KILL HIM AGAIN GIRL
#naruto#naruto shippuden#tenten#a vote for tenten is a vote for lesbians!!!!#a vote for neji is debatably also a vote for lesbians. but like the fridged kind
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bloody gir emoji when
we need a🧍except the guy is covered in blood
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Hey everyone, please consider buying the 2024 itch.io Palestinian Relief Bundle- it's 373 games, game-making assets, tabletop roleplaying games, zines, and comics for a minimum of just 8 USD! They have a goal of 100,000 USD, and as of the time I'm writing this post, they have 8 more days to reach it.
Link will be in the reblog!
#i was surprised by how few of these i already had#there were only a couple#anyway some of these look really good#eight dollars is a great deal and there's twelve days left from this reblog so go get some games!#also if you can afford to pay more than eight dollars (i unfortunately can't right now....) consider doing so!
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I'm just saying, if there's a curse that runs along your family line and you don't tell your kids about it, how the hell are they supposed to go on a quest to stop it?
#this sorta happened to my cousin#kinda#well. her parents didn't tell her she was adopted#she found out like. wayyyyyy after they passed (she's my mom's first cousin so her parents were my grandparents' age)#and uh. turns out there were some genetic issues she probably should've known about a lot sooner
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if anyone asks i did not double dog dare sasuke to kill neji's stupid uncle. that did not happen. if he did that i wasn't involved. why would you even listen to him anyway
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