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alephskoteinos · 4 months
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you know rebecca furguson got that refined, sophisticated coochie. the kind of coochie that somehow leaves you with a greater understanding of french history.
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yoursghouly · 9 months
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Source: Ada Elder
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st-just · 5 months
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Being a brave independent-minded contrarian and saying we should put the sex color back on the pride flag but not the magic color. We're all good materialists here, right?
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roseofhybrids · 6 days
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I had a fever dream this morning (got attacked by a bear, not important) and as I was waking up, in my still half asleep state a saw a meme with Khan in it
and it is one of the dumbest things I've ever seen, so I went and recreated it for you all:
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like, what the hell even is this?
From what I could gather before my alarm went off, it was some sort of template. You'd edit in the name of the show (or in this case the episode number) the character's full name, and pt a picture of them in the corner
then you'd swap the images at the bottom to show what the character looked like on the outside during the events of the show/episode, how they behaved, and how they actually were at the heart of their character
I don't know why it's oranges
just that the first one was cut into, the second was all wrinkled and dark, and the last one was just a perfect large and round orange. Like the divine pinnacle of what an orange should be, a pre-eminent specimen with a heavenly aura. I couldn't really find an image that fully captured that
nor do I know what the hypothetical maker of the meme was trying to imply about Khan and what they wanted to see done to him
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abracadav-r · 6 months
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gta-wasted.mp3
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b4byfawn · 10 months
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user4049329292c · 4 months
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How I look at Pinocchio after I force him to shove his nose up my ass and repeatedly say “I did 9/11” so it’ll grow but it doesn’t increase at all
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dougielombax · 30 days
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Dark.
Darkness.
Advanced darkness
Darker than dark.
The darkest dark.
The loudest, most suffocating form of darkness. (So loud you can’t even hear it)
So dark that it kills any light that comes into contact with it.
It would take something as powerful as the sun to kill this darkness and even then it would take immense effort.
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angeldeviloshi · 9 days
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The Angel Devil goes so thematically deep throughout csm. I have many thoughts about this.
You think he's just a minor character with little screentime but you don't understand... This twink carries so much that you don't see because he rescinds himself into the background while being a prism to the important characters since part 1 once it kicked into gear after his introduction and that prism's reflection is enhanced throughout part 2 with part 2's major characters.
You gotta see him as the mirror to Makima, the prism bouncing off the projector she operates and how that reflection connects to the rest of the cast and into the fabric of the narrative!!! He's so important in an obscured way and I -screaming-
You don't know how powerful the Angel Devil is in the story as a vehicle of thematic analysis for the core of csm. (Which is why his pairing with Aki sets my neurons on fire due to Aki's curated framing of the world of csm to the audience and Denji, while the Angel Devil simultaneously contrasts and reflects Makima, the figure keeping all of them leashed in the Premise part 1 is established in through her) The ricocheting that would occur if he was still alive would be insane.
The parallels he possesses are so versatile and interesting (understatement) and I like him a normal amount for that, among other things about him that are just very For Me.
And I think it'll be neat if more people could appreciate and understand that about him.
It's like 6AM here which is typically the hours my brain pops off with word vomit like this to feed myself stim and serotonin when I can't sleep so I'm probably not making sense to you. You don't have to understand, these are the brainworms that have infected ME and I'm just showing you what it does to a person on tumblr dot com.
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alephskoteinos · 11 days
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Fanged noumena? You mean chaos molecules?
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talekk · 2 months
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So in spite of my best efforts none of my other friends are willing to take on this webcomic in a reasonable time frame which means I have nobody to gush about the new pages with. Vev, I NEED you to catch up on Unsounded.
Also in case any of the rest of you want some cool shit to read check out https://www.casualvillain.com/Unsounded/comic/ch01/ch01_01.html I promise it's really good!
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yoursghouly · 9 months
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Source: Valeska Enriquez
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macademia-nut · 1 year
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You are holding a cursed item.
What is a curse? A persuasive bad feeling. A knocking down of your concious awareness of reality in a way that influences you, outside of your awareness, to engage in behaviour ultimately harmful to your life. Bad vibes.
Live this, endless scroll that, that's what it's for- to make you keep engaging, scrolling, an online feeling of community as bait.
Like any trade with an evil being, your technology is taking advantage of your desire to belong to steal your life time, your confidence, your spirit. Keep in mind what you are dealing with and use it responsibly, like a wizard studying a dark magic item.
Know the thing in your hands was, at one point, a helpful tool for scholars. Imbedded into it is a good idea. But it has been corrupted. The creators don't care if it ruins your life, because it makes theirs better. They conciously exchange your life for profit.
My tips are:
Have a ritual: only use it in one place, for a limited amount of time. Keep it caged away from you life, lest you touch it.
Be aware of the contents of your heart: if you hear it singing its praises as a solution to your real life problems, claiming it will make you feel better, DO NOT GO TO IT. That's how it gets you.
When it calls you, be aware what it's calling you for, and if it is something you must get done, be aware that is all you do.
Literally just be constantly aware that you are holding a cursed item.
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>:D slowly forcing my silly little music taste into this account
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gwaindrifter · 1 year
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Everyone's always "the old magicks this, the old magicks that". Do not cite the old magicks to me. I want to know about the new magicks.
Tell me about the teenage girls inscribing protection sigils into their nail art. Tell me about the drunk college kids divining from a bag of hot sauce packets. Tell me about the twenty-something using a photo album on their phone to manifest their intentions. Tell me about the guy who squeezes his Keychain tight to keep the light from turning red. Tell me about the IT specialist who keeps a votive on his computer to ward off attacks, even though he knows better. Cite those magicks to me.
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