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yoursghouly · 8 months

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Source: SmoochieWallace

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blackcoffeedreams · 2 months

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#magick #evocation #occult #occult humor #ceremonial magic

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israellimon · 2 days

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#cats #wizard cats #magick #witchcraft #familiars #wicca #spells #occult humor #witchy humor

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theblissfulstars · 17 days

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Sometimes I think to myself. "I just don't know why I am still single, surely I am someone's cup of tea."

Then I remember I talk to dead people

#spiritism #spiritualism #occult humor

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badoccultadvice · 1 year

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Weekend Update: Krampus on Kidnapping Naughty Children - SNL

"Sorry, I missed that you're queer?"

"Yeah, I'm a demon, Colin. I'm queer."

#krampus #yule #snl #weekend update #demons #pagan humor #occult humor #Youtube

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tiny-elf-of-doom · 2 years

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Christians: Satanists are probably ugly and hide under cloaks to hide their faces.

Satanists:

#satanic temple #TST #satanist #occult #the occult #memes #humor #occult humor #lucien greaves

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katokmagick · 23 days

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#demons #magick #spiritual #meme #goetia #occult humor

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tygerland · 5 months

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Christmas with Lovecraft and Friends. 2010, by Nelson Evergreen.

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fanyyy444 · 2 months

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Me and my bitches👻🖤

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catgirl-kaiju · 2 years

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GREETINGS MORTAL AND WELCOME TO THE ALTAR OF TH-

Sorry, what's that?

Oh... Yeah...

Yeah, this did used to be a Taco Bell. If you knew how hard it is to find a cursed temple for your cult of followers to worship at your wretched altar, maybe you wouldn't be so judgy.

#shitpost #humor #comedy #taco bell #evil #voidpunk #cryptidcore #cosmic horror #occult #spooky

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psychedelic-candy · 8 months

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#magical #witches #witch #wizard #druid #funny shit #funny stuff #humour #humor #jokes #witchy vibes #necromancer #occult #occulltism #paganism #pagan

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yoursghouly · 8 months

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Source: ScarletWitchPNW

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blackcoffeedreams · 6 months

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#occult humor #humor #noosphere

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angelosearch · 4 months

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Gurren Laguna. My stupidest joke yet.

"Believe in your friends and they'll believe in you!!"

#please don't hate me I know it's dumb #but now that I am thinking about it Kamina and Laguna do have some stuff in common #although Laguna has the Yoko kiss of death #gurren lagann #kamina #ff8 #laguna loire #niche humor #occult fan ii content

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badoccultadvice · 2 years

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What resource, what practice, what discipline could possibly give you PSYCHIC POWERS, SELF CONFIDENCE, and PERSONALITY? Well THIS TIME, it's not Rosicrucianism. And also, if you're seeking personality, are you looking to adjust your own or maybe, I don't know, insert an extra one into your equation? Either way, the answer is...

YOGA!

That's right, yet again something "ancient" from "the east" has been "adapted" to the "needs" of "Western man." If you've studied occultism for longer than five minutes, you'll be familiar with this maneuver.

Can you concentrate? If you answer "no," then probably just skip the rest of the quiz, it'll just depress you. Did you know that learning Yoga will make people like you, and allow you to fully utilize the powers of your subconscious mind? You'll have so many friends and you'll bend all of their spoons.

I have some issues of magazines from this era that are missing these little rectangles where someone absolutely cut them out and mailed them in, so there were definitely people getting and using these free lessons. And they must have unlocked their third eyes and blasted their chakras all the way to Mars. An army of psychics unleashed, bristling with the power of friendship, standing with perfect posture, absolutely PACKED with personality. Or personalities.

You'd better write fast, because the copy of FATE Magazine this ad is on the back of came from July 1954, so by fast I mean crank up your time machine.

Again.

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#fate magazine #yoga #occultism #occult humor #psychic #ancient wisdom of the east #time travel #retro ads #retro #1950s #magazine ads

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booksandwitchery · 9 months

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I may be in my twenties but in many ways I will never grow up hahaha

#occult #dion fortune #sane occultism #paganism #just witchy things #pagan #witchcraft #witch #neopaganism #baby witch #what is occultism?#magick #humor #atheopaganism #sass witchcraft #secular witch #secular witchcraft

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