dougielombax
DougieLombax’s Blog. Former anon. Mostly Harmless.
Not my real name. Irish. 25 Male/questioning/NOT cis. Twin. Queer. Bisexual, Autistic, Leftist. Former Student. MA in History. Anti-fascist. Anti-Partitionist. Bigots,TERFs, bullies, eugenicists, Ableists, racists, sexists, denialists, tankies, revisionists, Nazis (and other antisemites) and others DNI OR ELSE! Pronouns: He/They/We
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Balan would’ve been a perfect addition to a super smash bros game.
Seriously.
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What do you mean Ahti showed up in your basement?!
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Yeah he took a wrong turn down the hallway where the renovations were being done.
Next thing you know he ends up falling trillions of years backwards through time and accidentally writes himself into the very fabric of the foundation of the universe and all of life as we know it.
#dougie rambles#personal stuff#unreality#oopsie#accident#minor inconvenience#my poor attempt at a joke#no context#this sounded funnier in my head#shitpost#highbrow shitposting
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Shit just got real.
*removes sunglasses to reveal I’m wearing TWO eyepatches*
#dougie rambles#personal stuff#shit just got real#eyepatch#sunglasses#unreality#my poor attempt at a joke#what#no context#mgsv#oh no#not me#this sounded funnier in my head#shitpost#cliffhanger#kojima productions#metal gear solid v#highbrow shitposting
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Not very good with archery. Evidently.
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It’s a bloody whiteout!
#dougie rambles#personal stuff#vent post#gaming#sucker punch#ghost of tsushima#weather#winter#blizzard#whiteout
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WHALE MEAT??????!!!!!!
Oh no not again!
#dougie rambles#personal stuff#my poor attempt at a joke#gaming#sucker punch#ghost of tsushima#japan#anti whaling#whale#whales#marine mammals#wildlife#cetaceans#sea life#no context#the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy#douglas adams#tangentially#whale meat#oh no not again
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Reclaimed another lighthouse.
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Bombarded by a barrage of bees
#dougie rambles#personal stuff#alliteration#my poor attempt at a joke#bees#insects#wildlife#beasties#animals#creatures#save the bees
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If you want to put forth an argument (ESPECIALLY a political one), or make a statement of (indisputable) fact, here’s some advice.
NEVER use the impact font!
Ever!
It’s too commonly associated with internet memes for anyone to take it seriously.
Bottom text.
If you do it you might as well be typing something like this:
Bottom text!
So don’t do it!
Otherwise nobody will take you seriously!
#dougie rambles#personal stuff#vent post#Dougie makes a meme#advice#history#politics#facts#or lack thereof#impact font#bottom text#george washington#shit yourself#what#seriously#shat
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What do you MEAN he donated ALL of his blood?!
#dougie rambles#personal stuff#blood#unreality#my poor attempt at a joke#no context#this sounded funnier in my head#shitpost
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Who’s gonna arrest him?
The postal service?
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Lumbago bullets.
#dougie rambles#personal stuff#band names#lumbago#bullets#my poor attempt at a joke#no context#this sounded funnier in my head#shitpost#red dead redemption 2
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Useful in a useless sort of way.
*visible confusion*
#dougie rambles#personal stuff#useful#usefulness#useless#uselessness#i am confused#no context#red dead redemption 2#shitpost
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Lumbago vs Tuberculosis
Battle of the Century
(They both lose)
#dougie rambles#personal stuff#my poor attempt at a joke#diseases#pain#lumbago#tuberculosis#no context#this sounded funnier in my head#shitpost#red dead redemption 2#face off
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Graham Linehan is a detestable little shit who’s ruination is entirely of his own making.
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What is this “queue” of which the good people of Tumblr doth spake?
I need to know.
Yeah I know I’ve been on this site for a year but even then I’m still figuring it out.
Regardless.
The question stands.
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