Bruce who accidentally parents his rogues because the mom syndrome is starting to take deep roots.
He threatens Harvey with no dessert if he keeps escaping from Arkham, and blushes bright under the cowl when the man's mouth splits In a teasing, switchblade smirk, " Is that code for something else, doll?"
Harley insists on kicking his seat everytime he arrests her, " I will turn this car around!"
"To where! Also, I'm pretty sure this is just a Tesla with fancy gadgets and an emo makeover."
"You take that back, missy--"
Selina has to sit through 3 hours of " our generation doesn't know what real music is" speeches until she finally cracks and chokes him with her whip
Martinez will never forget the day Batman grabs Riddler by the scruff of his neck and holds him like a misbehaving cat, " What do we say when we flood the city?"
"Sorry."
"That's right. Now go to your cell for reflection time."
Don't misunderstand, he's like that with the league, too. Bruce gives Billy a juice box for not obliterating an enemy to bits and he almost gets lasered.
Everything is temporary, Batman is forever * Immediately booed by the crowd and assassinated with tomatoes *
BUT ANYWAY ! Batman hyper fixation is coming back with a vengeance so I decided to revamp the designs for my two favorites, riddelss and two-face. Ignore the mad rambling on their refs its all kinda jumbled
If you wanna see anyone/anything from my AU/version feel free to ask I feel insane !!!
for those unfamiliar w my game: no i dont hate joker i actually love him and he’s not here cause i draw him all the time. i felt like drawing my other fav rogues for once :)