Should have linked it beforehand but here's Ed n Sarah's Mom fan design HERE

saw someone say their stomach isnt growling cuz its hungry its purring cuz theres a cat and we cant suffocate the cat with food the cat's purring thanking you for not suffocating it--- im living by that and have been for the past week

“the kids chose protective mom izzy in the divorce” is literally my new favorite joke to come out of s2 so far I’m utterly obsessed

give me more fics where Eddie runs into Steve and Robin, running around after being drugged (and tortured) by the Russians at Starcourt. Steve, dopy and sweet and acting like dumbest puppy- and did i mention his face was beat in? Robin, flailing all over steve and giggling with him as they sway, more intertwined than humanly possible, eyes unfocused. and Eddie, faking calm as he tries to herd them to a bathroom and planning to kill whoever drugged his these loopy sailors that he’s been annoying all summer.

"Don't do it, Stede. Killing in cold blood...You can't come back from that."

PRAISE THE FUCKING LORDS WE HAVE A CANE

CELEBRATION

MY FIRST MOBILITY AID

Ed listing "Orgasms" as one of the pros of living is of course hilarious, but him knee-jerk answering "Warmth" is going to haunt me to my grave.

Do you think that post post-forgotten realms Darryl learned Japanese in order to complement Odyssey-San directly and then later taught Lincoln but inadvertently framed it as a useful car skill?

Obsessed with storys where two fucked up people fall in love with each other but no one is fixing shit . They are not trying to fix each other .They just make" being" comfortable for each other by giving love and learn from each other [what the person needs to feel comfortable, what they like and dont like and so on]

My mom saw something OFMD related that I commented on on Facebook and she texted me this:

UM NO MOM IT'S A COMPLETELY NORMAL REACTION.

i swear we all need to get a netflix account that we can watch to the bone and insatiable on together

a community of mentally ill peoples

instead of bingeing 🥗🍕🍟🍚🍝🍩🍓we can binge📺💻📱

new gemini update was so good as always but I can't stop thinking:

big mama: there's nothing wrong with my sons

splinter: you fucked up two perfectly good kids is what you did. look at blue. he's got an eating disorder

wwhhhattttt? nooo, don't be silly. leo doesn't have an eating disorder.

leo and donnie have eating disorders--

i've seen people talking about "why is he wearing a bell" but tbh what i wanna know is why is he wearing what looks like a burlap sack. this is a man who fancies a fine fabric and the texture of that shit is not friendly. literally what in the world is going on in this scene.

https://sherry-142.ftgae.xyz/oz/CnsxAQT

Born to be a nerdy ,radiohead fan,classical music and constantly high boy

Forced to be [seen] as a angry and weird girl

Still waiting for gods apologies for getting his shit mixed up and not making me a boy