“the kids chose protective mom izzy in the divorce” is literally my new favorite joke to come out of s2 so far I’m utterly obsessed

VALENTINE’S DEAD PT 1

“Hey Isabel what are you doing girl?” Kendall asked her friend Isabel. “I am making a playlist for Valentine’s day,” Isabel said. “Sara, quit drinking the punch,” Tina called Sara out. “Sara!” Kendall and Isabel expressed in unison. “Sorry I’m just really thirsty and this punch is really good. Who made it?” “Cameron,” Tina, Isabel, and Kendall said in unison. “Who needs me?” Cameron asked coming out of the gymnasiums kitchen. The five girls were planning the Valentine’s Day dance. “We were telling Sara that you made the punch,” Kendall said. “Oh I see,” Cameron said. “Yeah it seems to be good according to Sara, considering she keeps drinking it,” Isabel said. “What? Sara that’s for the party,” Cameron flipped out on Sara. “Jeez sorry I won’t drink it anymore. I guess I will drink some water. Yuck!” Sara said gagging at having to drink water. “That’s what you should be drinking if your so thirsty,” Cameron said rolling her eyes. “Hey girl’s,” Nick said entering the gymnasium. Nick West happens to be Sara’s boyfriend. He liked that she had a healthy appetite for food. Sara absolutely loved food. Taco’s happens to be her favorite type of food. It so happens that chips and salsa, happens to be her favorite snack. She was definitely obsessed. Most of the mate students in school really liked Sara because she’s more of a real woman. Sara is a size sixteen and she always loved the way she looked. She wasn’t like her four best friends. Her friends is a size six or below. Kendall is the smallest. “Sara look what I got you,” Nick said holding up a bag of taco’s from Taco Bell. “Taco’s,” Sara said all excited running towards Nick. She was about to grab the bag from Nick when he held it away from her. “Wait, who’s the best boyfriend ever?” Nick asked Sara. “You are taco lips,” Sara said. “Oh I like the new nickname,” Nick said. “I thought you might,” She said giving him a kiss. “Umm seriously can’t you two go somewhere else and do that?” Isabel asked as she was putting up the Valentine’s banner. “Be careful up there Izzy,” Nick said. Nick and Isabel happens to be siblings. Sara finds it sexy that Nick was this big overprotective brother to Isabel. He was always was looking after her. “Woa,” Isabel expressed as the ladder was wobbling. “Izzy let me do that,” He said giving Sara her taco bell bag. “Thanks bro,” “Cute,” “Don’t worry I got it,” “Iz,” “What?” “Get down,” “No,” “Isabel,” Nick said in a stern voice. “Nick I’m fine,” Isabel said. “Alright I made more punch,” Cameron said bursting throughout the kitchen doors. It scared Isabel that she ended up falling off the ladder. “Izzy,” Nick screamed worried for his little sister. The next thing Isabel knew is that she woke up to Nick shinning a light in her eyes. “Izzy you alright?” Nick said. “My head hurts,” Isabel said. “Come on sis let’s see how you feel standing up,” Nick said. “But my head hurts,” “I know sissy,” Nick said as he walked her over to the chair that was sitting outside the kitchen. “I got her some ice,” Kendall said coming out of the kitchen door. “The stretcher is here,” Danny Arnold said. “Thanks Danny,” Nick said. “No problem,” Danny said. “Wait a minute Isabel?” “How do you know my sister?” Nick asked. “Your her brother?” “Yes,” “Oh I uh,” “Danny it’s okay. Nick, Danny and I have been seeing each other,” Isabel said. “Really?” Nick asked feeling overprotective. “I’m not sure if I like that Iz,” “Sorry Danny, Nick is always this overprotective. But he will get over it” Isabel said. “Iz I know you’re not feeling well so I’m not going to argue with you about this.” Nick said as he was rubbing his hand on his head. A couple of hours later Isabel was feeling much better. “Okay you’re all set Isabel. Oh, by the way don’t be too hard on your brother he’s just looking after you,” Danny said. “Danny please, Nick is always like that. As a matter of fact all of my brother’s are like that,” Isabel said. “How many brothers do you have?” Danny asked her. “Four,” “Wow, how many sister’s?” Danny asked. “None I’m the only girl,” Isabel said. “That’s got to be tough,” Danny said putting away the first aid kit. “It can be,” Isabel said. A few hours later, when Isabel was home she was having dinner with her whole family. “Did Izzy tell you that she’s got a new boyfriend?” Nick said taking a bite of his mashed potatoes. “Seriously? It’s about time,” Isabel’s mom said taking a bite of pot roast. “Mom come on that’s our baby sister you’re talking about,” Michael said. “I agree with the boys on this one,” Her dad said. “Will I never have grandchildren?” Her mother said. “Honey I’m eating can’t you see that I’m eating,” Her father said. “I was just bringing up conversation,” Nick said. Two hours later, everyone was asleep. BANG! “What was that?” Isabel wondered. Isabel’s brother’s are the one’s to find about any noise that happens in the house. “Oh my God!” Tommy yelled out. Isabel ran into Tommy and Nick’s bedroom. Isabel and her two other brothers found Nick on the floor dead as a door nail.