I want the human/cybertronian life difference to be talked about more in canon
Cuz I mean. itās RIGHT THERE.
Just a smidgen of true acknowledgment I BEG YOU HASBROā¼ļø
i mean come on all it takes is someone mentioning how long the wars been going for one of the humans to go ā4 MILLION YEARS???? WHAT THE FUCK HOW OLD ARE YOU???ā
And optimus or ratchet to be like āā¦5/7 million?ā And all of the humans to have a break down CUZ WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUVE BEEN ALIVE SINCE BEFORE THE HUMAN SPECIES EXISTED??? WE WERE MONKEYS WHEN YOU WERE BORN???
And the (woefully uniformed) cybertronians to be like ā??? What do YOU mean your species was still evolving when I onlined, how long do you guys live?? A thousand?? A few hundred??ā
And the gobsmacked humans to be like ā??? NO WE HARDLY LIVE OVER A HUNDRED ITS CONSIDERED AN ACCOMPLISHMENT?? AVERAGE OLD AGE DEATH IS LIKE MID 80s!! TECHNICALLY THE AVERAGE LIFE SPAN IS 72 OR SOMETHING???ā
Cue the autobots being like āšØ 72??? THATS A CHILD WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUTāļøā
the more attached/emotional bots looking at their charges and realizing that not only are they sparklings compared to them but theyāll die as sparklings too in just a few decades, causing them to straight up have a mini meltdown.
Yeah theyāre in a war and theyāve lost plenty of friends, but never to anything as predictable and inescapable as old age.
Itās the seeing-it-coming part that gets to them, the slow dread of knowing that even if they do everything right and keep them out of danger and they stay healthy thereās nothing they can do to stop them from withering away in a couple of decades.
Most versions of bumblebee looking at their charge/friend and realizing his assumptions about the fact that since theyāre both still young that theyāll have plenty of time to just. Live together and have fun- are wrong?? Immediately tears. Even if cybertronians canāt cry tears heās doing whatever the equivalent is and running away to cry in his room. And then running back to snatch them and take them with him cuz HE CANT WASTE A SECOND IF THEIR LIFESPANS ARE REALLY THAT SHORT HES GONNA JUST HAVE TO SPEND 24/7 WITH THEM
This whole concept ESPECIALLY applies to TFP since all of them got their own little human buddy and thereās only like 5 autobots to begin with (of the main season 1 crew) theyāve lost so many of their own so recently, their numbers are already dwindling down to nothing, theyāre losing the war and the kids are whatās given them a major morale boost. To continue fighting they need hope, and the kids have kind of become their hope for the future- to know theyāll die off in under a century despite how young they still are is a shot to the spark.
Look me in the eye and tell me bee wouldnt panic hearing that Raf only has 70-80 years to live. LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME HE WOULDNT HAVE SOME KIND OF FIT OVER BEING TOLD THAT HIS LITTLE BUDDY (from a cybertronian perspective) HAS A LIFESPAN EQUIVALENT TO A LATE STAGE TERMINAL ILLNESS DIAGNOSIS. Bee would start treating Raf like a kid with stage 4 cancer š
I just KNOW bulkhead would have the worst reaction other than bee, maybe even worse cuz he looks at miko and realizes sheās used up basically a fifth of her entire lifespan already and sheās Still So Little and straight up starts weeping. Thatās his DAUGHTER you canāt take her from him so soon itās not FAIR! He might have to go destroy a canyon wall or something to let some of the anger and grief out
Arcee is Not taking it well either.
She JUST got attached to this one, just got used to a new partner and your telling her that no matter what she does heās never going to last as long as tailgate of cliff jumper did?? Even if both he and she do everything theyāre supposed to do to protect him and extended his life?? Depression time baby
Optimus and ratchet donāt react as much outwardly to the news as the others but inside theyāre both šš„
These kids have brought optimus a level of contentment he hasnāt felt in vorns, and he sees how bright their spirits shine- Only to now know those precious spirits will burn out in less than a century- it gnaws at him inside, yet another strike from the cruelty of fate
Ratchet is devastated but refuses to acknowledge it, these kids- yes even miko- have become his pseudo grandkids and heās not ready, nor will he ever be ready, to outlive them. Jacks reminds him too much of a younger optimus, still learning and still hopeful. Miko isā¦ well she has a fire to her that ratchet can appreciate (when sheās not actively annoying him) sheās determined enough to make anything happen which he does begrudgingly respect even if he wishes she wouldnāt just throw herself into any and every situation just for fun.
And Rafā¦
Raf is his apprentice, the only one of the kids to understand him and listen intently to his stories of cybertron. To show appreciation for his work and his ideas, to Listen and Learn and Improve his inventions. He harbors the most fondness for Raf since he sees so much potential in him, and has taken him under his wing in teaching him cybertronian language and biology.
He feels almost like heās training a student to take his place- only for the ground to be ripped out from under him to know that Raf will never have the chance to succeed him, will never even outlive him.
A parent should never have to bury their child, and ratchet already feels that he has.
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TLDR the autobots find out humans have fruit fly lifespans next to them and become one big soggy mess of tears, optimus and ratchet included although they try to have a stiff upper lip about it (and fail to varying extents)
I swear this was supposed to be about any and all continuities but TFP took over completelyš idk it just fits the best since they focus so much on how attached the bots get to the kids
Edit: btw this was inspired from the fact I found out that the cybertronian equivalent to a year (yes I know technically they have solar cycles which are roughly a human year but what they consider a year vs their lifespan/time perception is different) is a vorn. A vorn is 80 HUMAN YEARS. I saw that and went āoh wow a vorn is like a whole human lifespan!šā and then I went āOH A VORN IS A WHOLE HUMAN LIFESPAN šā
After being subjected to the canyons utter dismissal of anything Izzy did in s1 I honestly started to feel like Iād been misinterpreting the show. The confrontation between Izzy and Ed in s1ep10 is boiled down to Izzy just āsaying some mean thingsā. Izzyās controlling and shitty behavior is just him being protective and in love with Ed and itās actually so tragic that Ed would dismiss Iz like that, guys. Take after take, I began to wonder if maybe Iād blown things out of proportion. Maybe he wasnāt that bad.
But then the gears in the logical part of my brain start turning and I remember why framing Izzy in that light is so frustratingly shitty. Like, okay. We all get that Ed isnāt an evil monster for killing his dad. It was a direct response to feeling threatened after suffering and witnessing his fathers abuse. We can all agree on that. So why is it different when Ed has a similar reaction to Izzy threatening him? Why is it okay for Izzy to berate and mock and tell Ed he was better off dead? Izzy displayed controlling and honestly abusive behavior in season 1. Ed was fighting back against his abuser when he killed Father Teach, and we got that. But suddenly that isnāt the case when he fights back against Izzy? Iām so tired of people acting like mental abuse isnāt as valid as physical. That it was only mean words, and that Izzy did everything out of love.
Homophobic parents can be controlling and abusive āout of loveā. They think theyāre protecting you. That doesnāt absolve them of their shitty behavior. That doesnāt change the fact that their actions are harmful. The same should be said for Izzy. Ed was mentally tormented by that manā¼ļø For people to dismiss that and act like abuse can only ever be physical is so disheartening. Iāve suffered both. One is not necessarily worse than the other. It feels so invalidatingā¦I want to engage with fans and talk about this because I feel like itās important, but if I had anyone argue with me about it I think Iād explode into a pile of silly string. It sucks that this is the state of the fandom š
yep people will absolutely bend over backwards to view all of izzy's actions in the best possible light. they give him the benefit of the doubt, they full on make shit up that 'must have' happened offscreen, they rationalise his abuse of ed in a hundred different ways. 'it was for ed's own good' 'he was trying to protect the crew' 'ed was going to get everybody killed' etc
(and often when they post about this it's really telling about their attitudes to stede being femme/gnc - i've seen too many posts along the lines of 'izzy needed to stage an intervention for ed, the talent show was the last in a long line of batshit things he'd been doing because he was obsessed with some ponce')
as many people in this fandom have already pointed out, it's like the canyon thinks that a white guy can say whatever the fuck he wants regardless of how threatening or abusive it is, but the moment the brown guy he's saying it to dares to retaliate to protect himself, he's an abuser and he's completely unjustified and etc etc
i resent being called an abuse apologist by the same people on this website who will unironically post takes like 'izzy wasn't abusive to ed because he wasn't trying to hurt him, he was acting in ed's best interests, ed forced his hand' (sound familiar?) or 'if izzy is so abusive then how come he tried to get ed out before the navy got there' (idk bestie maybe he could've tried not selling the crew out at all? maybe if he really did care about ed he wouldn't try to get his partner killed?)
not a request or from my list i just wanted to do more luffy/ace and one piece content since itās is what this acc mains:)
more of luffy and ace will come sooner or later so enjoy loves<3
not gonna specify gender bc thereās more for fem black reader i believe so iāll leave up to you as to who you areāļø
obviously luffyās seen black people before
and i say that bc itās not like in some animeās where all the background characters are pale
some are tan, black, pale, whatever!
i like the diversity in one piece :)
anyway so yeah weāre starting with the hair
he likes the texture of it and will subconsciously play with your hair a lot
i feel like he does the same to usopp
your hair may or may not be longer than his tho
whoever has longer hair when he stretches it out is whoās hair he plays with more
you and usopp def relate and make inside jokes
he says āboing boing boingā while pulling on your hair and watching the recoil/shrinkage
LOLL
thereās a lot more males in one piece and the black ones usually have theyāre hair in froās
especially since majority are pirates
but when he sees you braid your hair he thinks itās cool and asks you to do the same to his
and you do but you tell him and wonāt be the same
you explain that itās a protective style that-
whats that? š¤Ø
he doesnāt get it š
š§āāļø
nevermind luffy..
likes to take baths with you and wash your hair for you
honestly he likes the whole process of you taking care of your hair
like the drying, the boing, what it looks like when itās wet
everything
as far as AAVE
you either talk to usopp or loose your mind trying to explain it to him š
you and usopp could have a whole conversation and NO ONE is able to ādecodeā what your talking about
āwhat language is that?? what are you talking about?ā
āare you hiding secrets?ā teach me i wanna know!!ā
if you do bother to try
after explaining all he says is āi donāt get itā
āso you created your own language??ā
āyou know what luffy..yeah, thatās the best i can explain it to you anywayā
if yāall come across an adventure where a code needs to be cracked heās gonna assume you know it š¤·āāļø
YOUR FITS BE FIREš„š„
but usopp gets it better than he does š
the rest of the crew too duh
but luffyā¦
my boy just donāt care about whoās wearing what and WHY
he doesnāt see a fancy rich lady because sheās wearing expensive clothes
he sees a lady.
likewise when he sees you, he seesā¦ā¦.YOU
duh..š¤¦āāļø
sooo..yeah kinda disappointing š
at least you have usopp tho š£š£
which reminds me to quickly mention if your chubby he pays it no mind
unless itās affecting your mental health, then he does everything in his power to make you laugh
now i know he called alvida fat at first, BUT i feel if luffy likes you heās less likely to insult you
usopp nose donāt count
due to that iāll say he wouldnāt call you any mean names if you are chubby
in the same way he wonāt mention or compliment you if you have curves/abs
even if you worked hard for them š
also thinks you rival sanji when it comes to cooking and seasonings
for the sake of the headcanons letās say you can cook if you canāt
āMMMM _____ THIS IS SOO GOOD!!ā
āYUMMYYYYY!!ā
ādid sanji teach you how to cook?! this is delicious!!ā
TEACH HIM THE WORD BUSSIN/BANGIN ITāD BE SO FUNNY
āMMM ______ THIS MEAT BUSSIN!!ā
IMAGINE THAT IN LUFFYāS VOICE
anywayš§āāļø
your mac and cheese>>š¤¤
sanji is certainly impressed by such skills
even more so when you say itās been passed down through generations
heās kind enough to let you prepare some dishes even!
only down slide is..now you have to cook for luffy
you and sanji gotta 2v1 this man in the middle of the night to keep him from raiding the fridge šš
and you best bet this man will go back and forth between begging you and sanji to cook for him
depending on what type of person you are youāll do it or not
and heās STILL rushing you even when your BOTH working on cooking
aināt fast enough š
my mans needs the food right in front of him šš¤¦āāļø
you tell him all about your culture and he listens well and wants to try some stuff
he might want to try head wraps, food (obviously) and dances the most
you can tell heās genuinely interested and it makes you happy
also another thing about your hair is he describes it as ticklish
āticklish? luffy?ā
āyeah! because when we go to sleep or cuddle and you turn around, your hair tickles my nose and i sneeze!ā
šš
also wonders why your hair and skin is oily
will swipe some off your nose and rub it between his fingers
BRO PLEASE
after you explain to him that thatās naturally how you are and itās to keep your hair and skin from going dry heās like āoooooh.ā
doesnāt question it much after that
two more things about the AAVE
one, after he hears you call your ālanguageā AAVE he asks what it stands for/means and when you tell him
āit stands for āAfrican American Vernacular Englishā Luffy, basically it means how black people talk.ā
OHHHHH HE THINKS HE GETS IT NOW!!
omg finally?!?!
that took so long but whatever š
āso is that why you talk like that?ā
āi should slap the taste outta your mouthā š
āWHAT?! thatās sounds like itāll hurt!! donāt do that _____ i wonāt be able to taste food anymore!!ā ā¹ļø
your conversations consist of :
āWHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! I DONāT GET IT?! EXPLAIN!!ā
āJUST FORGET IT!!ā
have fun explaining your every sentence to this man :)
yippie i finally did more luffy hcs! iāve been wanting to for a long time but worked on other drafts instead and never got around to it. anyway, hopefully you enjoyed loves!! <3
ā¢ I already knew this, but Lucius looks good with a beard honestly
ā¢ Not Lucius saying he fell off the ship. Not him making lies for Ed
ā¢ Calling buttons sea witch my God
ā¢ Ed looks so good š¤
ā¢ Iām so glad that he actually told Stede that Ed pushed him
ā¢ I love whatever plot this is with buttons
ā¢ āHeās our dickā š
ā¢ this is so cute but also itās so heartbreaking all of the shit going on with the Jim
ā¢ Not the pirate queen having a crush on all in Olu
ā¢ I love Lucius standing up for himself, and how he feels honestly
ā¢ Lucius snapping at Pete š
ā¢ Izzy standing up for himself is everything to me.
ā¢ ā I loved you best I couldā šššš
ā¢ People putting their hands up peoples asses āHuman puppetā I-
ā¢ Edās a fucking lunatic, steering them into a storm
ā¢ I wanna protect Izzy with my whole heart
Ep 3:
Text
ā¢ I love the pirate queen so much
ā¢ Stede jumping over the side of the boat š¤£
ā¢ Omg theyāre feral
ā¢ Everyoneās refusing to give stede a straight answer
ā¢ Oh my God Edās Old captainš«¢
ā¢ Iām not ready for Jim and Olu to talk
ā¢ Nvm Olu seems to be handling it well
ā¢ Izzy looks rough
ā¢ I love where theyāre taking Izzyās character this season
ā¢ I love that Izzy is trying to actually work with stede so that the crew doesnāt suffer anymore from their mistakes š
ā¢ Not Ed being called Eddie (Iām obsessed)
ā¢ āGirl how are you?ā itās probably my favorite line this season so far
ā¢ Zheng is so beautiful
ā¢ Ed is playing make-believe, and heās so precious for it š„ŗ
ā¢ Jeffās inn by the sea (so cute)
ā¢ I think Ed and horngold honestly need to go stand in the corner and just take a minute
ā¢ Bro, got his neck snapped and then snapped his neck back into place. How the fuck do you even do that š®
ā¢ Omg is horngold not even real?!?!
ā¢ Wow ok Edās having a ā letās work through this traumaā dream
ā¢ I canāt deal with Izzy crying, now I am crying š
ā¢ It 100% brakes Izzyās heart so much more that Stede didnāt even reply to him after Stede thinks Ed is dead
ā¢ Edās just in purgatory š«¢
ā¢ I love that on Edās pros and cons list he put intercourse and then followed that up by and Orgasms
ā¢ Zheng is so horny
ā¢ Stede being Towel boy is amazing
ā¢ Lucius looks so cute
ā¢ Theyāre doing a real bad job of being quiet when theyāre trying to escape the pirate queen
ā¢ I feel so bad for Zheng poor girl is heartbroken
ā¢Not Izzy thanking stede š
ā¢ Ed is working through some trauma
ā¢ STTTTOOOOOP IM SOOOBBBING š
ā¢ Not merman Stede š¤£
Ep 4:
ā¢ Stede is so delusional itās sad
ā¢ Izzy is going through it
ā¢ ā youāre not a fucking mermaidā š§āāļø
ā¢ They just need to fucking communicate, and the shit could be resolved partially
ā¢ Meanwhile, buttons on his side, quest trying to turn into a bird
ā¢ š„ŗ thereās somethings so sad yet adorable about him opening up to the rabbit, but his fear of spiders š·ļø
ā¢ š® oh my God the rabbits dead š š
ā¢ Anne Bonney š³
ā¢ āHim?ā š³ļøāā§ļø
ā¢ Edās such a bbg
ā¢ Izzy is in his alcoholic era
ā¢ The Exes energy from Ed and Stede is so awkward š
ā¢ āI like your beard the lengthā. (Softly) āThank youā š
ā¢ The horny energy between these women I love it but also, Iām so scared right now
ā¢ ā Eddie was crazy to let you goā šš
ā¢ I am already so uncomfortable because I feel like this womanās putting the moves on stede and he is a very gay man
ā¢ Is Anne about to just die?
ā¢ These women are so crazy and horny. She poisoned her.
ā¢ Everyoneās so traumatized
ā¢ āYeah, babeā š
ā¢ Izzy is my poor alcoholic baby
ā¢ I think he fought the front mantle of the boat and cut off its legs š«¤
ā¢ š«£ iām not ready for the hurt
ā¢ Thatās the look on Edās face when he finds out stede left him for Mary kills me
ā¢ Edās literally so damaged
ā¢ Stede just asked if he could explainā¦ I am really hoping this leads to him talking about being brought out into the woods that night
ā¢ š Iām not crying youāre crying
ā¢ This hurts š
ā¢ He needs to explain the fucking woods. š”
ā¢ of the toxicness of this lesbian relationship is so fucked
ā¢ The crew working together to build Izzyās new leg
ā¢ oh they made him cry š«
ā¢ Buttons with the bowl on his head is amazing š¤£
ā¢ I donāt know if I wanna believe it, but did buttons really just turned into a fucking bird? š¤£
ā¢ š„ŗš Edās voice when he was talking to Stede about buttons Turning into a seagull, literally made my heart melt
ā¢ The show is going to be the death of me
ā¢ āfor the new unicornā feels like an affectionate way of calling Izzy a slur
Ep 5:
ā¢ āBig massive heartfelt Thank you for allowing me back into this community.ā What a way to respond after all the shit heās done. š¤£
ā¢ Theyāre making him wear a cat color šš¤£
ā¢ Cat collars Really adding onto his bbg status
ā¢ āSafe space shipā šāØ
ā¢ Bro, I really hope buttons actually turned into a bird or else they just left him š¤£
ā¢ Oooo the flag
ā¢ Honestly, Lucius Kinda has a point with the whole Edward not saying āIām sorryā but then again, I donāt know if Edwards ever actually had to say the words āIām sorryā
ā¢ I am still so here for the chemistry thatās weirdly between Lucius and Izzy
ā¢ Ed trying to get Stede to be more commanding with the whole āIām your captainā thing just feels like heās trying to teach Stede to be more commanding in a kinky way
ā¢ ā work on your mean voiceā šš¤£
ā¢ I feel like they just need to stop calling him Blackbeard all together if they want to at some point move past this even though itās going to be hard
ā¢ āPunch meā Now it feels like Izzy and stede are flirting
ā¢ I love fang heās a sweet little guy, but I feel like fang might try to leave Ed somewhere in the ocean
ā¢ Pentagram on a boat
ā¢ Stede is the most cis man I have ever seen because heās told something is cursed and then grabs something anyway
ā¢ But at least he looks fucking adorable when heās doing his little āØtwirlāØ
ā¢ āI did a punchā š¤£
ā¢ Stede being all twirly so cute šš„ŗ
ā¢ The drawing of Blackbeardās face on a flower and a dog is definitely images Iām going to think about for a whileš¤£ just because I wasnāt expecting to see that at any point
ā¢ ā I woke up in the morning thinking I heard your voiceā šššš
ā¢ āWhen Blackbeard isnāt living rent free in your headā š¤£ some thing I was not expecting to ever hear in this show
ā¢ I love that just collectively both roach and Frenchie believe in fairies (definitely fanfiction material there)
ā¢ I canāt get over how fucking āØtwirlyāØstede is
ā¢ I guess Ed does know how to say sorry at least a little bit. He just apologized to fang
ā¢ I just want Lucius and Izzy to kiss
ā¢ Man, I kinda wanna see Frenchie and roach kiss now
ā¢ Long story short, everybody should just kiss each other
ā¢ ā do you think you talk so much because you donāt want to know how to sit with yourself?ā š
ā¢ Fang wants him to shut the fuck up so badly
ā¢ Poor Frenchie is having like a peanut allergic reaction
ā¢ I loved the šš from Izzy to Stede
ā¢ Awwww he did a face mural of Pete š„ŗš„ŗ
ā¢ Stooooooop They are so cute. Oh my God. Theyāre engaged. šš
ā¢ Not Ed using the āyou wear fine things wellā line or stede šš
ā¢ The little shoulder thing Ed did š„ŗš
ā¢ Fzvcwfayzgv THEY KISSED AGAINšš„ŗ
ā¢ I love that theyāre having the conversation of taking things slow and waiting
ā¢ Theyāre holding hands šš
ā¢ Apparently Fangs real name is Kevin wouldāve never guessed
ā¢ 400 Years of Kevin
ā¢ I love that Edās learning things about people that he never knew
ā¢ I know itās only episode five, but I was expecting to cry so much more than I have And I know I shouldnāt say that because who knows what the next few episodes are going to hold
ā¢ Itās honestly so cute to see Ed fishing even if I fucking hate fishing myself
Ep 6:
ā¢ who the fuck is this violin playing fool?
ā¢ Izzzyš
ā¢ Feeling like a snake, move like a snake š
ā¢ āDoooo weeee?ā I love fang so much
ā¢ Fucking Rickyās back
ā¢ Heās honestly just an angry little gay
ā¢ Ed giving the kids knifes is such a dad thing to do
ā¢ I donāt know if Iām imagining things but does Ricky have different noses for different outfits ?
ā¢ Wee John doing drag make up is so iconic
ā¢ āThe fucks a look?ā š¤£
ā¢ wee John and Izzy a friendship I didnāt know I needed
ā¢ Theyāre using Stedes tub as a punch bowl š¤£
ā¢ Omg wee John looks so good š„ŗ
ā¢ Stooooop Izzy singing šš
ā¢ His voice is so good š
ā¢ I am living for whatever Olu, Archie and Jim got going on
ā¢ Fucking guy ruining their cute little party
ā¢ ā dirty bag of pirateā I- wow okay rude š
ā¢ Any Type of torture with Ed feels horny
ā¢ āWhat ever this itās just going to turn me onā ~ Izzy šwow okay
ā¢ I love Pete and Lucius š„ŗ
ā¢ Zheng is such a girl boss
ā¢ I love that stede just cause that dudes crew to so quickly mutiny
ā¢ God all pirates are so horny
ā¢ Fucking hitting that dude off with the violin š» Is the 2nd best thing this episode
ā¢ š„ŗ Ed checking in on Stede šso sweet
ā¢ Nvm itās horny again
ā¢ Izzy has a angel voice (angel auto corrected to bagel šš¤£)
ā¢ THE BOYS!! THE BOYS ARE MAKING OUT!!!
ā¢ I could listen to Izzy sing all day
ā¢ ARE THEY FUCKING?!?!? š OMG
ā¢ But also those curtains are not gonna cover anything š¤£
ā¢ They have a fucking goat now! Whatās his name? š
Huntlow (the first one) and Gustholomule (the second one)
What made you ship it? Honestly, I think it was the half-a-witch parallels they have, plus the hands in ASIAS! Also I saw Hunter blush at her in LR and immediately got attached, along with how happy Willow was when Hunter helped Gus š
What are your favorite things about the ship? A LOT OF THINGS, tbh, but mostly how protective they are of each other and how much they mean to each other (hence the speech in FTF) plus I just REALLY love how they were shown in FTF, like they definitely have crushes on each other and are willing to maybe get into a romantic relationship with each other in the future BUT they can also be friends at the same time and don't pull that "more than friends" BS!
Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship? I am some flavor of aspec (don't know where but probably not allo) but yet I don't consider it "a waste of representation" that they're both into each other, like I saw Willow as demiromantic/sexual but it might not be true yet I'm not getting all pissy about it or bothering the crew to confirm my headcanons like SOME PEOPLE ARE, ugh. ALSO, I personally think they did their relationship justice in season 3, especially FTF! It was a little fast paced, but it didn't come out of nowhere and I don't consider it rushed! Though we could've gotten a lot more if we had gotten a full season 3 :/ What made you ship it? I think it was the picture that Gus has on his bedroom wall and seeing that Matt joined the illusion track because he most likely saw Gus making them, plus these idiots have THE CUTEST FANART
What are your favorite things about the ship? Mostly their dynamic and parallels to Luz and Amity, ESPECIALLY in season 1 and then in TTLGR, it's so cute how many parallels they have to the girlfriends! (intentional or not, we don't know) Plus the way that Matt was basically flirting SUPER CONFIDENT AND SHOWING OFF with Gus in FTF was too funny, plus he mentioned that Gus taught him illusion tricksš„ŗ
Is there an unpopular opinion you have on the ship? I really like them a lot, but because of the shortening of the show and all the stuff they have to resolve in "Watching and Dreaming" I don't think they should be OFFICIALLY canon or dating or anything at the end, but ONLY because we weren't able to see alot of their bond in canon, and I don't want them to be rushed or anything :( BUT that doesn't mean I don't want more crumbs of them, especially in the end. I just have a feeling that had we gotten the full season 3, they could've been EVEN CUTER than they already are, PLUS with the parallels they have to Luz and Amity, we could've gotten other interracial MLM rep besides Gilbert and Harvey (no hate tho, I love them!) to go along with the interracial sapphic rep we have.
you could tell they had to cram 3 episodes into the season finale. I thought maybe they would throw us a bone and make it at least an hour long but when I saw it was only 30 minutes I knew it was going to be rushed to shit.
they've also written it in a way that if it doesn't get renewed for another season then it still had an ending that made sense.
it hurts my heart that we didnt get three full episodes.
one exploring stede and eds separation.
one where Ed comes back and realizes how in love he is with stede- how much he regrets leaving on a whim. how badly he needs to find and rescue stede. (the look on his face when he sees the Republic on fire and he realizes that he wasn't there to protect stede like he has been doing since the beginning)
finally tying it up with the final episode where they are reunited and have to go through escaping the English, saving their family, losing izzy and finding themselves as a couple again.
it was so rushed when we were told it was supposed to be taken slow. I wanted to watch them fall in love again. Stede still doesn't feel like Stede where as Ed seems to finally have found himself as Edward instead of blackbeard. Stede hasn't hit that part where he realizes he can just be Stede as well. he's still trying too hard to be a pirate instead of his own brand of gentleman pirate as he saw it before. I mean we hear Ed say he loves him (for the first time out loud unless I'm forgetting somewhere before) and Stede says I know instead of i love you too (although I did read a good take on how that wasn't what Ed needed to hear in the moment, but by not saying it-- he doesn't feel like Stede if that makes sense) he's not the man from the beginning of the season. killing ned really set him into this manic episode and I don't think he's over it yet or that Ed realizes he's still going through it.
don't get me wrong the good parts were good. they gave us a lot of closure it just didn't do it the justice it deserved. I'm going to have to rewatch this episode a few times just to try and process everything happening so fast.
i really hope that we get another season and its slow and domestic and Stede is able to find himself again with Ed.
but also excuse me while I WEEP over izzy calling him Eddie and dying knowing he found his family š
anyone else just fucking sobbing when Ed is reading the letter from Stede and then just bursting out laughing at the "YOU WROTE ME A LOVELY LETTER"
and excuse me they TATTOOED EACH OTHERS NAMES ON THEMSELVES???? AND THEY'RE NOT EVEN GOING TO SHOW IT???? Bruh (edit: I have been informed that the line could be referring to the act of grace contract and not literal tattoos but I REALLY HOPE IT'S LITERAL TATTOOS)
also the part where zheng is listing off their titles and she barely pauses between her title and Ed still makes me giggle because it sounded like "The Great Pirate Queen Blackbeard" which is totally accurate.
when they rest of the crew left after izzy told Ed they were his family and they loved him š„ŗ just for Ed to stay back with Stede and Izzy on shore
he's not ready to be with that family just yet. just the two people he considered to have actually known him
THE WAY ED LOOKED AT STEDE DURING THE WEDDING VOWS PL E A S E.
ugh I could go on forever I am BROKEN
we better get another season or two š I don't want this to be the end. it feels rushed and unfinished
š„°ššš For the ask game (It could be Postal, CodZ, or Mst3k)
I did Blooming Bullets as my first ask! So, weāll split half and half for Dempsey and Crow!
IronPetals
š„°: How would someone who loved you portray you?
A big ray of sunshine, I hope. I mean, Tank would insist I am anyways. Iāve been told Iām a gentle soul who helps people feel at home and itās all I can ever hope to help the people I care about most feel. I can see most of my fan tributes be either really sweet, me being badass and slaying zombies (albeit with a scared expression) or maybe give hinted light at my own Great War inside myself. Those angsty works unfortunately is to be expected in the CoD Zombies storyline.
š: How do people perceive your dynamic? What might people focus on most? Any misconceptions?
Based on the friends and fans whoāve been supporting my ship these few years, Iād say they do an accurate job! The best I can describe us is a protective jock and a bubbly nerd. We are usually focused on our sweetest moments, especially between us teaching each other new things (cooking together, Tank teaching me combat practice, etc.) or the mushy gush kissy stuff. Just thinking about it has me kicking my feet right now IRJTNSNFJSJDBS šš(>\\\\<)
Metallic Roses
š: Aside from with your f/o, who else would you commonly be shipped with? Why?
Uh ohā¦ All I can say is Dr. Forrester really is a pathetic wet cat because I kissed his motherš
(This is legit NOT a crackship surprisingly)
Pearl Forrester, who becomes the mad scientist during the Mike Nelson seasons. Sheās nice to Crow, who she keeps calling art. By extension, I am an exception too and you know what? NO SHAME HERE! I think thereād be slight sapphic undertones and I love the idea of her being so devotedly evil sheād take over the universe and leave me a throne beside her. GOSH I honestly kind of feel curious about this. Weāll name this ship Pearls and Peonies
š: How would your story in canon go? How would you influence the events of the original story?
I accidentally fell into the Deep 13 underground laboratory during a hike. Dr Clayton Forrester WAS going to kill me, but I talked my way into not dying because of his Mystery Science Theatre experiment. I have experience being traumatized with Z movies at a young age, which is a huge notch above cheesy B movies. I tell him I could work as an independent variable to use in the experiment and compare the results to his test subjects. He agrees and sends me up to the Satellite of Love with my backpack and a few belongings. I become apart of the crew and ever since have been making the most of myself up there with my found family. I wonder if Dr. Forresterās secretary will join me up on the SOLā¦
Rewatching Crystalized after a long time- here are my thoughts.
The first third isnāt bad (season 1), honestly itās still funny
Fugidove you weirdo (affectionate)
I still hate the mayor/the new ninja/ronin
Pythor you bitch (derogatory)
Nya my beloved, how they wasted your potential
Skylor my beloved, how they wasted your potential
Pixal my beloved, how they wasted your potential
Mechanic you motherfucker
HARUMI MY BELOVED CHILD YOUVE RETURNED TO ME
I hate how they changed the overlords voice, rebooted was the best version
I think the overlord intercepted harumiās soul while it was on its way to the departed realm. Overlord can never truly die, so heās stuck in an ethereal void. Thatās why no one else was around
Harumi, my beloved scrimbly, your body was literally crushed and probably impaled by rebar and concrete
Oni temple still ugly as shit
āFall of the monasteryā is homophobic because my favorite girls got the shit kicked out of them and Iām gay so itās homophobic
Also Pythor is misogynistic like bro Nya saved your ass from wohira
Also mechanic is misogynistic
Fantastic fights tho
MINI PIXES
I love the minipix 7 saved her mama first š„¹
We did not need the fakeout death for Nya
I love the samurai x mech and Nyaās Sam x outfit
I think they took off the overeffect on pixals voice in Darkness within - that just gave Crystalized extra bonus points in my book
Lloyd dangling sideways is so stupid but funny
Ok but like that wasnāt the last time you fought, technically that was the SECOND to last time shitlord, Zane killed you last time lmao
The coming š of the king
But they didnāt lose??? They killed you???
Golden master was better tbh
Ah, the ugliest fortress in the entire series
Uglyass motherfucker
Harumi my scrimbly
Harumi really be like I hate you but maybe we could be friends but also no I despise you but maybe???
ACAB
Harumis such a brat- I love her so much
GARMADON RETURNS
Garmadon is the funniest motherfucker
The fact that they didnāt get to fully acknowledge Harumi and Garmadon is a missed opportunity
Christofern is an innocent victim
Mechanic motherfucker I want you to die
I forgot about Zaneās head trauma reverting him to the ice emperor. Such a missed opportunity
MISAKO MY BELOVED!!!!!
T*mmy fuck off
Pixal being a badass like usual. Queen!!!!
They put her effect back over her voice
JESUS CHRIST ZANE
ronin redeeming himself š«”
Pythor you annoying bitch
SKYLOR YOU ARE A QUEEN Iād let you punch me any day
When skylor put her hand on Coleās head, his scar was glowing
Skylor god I love you
Kai you got trauma we need to discuss
RACER 7 aka BLAZY H. SPEED!!!!!
I would burn everything for Pixal
Jennifer you say the word and I would kill for you
THE PIXANE SPIN
āYou brought me back.ā
Pixal has the coolest mechs because she deserves it
Garmadon sprint past, screeching, with a barrel is my favorite
āUh oh? What does uh oh mean?ā A callback to season 13 š
āPet plantā Lloyd thatās your brother have some respect
Iām gonna be honest- I forgot the overlord was the literal threat this season ššš
Why do the dragonites have tits????
I literally still canāt believe they have to ājump up kick back whip around and spinā
And the reveal was when the paper was āfoldā ed you motherfuckers
Why did the coolest form of the overlord come TWO EPISODES AT THE END
Coles crew showed up
VANIA MY BELOVED SCRIMBLY
MINIPIX
MAYA EDNA BENTHO LOU (š)
SALLY YOU QUEER QUEEN
Dragon form is literally so dope tho
Iām still not a fan of the āplot twistā with the overlord x devourer
Anyways KICK HIS ASS HARUMI GO BABY GIRL GO
Mechanic shut the fuck up honestly
OKINO
Cole mocking Vangelis is so fucking funny
It hurts to see Lou honesty knowing heāll never speak again
ADAM
VANIA MY BELOVED
Is it me or is Kai really handsome in his dragon form
Cole and Vaniaās hug š„¹
PIXANE SPIN 2.0
Oni Lloyd my beloved
ROTSM 2: Electric Boogaloo
I like to think that it is the ninjas spirits that protected Lloyd and defeated the overlord, not a golden power
Inner Steel is a good song shut up
Overall honestly not a bad season, has some hiccups and missed opportunities but not as bad as I think itās judged
Reactions were all typed real time as I was watching the show.
Ep. 1
- ohhhh theyāre awkward
- Ben thinking Deviās disappointed itās him
- THEYāRE SO BAD AT COMMUNICATING
- I ONLY LOVE MY FAMILY AND MICHELLE OBAMAHDHDKSHDKS
- Ben looks constipated while working out
- āBUT YOUāRE STILL NOT DEVIā MCENROE PLSSDFJSKDJ
- loving nalini and deviās relationship š„ŗ
- YASSS PAXTONNNN
- the go-gurt mention reminded me of laura marano and ross lynch (iykyk)
- noooo paxton not fitting in :((((((((((
- canāt take michael cimino seriously rn because of himyf
- PAINFUL PINING. PAINFUL PINING. PAINFUL PINING. OH NO DEVIāS FUTURE IS RUINED š
- where is aneesa tho?? :((
- dr. ryan scenes are the absolute best. i love seeing deviās growth
- damn iām loving these character growth moments. paxton not fitting in hits so hard and eleanor not being completely blinded by love is kinda refreshing
- NOOO NOT HER CAR
Ep. 2
- HSHAJDKDHD pati and nalini going all indian mom is always entertaining
- āThis is about Ben? BEN GROSS?ā NALINISHFKAKDHS
- FINALLY ANEESA IS BACK. girlie i miss you. i hate how they forgot about you.
- KAMALAAAAA (also nawt the teen hamilton auditions š)
- āWhy tell me heās white? I can see him!ā š
- eleanorā¦ pls be single for now it might do you goodā¦
- UGH BENVI IS SO PINING FOR EACH OTHER YOU IDIOTS
- if i had a dollar every time victoria moroles played a main couple obstacle, idād have two dollarsāwhich isnāt a lot, but itās funny (and sad) that it happened twice
- no but honestly, i appreciate how ben is setting boundaries. thatās correct. thatās right.
- YES DEVI STAND USE TO YOURSELF. i miss paxtonās crew lmao
- LMAO PAXTONHDJSKDHSKDHD teacher era letās good
- ugh no michael cimino in his softness feely again but also pls devi donāt fix your shit with benjamin first
Okay. Weāre back from the shackles of uniā¦
Ep. 3
- devi noā¦ gosh pleaseā¦ fix your thing with ben first
- the line between paxton and devi is so clear now. i love paxton trying out new things.
- ugh iām not liking thissss š
- awww paxton :(( i hope he finds what he wants to do again. i am not liking this super into parties thing
- THE BENVI SILENT TREATMENT IS SO PAINFULLL THE BANTERING PLS BRING IT BACKKK
- oh myyyy i kinda get naliniās concern about the stairs and renovations tbhā¦ when a home is LIVED IN itās kinda hard to detach. not to mention,, it must remind her of mohan :((
- NAWWW ELEANOR SAWWW š
- NOT DEVI REFERENCING HERSELFHDKSJDKSJ
- OOO PAXTON AND THE SUB TEACHERRR
- devi pls stop this.
- OMG NOOO NOT BEN ACTUALLY HAVING THE IDEA š but then again, i see the effort of trying to protect his feelings
- awww eleanor still loves trent (donāt rlly care for them but i loved that looking at the same moon thing)
- words cannot describe how much i love paxton. justice for paxton hall-yoshida.
- UGH why does michael cimino have to be a cutie??? i prefer him as a soft boi tho
Ep. 4
- NOOOOOO UGHHHH MY BENVI HEART IS CRYING
- oooo okay college fair devi you better not mess this up
- ms warner is NOT confident with devi HSHDJDH
- NOOO NOT FABIOLAāS MOM INTERVENING WITH HER FUTUREEEE
- succ-sexy is such a term lmao also wow the turn around from deviās friends being so bad with advice to rightfully concerning is something i didnāt expect
- paxton and this sub teacher have CHEMISTRY + i feel so bad for him
- DESI SISTERHAHDJDHDJD
- BENHDJSKDHDKD YEAH SAME MCENROE IāM NERVOUS TOO
- okay ethan that was good on you but i still donāt trust him completely
- margot is such a sweetheart i just canāt hate her !!
- BENāS SPEECHHFJSHDJAKDJ
- OH MY GOSHJFKSJDJD iām getting feelings ben and devi being supportive friends has my heart UGH
- ETHAN. I HATE YOUUUU
- FINALLY. SHE DUMPED HIM AND DID THE RIGHT THING.
- āMy best baby boyā TRENT YOU ARE PRECIOUSHAHDKDHD
- NOOOO IS LEN CHEATING ON PATI š„ŗ
- so i saw the script and devi doesnāt get in right? + FABIOLAāS GONNA GET IN INSTEAD OF DEVI IS SHE?? š
Ep. 5
- THE NEW YORK TRIPPPP
- yes mr shapiro. taylor swift is a great american writer.
- honestly true. fabiola should stop not prioritizing herself
- eleanor having an ego break is kinda hard and disheartening to watch
- oh so this is an ep where they find out that college isnāt what they thought it would be isnāt it :000
- awwww nalini is lonely :(((
- honestly why wonāt ben just buy tickets for everyone heās hella rich LMAOO
- THE PARTY SCENEGDJSHDKD OKAY IāM NOT READY
- nooo burnout :(( blair is so real so right
- AWWW PAXTON FOR WISDOM SCENE WE LOVE TO SEE (love daxton as friends)
- AWWWW BENNNN š„ŗš„ŗš„ŗ
- āDevi you know who you areā ONCE AGAIN. I AM TEAM BEN BECAUSE BEN IS TEAM DEVI.
- AWWWW AND DEVI BEING TEAM BEN MY HEART
- HE CALLED HER DAVID š„ŗš
- AWWW THEY MADE UPPP
- ok but the realization that canonically aaron tveit is still in moulin rouge at this point of the story is nice
- awwww nalini kinda finding love again
- devi and ben doing good again has my heart
Ep. 6
- EARLY DECISIONS DAY
- knew it. it was fabiola.
- FINALLY ANEESA IS BACK. also slay she got recruited !!
- CONGRATS BENNNN
- so len is cheating on pati???
- paxton is such an older brother now i canāt believe he and devi they dated HDKSJFKDJ
- THE PRINCETON SNAKEHDKSHDJD ššš
- OH MY GOSHFJDHDKD
- awww ben and margot are actually good together
- oh i think i spoke too soon
- OH. OH NO. UMMMMā¦
- but the way mcenroe is now narrating benās story as in-depth as deviās means somethingā¦ yeah iām gonna be correct. benvi endgame
- PATI OWNING SHARES OF APPLE IS SENDING MEHAHDKDHDKD
- noooo fab and devi :(((
- i kinda understand why ben is like this. devi mssed him up fr fr š
- paxton talking about his dreams of becoming a scholarship swimmer, devi ruining it, but him still forgiving her :ā))
- i am really loving paxtonās wise era !! he may be underutilized but i enjoy every scene heās in
- okay but aneesa rlly just showing up once in this episode???
- AWWWW THE FRIENDSHIPS OF THIS EP
- ELEANOR IS GRADUATING EARLY?? woah okay slay
- āBut do YOU think youāre good enough?ā Y E S
- AWWWW SO SHE WANTS TO GO TO PRINCETON BC OF MOHAN š„ŗš brb crying in the corner
- i could be wrong but the doctor looks like mrs. montez (gabriellaās mom from hsm)
- nalini and devi š„ŗ
- HER HEART IS STILL WITH BEN AAAAAA
Ep. 7
- OMG GIGI HADID IS BACK
- no bc paxton as a swim coach is a vibe
- DEVI BE NICER WITH YOUR PHRASES ššš but i am loving the daxton friendship so much
- the identity crisis is so bad </3 iām hoping paxton finds his way
- is paxton gonna end up dating lindsay/ms. thompson? iām confused bc i read something about this
- āItās okay if I fail as long as I triedā AWWWWW
- watching paxton be a coach is so endearing !!
- oof the lockeroom scene
- PAXTON IS SUCH AN OLDER BROTHER AT THIS POINT š i promise this isnāt the benvi in me but their dynamic seems so platonic now
- SO THEY DID KISS OKAY OH MY GOSH
- paxtonās mom looks so close to his age š
- awwww the closure š„¹ i love closure moments
- PAXTON FEELING THE VIBES HAHDKSHDKD YEAH YOU TELL THEM (i am so gonna be right about benvi endgame)
- i wonder if paxton will go back to college :00
- AWWWW PAXTON YOU GO MAN
Okay. Will continue watching this tomorrow. I am a tired uni student first.
A nightās sleep, whole day of uni, and stressful cleaning later. WEāRE BACK!
Ep. 8
- OMG NOT MY BENVI PLOT IDEA ABOUT THEM TEXTING COMING TO LIFE
- THE ZOOM INS WITH NALINI ARE KILLING MEHAHAKDHDKD
- PROPERTY BROTHER LOOKING ASSHAHAHWKDHDJS
- oh nice devi is cool with it?!??? the maturity
- āYou two are the best relationships Iāve had in high schoolā š„ŗš„ŗš„ŗ
- i canāt with this aneesa erasure though,, mindy did her so dirty š
- also where is manish
- JENNIFER COOLIDE CHARACTERHAKFHDJD
- AWWWW DEVI WANTING HER MOM TO BE HAPPY š„ŗš„ŗš„ŗ
- ben x trent subplot ššš
- OK MANISH MENTION
- WHATS THIS THING WITH LEN????
- ooof eleanorās mom
- always a kitchen moment
- awwww devi being mature with her reaction about the texts even if it hurts š
- what if,, baby is lenās daughter š
- BEN AND TRENTGAGKDHDJSKS
- BEN HAVING A DREAM ABOUT DEVI??????SHAKDHSKSSJ
- TRENT PUSHING BEN TO GO AFTER DEVI WAS NOT ON MY BINGO CARD
- BEN????????? WHATS HAPPENING????????
- OKAY WOASHAKSHSHASJSHSJS SO CHAOTIC
- awww i love this vishwakumar bonding š„¹š«¶
- iād support a narrative about devi and margot just forgetting about ben lmao
- OH MY GODHAHDJSDHJS NALINI AND MARGOTāS DAD
- WHAT WHY IS DEVI BEING REJECTED????
Ep. 9
- noooo this is hitting me too hard i was in a devi situation where i only got in one college despite being a decorated overachieving student š
- okay everyone find a trent he honestly seems like the best hype man lol
- FAB IS GONNA GO TO HER DREAM SCHOOL THEREFORE OPENING A SLOT IN PRINCETON THAT WILL GO TO DEVI
Season 2 episode 3 thoughts! Last one for a week šš»
Love Stede following Olu and Susan like a puppy during the raid lol
The way Stede doesnāt even hesitate to throw him off the ship and swim over
So Stede boarding the revenge is like the most heartbreaking scene so far, change my mind. The place Stede loved and was proud of and was a home for his sea family and a safe space and where he met Ed is all destroyed and also a clue to Edās mindset. God that must hurt so much. And to top it all off heās worried about Ed
The eating scene he walks in on thoā¦damn if looks could killā¦and he just says hi š¤¦āāļøļæ¼
Also I love Archie haha
āStede stede?ā
Love the soup theme they are going with lmao
Why a pig, I wonder
Iām not surprised about Edās reaction to taking medicine lol
Man, Izzy taking responsibility and realizing he fucked up as well as Stede and protecting the crew was all I ever wanted. I refused to accept a redemption arc in canon unless that happened. Thank god David Jenkins knows his audience
Gosh I love Susan! Girl how are you? Great line lol
And Stede! Opening up! Good for him, finally
Yea no but thoughts on the fact that even tho it was a dream Ed killed hornigold with his own hands?
Also Ed thinking he is unlovable š thatās going to be hard to fix after everything
Also the customer service experience lmao
Oh nooo Ed doesnāt think anyone is waiting for him and realizing he hates himself and not lovable and Stede leaving deleted that to himā¦..ooof
Damn, heartbroken Stede hurts too
Oooh Olu is so screwed for leaving Susan lol
Also Fang supporting izzzzy
Love the lines in this show man
The ending was just *chef kiss* I have way too many thoughts for this. It was perfect
#i just know the one of them is kidnapped out of nowhere and they fall in love for no reason
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#5
Okay, I didn't know it was possible but, I just fell in love with Seventeen... AGAIN!!
FOR GOD'S SAKE, THEY ARE ALREADY MY ULT. WHAT MORE THEY WANT FROM ME???!!
I WILL GIVE EVERYTHING FOR THEM ANYWAY
Everyone looks SOOO GOOD this era. MINGHAO????!!!!!!! DK???!!! SCOUPS LONG HAIR??!!! LIKE.... OMG. HELP.
I was down the hole day and now, I'm so happy. This is the effect Seventeen has on me. Thank you boys, for everything ššššā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø
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7 notes - Posted May 27, 2022
#4
Is it possible to be bias wrecked by your own bias??!!
LEE TAEYONG, GO EASY ON ME BOY!
I'M YOUR WEAKEST SOLDIER š„µš„µš„µ
and the plaque behind does say "caution"...
12 notes - Posted October 23, 2022
#3
I must say: wow. WHAT A MENTAL BREAKDOWN I HAD KINNPORSCHE. THANK YOU šššš
VegasPete BREAKING ME DOWN WITH THEN... I can't... How am I going to survive now??
I was getting really mad thinking that Vegas died, I was like "What? Really? Don't do this to me production crew. Please don't...", but, after that post credits scene... I forgive you for everything š¤£š¤£š¤£
IT WAS SO FREAKING CUTE. OMG... I can't even talk about how much I loved that scene. Macau being cute with his brother, oh my God. And I can't stop thinking about the conversations that Macau and Pete had while Vegas was sleeping. That "That was fast" from Macau, got me thinking they plotted making Vegas act cute AND I LOVED IT šššš
Also, so sad we didn't get a proper ending to KimChayš„ŗš„ŗš„ŗ
But... THAT SCENE OF KIM PROTECTING CHAYš„µš„µš„µš„µ AS IF I WASN'T ALREADY IN LOVE WITH JEFF ENOUGHš¤£š¤£š¤£
I couldn't stop smiling and giggling the whole sceneš¤£š¤£ššš
There's still so many things to unveil. I really hope to get a second season š„ŗš„ŗ
13 notes - Posted July 10, 2022
#2
~BL/GL TAG GAME~
I was tagged by @wanderlust-in-my-soul š
Your all time favorite bl character and why?
Wow, there are some.
I have to say Intouch (UWMA) because I love his determination. He says "That boy is gonna be mine" and he gets the boy. I love him for it.
Also Ram (My Engineer) because I loove his personality. I see myself in him a little bit. He only talks to who he wants to and when he wants and I think that's so funnyš¤£. He also love animals and is afraid of kids just like me so.. š¤£š¤£
Whatās your one character from a bl you wanted to punt into the stratosphere (you only get one so choose wisely).
Humm... I know that I should choose only one but, Korn and Intouch's (UWMA) fathers for OBVIOUS reasonsš¤¬
Or Llong (TharnType) because, Tharn and Type are toxic to each other A LOT, but, Llong was going to KILL Type if their friends didn't stopped him and, he literally hire some guys to RAPE a completely innocent person just because he was dating Tharn.
The best music moment from a bl.
I guess, Sarawat (2gether) singing "Tine" in the last episode. Or Korn and Win (Cupid's Last Wish) COMPLETELY high singing and dancing like they were recording a MV in the middle of nowhere š¤£š¤£
Whatās a popular heterosexual text that you would like to see adapted into a bl/gl?
I would love to see a BL version of Boys Over Flowers (or F4 Thailand, or Meteor Garden. You get it). Not exactly a "text" but, I thought about it while seeing F4 Thailand on air "It's always the same. It would be amazing if it ended up being a BL in the end" š¤£š¤£š¤£
A scene from a bl that always makes you laugh.
The last RamKing (My Engineer) scene where King thinks Ram was drunk and didn't remember their kiss, but Ram didn't drink at allš¤£š¤£
Also, that one when Saifah and Zon (Why R U?) wakes up cuddling to it other and Zon starts saying nonsense like "Did you used condom? Am I gonna get pregnant?" š¤£š¤£š¤£ I Love this sceneš¤£š¤£
And I have to mention Cutie Pie. It's not bad, but I guess I waited too much for too long. Since the first announcement that Zee was going to be in a new BL, I was sooo hyped, but when I finally watched it, it didn't get me. Still going to watch it anyway because I love the actors and I loved the other couples, but I got really lazy, unfortunatelyš„ŗš„ŗ
What two random bl/gl characters would make hilarious exes?
I have no idea š¤£š¤£š¤£šš
But I thought about a conversation of Fiat (Don't Say No), Jang Jaeyoung (Semantic Error) and Nuea, Kaeng and Team (Y Destiny), they would count bodies all day š¤£š¤£š¤£
Who would be the funniest person to person to watch a bl in its entirety and which one would you make them watch.
A lot of people finds it weird but, I always watch BL with my momš¤£š¤£ She's is best person to watch it with. She loves anything I choose to soš¤£š¤£
I also would love to watch Cherry Blossom After Winter with @wanderlust-in-my-soul it would be perfect šš
Best wardrobe moment/or character wardrobe from a bl.
I love the red suit Fiat (Don't Say No) wears for the party in the end. That entrance with the twins (who are really cute too) behind him, wowšš
And I guess Kinn's (KinnPorsche) whole wardrobe too. That man knows how to wear a suit, as he should cause, wow, he's GORGEOUS in those suitsš¤¤
Okay, I just want to put it out what I'm feeling right now after EP13, but I'm going to focus only on PeteVegas because, too much happened in this episode.
First of all, I just need to leave something very clear here: I didn't knew anything about the novel before watching the series so, I was really blind and didn't know what to expect. That being said, let's move on.
I still don't know what I feel when I think about them. I started watching KinnPorsche BECAUSE of VegasPete, I wanted to see them together. Them Pete got captured and I realized the road that they would go.
I'm completely biased by Bible, so I didn't imagine that I would HATE his character. And I did. For a moment. Now I'm... Confused cause at the same time I want to kill him, I want to protect him ("At the same time I wanna hug you, I wanna wrap my hands around your neck - P!nk")
Something I'm really enjoying is to see how everyone interpret their relationship differently, that's amazing. So I want to leave here what I think they have.
I don't think it Love. I don't think it's anything really rational. I think they developed a toxic emotional support that they crave above anything else. I genuinely think they can't live without each other anymore because of this bounding. Vegas gets better because of Pete, but also he can reach his peak of destruction for Pete too. The same for Pete. He has a pure heart even after everything he did and have been through, but he fakes smiles and happiness too much. With Vegas, he can show the evil part of himself without being judged of anything. They are literally like Yin and Yang. They need each other for balance. Pete needs Vegas to be mean, and Vegas needs Pete to be good.
It's not love, it's balance. They both know what they are doing it's wrong, but still want it ("Mama, I'm in love with a criminal and this type of love, it's not rational, it's phisical - Britney")
Also, the scene where Pete was "eating" the ramyeon and breaks down crying, wow. I also saw a lot of people saying different things about it and, one of the things people said was that his friends and people o cares about him are around him but he is still left alone. I don't think the others left him alone just like that. He's visible hurt, both, inside and out, holding tears all the time... I would give him some time too. And, he may have asked to be alone for a while cause, Khul would talk to much, ask too much, and he's not in a good shape for all Khul's presence at that moment, you know?
And when he touches where the handcuffs were, his chest and neck where Vegas touched, I really think he was missing him, but his crying because he don't want to miss Vegas. Crying because because he knows it's wrong and unhealthy, but he's still worried, maybe even not for himself but for what Vegas may do without him. He can't control him if he's not near him. I guess it's obvious now that Vegas don't control Pete, Pete controls him.
And one last thing, yes, they can't kill each other because, like I said, they balance one another. If one of them dies, the other will crumble. If they hurt each other, they hurt themselves. That's why I think Pete couldn't pull the trigger and Vegas couldn't stab Pete.
All of this is just how I feel about them, how I read them myself.
I love seeing the other ways they are being read so, if you want to talk more about them or other couple, even other series, I will gladly talk to you. š„°š„°
And I need to say, shout out to the whole KinnPorsche's crew cause I'm really impressed by this series šš
DANA POSTED THE OFFICIAL POSTER AND RELEASE DATE FOR THE FIRST SPECIAL!!! OCTOBER 15TH!!!!
But listen-
I am not okay FOR MANY REASONS
But first of all FUCK DISNEY FOR NOT LETTING THEM HAVE A FULL SEASON BECAUSE WE HAVE BEEN ABSOLUTELY ROBBED
And second of all
This looks like a time skip and I'm not okay š I DIDN'T WANT THEM TO SKIP OVER ANYTHING BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE GOING TO
I'm wondering what significance the graveyard has. Maybe they're there to visit Luz's dad's grave? Who knows...
Hunter- why did they cut his hair like that- where's his little hair that sticks up?? why they gotta do him like thatttt
Amity's wearing cute little overallsssss AND HER HAIR IS LONGER
LOOK AT VEE. SHES SO ADORABLE. She must be protected at all costs. (but seeing as she's on the poster, she's probably gonna be a lot more involved in the story now... so more kids to give trauma to...)
THATS BELOS IN THE BACK. ISTG IF HES A BITCH IN THE HUMAN REALM-
Look at Camila being all badass... she's ready to protect these kids with her life from the looks of it, and I'm here for it. This single mother has to raise so many kids now...
Okay. Luz. She looks like she's seen some shit (which she absolutely has...) and is no longer the kid we met in season 1. I don't know if I can handle her being emotionally and mentally unstable from her trauma for much longer, it's just so fucking heartbreaking to watch her go through everything that's happening to her. Hell, she doesn't even know if Eda is okay!!!! From the looks of it, she hasn't been sleeping well either. She's got eye bags that can rival Hunter's at this point, which really isn't good. (Unless that's the dramatic lighting with weird shadowing, so I could be wrong.) And if I'm not mistaken, Luz is turning into her beta design!
Honestly, I have mixed feelings about there being a new episode coming soon. I'm so fucking excited that the story is going to continue, and that it didn't flat out get cancelled after season 2. But I'm also super worried that the shortage of time that they're getting is going to affect the effectiveness of how the story is told. It was rough watching season 2B, since every single episode mattered. There was no chance for the show to be light and happy. It was all moving the story along, trauma heavy, and very clearly there was no time to mix in anything else. Don't get me wrong; it was still enjoyable to watch. I love this show so much. But, it was still not quite as enjoyable as it could have been.
And with the art, there seems to be a time skip, which means they probably had to cut out any filler content. Which means we won't get to see any of the crew exploring the human realm and trying to earn their bearings. We won't get to see Luz and Amity go on their date. (probably. Dana might find a way to get that in there, cause there was the kiss in the midst of everything else last season) We won't get all the fun filler. I have a feeling that this episode is going to kick right off in the middle of something, and that's just where it's gonna go, instead of easing us into the story, which they could have done with a full length season.
So yeah. I'm really really excited!! And my hopes are up, hoping that they're gonna be able to pull off the quality of show that they were able to do these past two seasons. But I'm also worried, and that makes me a little hesitant to get so excited.
i loved the promised neverland too ! i agree, itās just something about the mystery and people coming together to find a home in each other š„ŗ one piece in particular makes me aaahhhh !! could you tell me more about your favorite examples of found family in those animanga ? like which characters and character relationships (platonic or romantic) in particular you love and why ?
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hello i hope you've been well <3
of course!
well, with one piece i love all the straw hats dynamics together, because of how they all take care of each other, but i'm a big zoro x sanji shipper. despite shipping them romantically, i also love the brother vibes they give to their crew. zosan always fight and argue with each other, but people forget that they both acknowledge each other's strengths as well. they are very much in sync when it comes to protecting the crew, and it's been shown many times that they trust the other to take care of their friends, so they're never worried when their crew is split because when those two know the other is with their friends they know everything will be fine <3 they trust each other so much, my babies š„ŗ
with black clover, as much as i love the black bulls dynamics like i love the straw hats, my favorite between them is asta and yami. i think it's so cute when asta looks up to yami and is in awe of everything that he does. its not a one sided thing either, because yami saw this kid who was basically an outcast and ridiculed for being different (just like he was) and still chose him to be in his squad with his other misfits. he teaches asta many things and helps him grow. they really are my top favorite mentor and student, father and son and big brother and little brother relationships.
fairy tail is pretty much similar with one piece and black clover. the guild is basically a whole family. natsu's team pretty much formed randomly, but they're dynamics all work and they make me smile and laugh.
sk8 the infinity episode 6 hooked me on their little skater family. the beach episode was so cute and wholesome. despite me shipping reki and langa, it's actually reki and miya's relationship i love the most. they are very much grumpy little brother and sunshine older brother. the way miya was very :/ when he first appeared, he chose to keep people at a distance because of what happened with his friends, but then reki came in like the sunshine boy he is and offered him friendship and a promise to never leave him. it hurt when reki pushed miya away, because reki made a promise and basically broke it and miya was so sad about it š (i'm still bitter the show didn't have any kind of apology scene about that š) but their brother relationship means so much to me. i hope season 2 or the ova has at least some reki and miya brotherly scenes š„ŗš
the promised neverland is just as you said. i love how everybody was just trying to survive, but all the kids came together and created a family with each other. emma, ray and norman's friendship and love for each other made me emotional. when the three of them reunited i was ugly crying.
oh gosh i rambled on lol but i hope this was helpful to you! which relationships do you like the most? i hope you have a good day or night <3
Well, that was a terrible episode... JUST KIDDING LOL, I LOVED THIS ONE TOO.
Look, thereās plenty of bad-faith criticism of Discovery out there, and sadly too many good-faith bad takes, and way too much boring pissbaby whiningābut there are also plenty of valid complaints to make about this show, and Iāve been making plenty of them myself, on this very blog, for three-and-a-half seasons.
Theāletās say āunevenāāquality to date isnāt exactly a surprise, given its clusterfuck of a production history; the well-documented turmoil and turnover in the writerās room has had an obvious and undeniable impact on the quality of the narrative. (You could even say theyāve had a long road, getting from there to here.)
Everything about this showāthe direction, production design, performances, editing, VFX, musicāhas always been better than the scripts, but itās not like the scripts were entirely without potential. In fact, the sheer amount of unrealized potential has always been the most frustrating thing to me about Star Trek: Discovery.
Well, I guess I have to find a new most-frustrating thing (and experto credite, I will), because holy fucking shit, yāallā¦ this is what Iāve been saying Disco could be. Itās still not flawlessāand theyāve apparently ditched subtlety as thoroughly as they ditched the 23rd centuryābut I do. not. care. Iām getting one thousand percent more of what I want from this season than I got from the last three seasons combined, and donāt get me wrongāI liked Season 2, and I really liked Season 3ābut Season 4 feels like a completely different show. A much, much, much better show.
Buckle up for mid-season spoilers:
Sorry Michael, but my cat Nora wouldnāt fuck with that little holo-toy eitherābased on her reaction to laser pointers, she needs something she can sink her teeth intoāliterallyāonce she catches it. If she canāt pretend to sever its spinal cord, my picky little princess is not interested.
I guess āThe Measure of a Womanā would have been too on-the-nose as a title for this episode? Jokes aside, I like how they seem to be positioning Zora as a Data-esque character: the AI whoās a sweet, well-meaning nerd, whoās also still learning organic social graces. Also, the problem with her attaining sentience isnāt that sheāll turn malicious, or pursue her own inscrutable cyber-agenda, but that she loves the crew so much sheās making irrational choices to protect them? AAAAAAAAA ššš
It figures that Dr. Kovichāwho wears glasses and a tie in the 32nd century like a full-time Ren Faire weirdoāalso uses a QWERTY-ass-looking keyboard on his holo-computer.
And then he dropped his whole CV in that scene like Michelle Paradise is literally reading this blog? (Ha ha, but alsoā¦ š„ŗšš)
Cleveland Booker, I love you like only a lesbian can love a fictional man created by another lesbian, but could you please at least skim The Art of War like, once? If Species 10-C can harness the power of hypergiant stars toāIām guessing here, based on the themes of this seasonāaccidentally slap entire planets to pieces, there probably isnāt much you can accomplish against them with sheer brute force, my guy. Iām also thinking about the wasp nest on my garage 15 years ago that I was going to ignore until winter (out of laziness), and then one of them stung me on the ear while I was putting my bike away and those fuckers were gone by the weekend. If itās really a five-minute solution, whatās to lose by asking āWhy did you blow up my planetā real quick before trying to kick them in the nuts through subspace?
A real delight to have Phumzile Sitole back as Adiraās old boss, General Ndoye, and in a nifty little hat too! Jonathan Frakes, who directed her previous episode, said in an interview that sheād been planning to quit acting when she booked the gig, but she had such a great time on Disco that she decided to stick with it. So itās extra wholesome to see her again! I especially loved every time someone proposed violence at the forum and the camera just cut to Ndoye silently nodding like āfuck yeah, blow stuff up.ā š
President Rillak evaded my expectations once again when Michael suggested she had a personal stake in Earth rejoining the Federation, and instead of hiding behind a bland talking point, Rillak said quite candidly that she was both personally and politically invested. (And it turns out sheās got mommy issues tooātake a drink!)
I frickinā loved how Kovich insisted onā¦ uh-oh, here it comes againā¦ absolute candor when sorting out the issues between Zora and the crew. Emotional honesty: itās not just a good idea, itās an overarching narrative theme! (Plus: āWe always mean well to ourselves, Captain. The problem is what that means for others.ā Ooooof.)
Iām pretty sure that they mentioned Control more times in this episode than in the entirety of Season 3.
Gray and Adira standing up for Zora made me cry happy tears. Say what you will, but I think weāre in good hands with Gen ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha here.
The writers are lucky I donāt mind a little massive amount of didactic speechifying in my science fiction, because for real, Iāve read Peter Watts books that were less transparent about giving every single character an entire TED Talk about every relevant philosophical viewpoint on the table. (Blindsight is still my favourite vampire novel, btw.)
Iām glad nobody except Stamets in full Writerās Devilās Advocate mode really entertained Zoraās failsafe solution. āIf you stop trusting me, just go ahead and summarily execute meā is uhhhh not really how we treat each other around here, Zora!
Just as I was starting to get sick of Tarkaās shit, he dropped his motive for attacking the DMAāstealing its power source to leave this universe entirely and find his āāāfriendāāāāand Jesus did I ever pivot fast from āthis chaotic-neutral mad scientist isnāt quite as endearing as he thinks he isā to just, like, sobbing in my kitchen. Iād say it hit me out of nowhere, but (a) the score reminded me of Jerry Goldsmithās Star Trek: First Contact theme, one of my favourite pieces of Star Trek music, and (b) Iāve been 1,000 miles from the love of my life for 18 months now because of this fucking pandemic. Tarka might be the most relatable character on this show for me right now. If heās telling the truth, I hope he gets what he wantsāand if he was lying to manipulate Book, I hope Grudge eats his eyeballs.
Speaking of music, Iām pretty sure the theme that played during Paul and Michaelās overlapping speeches has appeared in this season alreadyāI remember finding it unusual to hear so much non-diagetic piano in Star Trekāand maybe even where it changes into the main Disco theme and the woodwinds come inābut combined with the dialogue (or double monologue or whatever) this time around, it really, really hit me.
I did feel like Michael (and/or Rillak?) could have leaned harder on the point that, if first contact with Species 10-C did go awry, they could immediately deploy Tarkaās destructive solution anyway. Iām sure a lot of the pro-violence faction would have agreed that approaching 10-C with a carrot and a stick that big in their back pocket would be a logical move, right? (I know, I know, thatās not what this episode is about, but it was nagging at me the entire time.)
I guess the conflict over leaving Felix at the prison the other week was foreshadowing for Michael and Book being on opposite sides of the vote here. And once again, Iām pretty firmly on one of the sidesāMichaelās, this timeābut I also feel like I understand the other side, and how they got to their position both intellectually and emotionally, and even though I donāt agree with those conclusions, even though they make my heart feel heavy and sadā¦ I canāt not respect it.
Also, shoutout to the realism of finding yourself on the other side of that kind of ideological gulf from someone you love. There are no good solutions there; the best you can do, I think, is be completely honest with each other and yourselves. And the worst part about Michael and Bookās situation is that theyāre already doing that, and I think itās already done everything it can. š Additional shoutout to the face journeys of both Sonequa Martin-Green and David Ajala for making me feel like my heart got kicked in the stomach.
Anyway. It cracked me up when they established Zoraās personhood by locating her inner clip show deviceāso we know sheās at least as sentient as Riker, thatās a start. AND SHEāS JOINING STARFLEET??? THIS IS LIT-ER-AL-LY EVERYTHING IāVE EVER WANTED, OMFGGGG šššššš
ā¦though I guess that means Zora doesnāt need Gray as a permanent therapist, awwww. I canāt say I didnāt see it coming, and itās a storyline that makes sense for him and Adira, but ohhhhh, that goodbye scene was bittersweet. (Iām glad theyāve figured out a way to write queer characters off this show without killing them, lmao.) And Adira knowing, before Gray even had to break it to them, what he wanted to do, and being whole-heartedly supportive and encouraging, was just unspeakably sweet. Iām like twice Adiraās age; how are they such a role model for me?
Another thing I wanted, never thought Iād get, and appear to be actually getting in spades? A genuine romance storyline with TāRina and Saru! And according to his Ready Room interview, it was Doug Jonesās own idea? He picked up on some SaāRina ~vibes~ when he read the scriptāvibes that the writers apparently hadnāt put there on purposeāand mentioned them to Tara Rosling, who saw them too, and they played a little bit of tension in their Season 3 scenesā¦ and then the writers picked it up for Season 4! I love that so, so much.
I seriously canāt stop laughing at the parallels between Bookās decision to go off with Tarka to destroy the DMA andāspoilers for the Netflix reboot of She-Ra, I guess?āGlimmer choosing to activate the Heart of Etheria at the end of that showās Season 4. In both cases you have a good-hearted but impulsive character whoās suffered a profound loss and feels a responsibility to stop that from happening againā¦ and tries to do so by unleashing a horrific and destructive power that they donāt understand and canāt control, endangering everyoneās lives and alienating their loved ones. (Also, in both cases, you have me yelling at my TV at 6:30 in the morning.)
Honestly, continuing to parallel Glimmer might be the best outcome for Book: spending the first half of Season 5 in a redemption arc apologizing to Michael (and Grudge) would be better than what feels much more likely for him right now: getting swatted out of space by Species 10-C likeāwell, like a wasp.
Sparkly princess feelings aside, the āinstallationā of the spore drive into Bookās programmable-matter interface was by far one of the coolest āoh shit, weāre in the future-futureā moments that Disco 2.0 has done yet. More of that too, please. (Finally, my last @ for Book: if you donāt want people calling your ship a āfloating bachelor pad,ā the very least you could do is give it a NAME they could use instead.)
I wrote this about last yearās finale:
A lot of people were worried Vance was going to turn out to be evil, but I was more worried he was going to end up making a heroic sacrifice for (and/or inspired by) the Disco crewāand he sort of does, but itās not his life he sacrifices, itās peace with the Emerald Chain. If the only path to āsurvivalā is as the fraudulently legitimizing faƧade of benevolence over a corrupt, capitalistic criminal empire, wellā¦ thatās the destruction of everything the Federation has ever stood for anyway.
And thatās, by my count, Star Trek: Discoveryās third consecutive season-ending reminder that our principles and ideals, our better natures, must inform every decision we makeāevery single one, in war and in peaceābecause a victory that costs you the ability to look at yourself in the mirror isnāt going to feel like a victory at all.
Well. Not only do they seem to be going 4-for-4 on this (profoundly important and perennially relevant) theme, this year they didnāt even wait for the season finale to have Michael Burnham make a big speech about it.
Does that put the back half of this season in uncharted thematic territory? I guess we have to wait five weeks (ughhhhh) to find out. But according to the trailer I saw after the credits, weāll at least get to see Michael Burnham in some kind of civilian setting tossing around gambling chips like a total fucking badassā¦ so who knows, it might even be worth the wait.