sleepystede
muse, why have you forsaken me?
Beedle | they/them | 28 | this body knows no gender | gay pirates | merely a humble wanderer passing through ///////////// (I'm too nostalgic to delete my old bio from 2012, so here's the sweetie):
I go to seek a Great Perhaps. Hopefully in Middle Earth. I'll travel in the T.A.R.D.I.S. with Sherlock and John. Maybe I'll pick up Jack Sparrow and Loki? Have dinner with Hannibal? Then a spot of tea with Freddie Mercury? Oh, first I've got to fetch my hipster glasses, then I'll leave on an unexpected journey. (but not all those who wander are lost.) Perhaps you'll follow on my Precarious Exploits?
576 posts
Last active 2 hours ago
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Last Seen Blogs
szamebaby
Sza Me Baby
melancholy-smile
Man...
jsoojungs
331L
oldtestleper
i’ll roll you over & turn your bad side out 💞✨🤙
diy-lab
Лаборатория "Сделай сам"
Text
Needed to capture the number of notes before I liked and reblogged 🏴☠️😈
Headcanon
Crowley was a pirate once bc it was fun 🏴☠️
7K notes
·
View notes
Text
Photo Bonus:
Belvedere Presents Future, Directed by Taika Waititi: Director’s Cut 🤠
Thanks to the lovely Connie @spirker for sharing this video 💕
292 notes
·
View notes
Text
youtube
FREAKING OUT OVER THIS NEW AD BY TAIKA
Tagging my fellow Taika lovers @agaywithcoffee @meluli @chaotic-neutral-knitter @epersonae @soupbtch @ofmd-ann so they can experience cowboy Taika 😭
#HOLD ON COWBOY#the way that i am not okay after watching this#wtf who gave taika permission to BE A COWBOY#taika waititi
41 notes
·
View notes
Text
41 notes
·
View notes
Text
Scene summary
#😍😍😍#most excllent update#boyfriend to zaddy pipeline#or is it zaddy to boyfriend pipeline#the latter makes more sense probably#ofmd
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
😡 <- me when my tags didn't all work 😡
A big forehead kiss to you all if it did work before and you get double tagged hehehehe it's ALL OUT OF LOVE 💖
@edsbacktattoo @merryfinches @bizarrelittlemew @edscuntyeyeshadow @lovely-letters-for-ed @neverbelessthan @sweet-little-goldfish-stede @tulipseason @1989edteach
✨️ more picrew tagging games!! ✨️
This one is a moral alignment test paired with a cute adventure picrew ☺️ thanks @ofmd-ann for the tag!!
idk I'm some sort of Gothic druid 🍄 this is just me lolol
Some no pressure tags!! @soupbtch @gentlebeardsbarngrill @agaywithcoffee @spirker @saltpepperbeard @edsbacktattoo @merryfinches @bizarrelittlemew @edscuntyeyeshadow @lovely-letters-for-ed @neverbelessthan @sweet-little-goldfish-stede @tulipseason @1989edteach
9 notes
·
View notes
Text
✨️ more picrew tagging games!! ✨️
This one is a moral alignment test paired with a cute adventure picrew ☺️ thanks @ofmd-ann for the tag!!
idk I'm some sort of Gothic druid 🍄 this is just me lolol
Some no pressure tags!! @soupbtch @gentlebeardsbarngrill @agaywithcoffee @spirker @saltpepperbeard @edsbacktattoo @merryfinches @bizarrelittlemew @edscuntyeyeshadow @lovely-letters-for-ed @neverbelessthan @sweet-little-goldfish-stede @tulipseason @1989edteach
9 notes
·
View notes
Text
Hilarious implication of the zaddy scene is how it implies everyone is going to get exactly the wrong idea about their relationship dynamic.
Like I do think there is no way Stede fucks normal. He's had a long time of being repressed and gay and he's going to be excited to try anything and everything with his boyfriend, and Ed is used to very casual, low-emotion relationships where he didn't feel valued, so he's going to be happy to be along for the ride.
Stede has spent long enough not doing what he wants. He's absolutely going to be in the middle of a normal conversation with Ed and swerve hard into "do you want to try wearing that collar again today? I have a theory that it'll jingle louder when I fuck your mouth than it does when I fuck your hole." They both contribute to the weird roleplay scenarios they no doubt get up to but I do think Stede's usually the one to suggest the sex parts.
But, unfortunately, Ed is the one who will know what words like "zaddy" mean, and Stede absolutely will not. And Ed will be so blinded by love and how awesome their sex life is that he will say these things in public, and every time Stede will be like "I don't know what that means 😀"
And tragically the ultimate impression on everyone around them will be that Ed is the really kinky one, when actually his biggest kink is being adored and Stede is the one who's barging in to whatever room he's in snapping on a pair of ye olde latex gloves like "you ever tried fisting before? Me neither. We're gonna find out together"
178 notes
·
View notes
Text
💜🏴☠️✨ HAPPY FRIDAY, ZADDIES [x] ✨🏴☠️💜
#the scene that keeps on giving#i need all the outtakes and deleted scenes and bts please#also moments like this just remind me thay Zaslov and WBD just suck#we could have had so much more of THIS#but i digress#ofmd#our flag means death#zaddy
3K notes
·
View notes
Text
@krakenbeard your tattoo and the full sleeve/chest idea is SO COOL!!! The base line linework is already so lovely. My favorite part is the eventual Kraken over your top surgery scars - how majestically symbolic it all is. Thank you for sharing!!! I hope you share in progress updates in the future!
✨️ofmd tattoo✨️
I scheduled this tattoo appointment on the day of the cancelation and I've been holding onto hope as it grows and transforms into the vibrancy of community they can't take away from us.
I always loved the lighthouse and Kraken imagery of season 1 and how Ed and Stede had to grapple with the disparate parts of themselves in order to open up to the possibility of love (like waves washing over them).
Anyway, I'm feeling fuckin' great today now that ofmd is written on my skin in permanent ink 💖🏴☠️
If you have an ofmd tattoo, reblog with a pic of it, I wanna see. Or if you WANT one, tell me about it in the tags.
Thank you for being my people 💖
80 notes
·
View notes
Text
Maybe after the Zaddy thing. Izzy was simply ready to die
327 notes
·
View notes
Text
✨️ofmd tattoo✨️
I scheduled this tattoo appointment on the day of the cancelation and I've been holding onto hope as it grows and transforms into the vibrancy of community they can't take away from us.
I always loved the lighthouse and Kraken imagery of season 1 and how Ed and Stede had to grapple with the disparate parts of themselves in order to open up to the possibility of love (like waves washing over them).
Anyway, I'm feeling fuckin' great today now that ofmd is written on my skin in permanent ink 💖🏴☠️
If you have an ofmd tattoo, reblog with a pic of it, I wanna see. Or if you WANT one, tell me about it in the tags.
Thank you for being my people 💖
#ofmd#ofmd tattoo#our flag means death#our flag means death tattoo#tattoo#kraken#lighthouse#be a lighthouse#kraken tattoo#lighthouse tattoo#stede bonnet#ed teach#edward teach#gentlebeard
80 notes
·
View notes
Text
Edward Teach coined the word "zaddy" back in the 1700s, actually
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
oh god I just remembered. the way their voices harmonize when they say ‘we wrote our names on each other in permanent ink’ I need to lay down oh my god
#thankfully i am already laying on the floor#because dammit danny you're right#it's totally fine everything is fine I'm not sobbing over this now#ofmd#our flag means death
137 notes
·
View notes
Text
stede calling ed 'good boy' reblog if you agree
237 notes
·
View notes
Text
✨️ MBTI Picrew ✨️
@ofmd-ann saw this trend on Twitter and brought it over here 💖 thanks for the tag, Ann & @edscuntyeyeshadow
Simple premise, you take the MBTI personality test here and then click on your profile to see your percentages and learn more about your type!
After that, you make a lil picrew of you with your mbti!
I'm an INFP 🥰 I love MBTI sooo much that I took an online class about INFPs and I led a workshop at work a few months ago during my team's monthly learning party 🎉
This is so fun!! Do it!! Everyone!! Here are some no pressure tags for folks: @soupbtch @spirker @gentlebeardsbarngrill @saltpepperbeard @merryfinches @neverbelessthan @1989edteach @bizarrelittlemew @edsbacktattoo @endevouring-to-surprise @lifes-a-dick @lovely-letters-for-ed @poisonintopositivity @sweet-little-goldfish-stede @tulipseason
12 notes
·
View notes
Text
✨️Using only song titles from one band/artist, cleverly answer the questions and tag people✨️
Thanks Danny babe @soupbtch for the taggeroni 🍝🍕👨🍳
Artist: David Bowie 👨🏻🎤
Gender: Rebel Rebel "you've got your mother in a whirl, she's not sure if you're a boy or a girl"
How you feel: Under Pressure "insanity laughs under pressure we're breaking, can't we give ourselves one more chance?"
If you could go anywhere, where? Space Oddity "for here am I floating in a tin can, far above the the word, planet earth is blue and there's nothing I can do"
Fav mode of transportation: Dancin' in the Streets "they'll be swingin', swayin', records playin', dancin' in the street"💃
If my life were a TV show: Golden Years "don't let me hear you say life's taking you nowhere, angel, look at that sky, life's begun, nights are warm and the days are young"
Relationship status: Modern Love "never gonna fall for modern love"
Your fear: Changes "time may change me, but I can't trace time"
Tageronis (is tagoroni plural already? Is tagerona the singular?): @sweet-little-goldfish-stede @merryfinches @snake-snack-stede @sherlockig @lovely-letters-for-ed @neverbelessthan @gentlebeardsbarngrill @endevouring-to-surprise @lifes-a-dick @ofmd-ann @pumpkinspicepirates @saltpepperbeard
sorry for any duplicates, feel free to put me in my place by referring me to your post if you've already done it & also this is your invitation to do it even if you weren't tagged by my forgetful mind. I wanna see yours!!!
6 notes
·
View notes