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"fenris hates all mages" counterpoint: he just has beef with Anders Specifically
#this is not supposed to be a Serious And Nuanced Post TM please dont come at me fhdslkjflsf#i just think its funny how they bitchfight#and for the record no i dont think they hate each other#however. i do also believe that they find each other specifically annoying lol#theres at least one other banter i remember where anders brings up mages and fen answers with#actually this is about Just You and not mages in general#(and also another disclaimer i do think the game tries too hard to make the characters too one-track with their opinions)#(and that chances are 'bethany wasnt weak' was meant to mean 'she wasnt possessed or a blood mage and played her part`)#((he did also get on well with bethany tho. so theres that))#but i digress#laya plays dragon age#personally i believe that anders has beef with fenris because he keeps beating him at cardsand fen is smug about it /hj
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BALD TILL REALLLLLLLL
#alien stage#alnst#ok well#technically its not alien stage#but it is till#it was just another thing qmeng made#but i digress#BALD TILL!!!!!! REALLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!#alnst till
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At some point a gal has so many posts labeled “Harry Du Bois coded” saved on her phone that she starts to think she might be the problem
#disco elysium#harry du bois#I think trying to name urself “tequila sunset” is trans coded#t4t kimharry is kinda real when u think about it#but i digress#if Harry had a cell phone think of the possibilities#he would accidentally uninstall flappy bird and cry about it#anyways last post like this I promise 🙏#I just had so many images saved I wanted to share em
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hey so cringe culture is dead applies to therians and otherkin bitches and all the like too. You Cannot Pick and Choose
#my posts#cringe culture#cringe#cringe culture is dead#therian#therianthropy#otherkin#otherhearted#alterhuman#copinglink#You mfs who still dog on bitches w spiritual beliefs really suck#OR WHO ARE JUST COPING?#You can't just pick one cringe thing to exclude#don't be a religiophobe . or anti-religious. OR EVEN STILL#Like. literally ableist. do NAWT#but whatver#it's so hard being a swag ass kitty sheep werewolf computer robot thing 😒#but i digress
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if miracles exist, then the girl you hate is right. if miracles exist, then that means it's your own fault she's with someone else. if miracles exist, then that means you weren't doomed from the start. if miracles exist, then utena didn't win by chance. if miracles exist, you doomed yourself. if miracles exist, then the girl you love is right
#(if miracles exist theres a world where youre both together)#can you tell that juri makes me so insane#also if miracles exist that means the system is actually breakable and that juri has to confront the fact that shes been complacent in it#but i digress#juri arisugawa#shiori takatsuki#juriori#revolutionary girl utena#shoujo kakumei utena#hollering numbers into the void#juri x shiori
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#can my poor baby please stop having to row away in a dinghy by himself
#OFMD#OFMD Season 2#OFMD S2 Spoilers#OFMD S2#Edward Teach#Taika Waititi#Edit#ofmdgifs#ofmd gifs#ofmdedit#ofmdsource#ofmddaily#ofmdblog#HOPEFULLY THAT WILL INDEED BE THE LAST TIME HSDKJS#LIKE HE AND STEDE BETTER BE CONJOINED AT THE HIP FROM HERE ON OUT OKAY#HEALTHILY LMAO#BUT I DIGRESS
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never been a big fan of those dpxdc fics with the premise of danny being damian's ~secret twin brother~ because danny is just too normal for the league of assassins to me. yeah yeah half dead eldritch abomination defying the laws of nature, but i think we all forget about the more mundane aspects of danny's character. dude's a gamer who hates toast and wishes he owned a monster truck. i know some fics say he was separated from birth, but can you imagine being damian wayne, with the most fucked up childhood imagineable who trained the majority of his life to be an assassin, and being expected to believe this guy is your brother when youve seen him try to tie his shoelace and fail
#dpxdc#dcxdp#dp x dc#batpham#crossover#danny phantom#batman#robin#danny fenton#damian wayne#mine#also cant convince myself of this trope bc that requires imagining danny as part arab and hes just too white to me (saying this as an arab)#but i digress
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Anyway, while I was gone I was thinking of this stupid idea with Bakugou (as usual)
Imagine your eighteenth birthday is when you find out who you’re bonded to, and this bond is created via telepathy. A connection opens between two souls, and you’re able to communicate with each other no matter where in the world you are. A connection that only becomes stronger as your relationship with your soulmate grows.
But of course, connections can be broken. The same way those dreamlike fantasies of meeting your perfect soulmate don’t always work— especially when your soulmate is Bakugou Katsuki.
The first time you try to communicate with him, he brushes you off. Telling you to “piss off”, that he doesn’t “need a fuckin’ soulmate”. It’s a time in his life that arguably he needs that connection with someone more than ever. But the feelings of inadequacy and inferiority he holds inside are at an all time high as he pushes everyone away, including you. Shutting the door on any hope you had of ever having a connection with him, of finding your soulmate.
You try again a few times after, watching all your friends develop their love and even meet their soulmates. Hating the green-eyed monster that appears when you realise how bitter you actually are— to be paired with someone that has no interest in you. Cursed to be one of the ones without a soulmate, to try and find a love with another broken person like you.
The conversations are always the same— his irritation for your very existence no match for the conversations you try to start. Making it abundantly clear to you that you’re a distraction, that he doesn’t have time for a soulmate. And yet amongst his complaining that you’ve opened the link at a bad moment, or that he doesn’t need you— he always answers.
So over time you find yourself starting to give up, wondering why you’ve wasted so much time on a man that clearly doesn’t want you. The connection going quiet as neither of you try to open the link.
Radio silence.
And what makes it worse, is your friends who have perfect connections pity you. One of the lost souls without a soulmate— which is why you’re prepared to join a special program. A program that can realign your connection— to tie your soul to another.
It’s unorthodox, an extreme measure that has an endless list of side-effects. You could end up with the more undesirable members of society, who’s connections have been severed before, or the ones that abuse the system for their own benefit— and if the second connection doesn’t work out you’re unable to claim a third. But craving that special bond with someone, picturing the perfect smiles and pickett fences it’s more than worth the risks. So you plan to do it— to sever your connection with your soulmate, and find a new one.
Someone who will actually love you.
But it isn’t until one night that you hear something at the back of your mind, barely a murmur as you shoot up in bed. Squinting as you try desperately to focus on the sound— another whimper. But you can’t seem to make out much else, as you realise that it’s the same connection that you thought was completely shattered all those years ago.
“Hello?” You feel almost stupid calling out, wondering if he even realised that you could hear him again— that you were there.
“Long time no talk, hah sweetheart?” He scoffs, a choked cough spills from his lips after as he winces in pain.
“You sound like shit— is that why you reconnected our bond at four am?”
“Must’ve called the wrong number, sweetheart.” He sneers, but you can almost hear the humour in his tone.
“Well luckily for you I’m going to break our bond.” You bite back as you’re met with silence on the other end, “So you won’t have to make the same mistake again.”
“You can do that?” He whispers.
“Yeah, they can reconnect me with someone else.” You murmur.
“They won’t be as good as me.” He manages to get out before another cough wracks through his body.
“I wouldn’t know, would I?” You scrunch your nose in irritation, “But at least they’ll want me.”
“Who said I don’t want you?”
It’s not until a month later that you find out the real reason he reconnected the bond that night. That it was the night that his heart stopped beating as he almost lost his life, his body shutting down as the only thing he could think to do was to call out for you.
#I’ve got a disgusting amount of soulmate ideas in my drafts#but some aren’t fully fleshed out#like I was thinking of computer programmed soulmates too#or like a lonely hearts club vibe where you can through cutting edge technology find a soulmate#think ready player one with the VR headsets#like those trashy dating games#and you fall in love in one of those fantasy worlds#LIKE BELLE!!!! ahhhh#but I digress#soft bakugou#I should tw:soulmates this cause I know how much some of you HATE soulmate tropes LOL
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thinking about how lena has to be so formal and put together all the time, how she always has to wear her mask. but when she's shown in kara's apartment, she's got her feet on the couch like she lives there too. and when she stays with sam, she sleeps with her arms above her head, exposing all of herself, because she trusts that nobody is going to hurt her there. and god I am unwell about this
#lena luthor#supercorp#superreigncorp#I actually think the way lena sleeps is unrealistic bc nobody with THAT many assassination attempts would sleep with their arms up#like “here I am!!! come and stab me!!!”#so im assuming it's how Katie sleeps irl#but I digress#for the sake of these thoughts
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Bernard’s parents: we really hope boarding school will finally whip Bernard into shape and get him going down the right path
Bernard: *gets his ears pierced thrice, starts styling his hair even funkier, becomes a part of the homosexual agenda*
Bernard’s parents:
#sorry this hc has a huge ass grip on me#I just think it’s neat#also since I totally think one of his boarding school friends got him into the cult#like rich people place with lotsa repressed homos#sounds like the target audience for a cult#but I digress#bernard dowd#children of dionysus#dc#dcu#dc comics#td:r#dc hc#my brain
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I believe Matt Murdock would rather shoot himself in the foot before he'd ever cheat on his significant other.
However.
Studies have shown that, sometimes, Matt Murdock really loves shooting himself in the foot.
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okay look. i KNOW the moment we get more time and content with him, it’s going to be revealed that eris is wearing a mask, and he’s doing all of these things for his mother and his people, and hey he isn’t really a BAD guy, he’s just been given a bad hand! i know this.
but at the same time i’m going to be so angry if he goes to the rhysand school of “actually im the best person ever YOU’RE wrong for ever doubting me.”
i want him to have a sharp tongue, and say some shitty things. i want him to make bad choices and not hand wave them away as good. we’ve spent far too much time with the inner circle who portray themselves as cruel, just to get genuinely offended when people then take them at their own word (and actions) treat them accordingly. i need eris to be a bitch and i need him to OWN it!! as a reward.
#a court of thorns and roses#acotar#eris vanserra#sjm critical#inner circle critical#i would like half of the characters more if they were allowed to be problematic favs#they’re all like 500 years old and act like toddlers with no emotional regulation#which could make sense if sjm played into the fact that she gives her characters NO consequences#but i digress#it is projection o’clock and i love (one) chaotic neutral redhead#pro eris vanserra
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tbh I headcanon percy to eventually land on an environmental science major in college after a lot of experimenting around and not because of his dad but because of *grover* and his belief in finding pan, because of knowing how much the mortal and mythical world have been hurting the earth itself, and because if there's one thing that could convince percy jackson to study, it's justice. plus I think he and annabeth would totally geek out over sustainability as restorative and regenerative design. this is your "build something that lasts" couple. your "ur system is broken fix it rn" couple. if the mythical world EVER left them alone they would 100% be pursuing justice at any other stop they found themselves in anyway
#let them cause more real world trouble bffr#show me percabeth at protests and show me percy helping annabeth at her firm oh i beg#percy jackson#pjo#annabeth chase#heroes of olympus#chalice of the gods#sorry but the marine biology major for percy as a joke sucks#my boy would be at the front lines of climate justice#also while Im here ranting um annabeth wouldnt double enroll at berkley lol. they dont have an accredited architecture program#which is the only reason she would need a special degree in the mortal world#but i digress#when have we ever expected rr to do research lol
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The three musketeers & text posts part 4
#this one’s different this are all like#onion headlines#but I digress#star wars#luke skywalker#leia organa#han solo#star wars return of the jedi#star wars rotj#star wars a new hope#star wars empire strikes back#star wars anh#star wars esb#cw flashing
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babies.
#lapidot#lapidot sketch#lapis x peridot#as I rewatch SU I won’t lie I’m salty they never rlly happened lol#but I digress#anyway I hc peridot as an ace lesbian 🥶#soran artwork
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i’m in desperate need for a scholar to undertake the jhughes thesis
Jack Hughes has all the arrogance of a true American superstar, but none of the vulnerability. Jack Hughes has all the grace of an undersized, injury-prone forward, but none of the caution. Jack Hughes has all of the social status of a chosen one, but none of the leadership.
jack hughes is a middle child and despite my own lack of siblings i can Definitely tell -- the vicious competitive drive that made him become that good. quinn takes his stick and pulls out jack's braces. as much as the endless hughes brothers fascination can totally grate and i Get That you HAVE to look at each of these three as once part of a unit (especially Luke because he was drafted after Jack, and to his team -- he will only ever be in Jack's shadow, unless one day one of them leaves).
the hugheses are not a huge family -- that is, not a family of very large people -- and they've made a name for themselves as smooth-skating, agile skill players in spite of that, or perhaps to make up for it. jack as a result is notably smaller than a lot of other players both on the devils and in the league and you can Just Tell he's insecure about it. the skill his hughesness afforded him has made him better than other players his age when they were All small and size was less of an issue. when he wasn't so much of a boy among men. it was for this reason he was picked first overall, you see. when he made the NHL he was suddenly confronted by a faster game, of players who could and did just knock him to his ass, and he was suddenly thrust into a world where he wasn't the biggest fish in the usntdp pond and it threw him.
you see, that's another thing. skill in hockey means social status. they like to tell you that it doesn't, but there's a reason that the captain's most likely to be one of the best players on the team, if not outright the best. and in the usntdp jack was The Best. so he was made captain. so his teammates flocked to him. so it was allowed to all go to his head, so caufield and zegras -- the cady and gretchen to his regina george, and i don't mean that in a fun way -- congregated to him.
and now on the devils he might be the star but he's not the captain and because hockey players are Supposed to love their teammates he loves nico but nico's bigger than him and nicer than him and can grow real body hair. and jack's the darling of every teenage-girl devils fan, a fact which i understand and have minimal opinion on but fifty-fifty he either soaks up attention from or resents, or possibly both.
so yeah he's a greasy insecure uncharismatic controlling arrogant frat boy, and because he has a cute perfect smile and scores PPG people love him, and because he is not the archetype of the ubermasculine hockey superstar he believes that he is barely clinging to this thread. and i love him too don't get that mixed up
#asks#jack hughes#in this context love of course means Let Me Study Him Like The Bug... interesting > perfect#but i digress#like i don't think his problem could be exactly described as nico envy#but it's not not nico envy. he's envious of what nico represents more than nico himself really#also he is an IDIOT like im sorry dr lexi brown i understand many hockey players can read. i dont think he's one of em
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