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It was!!!! Just looked for it, it’s “ponies” by Kij Johnson
I'm collecting a list of Short Stories That Fucked Us Up As Children. reblog and tell me what I'm missing.
here's the list so far:
the yellow wallpaper
all in a summer day
fever dream
the lottery
hey come on out
by the waters of Babylon
the most dangerous game
flowers for Algernon
a good man is hard to find
skin
to build a fire
silent snow secret snow
bartleby the scrivener
i have no mouth and I must scream
harrison bergeron
lamb to the slaughter
the cask of amontillado
the telltale heart
the vampyre
where did you come from, where did you go
the monkey's paw
I'll add a poll in case it helps haha
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I love A Rose for Emily!!! I ended up writing a paper about her relationship with her father and how that impacted the rest of the story, but that was when I was 18 so very sorry to the younger fellas who finished that going “what” 😭
Harrison Bergeron definitely fucked me up as a 7th grader who got her hands on that on pure accident. Loved how it was worded, just was jarring to little ol me. But the big one I read in 7th grade was flowers for algernon
So I was an autistic kid who liked to read so I had finished my required reading like it was nothing, and my 7th grade English teacher was like “hey you’re a mentally ill child i think you should read this book” and she gave me flowers for algernon and I was like “swag ok” and like i think she hated my ass cuz what the fuck. Anyway that was my asexual awakening cuz towards the end of the book (gonna try avoiding major spoilers here) there’s a scene where (iirc, cuz I read this in 7th grade) he’s looking at this girl showering until she closes the blinds, and my 7th grade brain was like “oh, at this point in the book, this makes perfect sense, because sex is weird and not something people usually think about, and if they do it’s also weird, as evidenced by the rest of this book. This is a normal thing to think that isn’t concerning or abnormal at all.” And then my freshman year of high school I kinda figured that one out sorry fellas. In my defense I was in middle school.
Also, not sure if this one is on the list, but there was another short story we had to read about how to be accepted into society if you had a horse you had to cut off its wings, horn, and make it unable to talk? But like they presented it as a choice, that you only had to pick 2 and keep one, but that was a lie. So when the horse tried to run away the other horses beat it to death and then all the girls shunned the other girl cuz she didn’t have a horse. It was fucking crazy why did they make us read all this in middle school?!?
Lastly, this year I had to read “the most handsome drowned man in the world” and it didn’t mess me up for the same reason a lot of these other ones did, but it definitely messed with me a bit. It was so charming in such a weird way
I'm collecting a list of Short Stories That Fucked Us Up As Children. reblog and tell me what I'm missing.
here's the list so far:
the yellow wallpaper
all in a summer day
fever dream
the lottery
hey come on out
by the waters of Babylon
the most dangerous game
flowers for Algernon
a good man is hard to find
skin
to build a fire
silent snow secret snow
bartleby the scrivener
i have no mouth and I must scream
harrison bergeron
lamb to the slaughter
the cask of amontillado
the telltale heart
the vampyre
where did you come from, where did you go
the monkey's paw
I'll add a poll in case it helps haha
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CAN YOU STOP.
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I could quickly sniff you out in a large crowd, due to my high insmelligence. And you stink.
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People who read (or write!) Disco Elysium fics written in the game's style! Do you prefer it when it's only the skill names or skill name + difficulty
so
A) SHIVERS – dialogue here
or
B) SHIVERS [Challenging:Success] – dialogue here
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ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity
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After seeing Natasha, Pierre, & The Great Comet of 1812, I have concluded that we as a society need more musicals based very heavily on literature that you may or may not have been forced to read in high school. Can we do crime and punishment next? If we just do a segment it should include the part where Dunya yells at Luzhin that part was fun.
No but for real that show was really really good. Like if you ever get the opportunity to see it absolutely go because the music goes hard and you’re like “no way is this 70 page segment of war and peace gonna bop insanely hard” but oh it does
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fucked up eastern european games tournament
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alright guys im curious. who were the worst mutuals youve ever had
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So, these days I was checking Kim Kitsuragi's Wikipedia page and I noticed that the page was protected due to vandalism, so you couldn't make edits if you didn't have an account.
By "vandalism" I thought that someone was just messing with it, right? Writing funny stuff, referencing something, so I checked to see and apparently, someone was repeatedly editing out the parts that said Kim was "gay", arguing that he could've been "just joking" when he talked about being part of the homosexual underground and that claiming that he's gay is just "LGBT propaganda"
So yeah, that happened.
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it's funny when you marry alex in stardew cause his grandpa goes whaaAat noo what the hell two men? getting married? I didn't get my dick blowbn off in the coal mine for this! then give him a week and he's like heh my uncle was a farmer it's a noble, manly profession. I guess you're alright.
like I guess alex didn't mention to anyone he was dating the farmer who runs around in a crop top and trash can lid hat until last minute wonder why
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equal and opposite reactions to watching saw for the first time
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television's most homoerotic scene, 2005
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