Guys I suffer from jojo brainrot, I know its not my usual writing , but I need to get this out of my system. NO SPOILERS they/them pronouns, sfw, Request open
Also for obvious (and legal) reasons in josuke and okayasu ones reader is like 16.
Also I didnt finish jojo part4 yet so some stuff might be eee not accurate?
More jjba dating headcanons!!
Including Kars, Santana, young Joseph, Jonathan, Josuke, Speedwagon, Okuyasu
Kars
Homie will litteraly pet them. My guy has god complex, thinks that humans are so so smol and so so tiny
Picks them up like some lil baby and probably carries them around everywhere
S/o mostly just vibes in his huge mansion while Kars plots some evil emo stuff (again)
Quick reminder that this guy was doing ah mimimimi ah mimimimimi😴 for last few centuries so s/o has to explain him a lot of stuff
Imagine him getting jumpscared bcs your phone made a noise, or him just walking up to light switch and turing lights on and off repeatedly. Mans fascinated
Also guy is a walking muscle so no matter how big or smol s/o is they going to be picked up and carried around, probably he uses only one hand too btw
Pls brush his hair he will litteraly melt
Santana
...
"Human why you carry tiny talking square everywhere? Is it magical?"
My guy will take their phone and 'accidently' take 50selfies, but not in sexy way, but in 'his face is zoomed to camera and you see only his eyes and forehead' way
His love language is quality time, understanding and gifts
Hates germans btw
Will give them random stuff, like he will litteraly bring them a microwave and be like "human explain meaning of this". But also gives them shiny rocks, jewellery, hair accessories. If s/o wants a new car, my man gonna litteraly pick up first car he sees and bring it to them
I am convinced he eats food with his bare hands. S/o has to give him tutoral how to use knife and fork, he won't like it >:(
Young Joseph
Homeboy hands are everywhere, if my guy doesn't hold their hand, he is putting his hands on s/o shoulders or waist or just kisses them
Doing make-up together. And nails. And hair. All of this while shittalking his enemies and talking about all the drama.
Tequila Joseph first dragqueen in history btw
Never go on plane with him, no matter how romantinc he promises it will be. Do not
Also makes fun of Ceasar that Joseph was the first one to find a partner not him😍
S/o and Ceasar probably meet up sometimes to just complain about how dumb Joseph sometiems is😭
Will litteraly do anything to impress them frfr
Jonathan
Not boyfriend, but Husband material
My guy will be on walk with his homie speedwagon and litteraly act like teenager girl with crush. All blushy, shy and asking for advices
Gives them handfuls of flowers, but like Jonathan's sized handful (alot)
Loves walking with s/o and holding hands ofc
My boy will blush and die if s/o does first move
Pls s/o beat dio up he sucks
The best boy husband
Josuke
Bros gonna be so protective, like fr my guy will be worried if s/o goes to shop and doesn't come back in more than 20minutes
He will blush if s/o tries to hold his hand
Mumbles a lot about hair routine and hair products, and probably likes to comb s/o hair
Okayasu probably cried when he found out that Josuke has a partner btw
The sweetest boy alive
Guy will accidentally spoil them. Also they are basicly immortal due to all crazy daimon stuff
If s/o sees stands... OMG PLS pls hug his lil man, his stand i mean. It looks very hugable
Playing video games when s/o and josuke lied to his mom that you came over to teach him some school stuff>>
Okuyasu
This dude
This guy
Will litteraly beat anyone up, for no reason anyways. He just do be like that.
He is very dumb, please be patient
Isn't romantic, he tries to act cool and tough, but he is unintentionally cute! Like he will go to s/o house in middle of day, knock on door and he like "sup babygrill I bought you some ice cream"
If you guys play any kind of competitive game he might let them win! But he never tell them that of course
Also he is very physical, but not in romantic/sexy way but in 'dub me up homie/sup give me high five' hes very bromance. he also enjoys just leaning on them, like yall just stand waiting for bus and this dude will put like half his body weight on them
Once he had a nightmare and called them at 3am
Speedwagon
Btw sorry that characters are all over place and not organised, I am sleeby
My guy will shank anyone for you babe
Talks, a lot. So if s/o is a listener type, they will get along well
Goes to Jonathan and asks for advices about relationships!
S/o steals his hat and he pretends that he's offended, but pls dont stop you look cute!
My guy is very very...unorganised... total mess of a men if it comes to life. I dont even know if he has a house btw
Cuddles on couch when he's sure that noone is around>>>
Will read them to bed if that helps s/o fall asleep
He has poor eyesight but he doesnt wear glasses. Bonk him pls
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The Lady and the Lord
Part 12
Hello hello! Here's part 12, I think it'll be one more chapter to this story. Thank you all so much for the support ❤️❤️
Chapter summary: The reader and Eddie finally got some fucking time alone! And also some more heart to heart conversation between them
Chapter warning: ⚠️ season 4 spoiler ⚠️ nightmares, trauma, smut, unprotected sex (USE PROTECTION KIDS!) Some kinky stuff🤷🏻♀️
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We get to the front door and I unlock it.
"Welcome to the dungeon, my lord" I theatrically step aside to let him in.
"The dungeon? Are you gonna torture me in here?" Eddie jokes as he enters.
"If you're lucky" I say chuckling. "You can leave the bag there on the couch."
Eddie basically throw his bag on the couch and starts looking around.
"It's nice" he tells me.
"Yeah? Pretty normal I think" I reply.
"It's all you. So... Nothing normal here" he smiles at me.
"I hope" I smile back. "Also..."
I start as I slowly walk out of the living room.
" I knew it. You're grabbing the torturing tools?" He says.
"Better" I tell him "close your eyes, please"
"As you wish, m'lady" Eddie says closing his eyes.
I enter again the room holding his guitar in my hands, walking right in front of me, giggling excited.
"What are you laughing at?" He says letting out a chuckle.
"Open"
He open his eye and immediately smile down at me, then his eyes notice what's in my hands.
"I thought..." he starts.
"I found her and with Dustin and Jonathan's help we fixed her" I explain.
"You're.. I... thank you" his smile widen.
"Here" I hand him the guitar.
He gladly grabs it and looks at it with admiration. I knew it was something worth saving. He looks at every inch of his guitar, smiling like a kid with his presents.
"Thank you"
"Don't. You really don't need to thank me" I tell him sweetly.
He then gently put the guitar down on the couch, all of a sudden he grabs me by my waist and pushes me against the wall, his lips immediately on mine.
I let out a surprised gasp, but immediately kiss him back. My hand gently on his neck as we kiss, while his hands grab and squeeze my waist to pull me closer and closer to him.
His lips are soft and gentle, even if the kiss is pretry heated, he remains gentle and soft.
When he pulls away, we both breath heavily, he looks at me.
"Is that what you meant?" He grins.
"I... well... I mean... yeah" I stutter out, hiding my face in the crook of his neck.
"My shy girl. Look at me" he says, gently grabbing my chin to make me look up at him. "Beautiful"
"Stop saying these things" I mutter out.
"Never" he shake his head no "now... the important thing... too much tongue?"
I laugh at that, my turn to shake my head.
"It was perfect. Everything was"
"I knew it. I'm very... very good with my tongue" he smirks at me.
"If you say so" I teasingly say.
"I do say so" he proudly smiles.
"Mmh... I guess I'll have to be the judge of that, uh?" I smirk.
"Getting cocky again, uh?" He says biting his lips, lightly.
"Then, how about you tell me what does that to you?" I tease him, with a shy smile though. "You really want to know, m'lady?" He asks, I know he's asking to make sure he's not crossing any line.
"Yeah, my lord, I do" I tell him.
"Can I be vulgar, m'lady?" He asks.
"Oh please" I nod.
He slowly lean down until his lips are brushing against my ear.
"You, m'lady, make my cock so hard it's painful" he whispers.
I softly gasp, cheeks immediately getting warm. He leans back to look at me.
"Too much?" He asks, worry written in his eyes.
"Not at all" I say.
"Really?" He checks again.
"Yeah.. yeah, really, I mean it." I nervously laugh "I'm just not use to it. But I swear it's fine. You could do anything you want" I blurt out.
"Oh really?" He asks, teasingly.
"Yeah, I just need, and want" I immediately specify "to loosen up.. you know"
"You sure?" He turns serious for a moment.
"Yes, Eddie, I promise" I tell him with a smile.
"You want to stop.. anytime, you tell me and we stop. No need to rush or-"
"I will... if you do too" I cut him off.
"Promise" he smiles.
I lean up to kiss him and he immediately kisses me back.
A passionate, heated and loving kiss this time. His hands back on my waist, squeezing.
A small moan escapes my lips as he starts to kiss down my neck. Light and soft kisses all over my neck... fuck.
My hands move to the hem of his shirt, moving them under the fabric, over his body.
Suddenly he pulls away, looking at everything but me. He seems nervous.. what happened... did I do something?
"Eddie?" I gently calls.
He looks me as if I just appear in front of him. He quickly smiles, shaking his head.
"Nothing m'lady" he says, simply.
"Eddie..." I gently warn.
"I'm sorry.. I'm... uh...shit" He moves away from me. "I'm sorry."
"What's wrong?" I softly ask him.
"The scars..." he mutters.
"What about them?"
"They're... ugly. Horrendous" he explains looking down.
Oh.. I look at him, but he still doesn't, he looks at the ground instead, nervously playing with his fingers.
I take a deep breath and move my hands to the hem of my t-shirt, taking it off, remaining in my bra.
He looks at me surprised.
"I... uh...got these..." I start as I point at the the big scars on my side "I got these... last summer."
His eyes soften and I move closer to him.
"We were at Hopper's cabin and these... giant toothed pentacles tried to take El... and I tried to protect her. Needless to say, I didn't succeed..." I let out a dry laugh "El got it worse, but mine weren't only a scratch as I thought either. My point is... I was trying to save my friends, my family and there's nothing ugly or horrendous about it, don't you think?"
"I guess not" he slightly smiles.
"I'm sure that If I was to take your shirt off I'm gonna see the handsome, hot, guy I've been crushing on for the last couple of year" I say, shyly but confident at the same time.
He take a deep breath letting out a small chuckle.
"Shit.. you know how to talk to a guy, uh?" He feign confidence.
"I try" I get closer again, grabbing his hands and moving them over my scars "see? Nothing bad here"
He caresses my skin, gently.
"Nothing bad at all" he smiles.
"Now. We can stop, go to sleep. If you want" I gently move his face to face me and kiss his lips gently, still caressing his cheek. "No problem. At. All."
"Can we try again?" He looks at me with, almost, pleading puppy eyes.
"If that's what you want" I grin.
"Oh... oh trust me, love" He says nodding vigorously, regaining his confident teasing self. "I still haven't told you what else you do to me"
"Why? There's more?" I tease.
"Still getting cocky, uh? Okay... you asked for it" he jokes, backing me up again the wall once again and I softly gasp when my back hit the wall.
"How about those things?" I quickly glance at his lips before going back at looking him in the eyes "master?"
He raises both eyebrows surprised, but soon his expression turns teasing with a big grin on his lips.
"You're playing with fire, m'lady" in a quick motion he grabs me by my waist and puts me on his shoulder. "Your room?"
"Eddie!" I gasp laughing loudly.
"Your room, love" he repeats as if nothing happened.
"Upstairs... second on the left" I say between laugher as he quickly walks upstairs, careful not to move too much and not make me hit the wall.
He manages to find my room quite easily and, as soon as he enters it, he (surprisingly gently) throws me on the bed and climbs on top of me.
"Hey love" he says, the childish grin I learnt to love is still on his face.
"Hi yourself" I say, still laughing tenderly. "Crazy man"
"What? You expected something else?" He jokes.
"I couldn't ask for anything better" I smile and lean up to kiss him.
He uses one hand to hold himself up, careful not to completely crash me, and the other one moves to my cheek caressing it with so much tenderness it makes me melt in the kiss.
I instinctively move my hands back to his shirt, but I stop, breaking the kiss and looking at him.
"I'm sorry... is... is okay?" I ask.
He just looks at me with those sweet brown eyes and something that I've never seen before...
"You, m'lady, are perfect" he kisses me again "Absolutely" another kiss "Fucking" another kiss "perfect" he takes off his shirt on his own, throwing it on the floor.
He immediately comes back at kissing my neck, slowly and sweetly, taking his own time.
Without realising it I start to grind my hips against his... he notices though.
"Someone's eager?" He asks after he stopped kissing my neck.
"Sorry..." I mutter looking away.
"Oh love, you're just so cute" he smiles "look at me... please?"
I do as he says and once I meet his eyes he evidently, grind against me earning a moan from me.
"Do you wanna know the only thing I've been dying to do to you all this fucking time, m'lady?" He asks and I shake my head, wanting to know so badly "two years ago, I saw you helping Wheeler at the snow Ball... you wore this cute dark green dress... your legs were showing... and god.. all I could think about from that moment was how it would've felt like to be between them"
He lets out a growl as he slowly moves his hand to unbutton my shorts. "Can I?"
"Please" I basically moan.
"You ask so nicely, my love" he says as he completely unbutton my shorts and takes them off quickly.
He looks down at my panties, which there's probably a wet patch on and his grin grows.
"Stop looking at me like that" I say, almost embarrassed.
"How could I not?" He asks climbing back to me. "Is that all for me?"
I nod.
"Words, m'lady, do not try to hold back any noise" he tells me, one hand caressing my side.
"Yes, my lord, it's all for you"
"Good girl" he kisses me again, trailing more kisses down my neck.. then my chest... my stomach... until his face hover my clothed cunt and he looks at me in the eyes.
"Still okay?" He asks.
"Yes, Eddie, yes" I impatiently tell him and he immediately take my underwear off.
"Would you look at that.." he slowly say, apparently enjoying the view.
"Eddie.." I whine.
"Patience, m'lady, let me enjoy this" he leans back down trailing small, teasing kisses on my inner thighs. "So beautiful"
"You already said that" I say, more and more excited and impatient.
"Well that's because it's true" he winks at me and goes back to his kisses.
To get him to move I try a small thrust of my hips towards his face, but he quickly grabs my hips, pins them down to the bed and smack my thigh.
"I said patience." He climbs back up, again, face to face with me. "Too eager, aren't we?"
One of his hands move to my neck squeeze slightly and I let out a moan at the gesture.
His eyes widen, pleased, as he smirks.
"I'm really not the only freak in town, uh?" He kisses me before I could even answer him, exploring my mouth with his tongue.
I then decide to move my hand to his hair giving it an experimental pull and... he groans.
He kisses me even more hungrily, if it's even possible, while he fidgets with his belt.
"Fucking take this off" he tells me between kisses.
I move my hands to his belt, unbuckling it and help him take off his trousers and underwear.
As soon as he removes my bra too, he climb down to my wet cunt and, immediately, start to lick my folds.
I instinctively arch my back at the feeling, he spread my legs wider to grant him more access as he licks and sucks on my clit.
"Fuck!" I exclaim moving my hand to his hair once again.
He keeps licking and sucking, as I moan.
I gasp when I feel one of his ringed finger entering me, slowly thrusting in and out adding another finger... then another.
"Fuck.. Eddie..."
"Is it good, love?" He innocently asks.
"Fuck.. yes.. yes so good..you're..." I breathlessly try to speak "You're so... fucking good"
"Am I good with my tongue then?" He teases leaving small licks to my clit.
"Fuck yes don't stop. Please please don't fucking stop" I beg.
"As you wish"
He eats me out like I'm his last meal on earth.
The hand that's not inside me grabs my hips squeezing the flesh possessively.
I feel my orgasm approaching quickly so I unconsciously pull his face closer to my core.
"Fuck.. I'm close... Eddie...fuck. please!" I whine as he double his effort until I cum on his tongue.
He helps me ride out my orgasm... but he doesn't stop... shit.
"Eddie... shit" I try to move away due to the overstimutation, he doesn't let me. His hand on my hips grabs me tighter and the other moves out of me only to grab me closer to his face as he sucks harshly on my clit.
"Shit..." I exclaim as I cum again, he still doesn't stop...
He makes me cum again and again.
"Stop... fuck... please" I breathlessly say and he finally stop his sweet, torturing assault on me.
He come up to face me again, a damn satisfied smirk on his face.
"Are you okay?" He asks, the tone is teasing but I can sense he's worried.
"Yes.. yes Eddie...I'm very much okay" I tell him cupping his cheek with one hand.
"I was doing what you asked... I didn't stop" He says.
"You're...fuck.. I can't even think straight because of you" I softly laugh.
"And I'm very proud of it" he laughs too.
I roll my eyes, my gaze landing on his still rock hard cock.
"What about you, my lord?" I gently ask.
"Oh.. I'm all good, m'lady... seeing you cum like that... that many time.. was just enough" he answers with a sweet smile.
"Mmh" I give him a sceptical look.
"Really" he swears.
"Lay down" I tell him.
"Uh?"
"Lay down" I repeat.
He does as I say and I immediately get on top of him, legs on either side of his hips, moving slightly.
"You want to kill me... you're the most beautiful sight I've ever fucking seen" he looks at me, at my body on top of him then he inhale deeply "fuck... you're still so wet... making a mess all over me"
I move back a little, grabbing his dick stroking it slowly as I move my pussy on it making is all wet with my juice.
"The hottest sight" he bites his lips.
I move his cock to my entrance, slowly sitting on it.
I moan as I feel his cock stretching me so deliciously.
"Oh Holy fucking shit" Eddie groans, hands moving immediately to my hips when I start to move "so fucking perfect for me"
"You're so big" I breathlessly whisper.
"Oh say it again, pretty girl..." he tells me while his hands move to play with my breasts.
"You're so big, Eddie" I tell him looking him in the eyes "so fucking big"
"Fucking come here" he pulls me to him, holding me and groaning in my ear as he start to thrust up into my hole.
"That's it, that's it." I moan in his ear "so good... you're so... Good!"
Suddenly I feel his hand spanking my ass cheek, the feeling makes me clench around him and he does it again... and again... and Oh again and again.
"I'm so close, m'lady... so close... want you to cum first..." he moans
"I'm so close too" I mutter out.
"Then cum for me, make me feel you" he growls and that was it... for the millionth time I cum around him.
He pulls me off of him and he cums on my back with a loud heavenly moan.
Probably one of the best sound I've ever seen.
I fall beside him, the both of us catching our breath.
He then pulls me to him again, carefully holding me to him, caressing my skin so lovely to make me melt.
"So..." he says after a while.
"So?" I let out a small chuckle.
"Someone likes spanking" he states.
"You'll never stop teasing me, uh?" I say.
"Never" he proudly replies. "Now my question is... what else does my beautiful" he kisses my cheek "gorgeous" my nose "sexy" my other cheek "smart" my chin "brave" my forehead "perfect lady like?" He kisses my lips, finally.
"You'll have to find out" I tease with a smile.
He just looks at me and smiles, that genuine smile I learnt to love so much.
We just enjoy the moment, looking at each other and mailing like two idiots.
"I..." he starts suddenly feeling nervous, and stops, looking down.
"What's wrong?" I ask, worried.
"I... uh... shit.. this is harder than I thought" he says, he takes a deep breath and finally looks at me "I think... no.. I know, I am very sure about it" he moves his hand to my cheek lovingly stroking it "I am, always been I think... in love with you"
I just look at him, sure I heard him wrong.
I blink a few times, maybe I'm dreaming...
"What...?" I mutter out.
"I'm in love with you, m'lady. So fucking in love" he chuckles.
"I'm in love with you too" I say.
He kisses me, tenderly, lovingly.
When he pulls back he lets out a big breath.
"Oh shit.. I did thought you were about to tell to fuck off" he chuckles relieved.
"And I did thought I was dreaming" I chuckle too.
"I love you, m'lady" he smiles and laying his head on one of my pillow, still holding me close to him.
"I love you too, my lord" I say laying mine on his chest.
We hold each other and fall asleep peacefully, enjoying each other's presence.
My eyes shoot open as soon as I hear a small whimper. I try to make out where the sound comes from and I immediately sit straight when I realise it's from Eddie.
"Eddie?" I softly call him, but he doesn't wake up.
He's tossing and turning, breathing heavily, a nightmare...
"Eddie?... love?" I gently grab his hand and unconsciously he grabs it back, tighter. "Eddie, it's me. You're safe. You're here, nothing is gonna happen. I promise"
He slowly calms down, his breath goes back to normal, and he wakes up.
"Hey, love" I sweetly smile, cupping his face with one hand.
"I'm sorry.." he mutters out, almost embarrassed.
"Don't be, it's normal. Are you okay?" I ask.
"Yeah.. thank you"
"Do you want to go back to sleep? Or I could make tea and we just go downstairs and watch something?" I suggest.
"I... no... shit" He curses.
"Hey, look at me" I tell him and he does "it's no trouble. I know how you feel, being afraid to fall back asleep and being stuck in the nightmares again... I know. So... we can go downstairs and watch something, or if you want we go back to sleep. Either way I'm here with you and you're safe"
He just looks at me, eyes wet from tears ready to spill out.
"Hey" I gently chuckle as he just hugs my waist laying his head on my chest.
He softly cry against my chest, so I just hold him closer and rub his back.
"You're safe... I promise you" I tell him, blinking away some tears threatening to fall. "I'm here. Don't worry"
We stay like this for a while, him holding me tight and me rubbing his back reassuringly.
Once he calmed down a bit more he looks back at me, cheeks wet from tears.
"Hey, love" I greet him, wiping away some tears from his face.
"Hey, you" he whispers.
"Wanna go watch something? I should have some beers too if you like" I smile "and also some popcorn"
"Sounds great to me" he answers.
I lead him downstairs to the kitchen where I take some beers out of the fridge and start to make popcorn.
"Thank you" I hear him say.
"You don't ne-"
"No" He cuts me off and I turn around to face him "I do need to. For the majority of my life I thought I didn't deserve anything good. I got my club and the band, yes, but I still had that... feeling... when I met you, for a quick moment I thought I deserved it... then I shook my head telling myself how stupid I was for thinking that... but I couldn't help myself, there was this small hope still somewhere inside me. Everytime you smiled at me that hope grew, despite me saying 'no, stop, you don't deserve her'" he speaks slowly, unsure, but confident at the same time, constantly looking at me "when all this happened and you stayed with me at the boathouse I did want to send you away. Because you didn't deserve to be stuck with someone like me" he grabs my hands "and when we started to talk, and I saw how timid and flustered you got I started to think I had a shot, you know. And now... fuck, I'm still not sure if I deserve you... but you make me also believe that I could... deserve you."
I kiss him, moving my hand to his neck to keep him close to me as we kiss.
"You..." I start once we break the kiss "you, Eddie Munson, deserve the world. You hear me?"
He nods, with the sweetest smile I've ever seen.
"Then keep that in mind. I'll constantly remind you If I have to, but keep. That. In mind" I sternly tell him.
"Yes, m'lady" he leans down to kiss me again.
"Now, go turn on the TV and get comfy, I'll be with you in a few" I tell him.
He smirks and walks backwards until he turns to go to the living room.
I take a deep breath, letting the tears fall, but quickly wipe them away. I turn back around to deal with the popcorn then walk to the couch in Eddie's arms.
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