Jedediah: i died and came back as a cowboy. i call that reintarnation
Octavius: is there something we need to discuss?
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Incorrect Lmk One-Liners
Fool me once, I’m gonna kill you
-Nezha
this avocado is so hard you could kill a small child with it.
-Sun Wukong
I’m not clumsy, it’s just the floor hates me.
-Macaque
Horses are nature’s most beautiful chairs.
-MK
Died and came back as a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.
-MK
Bread is basically just flour + yeast + liquid right..?
Gatorade bread.
-MK
Please do not compliment me again. I find it quite unsettling. It is like a hearing a snake sing an aria.
-Macaque to Wukong
I have Influenza B, which stands for Influenza B-tch.
- Sun Wukong, hoarsely
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incorrect quotes prompts (1/?)
taken from this generator & this generator! triggering themes & nsfw topics may be present!
❝ i am very small and i have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress that i'm under. ❞
❝ when i see initials carved into a tree with a heart i think it's so romantic. two lovers on a date ... one of them carrying a knife for some reason. ❞
❝ i'm sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don't know that. neither do i. i have never died even ONCE. nothing has been proven yet. stop making assumptions. it's rude. ❞
❝ hey, quick question. how petty am i allowed to be? ❞
❝ i'm not funny, i'm just really mean and people think i'm joking. ❞
❝ i'm a masochist, not a loser. ❞
❝ i've come to a point in my life where i need a stronger word than fuck. ❞
❝ like, no offense to myself and all, but what the fuck am i actually doing? ❞
❝ i think my guardian angel drinks. ❞
❝ behold, the field in which i grow my fucks! lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren! ❞
❝ i said 'no' to drugs, but they wouldn't listen. ❞
❝ i'm not a morning person. i'm barely even a person. ❞
❝ i'm a nice person, but i'm about to start throwing rocks at people. ❞
❝ well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific. it was because shut up. shut up is why. ❞
❝ i came out here to attack people and i'm honestly having such a good time right now. ❞
❝ i'm the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room. ❞
❝ died and came back as a cowboy, i call that reintarnation. ❞
❝ could you maybe just like ... stab me ... right in the gut. just REALLY twist it in there. 'cause that honestly seems less painful than this conversation. ❞
❝ i'd like to offer you moral support, but i have questionable morals. ❞
❝ i wish i was a cat, but not in a furry kinda way, more like a 'i can sleep all day and hit people with no consequences' kinda way. ❞
❝ my ultimate goal is to punch god in the eye, just to spite him one last time. ❞
❝ i would say i outdid myself, but i'm always this good, so i simply did myself. ❞
❝ i just wanted to say that over the years, i have come to regard you as ... people i met. ❞
❝ i'm usually that person who has no idea what's going on. ❞
❝ you treat an outside would with rubbing alcohol. you treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol. ❞
❝ it's not ugly, just aesthetically challenged. ❞
❝ you'll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but i made a mistake. ❞
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Dean: I died and came back as a cowboy, I call that reintarnation
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Jimmy : Died and came back as a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.
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*Buck, after coming back from his coma and remembering Eddie's last words to him*
Buck: Died and came back as a cowboy.
Buck: I call that reintarnation.
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Soul: Died and came back as a cowboy.
Soul: I call that reintarnation.
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Helen: Died and came back as a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.
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toji: died and came back as a cowboy, i call that reintarnation.
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Arthur: Died and came back as a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.
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cliffjumper: died and came back as a cowboy, call that shit reintarnation
I DIDNT REALIZE THE PUN AT FIRST BUT I CACKLED
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Brad: Died and came back as a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.
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Incorrect ATLA One-liners
Fool me once, I’m gonna kill you
-Mai
this avocado is so hard you could kill a small child with it.
-Toph
I’m not clumsy, it’s just the floor hates me.
-Zuko
Horses are nature’s most beautiful chairs.
-Sokka
Died and came back as a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.
-Sokka
Bread is basically just flour + yeast + liquid right..?
Gatorade bread.
-Sokka
Please do not compliment me again. I find it quite unsettling. It is like a hearing a snake sing an aria.
-Katara to Zuko
I have Influenza B, which stands for Influenza B-tch.
- Toph, hoarsely
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jack: i died and came back as a cowboy. i call that reintarnation.
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Skull: died and came back as a cowboy, I call that reintarnation
Lucy: what the fuck
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