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Soul: {takes out jam}
Mind: [watches him in horror]
Soul: {takes a piece of ham}
Mind: [watches him in horror]
Soul: {puts jam on ham}
Mind: [watches him in horror]
Soul: {opens his mouth}
Mind: [watches him in more horror]
Soul: {commits a sin against nature}
Mind: [terrified]
#chonny jash#submission#cj mind#cj soul#chonnys charming chaos compendium#scariest thing soul can do they've seen#& that's only number 5#hehe ham jam
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Heart, looking at Soul: Why are you making.. blue.. cookies?
Soul: I have to apologize to Mind.
Heart: For what?
Soul: I called him a bitch.
Heart: .. You're leaving something out.
Soul: ... And I threw a bucket of water at him. And ruined his hair.
#chonny jash#submission#cj mind#cj heart#cj soul#now is Mind more mad about getting hit with a bucket or the hair? yes
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Soul: Why would you say microaggressions. Dream big. Call them slurs.
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Soul: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why.
Mind: Only if you also don't ask why.
Mind: (pulls four pristine human skulls out of their bag)
Soul: ...
Soul [grabbing a skull]: ...this one will do.
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Heart: pain and suffering, which are my three middle names,
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Heart: That's punishable by law, and I could get 12 years without parole.
Heart: And 30 years with parole. I don't know if that's true. I just learned what parole is.
Heart: For legal reasons I will not disclose whether that's true or not.
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Soul: Are you alive?
Whole: No, this is my dead corpse, checking in. Gotta keep that content farm!
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Heart, right after he missed: They call me one attempt Andy for a REASON
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Heart: Now, I'm not saying I would, but-
Mind, to Soul: Do you hear her?
Heart: If I had the ability to, I would hit a child with a go kart!
Soul: .. You'd what now?
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Wanted to make a post for a bit about this but tumblr sometimes has an issue with asks & not sending them. I even send myself asks sometimes to remember things & not all always go through. Its very annoying especially when I cant ever know when they happen since you know, im not the one that sent em. Sometimes it even sends them to the wrong blog & I have no way to swap/fix it.
I'm really sorry about the ones that don't make it through!! It annoys the hell outta me that it does this, I really wish they'd fix it ugh
Whole: Y’know, my friends used to call me the Rhythm King in college.
Soul: What do they call you now?
Whole: They don’t call me anything. They just don’t call me.
#i post like 98% of whats submitted#tumblr just fucks it up constantly#sometimes if someone sends an image for a quote it doesn't go through either#they STILL haven't fixed the fact you cannot edit ask that are in the queue#like if i forgot to add in a tag or color the names#sometimes for the headcanons one. i put the wrong number & i cant fix it till its out#i freakin love tumblr#also the fact i still can't delete the queue on the lyric a day blog#its just stuck that way#again i am really really sorry it doesn't go through#i try not to delete anything as most of what's sent is fine#like im pretty sure you haven't sent anything wrong#but tumblr just doesn't. wanna work#might be a mobile thing but i don't own any other device. maybe my tablet might work???#sometimes that lets me actually edit asks so maybe it wont delete things too#ill try that maybe#again very sorry#its tumblrs fault.as per usual#not a quote
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Cop: What are your names?
Heart: Don't tell them, Mind.
Cop [writing]: Mind...
Heart: Dammit
Mind: Nice going, Heart.
Cop: And Heart.
Mind: ...fuck
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Whole: Y’know, my friends used to call me the Rhythm King in college.
Soul: What do they call you now?
Whole: They don’t call me anything. They just don’t call me.
#how does it feel to be the funniest mf right now to me#anon i love you/p#chonny jash#submission#chonnys charming chaos compendium#cj whole#cj soul#i wanna draw him in the crown now#what would this even be#taniel raniel? chaniel janiel?#new au just dropped
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Mind: Yeah, I don’t like people.
Heart: Oh, well now that’s not fair Mind. Have you met all of them?
Mind: I’ve met enough of them. People. What a bunch of bastards!
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Heart: I'll offer you some friendly advice-
Mind: I don't want your advice.
Heart: Well, then consider it unfriendly advice.
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Soul: We tried, we failed, let’s go to sleep.
Mind: …it’s 2pm.
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Heart: Look, Soul, this is the third time this week you had a mental breakdown and it’s Monday.
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Heart: Shoot, even Mind and I have been getting closer. The other day, she gave me half of her sandwich.
Mind: I mistook them for a garbage can.
#submission#WAH!#PRONOUNS BE UPON YE!#also sanders sides quote heheheheheheh#< submitter tags#PRONOUNS DO BE UPON THEE#✨TRANGANDERS YOUR MIND✨
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