Mine was a unicorn and a dolphin.
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Austria: I hate to say ‘I told you so’—
Prussia: No, you don’t. You would marry 'I told you so’ and have a baby with it and buy adjoining burial plots.
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Prussia: I’ve invited you here because I crave the deadliest game...
Belarus, nodding: Knife Monopoly.
Prussia: I was actually going to play Russian roulette, but now I'm really interested in whatever knife Monopoly is.
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America: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...
Canada: You would eat yourself?
America: I wouldn’t even question it.
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Toph: We need to get through this locked door. Zuko, give me your credit card.
Zuko: Uh... Here
Toph, pocketing it: Thanks
Toph: [kicks down the door]
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I'm talking about members of team avatar who are benders. I just added Azula because she is also a powerful bender.
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blutara x that one petermj panel
aka spiderman!zuko au from my ao3 fic the blue spider 🕷️💙
+ fic playlist!
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me too zuko
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Jay: Kai has no survival skills. I’ve discovered his need to win has replaced them.
Nya: That can't be true.
Jay: Watch this.
Jay: Hey Kai, I’ll race you to the bottom of the stairs!
Kai: *Throws himself out a window*
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Kai: Is this about me?
Zane: No.
Kai: Then I've lost interest.
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Kai: *hammers an egg flat on the table with his fist*
Cole: Beat three eggs?
Kai: It means like in hand-to-hand combat.
Jay: Ohhhh-
Zane: All of you get out of this kitchen.
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Jay: I don’t get why we need driver's ed. Driving is just like Mario Kart except slower and you can’t throw blue shells at people.
Lloyd: Please don’t ever drive.
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Jay: Kai is in a very difficult spot. He's not bringing a knife to a gunfight.
Nya:
Jay: He's bringing a spoon.
Nya: *wheezes*
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MK: We’re all in this together. If one of us falls, we all fall. Nobody is expendable on this team.
Red Son: Sounds fake but ok.
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Kai: You know you've made it when you see your picture everywhere you go.
Nya: Those are wanted posters!
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Could you use earthbending to cuff someone, lift them up in the air and drop them?
I am also thinking that firebenders can lightning bend, and our brain has electricity, so if they can manipulate the electricity in our brain, they can cause seizures.
this makes no sense as i type this out, but firebending fucks with my imagination.
everyone thinks about bloodbending, drawing air from the lungs and even earthbending with bones, but the body temperature. what's stopping a firebender from simply heating the core temperature so high that you kill someone through a fever? imagine the assassin potential.
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