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thirdlotusprince3 · 2 days

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Romania: Do you even know what an amulet is?

France: Of course I do! I eat amulets sometimes. I like the ones with cheese and onions!

Romania: France, those are omelettes.

France: Oh. Then I’ve got nothing.

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youroriginalsublimecupcakestuff · 5 months

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Germany : i'm pretty easy going.

Prussia : you once used a ruler to mesure another ruler .

Germany : it was off by Half a centimeter .it never should have been in circulation.

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marsinout · 15 days

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Lithuania: 👀 Poland: His big doleful eyes and violently self-destructive tendencies have captivated me.

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marsinoff · 5 months

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Estonia: You're smiling. What happened? Lithuania: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it? Latvia: Ivan tripped and fell down the stairs today.

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j-ellyfish · 6 months

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Prussia: I sleep in a racing car! Do you? ;) Austria: I sleep in a big bed with my wife. Prussia: Oh ... Yeah.

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iliketothimkimfunny · 1 year

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Watching Mulan China: Do you know what the lesson is? Vietnam: Don't get married. Go to war.

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madam-of-lithuania · 5 months

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[Cw: NSFW]👀

CanLiet incorrect quotes

Them making love

Lithuania: O-OH~MMHHHH~ Mattie it feels so fucking good!

Lithuania: AAAHHHH~MMHHHH MAATTTIEE!

*Mattie is the top and Tolys is the bottom*

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elithegnome · 2 years

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Some randomly generated Hetalia quotes and I think they seem pretty accurate

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thirdlotusprince3 · 2 months

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Germany: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?

Japan: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital

Germany: That wasn’t an ambulance, I drove you.

Japan: but I heard a siren.

Germany: That was Italy screaming.

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youroriginalsublimecupcakestuff · 5 months

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Prussia : " here is my wall of inspirational peoples"

Germany : " Is that a picture of you ? "

Prussia : " I'm Big enough to admit that i'm often impressed by myself."

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marsinout · 4 months

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England: Tell me your deepest fantasy. Germany: 8 to 12 hours of uninterrupted sleep.

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marsinoff · 5 months

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England: I won a new phone in a race. France: Huh? What kind of race lets you win a phone, Arthur? England: A race between the store owner, the cop, and me.

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j-ellyfish · 8 months

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Austria: I have the urge to do something stupid.

Spain: I'm stupid, do me!

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iliketothimkimfunny · 1 year

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Scotland, about PortEng: How did the break-up go? England: Well, I started crying because he gave me some gold. England: And then we made out and spent the night together. England: But this morning, in the cold light of day, I cooked breakfast, and we made out some more. England: ... Wales: Wow, you opposite-of-broke-up with him. Ireland: And then you poisoned him.

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kioneira · 4 months

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Learning about the Polish situation after the partitions is so funny because you learn that after one of the Uprisings when everything from language to culture got banned in the Prussian part of the Annexation, (it got banned everywhere but let's ignore that for a moment) some Germans started to get interested in that because "why is it banned"?

And I just imagine the situation where poor Gilbert is just sitting in his study or just some office space doing paperwork maybe, and teenager Ludwig just comes in and is like:

Ludwig/Germany "I wanna learn Polish"

Gilbert/Prussia "You what now?"

It's the greatest revenge of Feliks.

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