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alone at the edge of the universe, humming a tune… and it’s the hetalia theme song

CAN YOU PLS DRAW 1P ITAPAN?!!

one itapan for u anon <3

Germany: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?

Japan: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital

Germany: That wasn’t an ambulance, I drove you.

Japan: but I heard a siren.

Germany: That was Italy screaming.

💜Considering the international shipping price (we're from Mexico), how much would you pay for two acrylic keychains of your fav Hetalia ship?

💜And most importantly which Hetalia ship is your favorite (s)?

@heta-on-the-books @hetaliahappenings @hetaliacalendar please? 🥺

AWESOME ITAPAN/ITAGER ART COLLAB WITH MY KIDNAPPER SANGWOO @cowboy-robooty (he did the awesome sketch and i colored) (he drew it on my ipad) (we played rhythm ganes at the arcade afterwards) (he beat me to death)

i love one sided itapan thats literally my fucking shit i love that shit i love that shit (the itapan community would kill me for telling the truth)

nyo Itapan hetalia🗿

dazai get it and download tambler!

tgc: dazaikuncombac

Germany is yelling at them in the bg

made something purely out of imagination to test myself

I find the Japanese heta fandom has more interesting names for ships so I decided to find as many as I could.

America x China - Gold Coin Pair

America x Lithuania - Coffee Pair

Austria x Hungary - Peaceful Couple

Austria x Switzerland - Edelweiss Pair

Canada x Cuba - Ice Fondue

Canada x Prussia - Bearbird

China x England - Good Tea Pair

England x America - Tasteless Combination

England x France - Nice Dover

England x Japan - Island-Nation Alliance

France x Austria - Rose and Jewel

Germany x North Italy - Flower Couple

Greece x Japan - Cat Combo

Japan x America - Crooked Combo

Japan x Taiwan - Chrysanthemum and Plum

Japan x North Italy - Salt and Pasta

North Italy x Holy Roman Empire - First Love Pair

Prussia x Austria - Oil and Water Pair

Prussia x Hungary - Chick and Flower

Spain x Belgium - Orange Waffle

gay people

can you impregnate Germany?

WORD OF GOD: you should all know LMV had to draw this three times because he kept forgetting to save. so he really drew 60 itapan children instead of 20. SUPPORT DA TROOPS!

special thanks to @gussygoou @/ssrcherubi (on instagram) for making one itapan child each.

Extra special thanks to @wienertit for making fucking 6 of them

You're So.

PruPan (Prussia x Japan) For the grid

I know who sent this. I can smell your prupan and self-ship wif japan from a mile away **heart eyes emoji** thank you for being the only mf who wants to hear my opinions. anyways so i thought about it and realized actually prussia and japans dynamic is the greatest thing ever. Because see i believe in cuck japan romantically FOREVER. i think japan has like best broship in the platonic dating style (if you experience that shit you know what i mean) with america and like hes emotionally fulfilled from that but also he desperately wants a boyfriend or girlfriend or oysterfriend just anyone to have that shoujo romance and tentacle freak sideways tango with. but the thing is that he literally always fails and is in one-sided crushes Forever and always and its always japan crying to his best bro america about his fail ass love life and america is like lol couldnt be me! but it's fine because he still has his best bro and like yknow... its like how family and friendship is two different things that are both need. like moral orel about the f words (family, faith, friends) but with b. bros, booty, and bazinga... like idubbbz! (as long as you have one of those you won't be lonely). but anyways see i believe japans biggest crush of all is on italy and obviously prussia has his huge ginormous crush on italy too but like i think that actually they are aware of eachothers crushes but dont care because they dont see eachother as threats at all bc theyre like "omg this dude is so cooked he aint even competition lol i feel bad for him" towards eachother.

and i think its actually really funny because see prussia is a desperate motherfucker and honestly not hard to pull at all. like if you have sex with him hes the type who goes "uhmm youre my boyfriend now right?" or if you confess to him hell take your feelings genuinely seriously and think about it and 90% of the time end up saying YES!!! I LIKE YOU TOO!!!!!! and japan is also desperate but he would literally date anybody Except prussia. like it's like how italy will fuck anybody Except Prussia. LIke japan could potentially get together with anybody under the right circumstances except prussia lol even if they were trapped in alkatraz together for 18 years he would never be prussia's prison boyfriend he just doesnt have the capacity to love him. and its really funny because prussia is literally the only mf who has the capacity to feel romantic love towards japan in a twist of horrible fate because japan pissed off cupid in his past life and will never ever fucking win at romance. The only conceivable way is if he asked out prussia but prussia is the only mf he would rather die a virgin with while stranded on an island for 3000 years with than fuck and try to repopulate the planet with yaoi babies. so yeah they compell me a lot in this sense because this is fucking hilarious and amazing and I'd like for them to act pitying to eachother about their crushes on italy bc they're like "mhm mhm yeah you have a chance (lying)" even though they both strapped in the same jigsaw trap lawl. but I dont think i ship them because of what i said above. thank you for sending this though this was some really good shit to think about and i think ill draw them interacting more because this is an incredible discovery.... best discovery since alfred wagner and the tectonic plates !

this would never happen in canon but i find it funny how japan sees his friends doing the gayest shit ever and writes it off as a “western culture thing”