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ratchet, pointing at bumblebee who is lying upside down in vechile mode: WHO FLIPPED HIM
wheeljack:
bulkhead:
arcee:
smokescreen:
ultra magnus:
ratchet: WHO THE FUCK FLIPPED HIM? YOU KNOW HE CANT TURN OVER BY HIMSELF
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nightmares-dw · 9 months
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Incorrect quotes with bumblebee, soundwave and their leaders!
Megatron : Why are your tongues purple?
Soundwave: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Bumblebee: I had a red one.
Megatron : oh.
Megatron :
Megatron : OH.
Optimus:
Optimus: You drank eachothers slushies?
Soundwave: I love you.
Bumblebee: I love you too. I've waited so long to hear you say that.
*Soundwave and Bumblebee kiss passionately*
Optimus, to Megatron : You owe me 20 dollars.
Optimus: You know, Soundwave gives Bumblebee flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too.
Megatron : Okay.
*Later*
Megatron : *gives Bumblebee flowers*
Bumblebee: ???
Megatron : I don't know, I'm confused as well.
Optimus: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!
Megatron : Um...Neat.
*later*
Megatron , lying face down on their bed: I said "Neat," Soundwave. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.
Soundwave, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Megatron . Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Bumblebee confessed their love for me?
Megatron : Didn't you thank them?
Soundwave: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked them.
Megatron : What have you done with Bumblebee?
Soundwave: Nothing. Why, do you think I should?
Bumblebee: Come on, Optimus. Nobody actually believes that Soundwave is in love with me.
Optimus, to The Squad: Raise your hand if you think that Soundwave is helplessly in love with Bumblebee.
*Everyone raises their hand*
Bumblebee: Soundwave, put your hand down.
Bumblebee: Two years ago, I married my best friend.
Bumblebee: Megatron is still mad about it, but me and Soundwave were drunk and thought it was funny.
Bumblebee: Someone take me to art museums and make out with me.
Soundwave: But they said not to touch the masterpieces.
Bumblebee: Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall.
Optimus, on a walkie talkie: This is Optimus, those idiots are fucking around in the East wing again.
Megatron , watching Bumblebee and Soundwave from afar: Two Bros, Chillin in a hot tub. Five feet apart because they think they’re not gay, BUT THEY REALLY ARE-
Megatron : So, how long have you and Bumblebee been together?
Soundwave: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Bumblebee and I are not together. No. No.
Megatron : Really? Sixteen ‘nos’? Really?
Soundwave, about Bumblebee: Can I tell them they look nice?
Optimus: Sure.
Soundwave: Can I tell them I respect them?
Optimus: Maybe, if they ask.
Soundwave: Should I show them an oil painting I made of us surrounded by our three cats and four dogs?
Optimus: …
Optimus: I’d save that for later.
Megatron : That shirt looks great, Bumblebee.
Bumblebee: Thanks.
Megatron : But I bet it would look even better on Soundwave's floor.
Soundwave: Are you hitting on Bumblebee... for me?
Megatron : So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?
Bumblebee: We're chopsticks!
Megatron : Well... that's cute!
Megatron : Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly?
Soundwave: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.
*playing twister*
Optimus: Right hand red.
Soundwave: *ends up on top of Bumblebee*
Bumblebee: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
Optimus: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.
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Most of it makes no sense and is out of character, but i love it
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dipsticktapedeck · 2 years
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thelazyvehicon · 1 year
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Miko, looking disappointed: Where are the MILFs?
Jack, sipping eggnog: Spending time with their kids. It's the holidays.
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autism-autobot · 7 months
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theiceemperor · 1 year
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Ratchet: Harmless? I'm harmless?
Soundwave: Yes. You do not pose a viable threat.
Ratchet: Well, that's just insulting.
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killershark82 · 11 months
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Miko: I’ve connected the two dots
Ratchet: you didn’t connect shit
Miko: I’ve connected them
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technoganicspy · 11 months
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Starscream: I’m a bad person, I’m a very bad person, I’m a horrible person. Everyone: ... Starscream: No you’re not, Starscream! We still love you, Starscream!
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Rodimus: Once I was arrested for being so cool Drift: And then all the charges were dropped because there was no supporting evidence.
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Conversation
optimus: It’s dark in here
raf: Don’t worry dude I got this
raf: *Stomps their feet*
raf: *Skechers light up*
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immiebee · 2 years
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Alliance helping lift some spare parts for Ratchet projects: Here ya go, Ratchet! Where do you want me to put them?
Ratchet, relieved: Over on the work bench is fine. Thank you. Not easy getting old. Wish I was back in my young and cute age.
Alliance, smirking: You are still cute, Ratchet.
Ratchet: *sputtering*
Wheeljack and Optimus peeking around a corner: Oh he’s good….
Ratchet, crosses arms grumbling: So I’m still old that’s what your saying.
Alliance, saunters over: I wouldn’t say old. More like experienced. If I wanted to something cute to train and tame I’d go for the rookie or scout. Personally I’d rather have a temperamental experienced mech who knows what they want and not afraid to take what I give….
Ratchet:
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Wheeljack and Optimus:
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miko: we’re going to practice “things to never say to someone who just came out” let’s begin
starscream: i’m gayer
miko: it’s not a competition
optimus: hi gay, i’m dad
miko: this one might actually be acceptable. a classic
soundwave: this has been so obvious since i started stalking you
miko: don’t imply their closeted sexual identity was apparent to anyone who peered through their bedroom window with binoculars every night
arcee: are you queerbaiting me?
miko: popculture taught you the wrong definition of that word
wheeljack: you still owe me $45
miko: they do, just give them a minute
dreadwing: how do you know?
miko: they got a letter from the Department of Gayness, just like everyone else
cliffjumper: so what’s next for Mr. New Gay Man?
miko: give Mr. New Gay Man a chance to think!
smokescreen: oh! like ellen!
miko: comparing a friend or acquaintance to ellen degeneres at their moment of weakness is about the cruelest thing you could do
knock out: in that outfit?
miko: not everyone has a great a fashion sense as you
ratchet: i knew the second you told me you were gay
miko: as this might be true, there’s no need to repeat it
fowler: would you like to say that again for our campaigns diversity initiative?
miko: come on. at least wait a week before that
silas: our father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name-
miko: please don’t
airachnid: i was planning on coming out in this very moment and you just stole my thunder
miko: just wait a few days and come out another time
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nightmares-dw · 8 months
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Incorrect quotes again, because my motivation to do anything else is dead
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Bumblebee : Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.
Soundwave: Oh. We're going out?
Bumblebee : Wh...
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Soundwave: We’re getting married, bitches!
Bumblebee : And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.
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Bumblebee : I think we should kiss.
Soundwave: And I think you should die but we don’t always get what we want.
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Bumblebee : Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Soundwave: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Bumblebee : But you’re always acting stupid?
Soundwave: ...
Soundwave: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.
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Soundwave: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
Bumblebee : *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
Soundwave: That one. I want that one.
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Bumblebee : There's no way they like me back.
Lightningwave : Soundwave would throw themself in front of a moving car for you.
Bumblebee : Soundwave would throw themself in front of a moving car for fun.
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Bumblebee : Whoa, Soundwave, what’s up with that angry face?
Soundwave: Lightningwave won’t stop talking about how “Ancient Egyptians were furries”.
Lightningwave : But they were! Just looks at all their gods-
Soundwave: Oh my god, SHUT UP!
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Bumblebee : I’m telling you, my family is competent.
Soundwave, rushing in: Bumblebee ! Lightningwave tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now it's broken!
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Soundwave: Due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.
Lightningwave : Did Bumblebee say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'?
Soundwave: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–
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Lightningwave , trying to impress Soundwave: I re-initialized the entire command structure, retaining all programmed abilities but deleting the supplementary preference architecture.
Bumblebee : They turned it off and back on again.
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Aaaand the incorrect quotes generator broke.. im not Joking..
I'll be making a post about lightingwave soon! But Now im on vacation so.. dont expect many posts
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dipsticktapedeck · 2 years
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kawareo · 8 months
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Co-Captaining
Megs' side profile is so fun to draw
Inspired by this post by @cyber-streak-2
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theiceemperor · 1 year
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Ratchet: I'm sorry for being so cranky. Which is my basic personality so it seems stupid to apologize.
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