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nicostiel · 1 year
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#they're married okay
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ryan-corr · 1 year
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 Look into the clear center of this Glass Onion… Miles Bron is an idiot.
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nkp1981 · 11 months
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Daniel Craig: SNL bumper photo
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"Could Benoit Blanc have stopped Light Yagami?" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate
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kenloganroy · 1 year
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GLASS ONION: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY (2022) dir. Rian Johnson
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missamerican-pie · 1 year
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lostrealities0 · 1 year
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everyone is talking about Blanc calling Marta after Glass Onion, but can we imagine him coming home and telling Philip everything.
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"darling, i have just experienced the dumbest case ever. good lord, it was worse then playing clue. goddamn pineapple..."
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stere0typical · 1 year
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One of what, in my opinion, is the funniest reaction to glass onion is people seeing Hugh Grant answer the door and thinking. Ah yes. Benoit Blanc is married to Hugh Grant. Not Hugh Grant's character, but Hugh Grant himself.
And then they are utterly awestruck when in the captions on Netflix he is referred to as "Phillip" and not real life person Hugh Grant
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nicostiel · 1 year
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Glass Onion (2022) + Art
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transpidergwen · 1 year
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Glass Onion boldly asks the question: what if Elon Musk had friends
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freshmoviequotes · 1 year
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Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (2022)
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dykehoratio · 1 year
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sometimes i forget how wild straight people are. i watched glass onion w my whole family and afterwards my sister genuinely seriously confidently called hugh grant his “roomie”
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aughwl · 1 year
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Spoilers for Glass Onion: A knives out mystery:
Holy shit that was a fun movie. It was really well woven together with so many little details and callbacks, every line seemed like it connected to a greater whole. I really liked:
Constant references to someone being killed over something before we know when the murder happens ("Welcome, gang. A few cocktails before I'm murdered.")
The way it seems like the case can be solved as an elegant puzzle, but actually the way to solve it is to smash it into pieces
Benoit Blanc's Columbo act with pretending to not know why he's invited to the island while actually being very aware of what's going on
Miles is Elon Musk
Birdie just constantly doing problematic things out of her own ignorance ("please tell me you did not think sweatshops are where they make sweatpants.")
Why do they contantly mention Miles' tits
Duke Tate got what he deserved tbh
It's really funny how getting someone elected is equated with getting someone a twitch platform
Miles' speech about disruption mirroring the glass-smashing scene where he desperately protects 'that which no one wants to disrupt (The mona lisa)'
Among us
The 'oh god damnit' moment when Blanc sees a knife missing
Benoit Blanc seems to be more mad about Miles' plagiarism than the actual murder
Chekov's pineapple allergy
Derol genuinly never had anything to do with the murder and just smoked weed in the background the whole movie
If the legal system doesn't have your back, you can always just fuck things up like they get away with fucking up your things
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yoongissilver · 1 year
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I've been scrolling through Glass Onion posts for days and I've never seen someone else see Derol as a personification of the pandemic when he carRIES AROUND CORONA BEERS all the time??
He's always like "oh don't mind me, I'm not even here", showing how those rich people on their private islands loved to act like the pandemic isn't real just because in their little rich people world they were able to act like it's all just a figment of others' imagination while people were literally dying
But no, they're not doing anything bad, they're only meeting up with their 'closest friends' (like Birdie's party in the beginning of the movie), they're isolating themselves from the 'general masses' in their huge, luxurious mansions and on their private islands and then make a show of singing Imagine💀
Derol is the ghost of corona floating over everyone's head which those people on this billionaire's little island have the luxury of ignoring
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phierecycled · 1 year
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Stephen Sondheim and Angela Lansbury’s last screen appearance is a scene of them playing Among Us. Sometimes I love this world.
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