Clark: *Laying face down on the floor*
Lois: So Bruce said he liked you?
Clark, muffled: Yeah
Diana: ...and you asked him to marry you?
Clark: Yeah
Lois: Oh shit. How did he react?
Clark: Dunno, I ran before I could scare him even more
*Meanwhile*
Bruce, kicking in the door to the Manor: Kids, Alfred! Holy shit I'm gonna get married!
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Consider: Batman’s identity gets leaked to the press, enough that it’s a popular rumor but not enough for it to be confirmed, and the JL all pitch in to just. Gaslight the shit out of the media.
Superman: Uh, Bruce Wayne? Hasn’t Batman saved that guy a couple of times?
Wonder Woman: I’m unsure if we’re speaking of the same Bruce Wayne. The one who invited me to a gala three weeks ago and got so drunk he tripped into a chocolate fountain? This is the Bruce Wayne you believe to be the Bat?
Green Lantern: Doesn’t Bruce Wayne have like a million kids? And run a business? I don’t know about the rest of the League, but superhero-ing’s a full-time job for me.
Flash: (play dumb) Who’s Batman? (not that dumb-!)
Green Arrow: Why would I want to be on a team with a billionaire?
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AAAAAAHHHHH OH MY GOD I'M LOSING IT I LOVE TRINITY SHENANIGANS
I love that they apparently have regular do normal people things hang outs. That's perfect. Enrichment for everyone!
This is the right response to Batman announcing you're playing trivia.
Awwww love Diana just casually being like "we love you but no. You are insufferable about this."
Ah yep that is exactly how I'd expect Bruce to act about trivia.
I LOVE THIS PANEL. Clark hiding behind the paper with an "oh no" expression. Diana just given up slumped over the table. Bruce's flame eyes and incredible rage. It's perfect.
You're a lying liar that lies Bruce.
LOL love Clark calling his bluff. Get him! And this is going to turn into a "see how much until Bruce snaps" thing.
Diana is loving this opportunity to wage psychological warfare on Bruce.
Love that Diana and Clark are leaning forward at the same angle.
LOL he is so dramatic!
Of course Clark was listening in!
This panel is so gorgeous. I am all for more Trinity shenanigans!
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I present… this.
So, essentially, these are their designs during all of their first story arcs. Pretty self explanatory. I’m thinking of doing a YT video about them some time after Alicia’s finished.
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Metropolis, on average, is likely to have much higher than average rent than Gotham. Reporters, non tv ones esp., don’t get paid that much these days with the gradual decline of print media. Probably lower than average for someone aiming to keep a low profile.
My point is, that rent in metropolis sucks ass and Clark just starting at the daily planet and running off to be superman all the time, is just. having an awful fucking time, because to be superman he can’t have roommates. He probably ends up doing some part time jobs with odd hours to keep his secret.
And most people also don’t know that superman HAS a secret identity in the early days and think he just. full time lives at the north pole.
So when the jla starts, no one KNOWS he has secret identity and Clark isn’t particularly keen on exposing it so he just. keeps coming up with bullshit ass excuses why he is randomly offline sometimes.
FLASH : Hey supes, why weren’t you at the meeting yesterday-
GREEN LANTERN : Got a hot date?
CLARK : I was, uh. Preparing for my hibernation.
AQUAMAN : Your fucking WHAT
MARTIAN MANHUNTER, FULLY AWARE THAT CLARK IS MAKING BULLSHIT UP : Many species do such things-
FLASH : Alien species??
WONDER WOMAN, ASLO AWARE THAT HE’S LYING : Flash, Kal is also an alien, no matter how similar to humans he may look.
WONDER WOMAN : Kal, If there is anything we can do to assist-
CLARK : No, No, No it’s, it’s fine, it’s not a big deal-
BATMAN, AWARE OF HIS SECRET IDENTITY : It IS a big deal, superman. If one of our strongest is to be out of commission for an extended period of time-
CLARK : Oh, I won’t- We, we do it in shifts.
WONDER WOMAN : Is that so, Kal?
CLARK : Yeah, h. haha.
Smash cut to a few years later-
KARA : YOU TOLD THEM WE DO WHAT
CLARK : I PANICKED OK?
Diana and Bruce never let him live this down btw.
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