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I'm sure there's a fic for this, so if you know one please tell me the title and author!
Ranpo being a certain type of oblivious regarding Poe. He doesn't realise Poe has a crush because he's always acted like that. It's not until someone else points out Poe's crush that Ranpo's brain breaks.
So, example. Yosano sighs, saying she feels bad that Poe has an 'unrequited crush.' After examining it, Ranpo isn't sure who she's talking about and she laughs for a moment before telling him that she's referring to him.
And he's like. "No, he's just like that. He's always been like that. He's... he's just like that, that's not special to me. He doesn't like me like that, he's just like that. At most he likes my ability and who wouldn't. But he doesn't like me."
It's then that Ranpo realises he wants Poe to like him like that.
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Could we get a pen and ink cass cain?💖
o7 i referenced this cover:
#thank you for the request!!! it was fun to draw her#cassandra cain#dc#sart#prompts#its just me and my crappy iphone camera against the world
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Danny had origallany moved into this new world filled with hope and optimism. Heck, the city he moved to was named Metropolis for ancients sake and was protected by a colorful man in red underpants. He had rights in this world as a "metahuman" and he didn't need to protect anyone with all these superheros around. It was perfect.
Or so he thought.
It all started when he met and subsequently flirted with a man named Tom Davidson. They clicked almost instantly even while his little brother Damian gave Tom the stink eye. Eventually they had to leave and they happily gave thier farewells. Danny later kicks himself for not getting Toms number.
Damian confronts Tim, asking why he lied and Tim responded that he didn't want to be out as Tim Drake: Gotham Rich Guy and wanted to be normal for a while, which Damian reluctantly accepted. Tim thinks this was more because he didn't want to escalate and get into even more trouble with Bruce. That was how he got stuck with a babysitter in the first place.
"Tom" and Danny meet again a few weeks later outside of a coffee shop and they recognize eachother. Danny waves him over and they drink coffee together and chat. Afterwards Danny asks him out to coffee and they set up a time and date.
Danny didn't think asking his crush out would be this easy.
Tim actually didn't realize he'd been asked out on a date date and is just happy to hang out with someone he shares so many hobbies with.
After weeks of accidental dating, Danny invites Tim out to a fancy restaurant for a date and nothing goes as planned. First, a snobby waitress had tried to give out the table Danny had made reservations for (the one in the most romantic part of the restaurant and thus he had to pay extra) to one of her own friends and thier own date and Danny had ask the manager what was going on which got the manager involved and the girl got fired. She got dragged out yelling about who her daddy was. So already not a good night.
Both Danny and Tim were kinda awkward after that. But wait, there's more! The lady who was supposed to get the table for free thanks to her friend tried going full Karen, much to the horror of her date, who told her off and broke up with her right then and there. Fireworks ensued but Tom and Danny were seated soon after so they didn't get to see the rest. The restaurant did offer to give them complimentary desert as an apology, which was nice.
Danny said something like, "I was expecting dinner, but the show was a surprise!" Which broke the ice and got them laughing and chatting while they waited for thier meals. At some point while eating Tom perked up and said he needed to go to the bathroom and rushed off quickly. Danny thought it was odd, but blamed his paranoia on the fact he used that excuse so much to get away from situations and go play hero.
At first thats what he thought Tom was doing when he didn't come back for a while, so Danny got up and went to the bathroom to confirm his suspicions. Instead of an empty bathroom he saw Tom in there kissing some blond guy.
Danny just turned around and left without making a sound. What fresh soap opera hell was this? He walked up to thier waitress and explained the situation. She quickly got his food boxed up with both his and Toms complimentary deserts (he'll take a victory here no matter how petty) and he paid the bill and gave her a large tip before speedwalking out the door.
He ghosted Tom after that. It was a good thing he never Gave Tom his address he guessed.
He didn't see Tom for almost a month before he ran into him at a farmers market in Gotham accompanied by an elderly man in a sling. Tom introduced the man as Alfred. Alfred was very polite. Danny, however, was not. "Why are you introducing him to me?" He asked bitterly. "We're not friends."
"We're not?!" Tom asked, having the audacity to look shocked.
Danny nearly growled, but didn't want it getting out that he was anything other than perfectly human, so he bit his cheek and turned to walk away. Unfortunately for both Danny and Tom, the latter had grabbed his wrist to keep him from leaving and Danny snapped.
He grabbed the first thing he could, which was a cabbage from a nearby cart. Ignoring the owners shout of "My Cabbages!" He proceeded to absolutely hail down veggie based pain onto the creep that broke his heart. He slapped a fifty into cabbage guys hand before he turned and left in a huff.
By the time Tim recovered he was covered in veggies and bruises and very confused. Tim decided he had a new case: What the heck did I do???
Danny was mad cause he keeps running into his cheating ex. He had agreed to let Lex Corp send him out to Gotham for a few weeks on a business trip in hopes of avoiding the guy but now he's seeing him everywhere.
Angry and tired, he was not pleased to hear shouting and explosions outside his street. He opened his window and saw the Joker fighting the local hero and yelled at them to keep it down. The Joker was momentarily distracted and got his lights punched out by Batman for it.
Danny didn't think anything of the incident after that, just rolling over into bed and falling asleep. Of course the Joker tracks him down and breaks into his hotel room to try and kill him. Which leads to Danny killing the Joker in self defense.
Theres a media crapstorm from this. Danny swears he heard Vicky Vale in his hotels vents but that may have just been him hallucinating. Some super hot guy with biceps that made Danny blush hugged him and thanked him. Hes not really sure what that was about but he was just glad this was over and he could leave this cursed city in a few days.
Then Batman broke in. Danny told him to scram and somehow it turned into a fight. Maybe Batman was trying to intimidate him. Maybe he was genuinely trying to beat up a 19 year old. Whatever the reason he had still broken into a guys hotel room and attacked him...which lead to Danny panicking and using his powers to get Batman off of him...unfortunately he used the wrong power- intangibility- and killed the man instantly. His organs were on the floor, soon followed by Dannys vomit when he saw them.
The bats got the alert of Bruces vitals stopping and went nuts. Danny looked at the corpse and decided now would be a good time to get the heck out of dodge.
Of course Red Hood shows up in his apartment in Metropolis. He sat at Dannys dining table cleaning his gun and asked Danny to take a seat.
Instead of threatening him like Danny expected he began asking questions. Mostly about some "Tim" guy. Eventually everything was cleared up. Danny was mad as a hornet finding out that "Tom Davidson" was actually Tim Drake and that he was 17 instead of 19, and that he was dating that blond guy from the restaurant and claiming he didn't even realize that Danny had asked him out, which Danny called bs on.
Danny felt somewhat sick at learning he had dated a minor, even if it was supposedly only technical and only for a month or so. Danny was 19 and Tim was 17 and Danny didn't think that was okay. Hood waved it off and had him explain the events surrounding the Joker and Batmans break ins and eventually told him that he would deal with the bats but told him to watch his back because the bats were grieving and it was hard to tell what they were going to do.
#dp x dc#fanfiction prompts#prompts#danny phantom#danny fenton#tim drake#red robin#damian wayne#robin#sorry this is crappy but it wouldnt leave me alone#batman#might become dead on main#dead on main#double dead#zombieghost#zomebie ghost#im tired yall
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He was, in fact, naked.
#iwaoi#oiiwa#my art#haikyuu!!#my art is crappy#iwaizumi hajime#oikawa tooru#i'm so sorry#morning wood.... because he's a sunshine#totally did not meant anything else#It was a weird prompt#i drew it anyway
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Prompt fill for @epiclamer prompt fill game! “Okay I know it was literally JUST posted but what about a switcheroo, tall villain and short hero :]'
“Little one,” he hummed, “Come out of your hiding place.” His grin sharpened as he reduced a pine tree into splinters and broken branches. “I won’t bite.”
That was less than reassuring. The protagonist clutched the stolen plans closer to her chest, barely daring to breathe.
The antagonist had sneered when he found the empty case, smiled when the protagonist barrelled out of their hiding place through a window and laughed as she ran into the forest. Equal parts leisurely and methodical, the glint in his eyes riveled the one lining the axe.
“Leave the plans behind. Still time to escape.” the antagonist cut down another tree and the protagonist winced. She curled her body and crawled under a fallen tree, moving as quickly as she dared.
After weeks of preparation, three bribed guards and nine bypassed levels of security, leaving the plans was not an option. Her breath hitched when she saw the electric fence come into view. The buzz in the air meant the antagonist had gotten the power back on before she had predicted. Stomach on the ground, she wiggled into a rotting log. Gross, but effective.
“I know your face.”
She unrolled the plans and winced at another tree crashing through the underbrush. Her eyes flickered over the diagrams, committing as much as she could to memory.
“One of my more impressive talents is my ability to find people,” the antagonist said as casually as having a chat about the weather. “And those they care about.” Another tree fell, skewering the moss below. “Can you really protect everyone?”
No, but that’s a problem for later. She took one last look at the plans, counted to three and crawled out of the log and into plain sight. The sticks hurt her hands and the dust made her cough.
The antagonist grinned, eyes shining through the haze.
“Are these your plans?” She held up the plans in mock surrender. “I thought they were your diary. My bad.”
He twirled his axe. “Giving up that easily is a disappointing end.”
“What can I say?” Her shrug did nothing to hide her tremor. “You make very effective threats.”
“One of my many talents. Drop them on the ground.”
“I’d like to make a deal,” She swallowed dryly. “I give you the plans, you turn off the electric fence for the next ten minutes.”
He raised an eyebrow. “Counteroffer – I put my axe in your knee and take the plans before your first scream is finished.”
“Shame, I was on track to win the ‘Best Legs’ contest at work.” The protagonist slowly backed away.
The antagonist laughed at that, some mirth entering his grin. The tip of the axe rested against the ground. “Alright, have it your way. As soon as my property is back inside, I’ll turn the fence off for ten minutes.”
“…I have your word?” The antagonist was many things, but in their line of work, his word was as close to honourable as you could get.
The antagonist nodded.
Maybe the protagonist would regret this, but she tossed the plans to the antagonist. The antagonist reached up and casually placed the plans on an overarching tree branch – out of the protagonist's reach.
“Thank you for returning my work.” The antagonist’s expression shifted, eyes sharpening and smile hardening.
Welp. “This was nice.” She struggled to keep her voice steady as he matched her backward scramble step for step. “But my team is waiting for me, I really must be going-“
“It was foolish,” his hand slammed into a tree beside her, sending splinters and wood chips flying, “to memorize my property.”
The protagonist’s voice faltered. “We have a deal.”
“And as soon as you’re secured in a cell and the plans are in their case, I’ll cut power for ten minutes. I’m a man of my word.” He levelled the axe at the protagonist, and this close, the bloodstains were clearly visible. “Walk.”
The protagonist’s breath hitched as she turned back towards the imposing building.
“Don’t be upset.” The antagonist said from behind, axe twirling. “Desperation suits you.”
#my writing#writing#prompt#prompt fill#snippet#writing snippet#heroes and villains#hero x villain#protagonist and antagonist#sorry this took so long!#no editing we die like men#sorry for the crappy writing
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Day 24: Shallow
Holding her breath, Harry dips Voldemort’s hand in the warm water, massaging the back of her hand with her thumbs. For all that Lord Voldemort is quite possibly the strongest magic user in all of Britain, her hand feels oddly fragile cradled between her own.
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From @being-luminous’s I will see you body bare
#inktober#inktober2023#hp#harry potter#voldemort#tomarrymort#harrymort#fem!harry#fem!voldemort#my art#fanart#everyone PLEASE pretend this fits the prompt better than it does 💀#was gonna draw the chamber of secrets until I realized too much of the day had gone by to attempt it#I did like four sketches of crappy ideas before I was like “bath……..water….shallow?”#bath water is more shallow than sooooo many other bodies of water. practically a puddle right? right?????#anyway the fic itself is lovely and deserves much more than this 🥲
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@roosmavprompts prompt #4: Northern Lights
#Roosmav#Rooster x Maverick#roosmavprompts#prompt: northern lights#these are optimized for the app and look kind of crappy on the new dashboard#ts4 tgm
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Short prompt: What if Nico was a year older than Percy? When Annabeth, Thalia and Percy went to Westover Hall to look for the Di Angelo siblings and saw Nico checking his Mythomagic cards (even if he's 15 he is still a lovely freak) Percy's first thought was "I want to play with him" and the second was "OMG he is dark and cool" and he got so crushed by teen!Nico. And being the adorable Seaweed Brain idiot he is, the first thing he does is going near Nico and blurts: Hey, I'm Percy. Wanna dance with me? (Remember they were on the school dance) What happens next, I'll let you think~~
Percy was uncomfortable.
But he needed to be here. Grover had found a couple of demigods, siblings, and very powerful. The loud music filled the cheaply decorated gym as he, Annabeth, and Thalia shuffled awkwardly trying to blend in.
Usually, he got expelled before any big balls like homecoming or prom ever took place, and he felt really out of place among the 11-16 year olds just dancing to the music or hanging awkwardly by the punch table.
He really wanted to join that second group, but Grover was panicking, since he only caught sight of the older sibling, a girl that was sipping from her fruit punch and looked like she wanted to run away or go Carrie on the attendees.
"We might find the other one on the dance floor," Annabeth said. Her tone seemed to be hinting at something, but Percy, for the life of him, couldn't think of what.
"You and Grover can do that," Percy said distractedly, then he turned to Thalia, missing his best friend's frown. "Can you stay by the one we found? We don't want two missing demigods."
Thalia looked like she wanted to argue solely because Percy had proposed it, but bit her lip and nodded curtly.
"What about you?" Annabeth asked, looking intensely at him.
"I'll... look by the bleachers," Percy said. Anything to escape this atmosphere.
He ran away before Annabeth could protest, and once he was behind the bleachers almost tripped on a guy wearing tweed sitting on the floor, organizing a deck of cards.
"Is that... Poseidon?"
His father's visage was extremely accurate, as he swung his trident around while atop a chariot pulled by hippocampi.
"One of my favorites," the guy said back. "He gives the best terrain boons if you have the right deck."
Now Percy didn't know what the guy was talking about, but the way his velvety voice said it made his throat dry as if he was tossed in the middle of the desert.
"Oh, cool," was all he could say. The guy looked up and smiled at him. Percy froze. His eyes were dark like an abyss, and his pale complexion almost glowed from the reflection of the gym lights.
"You're also hiding," he stated simply. Percy could only nod. "Me too. My sister is far more social than me. She gave up on making me interact with others long ago."
"Um... I'm Percy, by the way," he said. And because he hadn't proved how lame he truly was yet, he added, "Wanna dance with me?"
The guy looked shocked before looking back at his hand full of cards. With the low lighting it was difficult to tell, but his cheeks may have turned slightly redder.
"Everyone would see..." He said so low it was almost lost to the music. "Do you... maybe want to stay here and... play with me?"
"Okay!" He said stupidly, not even hiding his excitement at sitting close to the guy. "I don't know how to play, though..."
The guy smiled again and beckoned him closer. Percy followed and sat down as if bewitched.
"It's okay, I can teach you," he said kindly, offering him some of the cards. "I'm Nico, by the way."
"Nice to meet you, Nico."
Percy didn't know how much time passed as Nico explained the basics of Mythomagic (apparently it used both cards and figurines?), but he was entranced as this cool, older guy taught him how the game worked and a few tricks to the deck he had lent him.
"Okay, I think you're ready," Nico said finally as he set his deck down. "Let's start."
"Peercy!" Grover's familiar bleats interrupted them. Percy was about to look at him in annoyance when he noticed how panicked he looked. "The girl is... oh, you found Nico."
"You were looking for me?" Nico asked, and Percy remembered why he was here. The demigods. Chronos rising, make sure he didn't have more supporters.
"I... I guess I was," he managed to say. Nico looked bemused. "It's a bit of a long story, you see—"
"There's no time!" Grover interrupted again. "Dr Thorn! He... has Annabeth, and Bianca too! Thalia is going after them, but—"
"My sister?" Nico stood up, worried. "What does that creep want with her?"
"We'll explain later," Percy promised.
Despite being worried for Annabeth, a part of him was also excited. He could finally show Nico that he could be cool, too.
"Right now, we have a rescue to go to."
#Percico#my writing#writing prompt#ask#proscrix#sorry this took so long#had some issues with stuff related to lore#things that this prompt doesn't even touch on#but it mattered to me#Also crappy internet
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Low effort doodle of jure stuck in the tree?
Your wish is my command x'D
Thank you for prompt :3
#fun fact: I had thought about drawing something like this for jay's prompt as well#so getting it nice is amazing xD#my cow is ... questionable x'D#I didn't look up a reference don't mind me xD#silly crappy doodle time#jure maček#joker out#replies#my own art
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the worst thing (<- hyperbolic) about being an overwatch fan is after being abandoned for like 4 yrs before ow2 came out, i had so much time to build on the characters and world in my head, and now that they're back with a new creative team almost every single piece of lore we're getting is directly contradicting all the shit that i made up and convinced myself was canon. stop this madness. PLEASE
#prompted by the kpop mv that came out tonight#like it's cute. and i'm not gonna act like some random product tie-in for a crappy song has Canon Ramifications or anything.#but having brigitte look Cool and Hip and going to a pop concert is so jarring to me.#that girl is on that medieval serf shit. i do not think she could be more out of touch with other women her age if she tried#she's spent her whole adult life traveling around europe being a literal squire 😭#and tracer wouldn't be there either she should be in the mosh pit!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!#overwatch got me fucked up dude i have to take a kpop music video so serious because i'm so starved for content.#everyone else i get though. i thought it was funny that they stuck sombra in with The Kids#because they didn't have enough to round out their little k/da group. so they can charge $50 for a bundle#the skins are not my thing but i haven't liked most of the ow2 skins tbh. even if i wasn't a f2p warrior#kiriko's hat is cute i guess. i don't like that shade of blonde on tracer. whatever
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My dog if she was THE smile dog!!!!
Images used
#cringetober#cringetober 2023#creepypasta#smile dog#art prompt#small artist#j aubrey thumbnail lol#black german shepherd#dog#my dog#scary#horror#i dont really care about creepypasta anyways so yeah this would be the one i rush on and make a crappy photo edit for instead of drawing
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Villains' Night Out
Villain 1: So you fighting any new ones?
Villain 2: Not really. It's a small town. Just the same old cape-wearing wannabes.
Villain 3: Thinking of relocating then?
Villain 2: More like... early retirement. *walks out*
Villain 3: ...
Villain 1: That sucker fell in love, didn't he?
#villain#hero#prompt#story#story prompt#writing#hero x villain#creative writing#it's been a while ugh#i'm back with a crappy prompt#villain x hero
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can you Pls do harley Quinn in #170
give your billionaire namesake hyena buddy a hug!!!
#thank you for the prompt!!#i just think. harley w animals#that iconic comic where she saves a dachshund and gives him a motorcycle ride and his crappy owner a kick in the balls#also ofc bruce the hyena#icons <33#harley quinn#bruce the hyena#dc#terra art
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Taste in Music 🎧✨ (and Men 😏)
Iwaizumi's too stunned to speak.
#iwaoi#oiiwa#my art#haikyuu!!#my art is crappy#And handwriting too#I'm sorry for that huhu#iwaizumi hajime#oikawa tooru#my grammar sucks ughh#Ughhhhh im so sorry#it was a weird prompt#i drew it anyway#ugh im sorry again#Idk if we should thank makki or not#this took me way too long to make than i anticipated
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the baby Sunky preparing his cereal
also guest star : Exlipse (inside the cereal)
#sonic exe#sonic.exe#my art#paint tool sai#digital art#crappy sketch#sunky#sunky.mpeg#sonic.exe oc#exlipse#exlipse sonic#Exe prompts#sonic.exe au
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When the Mandalorian told Grogu about Boba Fett and his armor, Grogu was fascinated. The Jedi did nothing like it. No one inherited the robes of their Master, like Boba Fett inherited his armor from his father and that his father had inherited from his father’s father… Wow that was confusing. Any way, you didn’t get your robes that way. Although, it would have been funny if you did.
Grogu could just imagine Master Yoda wearing the robes of his master, who ever it had been all that time ago. They most likely would have been very much too long and too wide and that belt the Jedi wore would have been doing a lot of work. Grogu began to giggle.
He imagined what Master Luke would have looked like if he had been able to take both Obi-Wan and Yoda’s robes and used them, instead of those awful black pants and shirt he wore, like he wasn’t even a Jedi. Grogu expected that Master Obi-Wan’s robes would have fit Luke just fine. But would he have used Master Yoda’s robes to cover his head? Or as a scarf? Or maybe leg warmers? He went from giggling to laughing out loud.
Din Djarin asked him what was so funny. Grogu tried to convey the thought by drawing a stick figure wearing the wrong robes. Din just looked at the picture and shrugged. Then Grogu tapped the Mandalorian’s gloved hand and started to pull the glove off. Din took the glove off and handed it to Grogu.
Grogu tugged it onto his own hand and then demanded the other one. Din took the other glove off and handed that one to Grogu as well. But the first glove was too big, so too big, that Grogu couldn’t pull the other glove on and his dad had to help him. Then Grogu demonstrated what he meant pointing to the stick figure picture again.
The Mandalorian began to chuckle. Now he understood. He slid one of his vambraces off and offered it to Grogu after deactivating all of the weapons and sensors. The vambrace was almost as tall as Grogu. Grogu tried to put his hand and arm into none the less and they both started laughing.
“Okay, buddy. I understand. Jedi don’t inherit their robes from other Jedi the way that Mandalorian’s gift their armor down the generations. I guess there are practical reasons for that. I’d never considered it before. I was given many different pieces of armor to use until I finished my apprenticeship and then I paid for my armor enhancements and supported the foundlings.”
And there was another thing that Grogu didn’t really understand. He understood that Din Djarin gave beskar to the Armorer to use for the foundlings. For their armor and their food, etc. How had the Jedi done that? Did they get paid by someone? Did they make things?
Was it like Sorgan? Was there a cooperative where Jedi younglings and knights raised some sort of plant or critter and used it to make food and beverages? Like Jedi Temple Ferment? Or Lightsaber Spotchka? Or Jedi Master Jellies and Jams? (Peli had suggested that one when Grogu explained his dilemma to her.)
Din Djarin had laughed when Grogu asked him how he thought the Jedi earned their keep.
“Doesn’t the Force just provide for them?” He had asked grinning under his helmet (those noisy whiskers gave him away).
Grogu didn’t know. Maybe that was how the Jedi had what they needed. Maybe they sold the kyber crystals they located with the aid of the Force. Maybe they were able to grow food because the Force flowed from them to the seeds and that made the plants grow better. Or maybe people who liked the Jedi just gave them the credits they needed to do the work they were charged with doing…
But as a Mandalorian apprentice Grogu wouldn’t have problems like that to worry about. He would do work for his dad and he would get paid for that work and then he could improve his armor or he could get new coveralls. Maybe something with pockets and a zipper. Or even a pair of leg coverings like his dad’s so he would stop tripping every time he tried to walk without using the Force.
That would be nice. Then he could get some Beskar shin guards. He went over to his dad and knocked on the shin guards. Din took that one off and gave it to Grogu to try on. But they couldn’t figure out how to make that work, unless they punched a couple of holes in them and Grogu used it as a hammock. That made him giggle again and his dad just smiled at him.
#calendar prompt a day#the mandalorian#grogu#din djarin#Boba Fett#Sorry about the crappy photo quality
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