#conditioner i used. anyways I'm going. i really have to make something to eat because my mother and I are both hungry.
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I had a really nice day. It was fun working from home. It was also kind of hard because I needed feedback and had questions I will have to wait on. But I got a lot accomplished!
I didn't stay home the whole time though. I would go out at one point. I had a very productive day.
I slept alright last night. James had fallen asleep on the couch for a while and I found it hard to fall asleep knowing they were out there. I would go out and kiss them on the head and they said they were sorry and came back to bed. They didn't do anything to be sorry about, but I told them it was okay anyway.
They were already gone to work when I woke up at 9. I am glad I got to sleep in. This whole week I'm going to get to sleep a little longer and that's just so lovely.
I felt good when I woke up. I stripped the bed and tidied up a bit. And went to get washed up.
I had decided I would listen to an audio book today. Since that would be long and I wouldn't have to change it basically all day. I chose one called "The fungus" from 1990. And it was great. I really liked it. It was an apocalypse story about a mushroom/spores that take over London. It was narrated so well. There were some very very random sex scenes, and it talked about rape 4 separate times. But overall I really enjoyed it! It was nice to finish that all today while I did all my little tasks.
I decided to take a shower and wash my hair. I did not use enough conditioner and felt sort of like a lion all day. Just very fluffy hair. But it was very clean and that was nice. I felt a little greasy last night. So this made me feel better, very clean.
James had made me an omelet that they left in the microwave. And it was a particularly good one. I brought it to my studio along with my laptop to get to work.
I would spent the first couple hours of the day designing a holiday card and a postcard to give to couples who get married at camp. I thought it would be fun to have 'happy holidays' in Blackfoot. Which is what language Puhtok is from. And I was able to find it! It is more a direct translation to have a happy Christmas, but it's close enough and a debated translation. I think it's more about use, and I have literally no idea how to pronounce it. But I think it's so cool that we could use that. I hope the office agrees.
The postcard was also fun but I struggled a lot with the language on it. I made a patch design and I think it's very cute but I am not positive it's correct. Next week I will hopefully get some feedback and make it perfect. James did just tell me that I spelled congratulations wrong. Terrible. It's okay I will fix it later.
Once my laptop was on the verge of dying I would decide it was lunch time, and I would go for a drive. I had a few things I wanted to go do, and would get something to eat while I was out.
It was not as cold out, but it was very windy. Which blew my hair all over and did not help the lion hair accusations. But it was not a bad day to be out in the world.
I drove to Glen Burnie. My GPS took me a very strange way through the city to 95. Which was whatever. There wasnt any traffic and it was a pretty nice drive.
I went to value village first. I continued listening to my audio book. I enjoyed walking around and seeing all the lovely weird things. I had some excellent finds today though. I did put some things back but the trumpet candlesticks were a need. I also got a candle stick wall holder that is so lovely. I got two pairs of shoes. And another dear america book. I also got another one of the glass cups I love. I used to have more but I only have one now!! So now I have a second one again. And for $2 instead of the $20 they normally cost. Amazing.
I would pay at the self checkout after walking through the store a few times. Even though it had lights on the lady was super when I needed help when it acted wrong. "I didn't want you to use that one!!" Well then why was the light on?? And you didn't say anything. Whatever. I checked out and headed to tacobell.
It was surprisingly busy. A whole construction crew ordering at the counter. I ordered at the kiosk and had barely any wait. It was very strange.
I was all of a sudden overheated and not having a good time. I had to open the windows while I ate my lunch in the car. But once I cooled down I would feel better and be okay. Even if I had to put the AC on high in the car for a few minutes.
Target was more money then I expected. But I had fun and stuck to my list pretty well. I was very excited about the cookie/truffle tins. They light up!! It's a decoration and a snack! I was very excited for the skirt, which I thought was $10 but was actually $4! I got some hair cream. For the lion hair. And then I was done. And it was time to go home.
It was a fine drive home even if people were dumb and were being bad about merging. But I made it home in one piece.
When I got inside I took some haul pictures to show Jess what I got. And took all the tags off and put things away. And then it was back to work.
I would work on my laptop on the schedule for camp until almost 6pm. This was rough. I went through the whole schedule 3 times. I got some of it sorted. I made a lot of mistakes. I accidentally doubled things up. But I think Im at least going in the right direction even if I don't have it done yet. It was really tough to think I had it, after 3 rounds of typing everything out, and realizing it wasn't correct m it was kind of upsetting. But I need someone else who understands the schedule to give me some answers about who goes tubing and canoeing and how many lifeguards we might have. And it is just a larger task then I think I thought. And I already knew it would be hard!
I still enjoyed my book though. James would come home while I was still working. And we chatted while I worked and they helped me go over the schedule and we thought it was correct and then when I realized it wasn't I had someone to be sad with while I called it a day.
James warmed up leftovers for us. And they went to their room to play DND with friends. And I started reading another book.
Actually reading this time and not listening. I got a copy of "ballad of songbirds and snakes" and read the first 3 chapters and it's great so far. I loved the hunger game series when it came out and I'm excited that I finally am interested in reading the prequel. So then I can watch the movie.
I would take a quick shower. And get changed. I hung out in my studio for a bit. Changing out my piercings. Feeling annoyed with my second hole in my ear. I don't have any good rings for it right now, they are all broken or missing parts. I have some earrings I can wear but I am not thrilled with them right now.
I grilled my bangs and moisturized my face. And now me and James are in bed.
And tomorrow is Thanksgiving. We are going to the Chang's and I am looking forward to that. But during the day I hope to read and do some sewing. I usually hate holidays because it's so much waiting and then I can't function. But I have decided that I am doing these two things so I can't be upset about waiting all day.
And I can just be thankful for my husband and my family.
I am also thankful for you reading this. I love you. Goodnight everyone.
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Teaching starts back in a week and this is what I learned and did during my summer of being absolutely positively broke.
♦️Snacking is for rich ppl. If you have to do it, eat saltiness.
♦️(this is going to have to change once I get back into the classroom because of my blood sugar issues. When I'm going non-stop I have to have something to eat or else I will crash and for that I have found coated peanuts at Dollar Tree)
♦️Speaking of Dollar Tree that is now where I buy at least 80% of my groceries: Cleaning products, cooking utensils, shampoo/personal care, cat treats, granola bars, canned vegetables, mac and cheese, and condiments.
♦️No more Starbucks coffee, it is Folgers and no more K-Cups I have the reusable plastic ones that you put the coffee in yourself and then wash clean. Doing this it cost me 15 cents/ cup.
♦️ cat food and hamburger meat I buy in bulk.
♦️ cheaper than Hamburger Helper is frying the hamburger meat with your own seasonings and adding it to boxed mac and cheese.
♦️No more paper plates or bowls. I am biting the bullet and doing dishes.
♦️I've had to break myself of the habit of thinking I deserve treats when I get paid. A $20 purchase at Amazon or a couple of trips to the coffee shop for $4 iced coffees = what I could have spent for gas or for groceries.
♦️I deleted my Sonic and McDonald's apps because it was too tempting, along with my Amazon app.
♦️Thanks to a friend of mine in Australia who is on public assistance but still went to the trouble of ordering me food, I am stocked up on six cans of refried beans and several packages of tortillas and that is what I will be using for lunch the first month back at school.
♦️In order for us to go to the Poison/ Motley Crue/Def Lep/Joan Jett show in San Antonio I am attempting to cash in my Choice Rewards points to get a breakfast gift card a dinner gift card and a gas gift card plus I am renewing my loan.
♦️I'm probably going to skip two payments to PayPal credit and see what happens. When I paid them off the first time I owed about $400 and they were charging me $40 a month which was fine. But once I paid them off I don't know what happened. I charged it up again & now I owe $400 again and yet they are charging me $88 a month.
♦️Despite it being 102 outside I try to only run the air conditioner when my husband is home because he works in a place that does not have air conditioning at all and he comes home extremely overheated. I figure I can tough it out with all the doors and windows open and in a week I will be back to working under the air conditioning anyway.
♦️ I use my debit card to do the laundry because if I take money out of my account I usually get more than I need and use the extra to get food or drinks while I'm doing laundry or keep the extra change for tips when I go to Sonic.
♦️ speaking of Sonic breaking myself of the habit of getting something to drink while I am out because of the heat is really really hard. I'm stalked on water because I use a water filter and just continuously refill the bottles I have. But there are times when I get so sick of water I just cannot drink anymore. I've bought the drink powders and most of them are really too sweet. I tried making my own tea a gallon at a time with tea bags and that turned out terribly.
Right now I'm getting the cheapest tea I can by the gallon and keeping it in the refrigerator and then taking it with me.
♦️ unless I'm going out of town I don't fill up on gas. I only put $9 in at a time. This town is so small and I make sure I don't go out unless I absolutely need to so $9 will usually last 2 to 3 weeks.
I am really hoping that these measures will keep me from being overdrawn $500 a month like I have been the last 2 months.
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God it really is like. I know that wanting to abandon your life and everyone you know to run away somewhere is on some level a form of suicidal ideation. And I know I've been passively suicidal for. Most of my life. And am currently much more actively suicidal recently (not actionably, don't worry). But like. It really would just. It would be so good. To just. Not have to worry about hearing all the ways I disappoint the people around me, expressed verbally - explicitly - or otherwise. To not have to deal with not being allowed to own anything while everybody else gets that right. (If I buy food for me then I'm being selfish but also if I happen to use the last of something for the house - especially when I've only had it just the once - then I'm still the problem. Not helping my eating disorder, to say the least. And toiletries! I have never had a razor that didn't get used by someone else despite my best efforts. I used to keep my razor with my tooth brush because it was the only place I knew the worst person about this wouldn't grab it from - aside from my room, in which case I'm extremely liable to forget it when I go to shower. My shampoo/conditioner/bodywash! It's expensive! I bought it for me! I should not be smelling it when someone else gets out the shower! And the amount of times people will just. Open my door. With barely half a knock and no waiting for an answer. . .) To not feel like I'm being judged for literally wanting to just. Go do anything. (There's a Ghibli event going on with certain theaters over the next couple of months and I want to go catch a couple of them but I'm not fucking telling anybody about it.)
I want to be able to meet and talk to people that don't tell me to stop talking about the shit that I care about because they're tired of hearing it. People who are just as enthusiastic about the things that I love as I am! People who don't just tell me they don't care when I want to share something I love with them! People who try for me!! I don't have that here! And I can't have that here because where I am and who I'm with are killing me. I can't talk about legitimate medical concerns I'm having because the symptoms are things that are easy to write off as 'excuses'. I am concerned about my fatigue! I am concerned about my stomach issues - which are also not helping my fucking eating disorder, which I also can't fucking bring up because how could I have an eating disorder when I'm still fat? I don't even remember what it was I was concerned about at the time but I was literally called a hypochondriac because I was bringing up a legitimate concern I had. By my own fucking mother. I can't talk about any of this or how any of it makes me feel because every time I try I'm dismissed and dismissed and dismissed and fucking dismissed. Because I get emotional and that makes me talk loud and 'why are you yelling I'm not going to listen to you if you yell' and you don't fucking listen to me anyway so what's the point! What is the point! What is the point! What is the fucking point of it!
So yeah. Wanting a, sudden, dramatic escape from my current life that leaves no trace of me is, I guess, technically suicidal ideation. And I am currently massively suicidal. But I just want to. Live. I want to live. And I want to be happy and I want to live.
#the dork is being a dork#tw suicidal ideation#tw suicide#tw eating disorder#etc etc#like i said i'm not planning on doing anything#i don't need anybody worrying about that#i just#i needed to get this out#i need it somewhere i know that people who would use this as ways i'm hurting THEM won't be able to see it*#but i need it to be out#(*i've joked to myself before that one of the reasons i can't kill myself is because i know my mother will make it about herself)#('how could [they] do this to ME' kinda shit)#(and she doesn't get to fucking do that)#(spite is maybe not the healthiest reason to stay alive but it is a good one in terms of it's effectiveness i suppose)#(if a little annoying)
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— sakusa relationship hcs
gn!reader | Also happy birthday to sakusa kiyoomi !!!! WOO!!!!!! WOO
if you wear glasses and fall asleep with them on he makes sure to take them off for you
pouts a little when you beat him at a game but denies it
always waits for you to come home if you're out late. ignores you when you say not to wait up,, what if you need a ride? if something bad happens? he needs to be there
smiles and waves at you when he spots you in the crowd
finds it very relaxing if you take a bath together
loves when you play with his hair/massage his scalp
if people invite kiyoomi to a big event there's a good chance that if he comes it's with you. he sticks with you the entire night
places himself in between you and strangers on the bus or wherever else
if someone cuts you off during a conversation kiyoomi gets annoyed even if you aren't. he'll tell them off but his eyes soften when he turns and tells you to continue
his grocery lists have specific notes for things to get you with little stars next to them
you made him pinky promise one time and he was like "are you serious?" but took it seriously anyway. he continues to take them seriously to this day
a little bit of a classic romantic. bought you flowers for your first date and made sure to open every door for you
^ (lightheartedly) fought you on who'd pay for dinner
will bring you snacks and water while you're working, lingering a few seconds to make sure you're alright
softie sakusa who, when you greet him as he comes home, pulls down his mask just to kiss you on the head and finally relaxes as you hug him (╯︵╰,)
yes he kills or takes out bugs for you
forehead flicker. not super hard but he might do it to get your attention or if you're teasing him
sakusa's on an away game that means you're in different time zones? he leaves voice messages for you to wake up to telling you about his day. his voice is sooo. it's so soft . and he listens to yours or reads your texts to wind down
lets you play music you want while you guys do chores
he's quiet with the way he loves but it's in everything he does . he overhears you mention you're running low on shampoo and conditioner and gets some for you. he makes sure you get your favourite side of the bed when you're travelling together. he makes your favourite meal when he knows you've been working hard lately. he pulls a blanket over the both of you when you fall asleep while watching a movie . you get it
his teammates have used you against him when he's been working too hard. they straight up ask "do you want us to tell your partner you're overworking again?" and he freezes
other teams find him a little intimidating . then he smiles when you run up to him and they ?????
every time he makes you laugh he considers it a Success. he may or may not be a little more talkative with you around
i'm really not sorry when i say softie sakusa is the best thing ever. you want to spend money on something that isn't exactly Useful like a little snail soap dispensers? Allowed. Welcomed. even name it if you'd like. "did you refill your snail" "What's His Name Omi?" "...." "...." "did you refill snoapy" "no. i will now"
if you struggle with being honest sometimes because you don't want to hurt someone's feelings or you're afraid of confrontation sakusa is your guy! he may not Do it For you but he'll help you figure out what to say and remind you it's for the best
one of the best people to go to for advice and logic. which, you know, may not be your goal at first when you want to just vent. but whenever you're ready to tackle the problem on he's there
^ not to say he doesn't let you vent though. he gets that people/things can be frustrating
he's aware that he's more honest/blunt than other people. i do think he'd be with somebody who can handle or appreciate that, but if he ever oversteps he apologizes and tries to word his thoughts better
if you get sick he makes sure you stay rested, eat well, stay hydrated,, you get it. he might not be cuddling and kissing your face but he cares a lot :[ thinking about waking up to sakusa sleeping near you to make sure you're alright o(-(
never really one to do something extravagant for his birthdays, all he really needs is to wake up next to you and he knows he'll have a good one. if you want to buy a little cake or order his favourite meal he won't complain.
^ never knows what to do while people sing happy birthday. it's awkward you know. if you're celebrating with close friends he sits and fiddles with your fingers next to him while you hold his hand. if it's just the two of you he breathes out a laugh but thanks you :(
#haikyuu#sakusa x reader#sakusa kiyoomi#sakusa headcanons#sakusa fluff#haikyuu fluff#another birthday boy...#what a fantastic day fr#q
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Matt X Reader
Fluff.... ish
Trigger warning: depression.
You're depressed.
You layed in your room, on the floor, in complete darkness.
Your head ached as much as your eyes did. Your body ached from being misused. You had body odor from not showering in a few days. Your hair is matted from not being brushed.
You hated this.
You just wanted to be happy and love yourself.
Like Matt.
He was basically perfect. He loved himself. He took care of his body. He was usually happy, and outgoing. He didn't stink or have messy hair.
Your thoughts were interrupted with someone knocking on the door, "Hey, Y/N, Edd said dinner is ready."
It was Tom. He opened your door, and switched your light on. Pain flooded your eyes from the sudden brightness.
"You need to eat something."
You turned to look at him, "I know. I'll be down in a sec."
And with that, Tom was gone and your door was shut again.
You sighed before getting off the floor. You clipped your nasty hair in a bun and put on a yellow sweater before making your way to the kitchen.
Everyone was sat around the table, eating dinner.
"Welcome, Y/N! I made you a plate!" Edd greeted and pointed to an empty chair.
You weren't going to lie, the food did smell great and made your mouth water. But could you keep it down is the question.
You sat between Tord and Matt. Tord was gnawing on some meat, and Matt was eating some fruit.
Matt's mirror was sitting between you and him, facing up. You could see some of your reflection, and you hated it. You didn't want to see what you looked like.
You ignored it and started eating. You ate a few bites of everything, and stopping when you got to the fruit. You were debating on eating it.
"Aw, come on, Y/N! Fruit gives you vitamins and helps your skin!" Matt took another bite of his fruit.
You weakly smiled and took a bite, eating every last bit of fruit for Matt.
You finished your dinner and decided that you were going to take a shower tonight. Not a bath, a shower. And maybe a warm shower.
You grabbed a couple of towels and made your way to the bathroom. No need to grab clothes; the guys have saw you in just a towel plenty of times.
You placed your towels on the sink and sat on the toilet to start taking your clothes off.
You slowly stripped off articles of clothing, now out of the mood for a shower.
You sighed and put your clothes back on, walking out of the bathroom.
You looked to the floor, walking back to yourbedroom, lost in thought. That is, until you bumped into something.
Or someone.
You quickly looked up to start apologizing, but before you could you were hit with a, "Oh, hi, Y/N! I thought you were taking a shower?"
"Oh, um. I changed my mind, I guess. Sorry for bumping into you, Matt."
Matt stood silent for a moment.
"Let's go, Y/N."
He took you by the hand and led you back to the bathroom.
"W-What are we doing?" You questioned.
Matt smiled at you, "Taking a shower, of course!"
Matt took his shirt off and unbuttoned his pants before stopping to turn on the water.
You stood there, very confused, beginning to feel tired.
"Are you getting undressed?" Matt turned to you.
You blinked, "Why? Why are we doing this?"
Matt smiled before coming to place his hands on your shoulders, "Because I know you need it. I know how you've been feeling lately, and I want to help you."
Oh.
Wait.
"Are you saying that I stink?" You deadpanned.
"That too. Now take your clothes off, Y/N"
Matt started sliding his pants down his legs.
You slowly pulled your shirt over your head. You felt embarrassed for showing your body. You know Matt doesnt mean anything sexual with this, but you can't help but feel like it somehow is. I mean, he IS seeing your greatest assets.
You slid your shorts down your legs, leaving you only in your bra and panties.
Matt was already butt naked and in the shower. It's like he didn't care if you saw him.
You stood there, hesitant to take off your bra.
Matt poked his head from the curtain, "Are you coming, or do I need to help you?"
His hair was wet and slicked down. He already had soap in it, hinting the suds and bubbles.
You nodded and took a deep breath and unclipped your bra. Matt went back under the water to rinse.
Your bra dropped to the floor, along with your panties. You took the clip from your bun, letting your messy and dirty hair fall.
You took slow steps to the shower, and finally stepped in.
"Glad you could join me!"
You smiled, completely embarrassed, and raised your arms to cover your breasts.
"Oh, it's okay, Y/N. I don't really care, as you can probably tell already." Matt assured you.
He gently grabbed you by your shoulders and switched your positions. Now you were under the water. It was warm.
Your back was facing Matt, so you let down your arms. You let the hot water beat against your chest and slide down your stomach.
"I'm about to turn you back around, by the way," Matt warned.
You put your arms back up, and turned around yourself. Matt smiled at that.
He gently leaned your head into the water, getting your hair wet. Then he grabbed a shampoo bottle and squeezed a good proportion into his hand before working it into your hair.
He used his fingertips to massage your scalp, and it felt good. It felt good to be taken care of like this. It felt good to be with Matt.
He rinsed your hair and put conditioner in it, "Okay, let's wash our bodies. This needs to sit for a few minutes anyways."
You nodded, grabbing your loofah and putting a rose scented body wash on it. You started to wash yourself, not caring if Matt saw your body parts anymore. He didn't seem to care anyways, he was in his own paradise with washing his own body.
You let Matt wash the bubbles off himself first, then you washed yourself off.
Matt gently washed the conditioner out of your hair, continuing to massage your scalp.
After you were both clean, you shut the water off. Matt hopped out and grabbed your towel to hand it to you, and used his to dry himself off.
You wiped the water off your face, torso, basically every part of your body, before wrapping the towel around your body and stepping out of the shower.
Matt had already dried himself off and had his towel wrapped around his waist.
Matt offered you his hand, which you took. You don't know why, but you didn't want to argue. You were too tired for it.
Matt dragged you to his bedroom, and sat you on his bed. He gave you one of his outfits to change into, and then he sat you back down.
He went to his desk and started to dig around for something. You watched him patiently as he pulled out a hair brush.
"Matt, please don't brush my hair..." you whined.
Your hair was an absolute mess still.
"Oh, I'm brushing your hair, Y/N. It needs it."
And before you could speak again, Matt shushed you and sat behind you.
He started to gently untangle and brush your hair. It didn't hurt as much as you thought it would. It actually felt nice.
You closed your eyes and let Matt do his work. You liked that he was being gentle. Everything he did was gentle towards you. You liked it.
You started to lean back onto him, too tired to pick yourself back up. Your body was exhausted.
You felt Matt set the hairbrush aside, and he embraced you.
You smiled as you fell asleep on him.
A real smile.
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Anger Management | fic teaser
a/n: I am loving kickboxing lately and naturally the most random of things inspire me...like an enemies to lovers smutfic where Dany punches Jon on accident. I have NOT punched anyone in the face in my workouts but I did punch a handsy pervert kid when I was in middle school. Anyway, this fic will have SMUT, an angry Dany, mysterious snarky Jon, Dadvos, and BFF Missandei who has butterflies on her gloves. Also weird Rhaegar makes an appearance. I love that weirdo. 😂
"Ready?"
"Ready," Dany said, jumping up and down in place, patting her fists together. She grinned at Davos. "So? Who am I kicking the shit out of?"
He sighed. "So much for teaching you to channel your anger, to control your emotions."
"Everyone always wants women to control their emotions, but men can get away with anything."
"I am not touching that one."
It was true. Not that her eldest brother had any emotions, but if Rhaegar got angry in court it was "passionate" and if she got angry in court it was "shrill." Although Dany did have to admit, spending every other day in Davos's gym for about an hour and a half was really helping with her anger, frustration, and general stress levels. She discovered she was sleeping better, eating better, and even Rhaegar commented on her "distinct calm" in the partner meeting that morning.
It was because she knew that tonight she'd be able to actually mess with someone else. She liked kickboxing. Missandei preferred to just stay punching the bag and then let Grey try to teach her some of the staff-work, but Dany was eager to try out her moves with someone else. It was the competitive streak inside of her, coming from growing up with one brother as her sort-of father and the other as an annoying twit who pulled on her braids and terrorized her. She always had to outshine them.
Now she wanted to outshine this. She had mastered the punching bag, now she wanted to try with someone else. Even if it wasn't quite 'boxing.' Davos said as much as she thought she wanted to truly 'box', there was no way he was going to risk it. "I'm not delicate!" she'd shouted.
"Oh I know you aren't, I'm scared for the men."
Today, she'd carved out exactly ninety minutes to get through this before she had to be back at work to go over briefs and prepare her statement for Rakharo's hearing the following day. She'd managed to get it reverted back to juvenile court, which infuriated Tyrion, but it made her day. She'd be before the juvenile court judge, all of whom she knew and they were mostly softies who believed in second chances, as they should. Plus, the juvenile prosecutors were usually fresh out of law school and she could walk all over them.
Missandei was still waiting on their source at the courthouse to tell them who the judge would be. Dany hoped it was Brienne Tarth. They were going up against Edd Tollet as the prosecutor and as a former juvie himself, he tended to always give benefit of the doubt. It would be Rakharo's day in court and she was looking forward to winning and getting him free. Then straight into a relative's home and back to school, learning from his mistakes.
She climbed up into the ring, bouncing around in place, liking the feel of it. It was fun. "You have a trampoline? I could do this all day," she commented, hopping around.
"I’m sure the lads would like that."
Dany glanced at some young rugby players from the high school who were doing weight training, their mouths on the floor as she jumped. She glanced at her chest; she didn't have a huge one, but it wasn’t bad. The sports bra was keeping her in place, but boys, ugh. She rolled her eyes, knocking fists together. "Okay, get in here old man."
"I have to help Gendry, he's got a bunch of new kids coming in for the session of Faceless training."
"We're teaching children how to move like assassins? That sounds dangerous."
Davos's eyebrows lifted, agreeing. "Don't I know it. He never should have recruited at the playground, tons of parents want their kids to be involved, but I don't know what they think." He smirked. "You'll be training with one of my favorites today. Jonny boy!"
Dany wondered who Jonny was, she didn't recognize the name. She glanced over and saw movement from the back office, shocked at the sight of the hot man she'd taken to calling 'White Wolf' because she noticed that there was a white wolf on his black boxing gloves and he sometimes wore a black t-shirt with a white wolf head on the front, no other insignia. Missandei wasn't giving up info if she knew him, Grey was silent as ever, and most of the time he wasn't in the gym at the same time as her. When he was, he was busy and so was she, their paths never crossing.
He was kind of mythical, she'd decided, preferring to look at him from afar. He might ruin the illusion if she heard him speak more or learned that he was a pig like her previous two serious boyfriends.
"Jonny?" she echoed.
"Just Jon," he said, accent rough. It was like Arya's, Gendry's girlfriend, who was from the North. He climbed into the ring. He wore a t-shirt over black sweats, feet bare, and his hands were bare too.
"We bare knuckling it?" she asked. That seemed a little crazy.
"Don't do that stuff here, this isn't the 1800s."
Jon picked up two pads from the corner, slipping them over his hands. He held them up, smirking. "Let's see how you do with someone moving your target."
"What?"
"Gotta walk before you can run, lass."
She wrinkled her nose. Fine. She shrugged, rolling her head on her neck. Today's outfit was an all red ensemble, her braids hanging down her back from their elaborate up-do at her crown. "Let's do this then."
Jon smiled; he had a nice smile, she'd give him that too. It was entirely unfair how attractive he was. Probably has an empty skull, all the brains knocked out from boxing, she figured. She noted that he had a couple scars on his face; he had some more on his chest too, when she caught him without a shirt. He also had a tattoo along his shoulder and onto his chest. More wolves and what she thought might have been red leaves of some sort. There was a tattoo on his inner wrist, which she caught sight of now, standing close to him.
Duty
She darted her gaze to his other wrist. There was another word there. Love. She nodded to them. "Your fists are named love and duty?"
"Something like that." He smiled again, flash of white against his dark beard. His curls were half-back from his face in a knot. He also had gray eyes. They looked practically black in the dim light around them. An air conditioner vent blasted down on them, sending a chill through Dany's spine.
Or perhaps it was the wafting scent of spearmint, faintest cigarette ash, and...woodsy pine? She wasn't sure, coming from the man she now stood about a foot in front of. He was built, but not obscenely so, not like her ex-boyfriend Drogo, who spent more time preening before the mirror inspecting his muscles than using them. Her lips twitched, lifting her fists. "What do you got White Wolf?"
Davos heard that, whistling low under his breath. "My, my Jonny, she truly has your number."
Just Jon smirked, holding up the pads, squaring off. "Let's go Dragon Queen."
She flung out her fist, connecting so hard with his right pad that he stepped back, eyes widening, surprised. She grinned.
"Dracarys."
#jonerys#jonerys au#my moodboards#jonerys fanfic#when my stress reliever inspires fic#and you live in the enemies to lovers aesthetic#fic tease
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date scenarios w/ yamaguchi tadashi
i just love him a lot, oki? this post is dedicated to him and him only and yes, i'm back, kinda sorta maybe probably
this is for all the fellow yamaguchi simps out there mwah
also this is gn! reader insert uwu
okay so, yamaguchi has so many ideas for dates before he even asked you out
he likes to make a lot of scenarios in his head because he's a hopeless romantic
honestly, same
but he's not so hopeless anymore because you like him too
onto the dates
festival date
this would probably be the first date that yamaguchi would choose
he'll get really giddy and excited cus he can't wait to see you all dressed up and stuff
it'll be crowded which will be a really good excuse to hold hands
he almost faints from the idea of skinship
+ a lot of stalls and a bunch of stuff yamaguchi could buy for you
++ fireworks!!
"(y/n)? (y/n), where are you?" yamaguchi calls out for you, trying to find you in the sea of strangers. he sees a familiar mop of hair and finally sees you. he grabs your arm and leads you away from the crowd and to a quieter place.
you look at the freckled boy and at his hand which was still holding onto your arm. yamaguchi notices and lets go of your hand, bowing his head profusely. "i-i'm sorry, i, uh, did that on... instinct."
"i... i don't mind." you say and yamaguchi looks at you in shock, the good kind of shock. he smiles and slowly takes your hand in his, quite shakily, "is this okay, then?" you chuckle and nod.
yamaguchi smiles proudly and leads you to the next stall, talking about the cute teddy bear he saw that he could win for you.
dinner date
really common, cliché, but really good for conversations, yamaguchi would avoid this for a first date
why? because he's awkward as hell and words just dont come out of his mouth when he's around you
he'd choose this as the 3rd or 4th date, when he knows you're comfortable with him
he'd choose a pretty modern restaurant (because fries) but he'd be careful not to choose something too popular or fancy
he just wants to have a good time with you, listen and talk with you, all the lovey dovey stuff
"yamaguchi?" you look at the freckled boy in front of you, who seems to be sweating despite the air conditioners being at full blast.
"i'm sorry, (y/n). it's just... i really can't process all of this at once. i mean, how? how'd i get so lucky?" yamaguchi explains, avoiding eye contact with you as his face heats up with every second that passes by.
you laugh softly at the sight, wondering how it was possible for someone to look even more adorable than usual. you place your hand on top of his and rub assuring circles on his palm.
"tadashi,"—yamaguchi perks up from the use of his given name—"all the dates we've been on have been great. tonight isn't an exception. just being with you is great, dashi." you smile at him, and the freckled boy swears he'll faint at that moment.
"yeah... being with you is great— amazing, actually. i'm— i'm really happy." yamaguchi smiles at you, with a really genuine smile.
zoo date
yesss!!! animals!!!!
yamaguchi would probably only take you to the zoo once in a blue moon
and when he does take you there, he's in it for a ride
because you freaking love animals and you love feeding them and taking pictures of them and you just like the zoo because it's fun
(also you get to hold turtles for a little bit)
you and yamaguchi both agree that the giraffes look like tsukki
yes tsukki wants to oust the both of you from existence when you point that out
"dashi! dashiiii! look at the red pandas! i've only ever seen one in pictures! they look so cute- dashi look it's eating!" you excitedly tug at your boyfriend's sleeves, a little too harshly, but yamaguchi doesn't mind since he gets to see you smile like that.
"oh my kami-sama, look at that one sleeping... it's so cute." you quickly take out your phone and take a picture of the creature. yamaguchi chuckles, "anything they do, you'll find it cute, (y/n)."
you pout at that but shrug after because it is true. yamaguchi doesn't bother looking at the red pandas since he was too distracted by you looking so excited and happy. sneakily, he takes a picture while you're entranced, and smiles to himself.
"dashiii!!! they're letting people feed the giraffes, come on let's make fun of tsukishima!!"
damn, he really is lucky.
sleepover date
shut up i dont know what else to name this
okay so yams is reaaaaallly nervous about this date because
1) you're going to his house
2) you're going to be sleeping in his bedroom
coolcoolcoolnodoubtnodoubtnodoubt
*insert really awkward but cute moments where yamaguchi sits next to u and proceeds to panic*
“i bought this one recently ‘cause i couldn’t resist. besides, it was on sale!” you show off your shiba inu one-sie to yamaguchi, who was sitting comfortably (and somewhat tensely if you squint) on a bean bag beside his bed.
“why’d you get a shiba inu one, though? i thought you wanted that unicorn one.” yamaguchi says, changing his sitting position to he’s facing you properly. you laugh softly and walk over to him and pounce on him gently, to which he grunts at softly and then cue his internal panic.
“(y/n)! don’t- don’t do that... warn me next time.” yamaguchi says, trying to find a comfortable position for the both of you. you pout and laugh right after. “i bought the shiba inu one because it reminds me of you.” you explain, yamaguchi tilts his head in question.
“because your name means loyalty, and you almost share the same name as hachiko.” “the dog?” yamaguhi asks. you nod against his chest and close your eyes.
“do i look like a dog to you, (y/n)?”
“well, you are very cute.”
yey i ran out of ideas for dates
anyways, i hope u like this as much as i liked writing it xD if u don’t like it das okay
i might make one with shinsuke kita because i also love him a lot uwu
(i didn’t proofread so there might be some mistakes)
#yamaguchi tadashi#yamaguchi tadashi x reader#yamaguchitadashi#hq#haikyu!!#haikyuu#hq yamaguchi#haikyuu yamaguchi#karasuno#hq karasuno#hq reader insert#haikyuu reader insert#haikyuu x reader#hq x reader#hq headcanons#haikyuu headcanons#yamaguchi tadashi headcanons
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Today didn’t start out very good, I was feeling just so queasy and unwell, that a part of me didn’t want to get up to go to the doctors appointment. I wanted to stay in bed 🥺
But I did end up getting myself out the door and to the doctors. I looked like a mess again, wearing baggy clothes and my hair unwashed or brushed, tied up into a ponytail that was falling out. Normally I would never step foot outside looking so not put together like that but I just haven’t been caring, and I guess that says something about how sick I’m feeling, doesn’t it?
The trip to the doctors was exhausting, my sick body really couldn’t handle it. I broke out into a feverish sweat, my chest feeling heavy with congestion, making me cough. It didn’t help that I was caught out in the rain with an umbrella on the way there, i didn’t get to wet but it was enough to make me feel so much worse 😫
And well I found out from the doctor that I have a sinus infection as well as the flu 😫🥺😭
I been given a script for antibiotics, a medicated nasal spray and anti-nausea meds, but unfortunately I couldn’t get them today as I’m short of cash, I’ll have to get them tomorrow when a bit of money comes in.
Afterwards once I was home, I was feeling so feverish that I really wanted to turn the air conditioner on. I really struggle to sleep last night partly because I wasn’t used to having it off, I like it cold when I sleep but the dry air isn’t good for my nose right now. Plus having both the humidifier and it on at the same time would defeat the purpose of the humidifier as the air con is taking moisture out of the air.
Anyway I got myself cheap meat pie on the way home, and it was okay. It was really simple, not overly complex which I think was why it didn’t upset my stomach too much.
After that I think i took a half an hour nap, I can’t really remember. All I know is that my sinuses had begun to hurt, my cheeks feeling puffy and swollen.
And then later at dinner time, I made myself eat some toast with vegmite and cheese, even though my stomach had been feeling really queasy. I needed to eat, I know that but I’ll be honest, I may have been pushing it 😫😖
my stomach was so upset, and it’s seemed like as the sun went down, all my symptoms intensified tenfold 😩🤢🤧🤒😭
Which brings me to now. I'm honestly beginning to feel very stressed out about my course, I'm missing so much and I'm not sure if I'll be well enough for next week classes and I just 😭
Mixing my anxiety of my assessments and my illness which is making me feel so so sick that I’m unable to get out of bed, or do much except rest, is making me feel so much sicker 😣🥺😭
I know it’s not my fault that I’m sick and falling behind, I know, at least I hope, that the teachers will help me catch up the best they can once I am well enough but I can’t stop stressing, my anxiety doesn’t follow logic 😭
I’m going to try going to bed soon, but with how my symptoms like to be the worst at night and with the last couple nights as examples, I'm not confident that I’m going to get much sleep 🥺😞
@misssquidtracy @godsliltippy
#thunderfam sos#mental health#illness#flu#sinus infection#i have the worst luck#a sinus infection on top of the flu? 😫😭#it's just not fair!#😭😭
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I'm figuring out that I'm nonbinary for the first time and I'm so scared. I'm also figuring out that I have dysphoria. All my life I've felt like I was incomplete like I was missing certain anatomy down there. To be more specific, one part grew out but the other didn't grow out. As an adult the dysphoria has been getting harder and it's harder to touch my own body. My question is, do you have any tips for washing your body? This really isn't meant to be sexual I'm in tears I'm so embarrassed.
I’m so sorry you’re struggling with dysphoria in this way and on top of that feeling like you’re doing something wrong that you need to be embarrassed and ashamed!
You’re certainly not doing anything wrong by experiencing dysphoria or being uncomfortable with your body.
One thing I’d certainly do is start working on CBT techniques (the free app Sanvello will help out with this) to help mentally cope with dysphoria and to help stop fighting yourself over feeling your feelings. I’ve heard from a lot of trans people with dysphoria how CBT techniques really helped give them useful tools to managing their dysphoria, so it’s really work putting the time in for this. Dysphoria sucks, but there’s no need to add more mental strain on top of that by beating yourself up for feeling something you can’t help feeling. I would also check out the other methods listed in our coping tag.
As for washing itself, I think there’s quite a few things you can try - together or separately, whatever works for you.
- Do some (guided) meditation before/during your shower. I use the free app Insight Timer, which has thousands of free meditation sessions from plain music to guided for sleep, anxiety reduction, calmness, intention setting, depression management, etc. I would suggest trying out one meant to manage anxiety or promote calmness to help your state of mind going into and during the shower.
- Play music during your shower. You could try calming/soothing music or distracting music (something that makes you feel like dancing or singing along?) or even put on a podcast to have something else to focus on besides your discomfort.
- Daydream while you wash. Just focus on anything else and let yourself clean on autopilot.
- Think about showering in the dark or in low light. It won’t stop what you feel, but you won’t have to see it as much and that might help you. It used to help me when I was so sex repulsed that I was repulsed by my own body, anyway.
- Cover the mirror or take a hot shower to fog the mirror up for when you get out.
- Shower with swim bottoms/a swim top/a shirt on. You’ll need to reach under the swim suit to clean yourself, but putting on swim clothing that make you comfortable might overall help reduce the anxiety you feel in the shower and make touching yourself for a short period of time seem more doable. You can also try showering with the right exercise clothes on. I’ve read that some exercise clothes, due to their nature of being breathable and having to be made for sweat, can actually be fine to clean yourself through them, and that would be one more layer between your hand and your body.
- What do you use to shower to wash yourself? Try mixing it up to something that requires you feel your body (or at least the parts of your body that makes you most uncomfortable) less. This could be a loofa, body scrubber, or body sponge (obviously you won’t want something too coarse if one of your big trouble areas is your sensitive bottom areas) - there’s a surprising amount of variety in products out there meant for helping to clean your body.
- Take fast showers. You do not have to spend half an hour scrubbing everything raw. Do what you can handle. If that’s a quick lather and rinse that is fine.
- Shower in the middle of a busy day so you know there’s a time limit for being in the shower and you have other things to focus on (completing your to-do list).
- Buy shampoo/conditioner/body wash/soap/bubble bath/bath bombs/shower bombs that you really like the smell/feel of. There are a few 3-in-1 shampoo/conditioner/body wash products you can try. I know some people prefer these because they seem quicker. Buy these products from whatever section you prefer or go for products that don’t specifically say man/woman on them - whatever is more comfortable for you. Buy your body scrubber of choice in a color you really like if at all possible. Having things you really enjoy available in the shower/bath can help give you some positives to focus on and make bathing more enjoyable.
- Lay out the clothes you’re going to change into beforehand if being naked bothers you. (It used to bother me, and I would take my clothes to the bathroom to shove on as soon as I finished drying off.)
- Have a plan for after you wash for something fun/enjoyable/relaxing to do, even if just for 10 minutes. This might be cooking a meal, going for a run, stretching, reading, putting on a movie, eating a meal, knitting, shadow boxing, calling a friend, writing, drawing, working on your car, etc.
- If you’re having trouble scrubbing yourself up, just get in the shower, wash what you can (hair? face? neck? feet? armpits? arms?), and rinse off. Just give yourself a few minutes for water to run over your body. Something is better than nothing.
- If you’re having a string of time where you just can’t get in the shower: wash your hair in the sink or use some dry shampoo if possible, wash your face, wash your armpits (maybe a bit of your arms), and wash your feet (and maybe even your calves part of your thighs). You can use cleaning wipes or just a washcloth and some soap leaning over the tub. Maybe take some time to do some other grooming: clip your nails, shave wherever if you shave, take care of your cuticles, lotion where you can lotion. Also remember to change your underwear everyday regardless of if you wash or not. Something is better than nothing.
Above all, be sure to give yourself a break and treat yourself with kindness and patience. You’re doing what you can, and that’s enough.
[Drawing of a green frog by artist yuni hong. The frog is facing the screen with its arms linked in front of it. It has a curly, French mustache, is wearing a beret, and is holding some baguettes and a bottle of wine. Above the frog is a speech bubble with the frog saying “You’re doing great!”]
~Pluto
#mod pluto#dysphoria#showering#hygiene#bathing#washing#coping#long post#mod tera#anonymous#ask#answered#asked#nonbinary
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Showering together
Pairings: OT7 x Reader
Genre: Fluff, crack
Request: "i just wanna ask for smth domestic? could i have bts reacting to their s.o wanting to take a shower with them but without anything sexual? like just casually chatting or washing each other’s backs? thanks"
A/N: I liveeee for domestic stuff, please request more things like this uwu
Kim Seokjin
“What's wrong?” your eyebrows knitted together at the sight of your boyfriend pouting after having picked up the bottle containing his conditioner of choice.
“I ran out of conditioner” he sulked.
“You can just use mine” you offered, handing him the bottle you had just grabbed a few seconds ago.
“It's not the same” he whined. “Why didn't you check if there was any left?”
You scoffed at his way of turning this on you. “Why should I be the one to check?”
“It's your place” he reminded you.
“But it's your product” you argued back, “it's not my fault you stay here all the time and ran out of it so quickly”.
It was Jin's turn to scoff at your words, turning his back to you to let you know he had taken full offense on them. “I won't stay here anymore then”.
You giggled in clear amusement at his empty threat. Going closer to him, you pressed a soft kiss to the back of his shoulder. “Sure, babe”.
Catching a glimpse of his smile, you took it as your chance to go on and put some of your conditioner on your hands.
“No one will tell the difference” you reassured at the reluctant glance he gave you; and when he seemed to have relaxed under your touch, you couldn't help the urge to taunt him – receiving another whine from him right after you added: “Mine's better anyway”.
Min Yoongi
When you arrived home after work and made your way over to the bathroom, where the running water let you know your boyfriend was in, silently taking your clothes off and entering the shower with him, you had expected him to jump in surprise, or at least to show some kind of exalted reaction.
What you got instead once your arms were wrapped around his torso, resting your face on his back, was a quiet chuckle coming from him and a smirk curving up his lips.
“You didn't feel the door open?” you wondered.
“Oh, I did” he nodded his head, tilting his head slightly back for the water to fall directly on his face.
“Why didn't you ask if it was me then?”
“Who else would've been?” he laughed lightly at your dumbfoundedness.
“I don't know, an intruder?” you cocked one of your eyebrows.
Yoongi laughed under his breath, removing your hands from his body so he could turn around and look at you.
“I'm pretty sure an intruder wouldn't have been so calm… much less would've hugged me” he taunted you with a smug smile, having you roll your eyes – his hands landing on your hips and drawing small circles with his thumbs before he sweetly pecked your lips. “I'm glad it's you though”.
Jung Hoseok
“What do you think you're doing?” you questioned as soon as the shower's curtains were pulled back, unconsciously trying to cover up as you eyed an already undressed Hoseok right in front of you.
“The meeting got rescheduled for an hour earlier, so I need the shower”.
“Um… I’m using it?” you raised one of your eyebrows in indignation.
He shrugged. “Nothing I haven't seen before”.
Not minding the loud scoff that had just abandoned your mouth, he stepped inside the shower with you without any other sound, placing his hands on your hips to move you aside so that he could take your spot under the running hot water.
“You really do know how to make a girl feel special”.
Although your words had been said with an annoyed tone, you couldn't help but look at him in adoration – the sight of his closed eyes as water ran down his figure, along with the smirk that had just curved up his lips because of your last remark, making your heart flutter.
A chuckle left his lips right after, grabbing your wrist and pulling you towards him, later planting a gentle kiss on your shoulder. “I said I'm used to seeing you like this, not that I'm not absolutely in love with it”.
Kim Namjoon
“Hurry up” he dragged on, jumping up impatiently a few times as you remained unbothered under the water.
“Don't jump in the shower, you idiot” you warned him about his dangerous actions, causing his head to be thrown back and a whine escape his mouth.
“I need to get to practice on time”.
“Should've made sure to get in the shower before me then” you shrugged.
“Babe” he pouted, resting his forehead on your shoulder – his hair getting wet for the first time after he had entered the shower with you a few seconds ago. “Move”.
“Nope”.
He sighed, standing up straight before his semblance turned serious. “Then hurry up”.
You chuckled, knowing he was in a rush yet not being able to change your playful mood. “You want me to hurry up? You shower me then”.
You should've known what you were getting yourself into when those words left your lips, because, before you could even process what was happening, he had reached for the soap; his hands rushedly yet somehow still tenderly wandering around your body as he did the job for you.
Maybe you should taunt him like this more often.
Park Jimin
“Jimin-ah, I really need to shower” you whined; your actions saying otherwise as you didn't even try to remove his hold on you.
He shook his head no, tightening his embrace around your waist, and resting his face even harder against the back of your shoulder while the hot water washed both your bodies.
Sighing, you reached over for the body wash, in a poor attempt of getting this done with.
“Jimin” you tried once more, not being able to wash yourself properly with the way his body was stuck to yours like glue.
“But babe” he spoke after what felt like ages, and you swore to God you could hear his pout, “I demand your love and attention”.
This time you couldn't help but laugh under your breath, placing your hands on top of his to try and remove them.
“And I demand for you to let me shower”.
He stayed silent for a few more seconds before he finally let go of you. However, next thing you knew, he turned you around, allowing you to watch him apply some shampoo on his palm.
“What are you doing?”
He bit his lower lip, starting to shampoo your hair. “You want to shower and I want attention, so let's do both”.
How could you ever say no to that logic.
Kim Taehyung
“Oh my God” your body jumped slightly up at your boyfriend's sudden reaction after he had put a few of your shampoo on his palm.
“What?” you wondered, trying to turn your head towards him behind you to know what was going on.
“Your new shampoo” he exclaimed again.
“What is it?!” you freaked out.
“It smells amazing” he confessed in awe, earning a snort from you as his hands digged in your hair, starting to delicately apply the product on you.
“Aish, you scared me, I thought there was something wrong” you whined, closing your eyes and relaxing into his gentle touch.
“Oh, there is” he nodded his head, “I feel like eating your hair now”.
A small laugh escaped your throat, sending shivers down his spine as a boxy smile parted on his lips. “Please do not eat my hair”.
Taehyung giggled cutely, pulling you under the water with him to wash your shampoo away. “Okay, I won't” his discouraged words received an amused smile from you. “But” he begun before you could even playfully thank him for his effort, hugging your body to his and burying his face in the crook of your neck, “prepare to have me nuzzled against your hair at all times”.
Jeon Jeongguk
“Mm…”
“No, don't moan, you tease” you scolded him as soon as that sound had escaped his lips.
Jeongguk let his head fall back, allowing himself to get lost in the feel of your hands running over his bare back. “But it feels so good”.
“I did not sign up for this” you stated in feigned annoyance, withdrawing your touch from his body and starting to apply some body lotion on yourself instead.
He whined, turning around so he could rest his hands on your waist and pull you closer to him. “My body hurts” he reminded you with a pout, “and you're the one who offered to shower me”.
You crossed your arms over your chest, rolling your eyes at his cute, pouty face. He was right, after all; you were the one who had offered to treat him after practice.
“Okay” you gave in with a sigh, reaching over for some more body wash, “but no moaning”.
Jeongguk nodded effusively with a bright smile he could just not conceal under your warning stare, already anticipating the sensation of your hands on him.
“Ah…” he purposely let out the second they were on his chest.
“Jeongguk!” you called him out once again.
And although you had wanted to seem mad, the adorable giggle that abandoned your boyfriend's mouth left you no choice but to follow right after him. He really was a tease.
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Do you put effort into getting tan during the summer?
No, but I put considerable effort into not getting burned...
Have any summer homework?
I've been out of school for years
Are you a fairly self-motivated person?
Absolutely not. I need to be pushed and prodded to get most things done.
What’s your favorite book series?
I was never much into series and always preferred standalone books. As a kid I liked the Dear America and Little House on the Prairie collections though.
What’s your favorite thing to do if you’re out on a lake?
Laying out with a book and a beverage, then going for a dip. Rinse and repeat all day and night.
Do you take offense when people use the words “gay” or “retarded”?
Yeah, but I don't know many people who speak that way anyways
What type of food do you know how to cook?
I'm best at cozy, comfort food!
Do you make your passwords so tricky to remember that you forget them?
No way. I have only a few combinations of words and numbers that I recycle for almost everything
Cautious or reckless driver?
I don't drive but if I did, I'm sure I'd be extra cautious
What’s a subject you’re sick of people debating about?
I don't like debates, period
Are you one to take naps?
Too often
What’s something you wish they’d build in your neighborhood?
I'd love a bar within closer walking distance
What’s your favorite website, excluding social networking sites?
Reddit
What hair product do you use the most?
Just shampoo & conditioner
Do you usually keep ponytail holders around your wrist?
Nope, I can't stand the look and feel of them
Sunny D or orange juice?
Orange juice... for mimosas...
What’s your favorite food to get at a carnival?
Cheese fries and a big ol' lemonade!
Do you actually use e-mail?
For work. And I have a personal email that's mostly just used for spam & coupons
Can you snap out of a bad mood fast?
I wish
Holding any grudges?
Nope, I don't think?
What do you order to drink when you go out to eat?
It depends entirely on where I am/what time of day it is.
How can a person tell if you’re mad or annoyed?
I'm pretty easy to read so it's not hard
What’s your favorite energy drink?
I'll stick with coffee, thank you
Have you ever ingested caffeine in the name of getting homework done?
Of course
Are you good at coming up with gift ideas for others?
YES! I'm a master gift-giver, if I do say so myself (and many people in my life agree, so...)
Do you have a pair of jeans with holes in them?
Yeah
Where’s your favorite purse from?
Plato's Closet
What about your sunglasses?
Uh.. I have dozens of pairs
How is your ego?
Normal, I'd say?
Do you keep lint rollers around the house?
Nope
What’s something you enjoy that’s outside your age level?
Most of the shows and movies I watch are a little below my age group. Ok, maybe a lot below...
Is your curfew flexible, if you have one?
I'm 29
Do you have a weak stomach?
Kinda
Where do you like sitting best on a roller coaster?
I don't like rollercoasters anymore
Are you usually the person comforting, or the person being comforted?
Honestly, an even mix of both.
Do you actually use the camera on your phone?
Of course
Tennis shoes or flats?
Barefoot, if I can help it
Are you a good planner or do you settle for spontaneity?
I prefer to plan things. I like being prepared.
What do you do to pass the time when you’re a passenger on a long car journey?
Read, listen to music, chat, play road trip games etc etc...
When your friends come and hang out at your house, what do you get up to?
Usually just drink & chat
Does it annoy you when surveys ask questions about controversial topics, or do you like arguing your point?
Sometimes just because I don't like getting into heavy topics. I prefer casual questions.
How often would you say you updated your Facebook status?
I don't do that anymore
Do you think there’s a specific age when it’s no longer acceptable to be living with your parents?
Not really
Girls - if you got pregnant now, would you keep it? Guys - what would your reaction be if your girlfriend fell pregnant?
Yes, we would.
Do you think it’s ignorant for people to have unprotected sex when they’re not ready for a child?
Yeah
Are there any specific piercings you would never, ever get done?
Any and all piercings
What’s your favourite non-animated Disney film?
Lizzie McGuire Movie!
It’s pouring with rain and you don’t have anywhere you need to be - how do you spend your day?
Reading and cozying up under blankets!
How often do your family go out for meals?
Glenn & I grab casual, fast food usually once a week. We don't go out for a proper dinner as often as I'd like though.
Assuming you had sufficient funds, would you be capable of living alone, paying bills and looking after yourself properly?
I have done that
What were your favourite things to do as a child?
Reading, writing & illustrating stories, riding my bike
Are you happy to spend time being single, or are you one of those people who jumps from relationship to relationship?
I spent a lot more time single than in relationships
If you were shopping with your best friend, and they picked an outfit that was completely unflattering, would you tell them?
Yeah, although I'd word it gently
Do you find it easy to open up to people about your past?
Somewhat
If you’re out in the middle of nowhere and need the toilet, do you try and hold it in or just go behind a bush somewhere?
I'll go behind a bush, I don't care
Do you prefer using air-con or having the windows down when you’re driving on a hot day?
AC, just because the wind messes up my hair
Can you ever manage to finish three courses when you go out to eat at restaurants?
Usually not, especially if alcohol is involved
What would you say your favourite farm animal is?
GOATS!
How do you react when someone you’re friends with has a bad attitude?
Uh, it really depends on the situation and if their attitude is justified
Are you comfortable going shopping or to the movies with your parents?
Yeah
Do you have a favourite movie soundtrack?
The Little Mermaid or The Lion King
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Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? Spotify, even tho I FUCKING HATE IT sometimes
is your room messy or clean? Clean af lol
what color are your eyes? Basic Bitch Brown™
do you like your name? why? Eh, its okay I guess lol
what is your relationship status? Blissfully taken
describe your personality in 3 words or less. Uhhhhmmmm uhhhhhhhhh fuck
what color hair do you have? Basic Bitch Brown™
what kind of car do you drive? color? The Invisible Boatmobile
where do you shop? The fridge, sometimes the pantry
how would you describe your style? Haphazardly
favorite social media account. Matthew McConaughey’s Youtube channel
what size bed do you have? Queen
any siblings? A younger sister, an older brother, and three older sisters
if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why? KFC.
favorite snapchat filter? I cant remember, but I really like that one that makes your face reeeeeeeeeeeal small
favorite makeup brand(s). ♪ Make me up (MAKE ME UP INSIDE) I cant make up (MAKE ME UP INSIDE) ♫
how many times a week do you shower? 2-3 times
favorite tv show? So much
shoe size? 9-10 depending on the shoe
how tall are you? 5′8
sandals or sneakers? Those little booties they put on cats
do you go to the gym? I go to Gymboree sometimes
describe your dream date. October 31st
how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment? HA. HAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHA.
what color socks are you wearing? I got dem white Hanes biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch
how many pillows do you sleep with? One. And a pillow pet-esqe thingie. Its a fox :3
do you have a job? what do you do? Bitch on the internet and watch Youtube
how many friends do you have? So many
whats the worst thing you have ever done? Man thats one hell of a list Im not willing to pull out today lol
whats your favorite candle scent? I really like earthy smells. Like beachwood, silver birch, meadow showers, and sage & citrus
3 favorite boy names. Shane, Jason, Max(imillian)
3 favorite girl names. Kiera, Joyce, Beth(any)
favorite actor? I dunno Will Ferrell I guess
favorite actress? Uhhhh fuckin uhhhhh Winona Ryder
who is your celebrity crush? Ryan Reynolds
favorite movie? Lion King
do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? Not as much as I used to, and not really sure
money or brains? In reference to what???
do you have a nickname? what is it? Beardie, Pigblap, Ol’ Montgomery, Turtleman
how many times have you been to the hospital? A few. Got my chin patched up once. One time I had cotton stuck in my ear
top 10 favorite songs. FUCK okay here we go: Cant Stop The Feeling - Justin Timberlake, Sufferer/LA Poderosa - Stick To Your Guns, I Believe In A Thing Called Love - The Darkness, Teenage Dirtbag - Wheatus, Dancing Queen - ABBA, The Suspend - Stick To Your Guns, Engine 45 - The Ghost Inside, Say It Aint So - Weezer, Everlong - Foo Fighters, Im Not Okay (I Promise) - My Chemical Romance
do you take any medications daily? I do, for my fucking heartburn BECAUSE MY BODY HATES ME
what is your skin type (oily, dry, etc)? Normal I guess, with dry tendencies. Especially after washing my hands, showering, swimming, etc
what is your biggest fear? Time
how many kids do you want? HA. HAHA. HAHAHAHAHA.
whats your go to hair style? My hair style is whatever the fuck it feels like doing that day. I learned and accepted a long time ago that there is little I can do to tame my mane.
what type of house do you live in (big, small, etc)? Big
who is your role model? Pizza rolls
what was the last compliment you received? I honestly dont know lol
what was the last text you sent? I dont know man, fuck
how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real? I dunno, like 7 or 8 maybe?
what is your dream car? A 95 Subaru Outback station wagon, or a 2005 Ford GT
opinion on smoking? If you do, whatever. Just be mindful of other people. But I think its gross, and dont. And cant date anyone who does.
do you go to college? YOUR MOM GOES TO COLLEGE
what is your dream job? Musician/Photographer/Twitch streamer
would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? I’d rather live in the city or on the outskirts. But where I live now is just fine
do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? I do lol They just throw it away anyways
do you have freckles? I dont, but I has lots of birthmarks n stuff
do you smile for pictures? Sometimes, but rarely a full smile
how many pictures do you have on your phone? About 300, but some are duplicates
have you ever peed in the woods? Like, yeah lol
do you still watch cartoons? Fuck yeah. I love cartoons
do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds? ARE YOU MCFUCKIN KIDDIN ME???
Favorite dipping sauce? Depends on the day. And what Im dipping. Fries? Ketchup or fancy sauce (mayo & ketchup). Chicken nuggets or tenders? Boss sauce (my secret blend), bbq, sweet n sour, honey mustard, or ranch
what do you wear to bed? Usually just my underwear, sometimes shorts or pj pants when its cold
have you ever won a spelling bee? Nah but I was a boss at spelling tests in school lol
what are your hobbies? Slappin food together, playin vidya gaems, makin music on my tum
can you draw? Not at all
do you play an instrument? I play drums!
what was the last concert you saw? Uhhhhh FUCK I think it mighta been Purity Ring and HANA
tea or coffee? Coffee, but tea is nice too
Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts? Dunkin Donuts
do you want to get married? Im already married to the ball fam
what is your crush’s first and last initial? DH
are you going to change your last name when you get married? Yeah I did when I got married. My full name is now Charles Cody Basketball
what color looks best on you? Purple, but also blue and orange
do you miss anyone right now? I do, I miss my friends back in VA
do you sleep with your door open or closed? Open, but I prefer closed
do you believe in ghosts? I diddlyiddly do
what is your biggest pet peeve? When the batteries in something go dead
last person you called? Prolly Alex lol I dunno
favorite ice cream flavor? Moose Tracks
regular oreos or golden oreos? REGULAR WHAT THE FUCK DOES ANYONE ACTUALLY EAT GOLDEN OREOS???
chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? Both are good
what shirt are you wearing? None lol
what is your phone background? This
are you outgoing or shy? Shy, but can be outgoing at times
do you like it when people play with your hair? 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit
do you like your neighbors? I do, theyre nice folk
do you wash your face? at night? in the morning? I do, just whenver I shower
have you ever been high? HIGH ON LIFE SON
have you ever been drunk? DRUNK ON THAT CAPRI SUN SHIT
last thing you ate? Cereal, Capn Crunch Donuts specifically
favorite lyrics right now. ♪ Make me up (MAKE ME UP INSIDE) I cant make up (MAKE ME UP INSIDE) ♫
summer or winter? Winter!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And also autumn
day or night? Oh yeah. This is a Kid Cudi reference. I get it. Im hip with the kids
dark, milk, or white chocolate? Milk, but white is nice too. I kinda only like dark chocolate when its those bomb ass Ghiradelli squares with the raspberry filling FUCK ME UP
favorite month? Spooktober
what is your zodiac sign? Taurus
who was the last person you cried in front of? Alex
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