On a scale of Severus Snape to Heathcliff, how badly do you treat the child of your dead long-lost love purely out of longtime hatred towards their father and resentment that she chose him over you?
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Me: oh yeah i really enjoy the classics. gothic literature to be more exact. wuthering heights is one of my favorite novels ever
Them: cool! have you read dracula by bram stoker?
Me: *war flashback to all the unanswered emails by my jilted lover jonathan harker*
Me: nooooo......i haven't......gotten to that one yet...... (nervous laughter)
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elder zosima in book two after meeting all the karamazovs
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I'm thinking about my incredibly historically accurate comic I wrote about Jack London at 4 am in the morning
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The Creature: You made me, therefore you must bear the consequences of my creation.
Victor Frankenstein: Nuh-uh
The Creature: fym nuh-uh?
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AITA for being annoyed my client/host threw my only mirror out of a window?
I (22M) am a solicitor and currently staying at a client’s castle in Transylvania. As I was shaving this morning my client (??M) grabbed my mirror, got mad at me for bleeding, called the mirror a “foul bauble of man’s vanity” and threw it out of the castle window. I was annoyed and was going to say something but then I noticed he was making my bed even though he says he has servants(?? I have yet to see one)
Edit: is it strange that I didn’t see his reflection in the mirror??
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put victor frankenstein, henry jekyll and dorian gray in a room together, who comes out crying first
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Girlies, I need to know
Please spread this to increase the sample size.
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Henry and Mary Crawford walked so Ryan and Sharpay Evans could run
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he’s a 10 but one of his paintings keeps getting uglier and more horrific with each passing day
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