Laurent in Kings Rising

Watson is a simp.

-Rumi

Jane eyre was 19 while working for mr Rochester, she should have been experiencing crippling mental illness and a morbid longing for the picturesque at all costs

The first half of Twenty Thousand Leagues Under The Sea is just 200 pages of this

Nemo : “Let’s do [something mundane]”

Pierre : “How the fuck would you do that under the fucking sea, idiot.”

Nemo : “I made this equipment from the peepeepoopoo seaweed that enables me to do that”

Pierre : “Oh my god that’s fucking smart, you motherfucker.”

And both Uncle Shakespeare and Aunt Edgar are fantastic Halloween/Samhain/All Hallow's Eve reads, because they have ghosts, spookiness, and just entirely the right vibes.

Ojalá te acuerdes de mi cuando te masturbes hdtpm.

-|BLUE|

when i am in a fainting competition and my opponent is raskolnikov

This is my masterpiece.

I know the average reading comprehension on this site is zero but I'm different. I'm applying wildly inappropriate analysis lenses to popcorn media. I'm doing a queer theory reading of Horus Heresy novels. Now I'm doing feminist analysis of Warhammer 40k canon. Now I'm applying Marxist analysis to The Outsiders. Time for a historical analysis of The Locked Tomb. A post-colonial reading of the entirety of Doctor Who. A psychological anlaysis of Twilight. On the horseshoe scale of reading comprehension I'm at "so much reading comprehension that it loops back around to not understanding books at all actually". You can't stop me. I'm literary analysis Georg

I’m looking at you Oedipus, Icarus, Odysseus, Bellerophon, Achilles, Niobe, …

Damn babe you reread a book you love instead of reading one of the many books on your to-read list? But now that youre done youre going to read a new book right? Right??