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Another dream comic. Had a dream where I was tied to a chair in a dark room and some hooded figures killed me after I begged for my life—but then I got caught in a time loop and so I kept trying to figure out what I could say to get them to not shoot me but they killed me no matter what I said. Started just shouting random stuff eventually.
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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea
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punk rock is about being polite obeying the rules and telling an adult when you have a problem. dont let those posers in spiked jackets gaslight you into thinking cursing is ok.
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guys give me your most controversial opinion!!! :D
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VERY COOL
bit.ly/CampDamascus
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just gonna start killing people i dont find funny
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i like socializing with other queer people but man there is nothing quite like having a married straight guy as a friend
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I made something
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never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱
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god I fucking love strawberries
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@nathanwpyle
I literally love this.
I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.
No joke.
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Caves are weirder and more varied than you think
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george costanza is iconic
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It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!
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Au where Goncharov and Andrey survive everything, grow old together and sit on a street all day somewhere in the south of Europe
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