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nibordereht · 2 years

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Help, my boyfriend is meowing

Summary:

The multiverse is wonderful and when Tim thought he could no longer find anything new in it, then he gave his boyfriend in black leather and cat ears, not in a kinky way, but as Catwoman's protegee.

Help, my boyfriend is meowing (Bernard Dowd/Tim Drake) by anyrobin in AO3

Tim had a headache.

First, he had thought about time travel, as he went from being on patrol as Red Robin to feeling sickeningly giddy and seeing his hands wrapped in green Kevlar again, like when he was still walking the rooftops of Gotham wearing the colors of the original Robin.

However, the environment hadn't changed enough and he felt able to identify the changes in the city's architecture since his days as the boy wonder and the present day. Although he was not entirely convinced and so he had decided to return to the cave in search of more information that would help him confirm his whereabouts before acting recklessly.

But apparently, he had a date. Which better explained why his communicator was off instead of buzzing with the voice of other vigilantes in his ear. On the bright side, he wouldn't need any more clues to prove he was in another dimension rather than time traveling.

After all, he was one hundred percent sure, beyond any doubt, that his boyfriend, Bernard, was an emergency medical technician most of the time and a barista's apprentice the rest of it. Not a thief, never a thief. For God's sake, Bernard wouldn't even take his clothes without asking for them first.

So why was I standing in front of him dressed as the world's greatest thief, cat ears included?

"I'm sure you didn't mention any such fetish before we had sex for the first time," Tim complained quietly, but Bernard must have heard him because he let out a chuckle.

In front of Robin, stood gracefully the blond boy, with orange glasses on his head, like his own boyfriend back in his dimension used to wear the sunglasses, looking like cat ears (or did he have real ones further back?) and a strap coming out of his lower back to mid-calf like a tail. Bernard wore what looked like leather tightly cinched to his thighs and graceful but stiff knee-high boots, with a black leather jacket high brushing his chin. The utility belt on his hip was the most eye-catching thing next to the glasses, shining too brightly compared to all the black clothes.

It looked hot as fuck.

Tim was having a hard time concentrating. Very hard.

"Enjoying the view, birdie?" purred Bernard, thrusting a hip out to the side and resting a hand on his waist.

"Very much so," Tim didn't say. "Please tell me we're not like Bruce and Selina..." he mumbled instead, losing his breath a little.

That also seemed to amuse Bernard, who began to move dangerously close to Tim until they stopped inches apart, their noses very close to each other and their shoulders begging to meet.

"Don't talk about your, like, parents again while we have this tension, T," he laughed in his face. Pulling away a little. "You're a real passion killer...," he moved closer again, this time more boldly, the tip of his nose almost against the side of Tim's. "But I guess I like that about you." He growled.

Robin turned as red as his chest and felt his breath hit Bernard's (Catboy?) lips when he made a move to bump it with his own. Luckily, he managed to react in time and stumbled backwards.

Infidelity was infidelity no matter that this Cat-Bernard was his Bernard in another universe.

"No, we can't," he swallowed audibly. "You're wrong, I..."

"Wrong?" snorted Bernard. He looked hurt.

Maybe in this universe, they might look like Bruce and Selina, Bat and Cat, but their relationship was surely just as strong as the one they had back in his universe. Or at least that's what he longed for. A sort of cosmic connection that spanned the multiverse in passion.

"No, wait, wait, you're misunderstanding me," Tim tried to explain himself, running a bad one through his hair and pleasantly discovering that he didn't have it combed and gelled up like in his old Robin days. Thank heavens. "I'm not who you think, I mean, yes, I am, but not your-... No."

Bernard folded his arms and raised an eyebrow expectantly, looking a lot like Selina at the moment. It was kind of creepy considering that in his universe she was sort of an intermittent mother figure to his siblings and him. He'd already been through the whole replicating the relationship between her and Bruce when he got involved with Lynx, but this was another level of awkward.

"Explain yourself, birdie, I'm listening."

"I'm your Robin, but not yours, but, ah... Well! I'm Robin, or something like that, but I'm not your Robin, I'm Robin in another universe. And I'm yours. I mean, not yours! But there we also have, ah, whatever we have here. Or maybe more. Ah, yeah, right. Another universe, that. I'm from another universe. I think I traded with the Robin here."

Bernard sighed and threw his head back.

"Oh, of course you'd be involved in something like that again, I was so impressed the first time believing it confirmed hundreds of theories I had about some capes, but it gets annoying after the fifth time. I don't know if I'm flirting with my boyfriend or a Martian sometimes anymore," the blond groaned.

Tim felt so grateful that he hadn't gotten his Bernard involved in all of this yet. The part where he was starting to be affected by the complicated nonsense they were dealing with every day, though he was sure he would be thrilled by the bucketload to discover that Batman was indeed a vampire somewhere in the multiverse and Tim part of the mob.

"And what's that about 'more or less Robin'?" the boy suddenly questioned. "I'm just not Robin in my earth anymore. Not anymore."

"So why are you going now?" asked Bernard, with an interested glint in his eyes. Tim's heart skipped a beat, missing the curiosity-filled look in his partner's eyes.

"Red Robin."

At least the cat boy had the decency to try to hide his disappointment. Tim snorted.

"Sorry, it's just that I was expecting something cooler like, I don't know... Draken or something."

The robin refrained from grimacing in amusement and amusement at the same time. Of course his boy would trust his naming decisions, that's why they were right for each other. Or a pair of nincompoops.

"No problem."

There was an extended silence that let the whistling of the wind against the buildings of Gotham be heard. Bernard broke it with his resonant graceful steps until he leaned against the available wall on the side of the rooftop where they had stumbled, letting his head bang against the brick.

"So there's no cat and the, uh, birdie flirting in your universe?" he questioned. Tim followed him to the wall and leaned against it.

"Uh, no, you're not involved in all this, there's no Cat..."

"Stray," he clarified.

"Much better than Catlad, I must say."

A bright smile and rosy cheeks broke out on Bernard's face, the diamond earring jingling in his right lobe under the moon's glow. Tim was so fucked up over that boy.

"Thank you, I thought so myself... After many others discarded." Tim raised an eyebrow.

"Like?"

"...Pawesome."

Tim didn't bother to hold in his laughter and Bernard soon joined in. That was definitely a joke, but to imagine his boyfriend proposing very seriously was hilarious.

"But are you, like, Catwoman's protégé or something? Or just an usupator?" Stray snorted.

"No, I'm a stray she picked up while, uh, following Batman and Robin at night..."

Parallels, then. Suddenly, Tim wondered if that might have been his own fate. Perhaps on some other earth in the vast multiverse.

"You were following the Dynamic Duo? Really?" Bernard nodded. "To take pictures?" he groped.

Stray fiddled with his tail, twirling it and looking close to whipping Robin with it. He questioned a lot of things for a second and had to shake his head to clear his thoughts. Concentrate. Bernard bit his lip and avoided his gaze, suddenly interested in the stars barely visible in the Gotham City sky.

"I can't believe you're putting me through a dreadful school declaration again," he growled. Tim was more interested now. Bernard wrinkled his nose. "I...kind of figured out you were Robin and started following you..."

"What, why would you do that?"

Stray adjusted his glasses and arranged the fringe over his forehead.

"Uh, maybe I had a big little crush on Tim Drake and Robin at the same time back then," he laughed, sinking into a blush that Tim was quick to retort.

His heart was going to burst. He let out a laugh.

"You're a bastard, don't laugh, Timmy!" he snapped, giving him a shove.

"I'm sorry, haha! It's just that it's a little, it's very cute," he snorted.

"Oh, fuck off, bird-head."

As thoughts of "god, I love this guy" began to whip through him again, ready to frustrate him for not being able to grab this guy by the cheeks and plant a giant kiss on him, vertigo swept through him again.

"Oh, I guess it was your Tim's business, then," he explained in a mumble. The last he saw of Stray was a confused expression and the next thing he knew he was back in the Red Robin suit being shaken down by Jason in Crime Alley.

He remembers hearing some questions from his older siblings once he returned with them and a vague explanation that the Other Robin had gotten involved with the wrong people and they ended up dealing with the consequences, however, he attended to everything very quickly so he could change his clothes and return home, where his own Bernard greeted him fresh on the scene, rubbing his sore shoulders after dealing with an emergency downtown.

"Welcome home," greeted the blond when he saw him, a smile and red cheeks on his face.

Tim's smile could break his face.

Stray had caused his heart to turn over many times, but he would never change his pawesome boyfriend, the wonderful EMT who was learning to make coffee professionally just so he could brew it for him and that wakes him up with kisses on his jaw every morning.

His Bernard was the best of all the versions of him that existed in the multiverse because he was his Bernard and that was it. He didn't need anyone else.

♡

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meaninglessblah-writes · 1 year

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Annual Wrap-Up!

Here’s the 2022 wrap-up, in case you missed it...

Current word count: 1,282,191

(up 98,043 words from last year)

2022 Events:

Smile That Could Light Up A Room (DC Rare Character Weekend)

Daughter of Jupiter with horsey (DC Mommy Weekend)

Comet with MissNaya (DC Mommy Weekend)

Stardust with MissNaya (DC Mommy Weekend)

Double Your Pleasure (Dick Grayson Exchange)

Tithe (Dick Grayson Exchange)

Nightspider (Dick Grayson Exchange)

Tiptoe (Dick Grayson Exchange)

Partnered in Crime (DCU Rarepair Exchange)

(Rare & Sweet As) Cherry Wine (DCU Rarepair Exchange)

I will make sure to keep my distance (Say I love you when you're not listening) (DCU Rarepair Exchange)

Put Him On His Knees (Give Him Something To Believe In) (DCU Rarepair Exchange)

Don’t Be Rash (DCU Rarepair Exchange)

Red Helmet (Batfam Kinkmas Exchange)

Crisscross (Batfam Kinkmas Exchange)

The Devil You Know (Batfam Kinkmas Exchange)

Big Things Come In Small Packages (Batfam Kinkmas Exchange)

Wed in White (Batfam Kinkmas Exchange)

Natural (Batfam Kinkmas Exchange)

Let the Wolf see the Rabbit (Batfam Kinkmas Exchange)

Boy Hostage (Batfam Kinkmas Exchange)

Touch (Batfam Kinkmas Exchange)

Seeing Double (Batfam Kinkmas Exchange)

Neuter Your Catboys (Batfam Kinkmas Exchange)

Hockey’s Finest (Batfam Kinkmas Exchange)

GCPD Officer’s Guide To Vigilante Bunnies (Batfam Kinkmas Exchange)

New Fics:

Strawberries & Cream (Alfred & Jason, Teen)

New Art:

Strength (Dick, Not Rated)

Two Princesses (Talia/Diana, Mature)

Check Yourself: Art Collection (Various, Teen)

Thaleia (Artemis, Mature)

Eupheme (Guy, Mature)

Eucleia (Pamela, Mature)

The New Robin (Dick, Gen)

Updated Fics:

Retributory Shroud, Chapters 39 and 40

Let's Play a Love Game with batsaboutbats, Chapter 11

Gift Works:

Whisper Louder (I Need To Hear It) (Jason/Slade, for doesitreallymatter21)

The Agency Maid (Jason, for kuro49)

Locker Room (Diana/Kate, for LizzieMack & horsey)

Like they have something to prove (Roy/Jade/Slade, for LizzieMack)

Tied High (Bernard/Tim/Dick, for UntoldDepths)

Line of Fire (Dick/Slade, for withthekeyisking)

Could’ve Fooled Me (Dick/Slade, for withthekeyisking)

House Call (Dorian/Slade, for withthekeyisking)

Pierced with Blue (Dick, for withthekeyisking)

Lax (Dick/Slade, for withthekeyisking)

Damocles (Ben, for withthekeyisking)

Cupid (Roy, for horsey)

Eros (Wally, for horsey)

Aphrodite (Koriand’r, for LizzieMack)

Psyche (Jason, for Naphorism)

Aglaea (Barbara, for scandalsavage)

Euphrosyne (Eddie, for alphaofallcats)

Came Free With The Desk (Jason/Bruce, for daemoninwhite)

You can love like a sinner and lose like a winner (Roy/Slade, for LizzieMack)

Be My Guest (Dick/Slade, for Heizle)

All Frills (Jason/Bruce, for kuro49)

Stripped (Harvey/Bruce, for BaesonTodd & whippy)

Read & Recommended:

Best Laid Plans by OkayAristotle

Retributory Shroud [Cover] by verbartt

Control by scandalsavage

[ART] Flightless Bird by Heizle

Good Tidings by OkayAristotle

The Woods by OkayAristotle

anything that touches by saysthemagpie

training motions by Nonymos

Ganymede by Heizle

there we two by submariner

Exchanging Places by doesitreallymatter21

Temper by Periazhad and withthekeyisking

Vengeance by crazybunnyfangirl

we don't have to be enemies by sharpbluejay

Balancing Act by withthekeyisking

Guidance by withthekeyisking

Arrest by Heizle

Blow Your Mind Away by Anoonie

Heresy by girlgamer

Against Expectations by RayByAnotherName

Green for Poison, Green for Hope by forestgreen

Profiteroles by FishingNets (UntoldDepths)

There’s No Place Like Home by Nightwang

Related/Inspired Works:

teeter by greeneyefirework, inspired by Check Yourself

wipe out by envysparkler, inspired by Check Yourself

stop on a dime by withthekeyisking, inspired by in for a penny, in for a pound(ing)

Scotch Game by withthekeyisking, inspired by Two Birds, One Stone

I'll Show You Every Version of Yourself by local_vamp, inspired by Tiptoe

Natural Progression by kuro49, inspired by The Agency Maid

All Thrills by kuro49, inspired by All Frills

smile while you suffocate by This_world_of_beautiful_monsters, inspired by Trust Your Gut

Not Until We All Can by FromTheInsideOut, inspired by Retributory Shroud

reputation precedes me by snowinthestars, inspired by Retributory Shroud

Enchantment by candycane1235, inspired by Retributory Shroud

got no time for pain by LizzieMack, inspired by Retributory Shroud

#meaninglessblah rambles #That's a Wrap

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yurigi · 1 year

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I am so fucking sorry for making the cursed catboy Bernard image the header for the tag I did not think this would happen

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ao3feed-brucewayne · 7 months

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5 Times Stray Met Robin 1 Time Jason Met Tim

by TheBigestBookworm “What the fuck?” Tim says softly, and honestly, he feels so justified for it. “Funny seeing you here, Catboy.” Absolutely not. ------- Just what the title says, a 5+1 of Jason and Tim as Robin and Stray. Words: 2182, Chapters: 1/6, Language: English Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Catwoman (Comics) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: F/M, Multi Characters: Tim Drake, Jason Todd, Selina Kyle, Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson Relationships: Tim Drake & Jason Todd, Tim Drake & Selina Kyle, Selina Kyle & Jason Todd, Tim Drake & Bruce Wayne, Selina Kyle/Bruce Wayne Additional Tags: 5+1 Things, Tim Drake is Catlad | Stray, Jason Todd is Robin, Tim Drake and Jason Todd are Siblings, Brotherly Bonding, I didn't write selina or bruce much but i need you to know how important to be they are, Mentioned Dick Grayson, Scarecrow's Fear Toxin (DCU), Underage Drinking, semi-graphic depictions of injury, really not that bad dw, Robbery, as a bonding activity, Fluff and Angst, Attempt at Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Child Neglect, but neither are deeply explored or heavily focused on, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Brotherly Love, in the form of insulting each other nonstop, No Batcest | Batfamily Incest (DCU), batcest shippers dni, this is not for you STAY AWAY, Not Beta Read, Platonic Cuddling, Underage Smoking, Late Night Conversations, Bruce Wayne is a Good Parent, Bad Parents Jack and Janet Drake, they're not terrible but theyre not great, Minor Bernard Dowd/Tim Drake, Teasing, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Slow To Update, very slow, i promise i haven't abandoned this i just write so slowly, Tim Drake & Jason Todd Bonding via https://ift.tt/tG3axBZ

#IFTTT #bruce wayne #batman #the dark knight #the caped crusader #gotham #dcu #dc #ao3 #ao3feed

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skittypretty · 1 year

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I know that furry dogboy/catboy harrykim is done to death but I need to draw them sometime because I mean. Harry is a St. Bernard. Look at this thing

#disco elysium

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bisexualgodofchaoss · 1 year

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do you think kael silva from igssgp would be a cat or a dog person?

cat person defo 100%, why? cause im a cat person and i have a phobia of dogs but if gun to my head im forced to be analytical, he is probs a dog guy since he would have closer contact to dogs due to his previous job as a cop, he would probs like dogs more because he either got saved by em on the job.

yet again i can make a case for him preferring cats due to his chill personality would mesh better with a cat-

wait a fucking moment wait a god damn moment i just had a revelation from the heavens holy hell,

saint bernards are dogs that have a connection to religion, so hugo would probs like one, which leads me to say, KAEL CATBOY AND HUGO DOG GUY I AM ENLIGHTENED

#igssgp #im a guard stationed at a secret government prison #mr outlaw

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lmanberg · 3 years

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jason...but the fetching and wanting to take missions from people is SO dog and not cat at all. its not just with tubbo, he acts like this with most people, just less. yknow. affectionate/providory because theyre not tubbo. the way tommy asked him to give him items and he immediately handed them over, or him getting totems for phil. He Fetches. people ask him to do anything and hes like mhm mhm i will. that is not cat behavior.

My cat plays catch. Case closed.

#you have a point tho but still. catboy.#at the very least if he’s a dogboy he’s something like a st bernard #ask #🍀 anon

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sammydem0n64 · 3 years

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Anyways here are six topics I could write a comprehensive essay on if prompted

#Not pictured: How Neil Cicierega Invented catboys and How the Cupcakes Creepypasta caused a butterfly effect that lead to Bernard. probably

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gastrobrack · 4 years

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a story in 3 tweets

#brave new world #catboy bernard is real now

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autistic-damian-wayne · 2 years

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Catboyfriends <3

[ID: A comic cover of Tim Drake and Bernard Dowd on top of a gargoyle. It's edited so they have cat ears on their heads in the same colour as their hair. End ID]

(Free to use as icon, just put credit in bio, links to more catboy edits under the cut)

Arrowfam

Batfam

Flashfam

Superfam

Miscellaneous

Young Justice

#tim drake #bernard dowd #timber #timbern #my post #my edits

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mocharadio · 2 years

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Now Playing(Title): Genshin Boys Faves! (Headcanons)

Requested By: Anon!

Song Artists(characters): Kaeya, Diluc, Venti, Albedo, Xiao, Childe, and Zhongli

Lyrics(Summary): I don't know if I did this EXACTLY how Anon wanted me to but basically just a headcanon list of our fave genshin boys' foods, drinks, flowers, etc etc! (Some are canon, though)

Explicit?(warnings): no beta we die like Childe's sanity, lowercase on purpose

A/N: This is my 1st time writing anything (that wasn't from last year or for a school project) so I apologize if it's a little...wonky. But I hope you guys like it regardless! ngl you can tell i started getting a little tired halfway so im sorry </33

Kaeya:

Food: don't know if it's particularly canon or not, but I'd say his fave is the chicken mushroom skewer! Specifically his own specialty, whether it's cooked by him or not!

Drink: we already know it's Death After Noon, but I feel like he'd also like Rose Champagne as well :]

Flower: the Calla Lilly for sure! It's part of his ascension materials, it only makes sense

Activity: honestly? I feel like whenever he finds time (aka not working or wine tasting) he just lays back on the couch (or bed) and listens to music. it's his quiet time!

Animal: DOGGIES!! He likes how loyal, friendly and cuddly most of them are, I feel like he'd especially be a golden retriever lover, and in his rare vulnerable moments will just cuddle his dog while crying to himself or ranting <333

Diluc

Food: Pile Em' Up! he probably thinks it's the best food to ever exist ever, hence why he made his own specialty, so he could enjoy it even more! ^^

Drink: Grape juice, duh, but I feel like he'd also be very fond of Cranberry Juice!

Flower: Lamp Grass!

Activity: not gonna lie? Probably just sleeping if he isnt playing Chess. Poor mans is working almost 24/7 HE NEEDS A BREAK!! Let him rest

Animal: also dogs! i think he'd prefer a dog that isnt super duper hyper though, like just a little more chill but still affectionate regardless ^^ Something like a Saint Bernard maybe

Venti

Food: he has two all time faves; A Buoyant Breeze and Apples! Of course he's grateful for just about anything though as long as it tastes good!

Drink: Dandelion Wine!

Flower: Cecilia's! :]

Activity: he's a bard, of course its gonna be singing and maybe even dancing!

Animal: dogs...again... all of them. every single one ever. he just loves them all so much even the ugly rat looking ones

Albedo

Food: Sunshine Sprat!! Doesn't matter if it's his specialty or not he enjoys it either way

Drink: I feel like he'd be very fond of hot chocolate! its not as strong or bitter as coffee since he likes sweet stuff, but its still really hot which is good since hes in Dragonspine 90% of the time

Flower: Mist Flower Corolla's! hes just absolutely fascinated by them

Activity: super obvious, but reading and drawing! I feel like on occasion though he'll stargaze, its very relaxing to him

Animal: cats! not only are they similar to him, but he always finds himself enamored with their looks and behaviors!

Xiao

Food: almond tofu. period

Drink: probably doesnt drink much, and when he does chances are its just water. but! I feel like one day Zhongli takes him out for some tea! Zhongli gets Xiao a peppermint tea with honey and smiles to himself bc Xiao just absolutely loves it its super soothing for him both in flavor AND feeling!

Flower: qingxin!

Activity: poor man doesnt know what hobbies are, let alone his own. i feel like he'd also enjoy stargazing though!

Animal: cats. they're exactly like him, he just resonates with them so much (omg catboy xiao arc??!?!) he'll just sit there on the roof of the inn petting kitties until he's needed somewhere

Childe

Food: isnt a picky eater so he doesnt really have a favorite or least favorite, but he enjoys Calla Lily Seafood Soup a lot! hes kind of conceited though so he'll probably brag about how his version ( A Prize Catch) is like 10 times better

Drink: once this man tastes orange juice he will NEVER shut the fuck up about it. he just feels like an orange juice guy to me

Flower: doesnt really have one! i feel like he'd either find all flowers equally as pretty or just not really pay much attention to them at all

Activity: fighting! hes a stupid little brawling adrenaline junkie what did we expect honestly

Animal: also a dog lover; he cant help it okay he sees a dog and just starts beaming like a little child(e)

Zhongli

Food: Bamboo Shoot Soup!

Drink: honestly? Dandelion Wine and any sort of tea are equally his favorites. he drinks tea more often of course, but Dandelion Wine is his favorite to have as an "on the occasion" sort of thing!

Flower: surprisingly silk flowers! he feels relaxed by them

Activity: he just wants rest man thats it, but i feel like he enjoys taking strolls around Liyue!

Animal: all animals!! except for maybe frogs but thats just because they're super duper slimy

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