I understand that this show is Garbage, but ANYONE who doesn't put it in Top 10 lists for Title Cards is lying.

And you need to do that, just so you can put notes of "Yep. I watched it. Yep. I'm sorry. Yep, I can't believe it's here on this list. But look at what they did here. LOOK WHAT THEY DID. THIS IS ART."

Captain John Darius, Inside Man (2006)

My friend asked me yesterday if my perspective on life changes after my brother died and I said “yeah, I think so…” Then she asked how. So, I told her “you have to live for you without worrying about anyone else.”

But here’s my philosophy:

There has to be more to life than what you know or what you knew.

Go out and experience things. Meet people. Go to those concerts that you’ve been wanting to go to. Learn a new language. Learn a new skill. Quit your job and travel the world. Make TERRIBLE choices and grow from them. Don’t stay in something that’s not good for you just because it’s safe. You have to realize that everyone will have an opinion on everything regardless of whether you’re thriving or crying, so fuck ‘em. Find your own way to move on and be happy because no one else is gonna do it for you. If you like working 9-5 everyday, amazing, do that. If you like gardening, perfect, make it happen. If you feel like you don’t wanna work more than three times a week, go ahead! You can’t live for someone else, whether they’re here or not, so don’t try.

Although this contradicts modern comics, I would like to write a new version of the Silver Surfer's return to Space. My story would go as follows:

The Silver Surfer is allowed to return to Space by Galactus, on the condition that he stays out of his way from now on. Feeling so excited to return to Space, The Surfer agrees without a second thought. While in Space, he slowly realizes that his constant travels make him feel apathetic and lonely. Only by finding a permanent companion and/or settling on a new home planet will he find inner peace.

He meets encounters people on this quest to cure his apathy; people like Adam Warlock and The Inhuman Royal Family, who help him to see the importance of taking time to yourself and settling down for a while. He learns to overcome his tired apathy by setting down and finding things to enjoy about existence besides constant travel and isolation. He returns to Earth better off than he was when he left, now that he's gone through some intensive self-reflection. He returns just to time to help Doctor Strange reassemble The Defenders in a fight against his archenemy, Mephisto.

This leads him to the decision that he wants to stay on earth for a while as a member of The Defenders, so that he can get his bearings and recover his mental state. Someday, he may return to Space. Someday, but that day is not today. For now, he will stay with the humans of earth, amongst those who have become his unofficial family.

This character arc would take place throughout two different comic books: a Silver Surfer miniseries and a new Defenders comic series (if it existed irl, at least). As it stands, my inability to take my ideas beyond the concept stage means very little will probably be done with this.

It's about who.

misc NU doodles part tres

last comic is based off off my nasb 2 clip

I simply think that once you introduce clothing to your fursona they can bear the sin of nudity. 

 A clothes-less fursona is just a funny animal, but If your fursona only wears a shirt, it becomes more evident that they aren't wearing pants.

anthony is dead: the funeral roast (paid content)

races and naps

CONSTANTINE (2005) dir. Francis Lawrence

Man the jury is unhinged on those culinary crucible event

I genuinely thought for a few seconds that Ortho would idk casually nuke the food

DP x DC: The Most Dangerous Card Game

Ok so Danny has essentially claimed earth as his. And he is fully aware that there are constant threats to the planet. Now he can’t stop a threat that originates on earth (that’s something he’ll leave to the Justice league) but he can do something about outside threats. Doing some research on ancient spells, rituals, and artifacts, he cast a world wide barrier on the planet to protect it from hostile threats so they cannot enter. This will prevent another Pariah Dark incident. However, barriers like this come at a price. You see, there are two ways to make a barrier. Either make one powered up by your own energy and power (which would be constantly draining) or set up a barrier with rules. The way magic works is that nothing can be absolutely indestructible. It must have a weakness. The most powerful barriers weren’t the ones reinforced with layer after layer of protective charms and buffed up with power. Those could eventually be destroyed either by being overpowered, wearing them down, or by cutting off the original power source. No, the most powerful barriers were the ones with a deliberate weakness. A barrier indestructible except for one spot. A cage that can only be opened from the outside. Or that can only be passed with a key or by solving a riddle. So Danny chooses this type of barrier and does the necessary ritual and pours in enough power to make it. And he adds his condition for anyone to enter. 

Now the Justice league? Find out about the barrier when Trigon attempts to attack, they were preparing after he threatened what he would do once he got to earth. How he would destroy them. The Justice league tried to take the fight to him first but were utterly destroyed, so they retreated home to tend to their injuries, and fortify earth for one. Last. Stand. Only when Trigon makes his big entrance…he’s stopped.

The Justice league watch in awe as this thin see-through barrier with beautiful green swirls and speckled white lights like stars apears blocking Trigon and his army’s advance. The barrier looks so thin and fragile yet no matter how hard the warlord hits, none of his attacks can get through and neither can he damage said barrier. That’s when Constantine and Zatanna recognizes what this barrier is. Something only a powerful entity could create. For a moment, the league is filled with hope that Trigon can’t get through yet Constantine also explains that it’s not impenetrable. And clearly Trigon knows this too for he calls out a challenge. 

And that’s when, in a flash of light, a tiny glowing teenager appears. He looked absolutly minuscule compared to Trigon and yet practically glowed with power (this isn’t a King Danny AU though).

And that is when the conditions for passing the barrier are revealed. And the Justice realize that the only thing stopping Trigon and his army from decimating earth. The only way he can get through….is by beating this glowing teenager in a card game. 

Not just any card game though. The most convoluted game Sam, Danny, and Tucker invented themselves. It’s like the infinite realms version of magic the gathering, combined with Pokémon, and chess. And Danny is the master. So sit down Trigon and let’s play.

(The most intense card game of the Justice league’s life).

After Danny wins, this happens a few more times with outer word beings and possibly even demons attempting to invade earth, yet none have been able to beat the mysterious teenager in a card game. Constantine might even take a crack at it and try to figure out how to play. He’s really bad though. Every time this happens, the Justice league worry that this might be the time the teenager looses. Yet every time, he wins (even if only barely). 

Meanwhile, Danny, Sam, and Tucker have gotten addicted to the game and play it almost daily. Some teachers might seem them playing the game are are like ‘awww how cute’ not realizing this game is literally saving the world. Jazz is just happy they aren’t spending as much time on their screens playing Doomed.

you were going to have a little sister but she decided to become an angel

Although this contradicts modern comics, I would like to write a new version of the Silver Surfer's return to Space. My story would go as follows:

The Silver Surfer is allowed to return to Space by Galactus, on the condition that he stays out of his way from now on. Feeling so excited to return to Space, The Surfer agrees without a second thought. While in Space, he slowly realizes that his constant travels make him feel apathetic and lonely. Only by finding a permanent companion and/or settling on a new home planet will he find inner peace.

He meets encounters people on this quest to cure his apathy; people like Adam Warlock and The Inhuman Royal Family, who help him to see the importance of taking time to yourself and settling down for a while. He learns to overcome his tired apathy by setting down and finding things to enjoy about existence besides constant travel and isolation. He returns to Earth better off than he was when he left, now that he's gone through some intensive self-reflection. He returns just to time to help Doctor Strange reassemble The Defenders in a fight against his archenemy, Mephisto.

This leads him to the decision that he wants to stay on earth for a while as a member of The Defenders, so that he can get his bearings and recover his mental state. Someday, he may return to Space. Someday, but that day is not today. For now, he will stay with the humans of earth, amongst those who have become his unofficial family.

This character arc would take place throughout two different comic books: a Silver Surfer miniseries and a new Defenders comic series.

MARK PLAYING THE CAMERA GAME AT STUDIO CHOOM (AND LOOKING DEVASTINGLY KISSABLE)

Someone on twt said you can see how red Merlin’s eyes are and that he’s probably been crying all night.

And I’m thinking how he obviously never left Arthur’s side after the magic reveal, so he probably would’ve been a few feet away and Arthur definitely would’ve heard him sobbing quietly through the night but he felt too betrayed to even look at him, let alone comfort him.