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NAMJOON | The Love-Seat position
𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄'𝐒 not much being said when it's already known that Namjoon is both a sweetheart AND a complete Daddy.
Some days he'd fuck the soul out of you like a one-night stand while on others, he makes sweet passionate love as if it's your first time.
Despite the major difference, it's often a mixture of the two; hence why this position is the most favored.
And today seemed like a perfect reason for it the moment he saw you walk through that front door.
Now if it had been any other day, you would have given him a hard time. But with the exhaustion from work and one look at his irresistible dimpled smile, your usual brattiness crumbled.
Within minutes, both of you stripped out of your clothes to indulge in one another.
You shudder at the way his arms wrapped around your waist, your bodies moving at a slow rhythmic pace as if following the beats to a song.
Had it not been for such a strong restraint, Namjoon would have already cummed from the sinful moans and whines that fell from your bruised lips when begging for him to move faster.
It's safe to say that he loves to tease you until your a withering mess.
But what Namjoon loves even more is the sound of your breath hitching in shock at the sudden brutal pace of pistoning in and out of you.
"What was that ____? I couldn't hear. You mind repeating that one more time?"
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SEOKJIN | The Up-the-wall position
It's always assumed that since Jin held the view of being one of the most average in the group, his go-to is vanilla sex.
HELL TO THE NAW.
Second to Taehyung, he's the most off-the-chart ass nigga you've ever met in your entire life.
It doesn't even take much for him to want to fuck you into oblivion.
The second he saw you enter the room, he knew he'd be inside you by the end of the night.
It wasn't much of a shock of how barely an hour had passed before he's finally had enough.
Dragging you into the next room over it's unknown to the other members that you're pushed up against the wall, mouth dropped open in silent gasps as he thrusts up into you.
Eyes crinkling in amusement at the sight of you biting your lips to keep in moans, Jin teasingly kisses you on the nose.
A low groan leaves his throat at the way your hands tightly grip his hair for stability, his plump lips trail down your neck only to leave hues of dark blues and purples in its wake.
You nearly start to cry in desperation once his hands grab one of your legs and lift it higher causing him to go in even deeper than before.
"Shh, Jagiya, we wouldn't want the others to hear you. That's if...you don't mind giving them a free show?"
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HOSEOK | The Doggy Style Position...IN THE PRACTICE ROOM
What started as a possibility after you drunkenly confessed this lewd fantasy became a normal occurrence.
Hoseok was one for trying out new things with you, so what made this any different?
It was late at night when both of you separated from the others in their night out and somehow ended up in one of Hybe's practice rooms.
Hoseok, being the sneak he was, had the whole plan set out: from the scented candles creating a dim lighting to the low timbre music.
You gasped in shock at the romantic setting laid out in front of you before showering the idol with words of love and kisses.
But that gasp of shock later quickly turned into breathless gasps of pleasure as you looked at the mirror.
It was almost too much to watch the way Hoseok's hands gripped your hips as he pounded into you a way that only a dancer could.
Head falling, you squeak at the sudden grip of his hand around your neck, forcing you to look up and meet his dark feral gaze in the reflective glass.
He takes in your fucked out appearance with a lopsided smirk, knowing it's gonna be a long while before he finishes with you.
"Nah, don't close those eyes babygirl, you wanted this. So keep your head up and watch every second of it."
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YOONGI | The Cowgirl Position
When Yoongi finally comes home, he's barely able to stand from the many hours of dance practice and producing.
With the Sun not even making its appearance yet, it was much of a surprise to find you still awake in the early morning.
No words are said when he slides under the cover and pulls you close to cuddle.
It wasn't long before the urge to be even closer caused the action of small kisses, and it definitely didn't take that long for it to end up with Yoongi observing the slow pace of your rocking hips with lidded eyes.
Soft sighs and groans fill the room as you place your hands on his chest, the stark contrast of your darker skin against his pale one causes his heart to skip a beat.
The both of you were teetering to the brink of sleep, but not enough to where you wanted to stop. Lazy sex at its finest if I do say so myself.
"You look so beautiful above me. If staying up all day and tiring myself out means I get to be inside you like this, I'll do it forever."
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JIMIN | The Face-Off Position
Jimin has known from the start of dating that you've always had an adoration for his thighs.
But there's another reason as to why he would want to have you riding him that way.
And from one Libra to another, that reason is praise and attention.
Getting the opportunity to see a close-up view of all of the facial expressions and cries of pleasure you do from his dickmatizing thrusts is what Jimin LIVES for.
It's what boosts his confidence to do the risky things you've always dreamed of doing such as leaving the bedroom door open for an unsuspecting band member to pass by or having all the curtains and windows wide open for the world to see.
He loves to hear your cries for more, welcoming the blunt sting of your nails digging into his shoulders as your eyes close with bliss.
But the one thing Jimin loves most is when he's able to witness the moment where he hits that one spot and nearly causes your soul to leave your body.
"How good is this dick doing you [Nickname]? Should I go even deeper than before?"
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TAEHYUNG | The Spooning Position
As the morning sun shines into the room, there you both are: naked as the day you were born with only a thin sheet for coverage.
His love-filled eyes take in the way your skin glows in the light until he couldn't hold off any longer.
With one arm laying under your head for support and the other wrapped around your waist, he gently enters you with a sigh of content.
Had it not been for the intense rocking of your hips, it would just seem to be him holding you in a close embrace.
He nuzzles into your neck, shivers run down your spine at the sound of his deep voice cooing encouraging words of you to cum once more after the first two.
Taehyung adores to have sex with you this way and tries to do it any chance he can.
Both the chance of cuddling and making love to the one that holds his heart at the same time? That's a hell yes.
"You're taking me in so well Jagiya. Just cum for me one more time and we'll stop okay?"
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JUNGKOOK | The 69 Position
With both of you having a reputation of being good at almost any and everything, the tendency to show off was a daily occurrence.
It's what caused a very irritated Yoongi to kick you out of the apartment with an 'always gotta one-up the other. How about doing all of us a favor and fuck off somewhere else?' weighing heavily in your minds.
Observing your pouting face with a smirk, Jungkook slyly reveals that even if you were good at certain things he would still be better at lasting longer.
Despite snorting at the maknae's words in disbelief, your competitive side refused to back down at the blatant challenge.
Pulling him all the way to your home you immediately got to work. I mean how could you not?
The bet of one's pride lays on the line.
Nothing seemed to matter other than trying to get the other to crumble.
Yet, even so, it seemed to become a more difficult task as sweat begins to build upon your now sensitive bodies.
Large calloused hands grip your thighs in the determination of making you cum first.
While a cocky smirk appears on his face at the sound of your struggle to keep in the moans, his heart swells with pride for being the reason behind them.
"Are you sure you're not going to break yet? I can feel you tightening around my tongue ____."
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230621 Big Hit's Tweet
‘BEYOND THE STORY : 10-YEAR RECORD OF BTS’
#BEYOND_THE_STORY #BTS
#RM #Jin #SUGA #jhope #Jimin #V #Jungkook
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PDF File for anyone who is unable to afford the BTS Book here:
💜💜💜 Enjoy!!
Thanks to the wonderful ARMYs who provide so much of their content to everyone else
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Be aware... an autobiography is never the whole truth
So, Twitter, Instgram and TikTok is a bit of a shitshow at the moment, all because some in the fandom have received the book early. Obviously, it has galvanised some shippers with interesting (but not connected titles) to misrepresented events that don't paint the whole picture.
Things to keep in mind...
The author is an employee of HYBE, he's an editor at Weverse Magazine.
Most authorise biographies would hire an external author not connected to artist in so directly, but HYBE choose someone internal to help control the narrative.
It (probably) took 2 to 3 years to research, compile, write and edit this book. So, focuses heavily of on the original contract phase and crams 3 years into 1 chapter.
The sections I've read, read a little like the editor comments on events in content like In The Soop or Run BTS. The frame the words spoken by the members in such a way to lead to you a specific conclusion. Like in the Date Night in In the Soop.
So, in another 10 years' time expect a second biography equally has manipulated.
I understand why HYBE have done it this way, I don't agree with it. That's why we should always look directly to the members for anything resembling the 100% truth.
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You know Shaz the tkkers issues is not a laughing matter. I mean how stupid can one be, at this point it's either they are really stupid or they're acting stupid. Not only did GCF in Tokyo made them have sleepless nights when it was released because it was their worst nightmare they've now decided to come with a different narrative which makes absolutely no sense like I get that they are beyond delulu but I didn't think they would be schizophrenic.
I done wasted my prayers not even god can help them at this point. Watch how miss Jennie will come out preggos( in future) and they will demand a DNA test smh
In other great news Minimoni isn't the only ship being debunked. Vmin, got debunked as well ☺Vmin is under
While Jikook is under
Tihihihiihihihihi 🤭🤭
Also omg!!!
But we already knew, didn't we?
I fucking love this 😅😅😅
Oh, almost forgot. More moments coming in
#if jikook isn't real then neither am i#jikook is real#ask shaz#bts ask#jikook#kookmin#minkook#jimin and jungkook#the vermin#jikook beyond the story#bts book
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https://twitter.com/armybtstudy_twt/status/1669037189097836544?s=46&t=BTKUp1GWduvaU-hmoBxITA
For those who might not be able to afford the book.
Ahhh thank you!!! This is great!
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"we were a team that survived only thanks to the army."— BTS, Beyond The Story
#bts#bts book#book#quotes#quote of the day#quote of the night#literature#bts beyond the story#kim taehyung#Jeon jungkook#v#jimin#park jimin#jungkook#Suga#min yoongi#jhope#rm#Kim Namjoon#jin#kim seokjin#jung hoseok#2023#kpop#bangtan
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I find it really strange that Tkk's close friendship was not brought up in the Beyond The Story book. Especially because they made a point to address some significant Vmin and Jikook moments. I mean Tkk were certainly very close and had a significant influence on eachother atleast during the earlier years , and this was acknowledged by other members. Do you think this was intentional or that I may be reading too much into it?
Hi anon!
Mmm, well.. the book is very much the company narrative right. Is a polished up version if events i’d say. No way will BH allow a book to be published with the actual truth, about anything. The narrative is that Tae and Jk drifted apart at one point. Most they get in any case is that Tae helped Jk get out of his shell when they were young. When it’s so obviously more than that. Even if you do consider them to have drifted apart… what about later years? The ITS talk was to show them as friends again, Jk even ending his interview with a sort of intro to what’s to come (sorted things out, back to how it used to be, but not completely 🙄). Tae and Jk after that were super close! And yet.. the pair that’s referred to as soulmates.. is Vmin. Even that is weird to me, since I would consider Tae and Jk closer, but arguably also Jimin and Jk, and Jimin and Hobi. Not that Jimin and Tae aren’t close, but.. are they closest (someone also commented about this in another ask’s comments, and yea I agree)?
So the book, while a great chronological narrative, to me does not portray the whole story and leaves out certain things while portraying others in a better light (Bh can’t make Bh look bad).
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BTS // Book // "Beyond The Story: 10-year Record of BTS" // 2023
Photos from the Book & Photocards (2/7)
Scan Cr. jiinjiinjarra (me)
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A/n: Inspired from a twitter/X thread years ago
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'𝐃𝐀𝐌𝐌𝐈𝐓! Why the hell is this blouse so tight! I could've sworn it fit perfectly before...'
You cringe at the tightness of the fabric as it sticks your chest like a second skin.
Leaving the house in a hurry, it was only until meeting your interviewer face-to-face were you finally able to acknowledge the snug clothing.
Luckily you had enough jitters to bring a jacket and was able to use it as a cover-up.
"So Ms. [Last Name], I understand you have the experience of doing tasks such as scheduling events and appointments?"
You break out of your distressed bubble with a jump before catching sight of the male walking down the hall, quickly trailing after.
"Y-yes sir. I have done countless jobs of setting up plans and meetings during my two-year internship for Yu Inc."
His brows raise at your words. "Yu Inc. you say? That's a very well-known business. Can I ask why you choose specifically this company? Why not stay with them?"
"Well..." You meet his questioning gaze with a small smile, "when creating a name for yourself- especially in the entertainment business- it's a known possibility of failing. But even so, you still had hope and tried. There's not many people out there who would've done what you did. And I admire that. So much in fact that I want to help support what you're doing as much as possible."
He suddenly stops in his stride causing you to give him a lost look.
"You're right. And I'll be eternally grateful for having the determination and people I trust behind me to help make my dream come true. I can't say much of the later future..."
Your eyes slightly widen when he holds out his hand with a blinding smile. "But what I can say that it would be an honor to work with you Ms. [Last Name]."
"Wait...does that mean-"
"Welcome to Hybe Co.!"
"Oh thank you very much sir! I promise to work very hard and contribute to the company." He lets out a hearty laugh when you grab his hands with an energetic shake.
"Please, Bang PD's just fine. No need for such formalities now that you're part of the family."
"Okay...Bang PD." You hesitantly try out his name, jaw clenching at suppressing the urge to address him more formally.
He claps his hands, a gleam of happiness shines in his eyes as they crinkle on the sides. "Excellent! You will officially start working tomorrow morning. Now, before we continue, do you have any questions for me?"
"Yes I do in fact. They're mostly about the contract and all of the benefits from this job."
Bang PD nods in understanding, "Of course, so the benefits you will receive—"
"Bang PD-Nim!"
You both turn towards the frantic call to see a breathless woman running over.
"There's been an abrupt change in the scheduled meeting with Fila Inc. It seems they're only open for today, the next three months have been filled."
The older man's face falls at the news before letting out silent curses. "Alright. Are they already here?"
"Yes. In your office as we speak."
"Okay, let's go then." Bang PD says as he takes a stack of folders from her outstretched hands, but before he could fully exit the room you call out his name.
"Yes?" He answers in a rushed tone, one hand tightly grasping the documents while the other straightens his tie and glasses.
"I'm sorry, but what should I do while you're gone? I mean, you still have to explain to me the rest of what my job consists of. Unless of course, I can come back another day?"
"No!" You jump at his shout causing him to give an apologetic smile, "Sorry about that. But to answer your question, I can't. With the rest of the month's schedule being packed twenty-four-seven, I won't have a free slot to situate you in. So while I'm gone please feel free to walk around and get yourself acquainted with the building. Once I return, I'll be able to answer any questions you have."
"Okay. So when do you think you'll be finished with the..." Your words trail off once realizing that he's no longer there,"...meeting?"
Eyes still planted on the shut door, you finally break the silence with a scoff of disbelief. "Well ain't that a bitch."
Smacking your lips, you stand up with a hum, "Guess I'll go look around then."
With that, you make your way to the door.
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After spending a good twenty-minutes roaming and getting used to routes of the building, you decide its time for a snack break, moving to the nearest snack machine.
You dig through your purse with a sigh and grab the needed amount for your chosen drink. It drops to the bottom with a muted thud causing a small cheer to leave your lips.
Beverage in hand, you continue looking around the building. Music filters from speakers above leaving you content and begin to hum along, enjoying the peaceful atmosphere.
Unfortunately, that peacefulness soon turns into frustration when you try to put the straw into the juice box.
Forcing the weak plastic in with way more strength than needed, your cry of victory quickly turns into one of shock when a good portion of the juice spills on you.
"Goddammit!" You let out a groan, swiftly taking off the jacket before the cold liquid could seep all the way through.
But that action was deemed useless upon noticing a wet spot decorating your once clean white blouse.
'Shit...I can't walk out of here with this big ass stain. I need to get this cleaned up pronto.'
Moving down the hall in search of a restroom, your steps falter when seeing how unfamiliar the area was.
"First the juice now this? Great..."
Body hunched over in defeat, you perk up at the sight of a man coming from the opposite direction.
"Hey-um excuse me!"
He slows down at the sound of your voice, freezing in place upon spotting you.
Scurrying over to him, you plaster an awkward smile. "Yeah..hi? I'm sorry to disturb you, but I new here. And I kinda had a little accident with my juice when I was trying to..."
Unknowingly to you, as you continue to ramble, a pair of eyes take in your figure.
"Oh...shit!" He hisses under his breath as a low gasp escapes him.
"So yeah...I was wondering if you know where the nearest restroom may be located." You finish your statement in time to see him staring at you with a shocked expression.
"Um...hello?"
"Goddamn!"
Your brows raise at the man as he continues to openly ogle at you without a care in the world. "E-excuse me?"
Finally breaking out of the trance with a jump, his eyes shift back and forth from your chest to the unamused expression on your face.
"I-I mean...ah my back! Goddamn I say goddamn!" You blink in confusion when he howls in pain, his body dramatically falling to the ground as he holds his back.
"Oh sh-are you okay?! Do you need me to call someone for you?" You bend down to get a closer look with a concerned frown.
He looks at you with a strained smile before quickly getting up from the floor. "Ah n-no need! I experience this very often, so I can just walk there myself."
"Are you su-"
"Thank you for caring! Have a nice day!" His voice rings throughout the hall as he hobbles away, hand placed on his lower back like an old man.
"Wait! What about the rest...room?" You roll your eyes in irritation, arms crossed with a huff, "well that was quite the first impression."
Turning to start your journey of searching for the restroom once more, you stop when another man appears in your line of view.
"Hi! Excuse me, can you please tell me where your restrooms are?"
"Sure," he looks up from his phone with a smile, dimples formed on both sides, "all you have to do it take a-"
He abruptly stops talking, eyes widening once they take in your-ahem, attire. "Ahh...ek!"
You blankly stare at him as he stumbles over his words, a light blush coating the apple of his cheeks.
"What?"
"Asdfghjk! I-I gotta go! Bye!"
Opening your mouth to question him, it quickly closes when he bolts down the hall, leaving you in the dust.
"...the hell is wrong with these people?!"
Just as you were about to follow after him two more males make an appearance.
If it were any other day, you would've stopped at how shockingly handsome the two were, from the blue and pink fluffy hair on their heads to the way they walked with so much grace and confidence that only a celebrity could do.
But today was not the day to do so.
So while they had yet to see you by the playful jabs and taunting given to one another, you quickly take the chance and stepped right in front of them.
They slightly jump in surprise before relaxing when seeing it was only you.
"Excuse me but can you tell me where the restrooms are?" You force a smile, the clear tone of impatience could be heard in your strained voice.
"Sure thing," the one on the right speaks up with a bright smile, his deep voice strongly contradicting the childish aura around him, "it's...ah..."
His voice trails off as he looks down at your chest, eyes bulging out of his head.
"Well?" You ask, foot tapping in frustration.
"What are you looking at?" His friend asks with a push to the shoulder, but the taller male continues to stare at you in awe.
"I'm sorry. He's not usually like this," the young man giggles, rubbing the back of his head. "So what do you need help with?"
"Finding the restroom. As you can see, I really need to clean this...stain" you explain, gesturing to the vivid patch on your shirt.
"Sure. It's down the hall to the..." his sentence trails off, eyes zoning in on your chest.
Choking on what seemed to be nothing, gibberish spills from his plump lips as he stares unabashedly.
Following where their unwavering eyes went, you snort in disbelief. 'Now this some bullshit! Why the fuck are these grown-ass men acting like a tiddy popped out my shirt or something?'
"Oh yeah? To the what?" You ask, crossing your arms, done with all of the interactions you've faced so far today.
While you hadn't realized the action caused your breasts to pop out even more, these two on the other hand witnessed the entire thing causing them to hold onto each other's arm for support.
"We've seen heaven," one whimper, a dazed look spreading across his face.
"God has blessed this woman," the other mumbles, his eyes never straying away from your chest for one second.
"Excuse me?" Growing unsettled by their intense stares you loudly clap in their faces, snapping them out of it.
"I-I mean, God has blessed us all to live and see another day!"
The bluenette, who seemed to have caught on to what he was doing, quickly joined in.
"Hallelujah! Praise the all mighty and his greatness! God is good all the time, and all the time God is good~" He begins to stomp his feet, happily singing out random church phrases as he bends down with his hands at his back.
You share a lost look with his friend, lips pursed at what seemed to be him having caught the Holy Spirit.
"Do you feel it? I said do you feel i-" Fortunately for you, the male's preaching was ended by the murderous glare of his shorter counterpart.
Turning to you with a smile, you silently awe at the way his eyes disappear into the shape of crescent moons.
"What he means to say was how not only is the Lord good to you, but to us. Come, my brother, and let us rejoice in his name to those in need of it." Yanking his friend by the elbow, they make a run down the hallway.
"But w-what about the restroom?!"
"Just down the hall to your right!" One of them shouts out before bounding around the corner.
"I swear all of the shit happening today better be a one-time thing. 'Cause I'll be damned if I have to deal with this every day." And with that, you make your way towards the bathroom as directed.
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Hoseok's eyes skim over the countless comments with vigor until they land on one that catches his interest.
[Army4life]: Where are the others?
"Um, Suga is right behind me. Say hi to ARMYS hyung~" the rapper leans to the side to reveal the silent male.
Yoongi slowly looks up from his phone with a sigh, a bored look donning his face as he puts up a peace sign before going back to the device.
"Well...but as for the others, they're coming soon! Most likely getting some food."
[Hobi's-Flower]: Have you been taking care of yourself?
Hoseok stares at the sincere question with a small smile. "Yes thank you! I made sure to get enough sleep and eat the right foods."
[JoonsBigDic]: Do you have any kinks?
"W-what?" Faltering at the sudden change of subject, his face flushes in embarrassment and shock, "m-my kinks? I don't think I should answer that."
[SugawiththatTae]: he blushing! Awww
[Mochicoochie]: now I wanna know what it is
[KookieCrumble]: y'all J-Hope got a kink!
[BangtanWhore]: bet it's choking 👀
"N-now wait a minute I never said th-"
His words were cut off by the sudden slam of the door.
Quickly turning towards the source of the interruption, Hoseok frowns at a wide-eyed Jin stepping into the room.
"Hoseok you ain't gonna believe me when I say this shit! When I say my eyes been fucking blessed!"
The idol chokes on his spit and nervously takes a peek at the recording camera. "Hold up! Just let me turn it off right quic-"
"Tell me why this girl walked up to me because she was lost or some shit. But the thing was... she had some big ass tiddies!"
"SHUT UP THIS IS LIVE!"
Hearing the younger male's panicked words, Jin looks at the camera and pales in realization. "Oh..."
The room goes quiet.
Not knowing what to do, they just continue to sit/stand there, eyes constantly shifting from the camera to each other.
"Did...did this really just happened?" Jin silently mumbles to himself as he stares off in space, Hoseok sending him a heated glare from the corner of his eyes.
"Aye y'all!" The duo turn their attention to a giddy Namjoon as he walks into the room, "Did you see the girl outsi-"
Jin and Hoseok quickly hold their hands out with frantic head shakes.
"SHHH! SHUT THE FUCK UP JOON!"
"HOLD ON WE LIV-"
"WITH THEM BIG ASS TIDDIES?!"
Closing his eyes, Jin lets out a sigh and covers his face in embarrassment.
Hoseok, on the other hand, just blankly stares at the floor with pursed lips.
"Did I say something wrong?" Namjoon frowns at their actions before pulling out his phone when it vibrates.
A moment of silence pass as the leader checks the device only for his eyes to widen. "U-um, guys? W-why it...why it say y'all on live right now?"
"Cause we are...fuck! We're in so much trouble..." Hoseok curls up in his chair, heart dropping at the thought of millions of people watching them.
"The hell nobody said anything?!"
"That's what we been trying to tell your stick-bodied ass before you started flipping at the mouth!" Jin roars out at the younger's attempt of blaming them.
Hoseok scoffs at his words. "You ain't no better! If I recall this shit started when you popped up talking 'bout she had some big ass tiddies."
The vocalist's mouth drops in disbelief. "Well excuse me for wanting to enlighten you on one of the best sights of my life! And if we're being honest, it's your fault to begin with."
"What th-my fault?!"
"Yeah! Who the hell do V-Lives without telling anyone else? It's because of your irresponsible ass that we got into this mess."
As the two continue to banter back in forth, Yoongi finally has enough of the drama and gets up.
"Hey...I said hey! I sai-AYE! BOTH OF Y'ALL SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
Satisfied with their obedience, he walks up in the camera view and takes it away from Hoseok's spot.
"Um..." His lips pucker into an awkward pout, eyes shifting before forcing out a fake laugh, "w-we can explain. You see...what had happened was that they just playing around and-"
"AYE YO YOU PEEPED THEM BREASTESES?!" The rapper's excuse was cut off by the loud voice of Jimin as he walks into the room with a trailing Taehyung.
The younger of the two quickly nods his head in agreement. "On God! I'd suck the tiddie juice right out them hoes!"
"ShUT UP!" Yoongi screams out with wide eyes causing the maknaes to freeze in caution.
"The hell happened in here?" Jimin looks at their pale faces in confusion, gaze swiftly skimming over the room only to do a double-take at the recording camera.
"I swear. Acting as if y'all seen a ghost or some shi-fuck! Why'd you do that?!" Hissing at the pain of being jabbed in the side, Taehyung's narrowed eyes follow where the idol was pointing only to widen, "o-oh...y'all filming?"
After catching the sight of Taehyung closing his mouth and Jimin staring at the floor in silent shock, the camera is pulled closer to Yoongi's face.
With the view now consisting of sharp cat-like eyes and a small button nose filling the lens, the others look at one another for the next step.
But even that seemed to be useless since they didn't know what to do.
Taking a look at his phone, Namjoon groans at the wave of comments filling the screen.
[LilMarco]: THEY TALKING BOUT TIDDIES
[Juanpito]: SAY HEY TO MEXICO 🇲🇽🇲🇽
[Kpopper68]: YOU THINK THEY TALKING, ABOUT JESSI?
[ATEEZbby]: CAN'T RELATE #ITTY-BITTY TITTY-COMMITTEE 😞
[Winxanity_ii]: TAEHYUNG SAID SUM BOUT TIDDIE JUICE
'Ah shit...'
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After the shock of what he had just seen finally passes over, Jungkook puts down his phone with a shake of his head.
"I leave to go to the bathroom and all this happens? Tch...can't do shit!"
Getting up from the toilet, he quickly cleans up and walks towards the room next over.
'How the hell we ain't get disbanded yet?'
Peeping into the room, he spots the rest of the members just standing there with lost expressions.
"Ha...I'm just gonna take this." Slowly walking over to Yoongi, Jungkook carefully takes the still recording camera away from his hands.
"Lmao good joke guys! Bye ARMY, saranghae or whatever," giving the camera a stiff smile and wave, he turns it off.
The room goes quiet before Jungkook turns to the group with crossed arms. "Really? Tiddies? And in front of possibly millions of people no less! That's what we gonna risk everything for?"
Heads lowered in shame from the maknae's scolding, eyes are downcasted to the floor in avoidance of meeting his seething gaze.
"So what do have to say for yourselves?"
"Did you..." Everyone turns their attention to Jimin as he gives the taller male a sheepish smile, "d-did you see her tiddies?"
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I'm reading the bts book spoilers on twitter 😭😭😭
I'm not kidding when I say I was just crying reading some of them. It's breaking my heart 🥺. The struggles they've been through, the shit they've had to put up with, the disrespect they've endured, and for what reason? Because they came from a small company? Because they weren't as well known as other groups? Because they dared to have a dream? They were just boys! They were just boys, some of them were still teenagers, and they didn't deserve to be treated like that.
But look what it did. It made them stronger. More resilient. More determined. Now they're global superstars with the world at their feet. They went further and achieved far greater than any of those people who used to mock them and treat them like dirt.
They struggled so, so much, physically and mentally, and they deserve all the success they have achieved. They've worked so hard, and I am so, so proud of them 🥹.
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Most of the "armys" I've seen have a negative reaction to the book seem to be disappointed that it hasn't given them what they wanted. They were excited for a confirmation of their ship or an admission of mistreatment from the company. Since they didn't get that, they cry that it makes sense because in the end, the book was written by the company and they would never publish something like that.
That's the problem with conspiracy theories about something being kept a secret. It honestly reminds me of Larries from the One Direction fandom. Everything that confirms their theory is the truth and everything that doesn't - including statements from the included members themselves - is a lie, a fake, a stunt pushed by the company and therefore should not be supported.
Everyone fan is different and everyone supports their artists differently but honestly, this seems like a pretty miserable way to do it. I hope you learn to be happier.
#log#bts#bts army#bts book#beyond the story#and fyi the members were directly involved in creating the book#there's a section about bang's innitial version of DNA that they told him was bad#and how awful other idols were to them#there are things we haven't heard from them before#if you didn't find what you wanted it's for a damn good reason#and you should stop looking
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made for each other 🤍
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reading the book just has me feeling a special type of way. there's so much nostalgia mixed with sadness & anger, I don't really know how to deal with all of it. I'd always hoped BTS didn't know about the full extend of the hate against them, that somehow their busy lives sheltered them a little bit but to read all of that... it's heartbreaking in every type of way.
But there's also a part of me who reads about all that passion, desperation and greed, it reminds me of person I used to be during hyyh & wings era and ironically I get even sadder because that person is now so much older but all of her dreams were never answered...
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it hurts my heart reading all the spoilers from the new BTS book not because they're spoilers, but because of how much sadness the guys went through. i met them in 2020. they could have ended in 2018 or 2019.
if it wasn't for BTS i would be in such a bad place right now.
because of them, specially Namjoon saying "your anger is valid", i left a job i thought i wanted my whole life. i went to this short school to be a medical assistant to work my way up the medical field because i've always wanted to be a doctor as a kid. well i got the cma job and it was awful. my first job at a hospital was bad, so i thought being at a doctor's office would be better. my boss was a raging racist who treated he staff of black workers like shit.
i was listening to Love by Namjoon everyday just letting the vibes heal me. i was so happy getting off work to listen to that particular song. i started to learn korean. i actually googled it and came across this huge youtuber who learned korean on her own and now lives in south korea. she talked about language school and a light bulb went off in my head. i was like, that's an option? this can be more than a hobby of mine to destress? because i love learning and i love learning how to communicate with others.
i quit my medical assistant job and gave up on being a doctor. after nearly over 2 decades of wanting it so bad. i kept getting blocked from it. and today i realized why. because it wasn't meant for me.
i finally understand the phrase "god (higher power of any sort) closes a door to protect you"
i could be tens of thousands of dollars in debt right now if i went to school to be a doctor. hundreds of thousands of dollars in fact. i'm not. i'm debt free at 31. not a lot of 90s babies can say that. and that makes me feel so lucky and grateful.
i suffer severe depression. i thought not getting to go to college was the worst thing that ever happened to me. turns out it was a blessing in disguise.
i now have new goals that make my heart actually happier. all thanks to BTS. to Namjoon's wordplay in Love. his vlog to ARMY about how our feelings and anger matter.
i'm so incredibly grateful for BTS being in my life. they helped me come to terms with the military trauma i suffered being in the usa air force as a teenager. i was just burying it and seeing them have to enlist gave me the courage to process my grief of being 19 and starting my hellish process of getting enlisted.
on good days or reflective days i do think everything happens for a reason. i mean, during my gratitude journaling i smile to myself thinking, all this pain in my life, all that grief, led me to 7 men in BTS and they make me so happy.
i took my first solo vacation to see Yoongi in concert at 31! the most ghetto stadium i s2g on the whole tour list, but i got to go! and i saw Jimin too! like i'm so incredibly proud of myself for traveling from georgia to new jersey by myself. i didn't think i could do it and i did!
i just wish them all the happiness and comfort in the world. they have given me so much! so much! i am forever thankful they stayed together and stayed in this music industry because i got to meet them.
and it's so wild because a lot of our last 10 years crossed at so many points and i'm like, wow, is this fate? was all this meant to be? it's weird sometimes looking back on this last decade. like i have minor ocd, and i avoided purple like the plague. and now? i have purple everything! purple and pink! i'm like, this is huge for me ok. they have just helped me so much.
i love them and i wish them all the love in the world. thank you BTS for making my life so much more filling. y'all gave me a new reason to live. i'm forever thankful.
borahae!
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