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Now today we got that goddam proof that jikook is fanservice when jk said suddenly they set up the shoot lol
I hope you are coping well ❤️🩹
Antis with all their anti-ness dont push the FS narrative as hard as the vermin do. So I'm gonna take a wild guess and say you're a Taekooker.
Ladies and gentlemen this roach is talking about this
I won't even get into the fact that you were most likely seething with jealousy when u sent this ask. You can lie to yourself all you want but you wish it was Taekook who filmed this fanservice. Alone. Together. You would give anything to switch positions with us and it shows.
I hope you're coping well
Hmm....
Bitch, take a seat. Go on, have a seat. Let me tell you something you didn't know. Are you ready? Coz its a big one. For some very weird strange reason y'all still think V and JK are a couple when a whole Jennie exists. So I'm not gonna talk about that. V and Jennie being a couple is crazy but here is something crazier.
I'm sure this photo is familiar.
And if its not, you're welcome. It's cute, isn't it?
So the reason why Taekook cannot be real is because; that's JK holding Jimin as they slow dance casually without a care in the world and with guess what? Your fav standing right there!
Let me know if that wasn't enough arrows and I can add more. I just wanna make sure you see the picture.
But that isn't even the best part. I recently found out that this night, this night where JK has his hands on Jimin's waist all intimately while they dance like it's no big deal,
Thanks to @chicknbunny13 I recently found out that it was V's birthday!!!!
Can you fucking believe that shit?????
Anon, imagine you and your friends go to this party and it just so happens to be your birthday. And then your boyfriend (right infront of you) goes and grabs your best friend's waist and they start slow dancing. They're not goofing around either. No. It's for real. They're just casually moving, slowly, not even looking at you or paying you any mind. How would that make you feel?
Taekook is not and cannot be real for a million reasons. And one of the most powerful one is the amount of times Jikook have done some sus shit right in front of V's salad. You can call it fanservice all you want, but it wouldn't hurt you guys sm if you didn't know deep down what that means.
Edit: @magicshop-pjm1 just reminded me of this part:
What do u call that anon? JK being aware that Taekook together will bring in more views? 🤔 Let me guess, because its Tkk, its not FS. That only applies to Jikook?
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We are getting a GCF 2.0 featuring our favs and its gonna be great. So yes anon. We are doing fucking amazing. Thanks for your concern though.
#ask shaz#bts ask#the fuckery#Taekook is not real#jikook is real#if jikook isn't real then neither i'm i#jikook#kookmin#minkook#jimin and jungkook#the vermin#bts#jimin#jungkook#the shade
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the never posted on tumblr doodles of mine from the og hotel server bf da channels got wiped part 1 of whatever
check da replies
#the hotel podcast#my art#the hotel#the owner#the lobby boy#the manager#the bellhop#the vermin#madam hotel
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Lobby Boy, a puddle of vicera sitting in a bucket: —And then the bellhop just tossed me in here.
Verm: hey, do you want us to kill that guy for you? Because it sounds like he sucks and I will totally kill that guy for you!
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Remember the Coppertone Girl? This is her now. Feel old yet?
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Getting that skiing fever but that crap is expensive, so here's Madam Hotel and her Staff on a skiing trip:
Lobby Boy: Exclusively rides a training set, complete with leash. Tips of his skiis wear one of those rubber straps that keeps kids from going too fast. Bundled up like a marshmallow, always falling over. Verm is riding in his coat pockets
Manager: Rides powder skiis, probably something like this:
Definitely not giving her the same model of skis I ride irl no way... Smooth controlled ride, everything in order. Exclusively rides groomed runs, no off-roading for her. Probably holding Lobby Boy's leash like so:
Owner: Prefers to cross-country ski so people leave him alone. Probably pushed the Lobby Boy off the lift at some point. Pack a flask of booze in his coat. All black, would wear a suit on the mountain if he could
Madam Hotel: Wearing a fancy skiing suit, Gucci or something like that. Everything is color-coordinated. Freestyle skiis for sure, vibrant blood colors all over. Hauls ass down the mountain and no one can find her till she's popping an Iron X in the terrain park
#the hotel podcast#skiing#ski fever#the hotel herself#the lobby boy#the manager#the owner#the vermin#winter sports#I'm just applying my favorite sport to my favorite podcast alright#ski season#goodness i miss skiing
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Vermin time! I’m just as disappointed with the text layout as you are, but I’m really proud of what it actually says. Transcript under the cut.
Who knows what you might find lurking beneath the ground in Chillagoe?
HIDING IN THE COSY CORNERS
hiding in your loft,
in peeling paint, broken windows, wood-pecker holes and bolted doors?
What You Do cannot PREVENT US
CLEAN AND Clean BUT We will always BE here WITH YOU
Stayin’ alive
safe and warm IN THE SECRET SPACES OF the house,”
sharing YOUR Shelter & shade
WE RELISH THE Close quarters
We’re just so very grateful to be HERE in your home
You haven’t seen us Friend YOU DIDN’T SEE! WHAT’S HIDING UNDER your BED!
-TICKS -LICE
-NUISANCE FLIES -GNATS
-HORN FLIES -HORSE FLIES
-STABLE FLIES
-DEER FLIES -MOSQUITOES
MICE termites ANT,
SPIDER & COCKROACH
SMALL FRIENDS SURROUND YOU HERE in the dark.
never seen
Never Heard
NEVER Alone
Someone is out there.
a Million Little Ears Are Listening,
“If the boll weevil has stuck your cotton crop, do not despair.
DON’T BE SCARED
CHEWING INSECTS Are HERE
to look after you at home.
ALWAYS THERE…
ALWAYS WITH you
We love you!
The Buzz
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"If it's something that can be stopped,
then just try and stop it!"
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You don't laughing JK shut down taekookers lmao. As if he didn't said I don't keep in touch with ALL members, he didn't met up with Jimin, he said out JEON JIMIN which literally established them as brothers. We don't need the vlive validation where two members who don't even meet up each other chats on weverse from two different places because whenever we see them Tkk are together and hanging out often. JK traveling with tae, jk gaming with tae, jk going out with tae's friends, jk and tae going shopping and the biggest of all, JUST AFTER HE 'ENDED SHIPPERS' TAEKOOK ARE TOGETHER RN AT INGIKAYO DANCING TOGETHER. if anyone got shut down today it's Jikookers lmao because even if JK said he don't know where tae is he was literally back stage with him ready to dance with him on stage. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I don't keep in touch with ALL members."
So this is a gloating point now?? 😂 you realise it also reads 'he only keeps up with some of the members'? And even if that wasn't the case celebrating that sentence makes u dumb AF because the all also incudes V. You get that, right?
This whole ask is about comparing Jikook with Vkook which i find so pointless. This is the issue with u cult members u can never celebrate your moments without bringing Jkkrs into it. If your ship so real why do u always feel the need to compare?
I mean, I can do the same thing too, you know? Like I can share JK with Jimin comments
And his face with that one question about V today
I can also tell u right now, for free that if that same question was about Jimin he wouldn't have made that face. And no, its not because he hates V. Its just the way he reacts to certain stuff about Jimin; positively. He always has. To him the idea of living with another member who's not Jimin is weird. Those are just the facts.
Idk why u came here anon but you are not a threat to us. You're really not. And as long as V continues to fuck Jennie you will never be a threat. Sorry not sorry.
No, JK would never read Jeon Kim outloud.
It's not the first time and won't be the last time he's been annoyed by the vermin in the comment section. Y'all made him ask u to stop mentioning other members. Only for him to call our username "Jeon Jimin" not long after 🤭🤭
Fam, Taekook real?
#ask mrs park#the vermin#the fuckery#jimin and jungkook#jikook#kookmin#minkook#Taekook is not real#the shade
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&#*@62*#/%=-,,,HOTEL
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Art Edit Credit to Roberto Coltro
#Roberto Coltro#Aunt May#May Parker#The Vermin#Kraven the Hunter#Spider Man#Peter Parker#Tales of the Spider Man
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Why everyone saying JK took Jimin's hand when JM hugged him ? It looked like JK asked him to stop hugging and took his hands off.. JM let go right then lol
It looked like JK asked him to stop
Bitch I hope you are atleast getting something out of this. Like satisfaction or joy or some shit. Because otherwise this kind of behaviour is just pathetic as hell. What? You saw Jokers are on cloud 9 so you thought; I'll go bring them down a notch???
It looked like JK asked him to stop
To you, it looks like they weren't holding hands. To you it looks like Jikook aren't being their usual cute self with Jimin being clingy with his bf like he always is. Like he has every right to. To you, it looks like JK told him to stop. Something I'm assuming you're able to tell from that distance, through their masks, right? Because noooooo u can't come up with a positive scenario it has to be a negative one. Right?
Because JK doesn't wanna go on this trip in the first place! Its BH forcing him once again to do something he doesn't want to do. So when Jimin holds him JK is like "get off"? That's the narrative you're choosing to go with, yes?
Well, someone could watch that clip and see something else. Maybe Jimin like all the other members is privy to what Armys get up to. Maybe Jimin saw all the hate that took place yesterday when it came out that they were travelling together. Maybe, Jimin doesn't give a flying fuck so at the airport... he purposely threw his arm around JK's shoulder and held his hand just, coz, he, can. Maybe then he kept holding JK knowing the cameras would do their thing... that people would take all those photos and videos and the vermin and antis would see Jikook being very close with eo like they always are. And maybe, just maybe, that was a fuck you from Jimin. Hold JK, the press and fans take a few pics and then he let's go of JK and steps away.
Mission accomplished.
Now, bitter, annoying anon, I'm not saying that's what happened, but if you can come up with a negative scenario trying to negate the Jikook bond, why can't we come up with a scenario of our own?
#the fuckery#ask shaz#bts ask#jikook#kookmin#minkook#jimin and jungkook#jimin#jungkook#whipped jimin#jikook antis#the vermin
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#my art#the hotel podcast#average reapers envy#the hotel#the manager#the lobby boy#the bellhop#the vermin#vid
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The Hotel Podcast characters and their favourite hotel based media.
Loosely based off the most recent bonus episode and fueled by my obsession admiration of hotel centric stories and fiction, I put this little list together of what each character from the Hotel Podcast would call their favourite piece of hotel fiction. Feel free to debate this is gonna be fun!
LOBBY BOY:
I debated for a bit, considering The Suite Life of Zack and Cody for a while, before it dawned on me that if LB were to picture himself in the show, the twins would send him off the wall. Instead I've come to the conclusion that he would probably really like Bad Times at the El Royale. It's got that similar "something's slightly off" vibe he would find some comfort in, and he would probably be able to relate to the El Royale's also endearingly pathetic lobby boy who's secretly got a body count in the hundreds.
MANAGER:
Manager really strikes me as a woman who would find herself drawn to Bates Motel. It's a rather intense show that I feel would keep her pretty captivated by drawing similarities to her own experiences and thoughts. Norman Bates reminds her a bit of LB and watching how things unfold with him especially over the later seasons keeps her wanting more. Maybe she hopes LB will turn out more like him in the future, or who knows maybe Manager likes LB just as he is right now.
OWNER:
He's a classic movie lover. He's too classy himself to have it any other way and what could possibly be more fitting than The Shining? He would probably relate to Jack in a way, unfortunately for him he relates to the character who gets bested by a kid *cough* Lobby Boy *cough* and dies without succeeding their big mission. He can watch the movie on repeat and watching that climax always excites him with Jack's rampage.
BELLHOP
Hop, Hop, Hop. What are we gonna do with you? There's one show I know she would love above everything else, and that's American Horror Story: Hotel. It's got everything she would like and we can count on Hop to revel in the violence brought against the guests of the hotel. There's something new for her to enjoy with every episode, especially whenever the Countess or James March are involved. I can definitely see her theorizing how certain characters will die, reveling in their demise and getting excited with every twist and turn until the very end.
CONCIERGE:
Cierge strikes me as the kind of person(?) who would choose a modern classic. He's a pretty classy dude, after all, and for that reason I think he would enjoy The Grand Budapest Hotel. It's a pretty fun flick, and while Concierge Gustave has a positive relationship with his own Lobby Boy, i believe our Cierge would be able to overlook that to enjoy him as a character and all of the hijinks he gets up to. Most importantly though, I believe Cierge's deceptively friendly approach towards guests would leave him to claim it as his favourite film should the question ever arise without it being considered suspicious or weird.
AUDITOR:
I feel like Aud would really enjoy a show with a little more mystery/supernatural elements rather than straight up horror, and just the show for that is The Lost Room. The premise of a hotel room that supposedly doesn't exist would probably be very interesting for her, especially factoring in the search for missing objects that hold great power. She only sees what she needs to, so she would probably find these silly humans' searches captivating to watch.
THE HOTEL HERSELF:
Of all the hotel media out there, the hotel herself would of course break free from the confines of her universe (that's her, haha) and listen to The Hotel Podcast. Who else loves a fourth wall break? Sure it's one thing to watch her beloved staff check in guests and go about their business but to hear it from their own perspective really makes her heart flutter. She loves to take a fan's view on things, rooting for her little Lobby Boy to finally confess his feelings or have her dear Manager tell off the Owner when he needs to be knocked down a peg. She's a VERY reactive listener.
BONUS! THE VERMIN:
I want you to look me dead in my cinnamon bun eyes and tell me Lobby Boy wouldn't sit Verm down in front of a shitty tube tv and play The Cobweb Hotel. It's an old cartoon about a spider running a hotel for flies, that just SCREAMS Verm. Not only them though, I genuinely think that all the staff would be able to enjoy watching that silly little short film.
#the hotel podcast#the hotel#lobby boy#the lobby boy#manager#the owner#the bellhop#the concierge#the auditor#the hotel herself#madam hotel#the vermin#verm#hotel media
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Lobby Boy: Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread.
Manager: Are you okay??
Lobby Boy: My vermin stole my fuckign garlic bread.
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