This is Henry Crawford. I am also trying to convince an 18 year old with a strong moral character to marry me. However, even though I'm not secretly married and not twice her age, it just isn't working for some reason. She actually said no when I proposed even though I'm charming and rich! Do you think she's just shallow? (I'm not handsome either)
We have similar issues. Do you have any advice?
Yours sincerely,
Henry Crawford
P.S. I feel like we could be friends.
Henry Crawford
Dear Henry,
From what I’ve heard about you through mutual acquaintances and town gossip, you appear to have had a string of dubious behaviours towards not one, but multiple young ladies of moral character. Although I loathe to judge others for their life choices, I am afraid I only have the experience of meeting and subsequently persuading one young lady to give me her hand in marriage.
As for your dilemma, have you considered leaving the young lady be for a period of time? If she was interested in your advances, some time apart may allow her to uncover those feelings. If she was not, well, all the more reason to let her alone.
Five years ago, I would have suggested inspiring jealousy to prompt a confession from the young lady, had I not receive mixed results when I employed this very method. Best to steer clear.
rate who would brutally murder mr garrison if given the chance
ok im formatting this differently than i have with other lists
kenny: with consequences: 35% chance. without consequence: 78%. i think he would still do it if he was going to get arrested for it but he is much less likely in that scenario because he would have to make sure it's worth jail time to kill this mf.
stan: with consequences: 8% chance. without consequences: 12% chance. he's just not the kind of person to murder a guy, yk? i just don't think he cares that much about mr garrison.
cartman: with consequences: 65% chance. without consequences: 100% chance. he doesn't really see any reason to kill mr garrison now, but he's just murderous in general. with 0 consequences there's a 100% chance he'd murder anyone.
kyle: with consequences: 0% chance. without consequences: 92.8% chance. kyle wouldn't want to jeapordize his future over a murder case. if he could do it no questions asked, he is almost certainly going to brutally murder mr garrison. i feel like he has deeply bottled up rage and the only thing keeping him back is consequences.
craig: with consequences: 20% chance. without consequence: 30% chance. i just don't see him caring enough to murder anyone or at least put in the effort to do so, but the chances do go up when proposed without punishment.
tweek: with consequences: 45% chance. without consequences: 82% chance. he's a wild card, which is why i give him an 18% benefit of the doubt when faced with no punishment. on a normal day, with normal laws, he is still more likely than the average person to kill mr garrison by far, because he is insane.
wendy: with consequences: 9.3% chance. without consequences: 88% chance. she pictures murdering teachers when they give her less than an A on anything. watch your back mr garrison.
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headcanon: jimmy would decorate his crutches with stickers and stuff
Omg yeah. He’d probably have like, generic symbols of stuff he likes. Lightning bolts. Instruments. Idk. Sometimes he switches it up a little and slaps a bunch of cheap MLP stickers onto that shit just because he can.
Sometimes he draws crude images on them with an expo marker when he gets bored and waits to see how long it takes for someone to notice
Sorry, english isn't my first language, but I wanted to talk. Long time jikooker, talking 2016 Era, it always makes me amused seeing baby jikookers reacting to stuff like seven and 3D. These guys have been singing about women for years, of Iove, played parts in mvs, etc. All these things are a part of their jobs in general as solo artists and members of bts.
Why do people let a single role, a single photo, a single post, a single song, erase what has happened over the years? The frenzy every single time is frankly a little ridiculous! We don't know anyone's intentions despite what we believe about someone's bond with another person. We are outsiders looking in. JK and JM are people with their own lives, and they seem happy living it together. That's the core of Jikook to me, and as fans, we should be satisfied with this great outcome. Romantic, platonic, whatever. We have years of evidence showing just how great their bond is. It evolves and shifts and grows, and it's always so wonderful to witness.
My biggest advice as a longtime fan is to take a break from BTS/Jikook if you're letting every little thing get to you! Seriously! I understand the hesitation, the fear of misinterpreting a relationship, and disappointment when things don't meet expectations - but please understand that it's not up to YOU what expectations are in the first place! BTS members are people with their own lives how ever they choose to live it. If you're stressing yourself out over that, then maybe take a step back and reevaluate your place as a fan. Take it from me who had to do the same thing!
A strange question I guess but I want to clarify: do you like macson as a well uh regular shipp or more like a comic one? kind of meme? I don’t know how to explain
I stated to ship them as a joke at first. And I didn't really pay attention to Mr Mackey. It wasn't until S3 E17 when I realized they were really cute together.
These are some key moments that made me ship them more and more. I did find it super cute in the World Wide episode that Mackey confidently said he's Garrison's therapist, and I did get upset he never said it again.
I do like to imagine that Mr Mackey HATES Mr Hat because after losing to Mr Hat, he's both embarrassed and jealous he lost the fight and was probably really happy when Mr. Garrison got rid of him lmaooo
( P.S: I first called the ship, "Garrimack" before discovering it was called Mackson lol )