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issdisgrace · 7 months
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I hope you really meant it when you said it's okay for me to request more.
These are just some ideas, you don't have to write any of them. God they're so lame, bruh your league is too good.
For now I'm gonna take advantage of your random slasher sfw/nsfw hcs hehe.
1) Michael Myers (michael freqently jerks off in public + michael has a thing for teeth):
- What about Michael x male reader where reader tries to find Michael outside bc reader is horny and Michael was gone for too long, He finds him, notices his heavy breathing and a boner. - Reader takes his knife away and makes him kneel to suck him off, he takes his mask off and holding it in his hand while he puts Michael's knife into his mouth to hold it (he doesn't want to alarm Michael by holding the knife in his hand not to pose as a threat).
- Reader then notices Michael started moaning (Michael started jerking off), realizing it has something to do with him holding his knife in his teeth looking like an aggressive wolf.
- He then starts to play with the knife, biting it, licking it, showing his teeth and licking them as well.
- Reader starts to get close so he throws Michael's knife away, takes his hand and bites his fingers, causing a domino effect. Michael comes, continues to suck reader off more aggressively making reader come into his mouth.
- When Michael swallows he looks at reader and he's grinning like a devil, which makes Michael weak.
2) Vicent Sinclair (has fisted himself before):
- Basically Vincent wants reader to fist fuck him while licking, bitting and kissing his butt cheeks. He lets him do that as a sign of trust so they move frurther into the relationship.
3) Patrick Bateman (patrick likes to roleplay as a doting house wife):
- Reader comes home from work to find Patrick in an arpon, cozy and cute clothing, being all sweet and gentle.
- They are all lovely dovely, and as a doting housewife he tells reader that he needs to take care of himself so he makes him eat delicious dinner, have a bathand then Patrick and reader fuck, but it's more like patrick riding reader and just doing all the work to help reader relax.
4) Bo Sinclair (bo likes wearing panties):
- Reader and Bo having make out session (reader laying on the bed and Bo sitting on him), Bo then gets off of him to take his cloths off and reader notices his panties and teases him about it and basically they fuck while Bo still has the panties on (just put aside) and when they're done Bo teases reader for liking him in panties.
I'm gonna shower you in love if you write even just one of these. Or even when not. I love you man.
ALLEYWAY BLOWJOB
WARNINGS: Blowjob/face fucking, semi public, Michael got a thing for teeth, knifeplay??
A/N: @charliedakotariley I hope you enjoy this. I've written the other 3 requests, so be on the lookout for those in the near future.
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God, why can’t Michael be around when I need him? He’s probably avoiding me because I found out about his thing for teeth. To be fair, it’s not my fault I woke up with his fingers running across my teeth and his dick in his hand. Anyway, right now I just need to let off a little steam after dealing with morons all day.
Sighing, I go to the back door, open it and step outside, closing it behind me.
“Michael, you around. I need your help with a little something.” 
I called out. I then hear something rattle then a cat hiss. Call for the devil and he shall appear I think as I step off my back porch. I cross the backyard to the gate leading into the alley. Unlocking it, I open it, stepping into the alley. There in the shadows a few feet in front of the gate is Michael knife in hand. Must’ve just gotten back from slaughtering some people. I take slow steps towards him until I’m directly in front of him, towering over him. I force him to walk backwards until his back hits the neighboring fence. Blocking him against the fence, I lean down and whisper into his ear.
“I need to let off some steam, so how about you put that mouth to good use?”
 Michael grunts. I’ll just take that as a yes. Reaching up, I grab the mask and pull it off of his head, his brown locks falling into place. Chucking the mask on top of the nearby trash can. I then take the knife from his hand. Quickly swapping our position, I lean against the fence with my free hand. I push Michael down by his shoulder. He gets the memo and kneels before me. Now face to face with my hard on he looks from it back up to me. 
“Suck.”
He nods and reaches up. His hands making quick work of my belt. He then unzips my pants and tugs them down with my boxers. My cock springs out and hits him in the face. I let out a laugh and Michael looks up at me with a glare.
“Don’t look at me like that. Get to sucking or you won’t be getting anything from me anytime soon.”
Michael looks back down at my cock for a moment before wrapping his lips around the head of it. Reaching up, I scratch my face as I sigh in content as he starts to work my cock. His mouth felt so good on my cock.
Looking down at him, I realize I’m still holding his knife. Lifting the knife up I notice how shiny it is. I can see my reflection in it. That sparks an idea. Smiling, I check out my teeth in the reflection of the knife for a minute. Hey if Micheal likes my teeth might as well indulge him. I laugh to myself as I continue to check out my teeth for a couple more minutes. I suddenly feel Michael groan around my cock. Looking down, I notice him jerking himself off.
Laughing, I fix my grip on the knife before stabbing into the fence beside me. Letting go of the knife, I reach down and grab the sides of his head. Forcing eye contact with him. I then shove him all the way down onto my cock. I feel him gag around me, which draws a moan out of me. I start brutally fucking myself in and it of his mouth. 
God his mouth felt so good around me. If I could fuck his mouth all day, I would. As I fuck into his mouth, I feel him groan more and more around my cock. Each vibration bringing me slowly towards the edge. I hum to myself, the groans getting louder and more frequent. He must be closing in on his orgasm. But I’m not gonna let him finish before me. Tightening my grip on his head, I animalistically fuck his mouth. It doesn’t take long for the knot in my stomach to tighten even more. Then he lets out one last long loud groan, causing me to go over the edge, cumming down his throat. Coming down from my high, I lean my head against the fence. God that felt amazing. As I bask in my bliss, I feel Michael pull himself off my cock slowly with a pop. Looking down at him, I notice him wiping his hand on the pants of his jumpsuit before he puts himself away. He looks up at me the look in his eye that tells me he wants more. 
“If you tuck me back in and we’ll continue this inside.”
Michael nods as he reaches down and grabs pants from where they pool at my knees and pulls my boxers and pants back up. He then zips my pants back up before buckling my belt. I pat his head and give him a little praise before helping him up. His knees cracking in the process. Hmmm, I’ll have to see if I can get him those knee compression sleeves.
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dollfaceksj · 9 months
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Hey! So I saw you mention something about a new style of drabble series and I was wondering if I could request something so you can try it out?
College!JK, that’s a year younger than Y/N, that looks shy and quiet but is actually a fuckboy, he just doesn’t show it around Y/N because he respects her as his senior and being a mutual friend of his (Tae or Joon or any member)
aaa thank you! i was rlly considering trying it out and u’ve given me the opportunity. the idea is derived from @/jiminrings’ lunchbox lovers! they’re one of my fav authors so definitely check out their work <333
ps: THIS WAS SO FUN TO DO!!! i might do this for a lot of ideas i have cause its so quick and fun!!
taste of a poison paradise | jjk (m) #1
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jungkook and you cross paths every now and again, like right now when you’re sitting in taehyung’s small studio apartment watching the two of them play call of duty: black ops on taehyung’s small flatscreen
you’re seated on taehyung’s bed, back pressed against the headboard and you’ve got a view of the back of their heads as they’re sitting on the floor at the foot of the bed
“dude, how did you miss that?” jungkook groans loudly, his head thrown back in disbelief
“that’s the same person that killed you 20 seconds into the game! they’re just good.” taehyung wants to defend himself but they’re both being a little too loud and taehyung has already got several noise complaints
UNFORTUNATELY you have to be the rational one.
despite this not even being your place
“guys, quiet down.”
you have to remind these annoying fucks about the neighbors every 10 minutes.
they’re so annoying like???
acting like little kids ffs
taehyung glances at you over his shoulder and sheepishly says, “sorry.”
jungkook doesn’t say anything but you’re not surprised, the only words you two have ever really exchanged were a couple awkward ‘hello’s and ‘how are you’s
“you don’t have to apologize to me, taehyung, i’m just trying not to get you evicted!!!”
they both chuckle at that but are suddenly interrupted by jungkook’s phone buzzing
jungkook’s hand dives into his pocket and his other hand shields his phone from taehyung’s prying eyes
taehyung teases him about it. “what? is it another one of your little girlfriends?”
your ears perk up at the new info
NEW INFO ALERT
jungkook actually gets bitches?
truth or lie?
there’s no way bruh
or is he so bitchless that it’s become an inside joke ?
like he’s pretty cute you’ll admit that much
but he looks like he’ll combust any second when talking to a woman???
“you talk too much…” jungkook mumbles as he gets up from the floor, wiping his sweatpants clean after shoving his phone back into his pocket
you take the opportunity to tease the younger one, the guy that’s always too shy to look into your eyes for longer than 3 seconds
“oh, you get down like that?”
jungkook’s head turns to you after the words leave your mouth and for the first time, he doesn’t look awkward or shy to be engaging in eye contact with you
his eyes slowly drag down your body, lingering on your bare thighs
you almost jerk at the intensity of his gaze but you compose yourself, it’s just jungkook.
like he literally looks like he gets boners from just getting on a bus
just as he parts his lips to answer, his phone starts ringing again
“see y’all later.” with that, he walks out of taehyung’s flat
hm. that was
weird?
different???
tae glances over at you, a wiggle in his brows and a smirk on his lips. “he’s definitely gonna go get his dick sucked.”
you scrunch your nose up at his words. “i don’t need to know that.”
you can’t help it though. you’re a bit surprised
jeon jungkook???
having SEX???
WITH AN ACTUAL PERSON?
that does not sound logical to you whatsoever
he’s top 3 students in his year, he’s quiet and awkward. he plays video games, is obsessed with anime and is always covered in head to toe.
like that time you all went swimming and he was the only one wearing one of those damn rash guards.
with the amount of time he spends on discord you think he might have a discord kitten but that’s as much pussy he’s gonna get
in your opinion, he’s literally a pussy repeller. an anti pussy magnet. a bitchless los–
“what are you thinking about?” taehyung snaps you out of your thoughts.
shit
SHIT
you weren’t listening to a word he just said.
you raise your brows slightly. you contemplate speaking your mind but then you remember it’s just taehyung.
tae and you go way back and he’s one of your closest friends
you shouldn’t feel awkward to ask him anything that’s on your mind
“does he actually get laid?”
there’s a quick beat of silence
“why? you interested?” he smirks and wiggles his brows at you.
he’s so annoying
“gross.”
he laughs as he gets up from his seat on the floor and falls down next to you on the bed.
“you look surprised.”
“tae, he literally looks like he’ll bust a vein whenever he talks to me.”
taehyung laughs and shakes his head. “nah, joon and i told him to keep his claws off our beloved friend.”
there’s a scrunch in your brows as you process the new info.
NEW INFO ALERT
claws ???
off YOU?????
you don’t know whether to be amused or offended
you shake your head in disbelief. there’s no way he just said that
“you actually think that kid has a chance with me?”
tae glances at you with a tilt to his head.
he shrugs his shoulders. “either way. don’t pay him any mind.”
now you’re intrigued because no matter how believable taehyung seems, you still don’t believe it.
you refuse to believe it
he’s too
EUUGHHH??
you can’t describe it
and to think that they THINK he has a CHANCE with YOU???
absolutely fucking mindboggling
“you seem like you don’t believe me,” he laughs but then returns his attention to his phone. “i forget that you don’t really know jungkook that well.”
just as you part your lips to say something, taehyung adds, “hm. maybe it’s better that way.”
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hajim3 · 1 year
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You want requests? Hmmmm who (out of all characters you right for) likes a plump soft reader? Who looks at thicc ppl and just can't help themselves? And what's their first fantasy about chubby reader?
If you don't do chubby reader requests then plz ignore me. Thank you for your time ✌️🤗
𝚆𝚑𝚘 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎'𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚊 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚌 𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚎?
꒷꒦꒷‧˚.‧꒦꒷꒦ ꒷꒦‧˚.‧꒷꒦꒷‧˚꒦꒷꒦꒷‧˚.‧꒦꒷꒦ ꒷꒦‧˚.‧꒷꒷꒦꒷‧˚.‧꒦꒷
cw: gn!reader, mentions of titties but it can be ignored if it doesn’t apply, suggestive (I think??) I’m not good at warnings so lmk if I missed anything
a/n: HI GUYS!!! I’VE MISSED YOU!!! It’s been over a year! I know this is very short but this took me two days to write cuz I had to get my brain turning again. 😭 Also I had to stop myself from writing cuz I still had a bit more to say but imma save it for another time. I feel pretty good about this one so I hope you guys enjoy it as well.
word count: 478
꒷꒦꒷‧˚.‧꒦꒷꒦ ꒷꒦‧˚.‧꒷꒦꒷‧˚꒦꒷꒦꒷‧˚.‧꒦꒷꒦ ꒷꒦‧˚.‧꒷꒷꒦꒷‧˚.‧꒦꒷
⇾ Tbh I have a whole arsenal of characters that I think would die for a cute chubby person
⇾ But if i absolutely had to pick one person, I say Bokuto (oh and Osamu but imma save that for another time) and i will die on the hill that he would go through hell and back to just get a sprinkle of attention from a chubby person and if you disagree then you’re wrong 🤷🏽‍♀️
⇾ And if I’m not mistaken this is canon right???
⇾ My mans is going feral for some big thighs and titties bro
⇾ Bruh cant keep his hands off you man
⇾ Always expect your thighs to be squeezed, checks to be pinched, ass to be slapped, and tits to be caressed at any given moment
⇾ Cuddles are so nice with him especially in the winter
⇾ Cuddles can either be calm and relaxing or chaotic and loud (no in between)
⇾ But honestly he’s such an affectionate person in the first place so his favorite thing to do with you is cuddle because you’re both so warm and it just feels heavenly (I was always the person that someone would hug/touch to warm up because I’m naturally very warm so this resonates deep with me 😭)
⇾ He’s so proud to show you off in public
⇾ He’s the boyfriend that’ll let you wear whatever you want in public cuz he’s secure in the fact that you’re his and he’s yours so there’s no reason for him not to 🤷🏽‍♀️
⇾ In fact, he would jump at any opportunity to take pictures of you because he’s just so obsessed with your beauty he just can’t help it
⇾ Bro turns into a professional photographer when it comes to you
⇾ Like he’s getting all the angles and lighting to make sure it’s perfect
⇾ If someone was to open his social media they would think it’s ran by you from the amount of pictures and videos of you he has on there
⇾ He’ll post a pic of you and it’ll have some corny ass caption like “just in case you forgot what they look like 🤭🥰” even all his other recent posts (within the last couple days) were of you
⇾ He will spam your comments with emojis and stupid pick up lines whenever you post on you own page
⇾ His one and only wish is to be between your thighs at all times
⇾ Like if he could die between your thighs, oh trust me he most certainly will, with a smile on his face too
⇾ Oh yea he has a very bad habit of slapping your ass, so hard if hurts
⇾ But being the sweet boy he is, he immediately apologizes and rubs it
⇾ If I keep going any longer this is gonna be super fucking long so imma cut it here and maybe make a Pt2 and answer that last part in it💀
FIN
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lovebombs4life · 6 months
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why are you here? - l.r.h.
requested: no. bruh at this point i don’t even know when im gonna get my last requests done 💀
a/n: i haven’t had my zoloft in a week 🤞🤞 doctors appointment on thursday tho 🫶
cw: SMUT!!! bathroom sex, name calling, slight angst, a bit of a fluffy end. (if there’s anything else lmk in the comments)
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my heart dropped as i spotted him across the room. he was dancing with some chick. my fingers tightened around the glass i was holding, hardly listening to anything my friend in front of me was saying.
“helloooo?” ryan waved his hand in front of me. my eyes snapped back to him, my heart beat quickening as i thought about how he was in the same room as me.
it had been six months since the break up. what we had was fantastic, but we crumbled down, and ended terribly. “sorry, erm, you didn’t tell luke you were going anywhere tonight, did you?” i asked.
ryan raised his brow. “why would i have? he said he was gonna be staying at home anyways.” he shrugged. i raised my brow. “then who’s that over there?” i asked, pointing over his shoulder. ryan turned his head, locking his vision onto luke.
he turned his gaze back to me, wide eyed. “y/n i didn’t know he’d be here i’m so-” i waved it off. my small motion drew attention to me, luke looking my way. i locked eyes with him, not breaking eye contact.
ryan turned his head back to luke. he then saw ryan, his face going bright red. he pulled away from the girl he was dancing with, going to the bar.
i excused myself before going to the bathroom. i stood at the counter, splashing water on my face. i made sure not to mess up my makeup, wiping my face dry. the door opened, his tall figure standing in front of me. he closed the door quickly, locking it so no one else could get it.
“real classy, sneaking into the women’s room, luke.” i rolled my eyes as i looked at him. “you and i both know its not the first time.” he remarked, walking towards me.
he pushed me against one of the stall doors, hands on either side of my head. “why are you here?” he spoke lowly, staring into my eyes.
“needed to get out and do something for once. ryan offered to bring me out. guess your alibi didn’t work this time, huh?” i asked. he scoffed, bringing his face closer to mine.
“we can never be friends, can we?” he spoke, his eyes glancing down to my lips before meeting my gaze again. i shrugged, smirking up at him. “fuck it.” he said before kissing me roughly.
his tongue met mine, swirling around in each others mouths. he grabbed my thighs, wrapping my legs around his waist. my dress hoisted to my hips when he did so, exposing my ass, as i wasn’t wearing underwear. he quickly found that out once grabbing me.
he smirked against my lips, brining me to the countertop. “expect to get some tonight?” he teased, his hands going between my thighs. i rolled my eyes.
“yeah, didn’t think it would be you, though.” i grumbled. he chuckled darkly. “oh please, you act like you don’t want me.” i bit my lip as his hands went for his belt.
“shut up” i mumbled, watching him pull down his jeans. i tried to clench my thighs together once i saw the sight of his cock peeking out from the waistband of his boxers.
“wanna say that again, brat?” he said, pushing my thighs open wide. i let my head fall back against the mirror. i shook my head quickly. “no sir.”
‘that’s what i thought.” he pulled down his boxers, lining his cock up with my entrance. i let out a breathy moan as he pushed into me, his pace quick and steady. i clenched around him, feeling every vein in his cock. my jaw fell slack as i took him in fully.
my eyes rolled back, making him slap my face. “look at me while i’m fucking you, y/n. i know you haven’t forgotten my rules, so fucking follow them.” i whimpered as i opened my eyes, looking into his.
he smirked at me, watching me try and keep my eyes open. he stuck his thumb in my mouth, my lips wrapping around his finger as if it were his cock. i moved my tongue how he liked when i would give him head, causing him to groan.
“fuckin hate how much i love this.” he tilted back his head, swallowing hard. his brow furrowed as his thumb pulled from my mouth, grabbing my hips tightly. his movements became quicker, but rather than feeling rushed, they felt almost filled with love.
i tried not to think about it, tried to remember that this is just one last time together. his teeth sinks into the flesh of my neck, sucking slightly and running tongue over the marks he’d left. i moaned at the sensation, my nails clawing at his back.
“getting close, lu.” i moaned, speaking the nickname i had given him when we were together. he whined at my words, pushing himself deep inside me, massaging my breasts through my dress.
“fuck, cum for me beautiful, come on.” he breathed. his tone had changed from hateful to kind within a matter of seconds. my heart fluttered as i released all over his cock.
he groaned as i tightened around him, causing him to pull out, finishing on my thigh. i kept my arms wrapped around his neck, keeping him close to my body. “guess we really never can be friends, huh?” he mumbled into my neck. i took in a deep breath, feelings the aching in my chest.
“guess not.” i sighed. he pulled back, pulling his jeans back up, situating himself. he helped me off the counter, pulling my dress back over my thighs. he grabbed my hands from where they were at my sides, brining them to his mouth, leaving soft kisses on each of them while looking into my eyes.
“as much as i hate that i saw you again, im real fuckin glad i did.” he whispered. i bit the inside of my cheek, watching his guilt filled eyes. “six months feels like hell when im away from you. will you try this again with me?” he asked.
my eyes welled with tears as i bit my lip. “you haven’t changed, luke. i know you haven’t,” i looked down at our feet. “you just want to bring back the past and hold on to what you lost.”
he shook his head, pulling me into his chest. “i’ve thought about you every minute of the day, y/n. i mean it. i mean, fucks sake i said your name when i kissed another girl. she kicked me out immediately when i had to explain that you’re my ex. i want this. i want you.” he begged, his eyes looking down at me, brimming with tears.
“i need time to think.” i whispered, blinking away the tears. he nodded, kissing the top of my head. i pulled away from him, grabbing the door handle.
“how about we go back to your house and get pizza? watch movies on the couch?” i asked, turning around to meet his gaze.
his eyes were wide. he nodded his head, quickly following me out of the bathroom.
i knew we could never be friends, we’d only ever be in love with each other.
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enmuswife3 · 2 months
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Maybe its a Blessing in Disguise
Jacob x werewolf!Reader
reader moves from LA to Forks in order to reconnect with her old family friend Bella Swan and meets Jacob.
Reader is slightly Afro Latina coded I haven’t rlly said anything about reader’s hair tho so maybe just Latina, also speaks Spanish and incorporates it into random sentences but only if she knows the other person can understand it, reader wears a black juicy tracksuit and chunky sandals bc I said so Jacob does not know that reader is a werewolf reader and is in a pack ill add more as i write
Bruh he is SO FOINE GRRRR BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF
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I yawned as I drove to my best friend's house after hearing that her pasty-faced boyfriend had broken up with her. “Bells! vine tan pronto como pude!” I said barging into the house and the young girl's room. I walked in and saw her crying in her bed “Okay pause those sheets are so tacky what the hell” I said carefully sitting down and taking her in my arms letting her cry into my velvety tracksuit. “let's get you better amor” i said kissing the top of her head and helping her stand up. I got her into the shower, washed her face, and put her back to bed as it was already 10:00.
I woke her up bright and early and got her into the bathroom to do something to her face and hair you know to bring that Arizonan girl out and honestly, it worked wonderfully. I put on another tracksuit this time it's dark green and I give Bella a matching one “Tan guapa” I complimented her smiling softly seeing her face turn red alright let go I say grabbing my keys “Wait you driving?” Bella asked “yea silly it’s a sports car though so prepárate,” I said stepping outside and unlocking my Dodge Charger and turning it on making the engine rev like crazy. I smiled as I headed towards the school that I recently enrolled in.
I pulled into a parking spot seeing all the different people including some of Bella’s acquaintances that she showed me a picture of. I stepped out of the car looking around seeing her pasty faced ex-boyfriend through my shades looking right at me, I smirked slightly walking over and opening the door for Bella and helping her out. I chuckled seeing her stumble due to me going 30 over the speed limit. She put her arm around my waist covering up my back tattoo i did the same as we walked through the parking lot ignoring the stares. Thankfully i was able to get all of my classes with Bella so we walked to class together.
Time Skip
It was the end of the day and me and Bella were walking outside and to my car just to find a bunch of random people standing around my car “watch this” i snickered as i pressed the automatic on button and watched as the people jumped and yelped by me turning on the car. I open the door and get in and so does Bella i peered into the mirror seeing the Cullens staring at my car “they stare a whole lot” i said raising my eyebrows. I drove out of the parking lot “ hey can you take me to this place my friend wants to hang out” Bella said “sure”.
We made it to this guy named Billy’s house and when you pulled up several shirtless dudes where sitting on the front deck. I got out and immediately smelled like there were other werewolves and i guess they could smell me too because they immediately turned in my direction. “Guys this is y/n l/n” Bella hesitantly introduced me i smiled politely at the boys “well I’m Seth that’s Quill, Embry, and Jacob” the boy said smiling sweetly “n/n wanna come with us to La Push there’s gonna be a bonfire” Bella asked “uh sure i wont stay too long though a bitch needs her sleep or we wont make it to school tomorrow” i laughed “ well I’m gonna go home i need a shower” i sighed pressing the automatic button on my car key turning up the car making the engine rev. I walked to my car “you stayin’ right?” I looked at Bella as i opened the door, she nodded a few times and i got in my car and sped off.
Bella’s POV
I watched as my friend sped away in her car “soo where’s she from? I know she wasn’t born here” Quil asked “Yeah she’s from LA” I responded as I sat down next to Jacob “What’s LA?” Jacob asked with a raised eyebrow “LA stands for Los Angeles it's in California” I said leaning back and pulling out my phone to text y/n the time she can come back and where. Jacob leaned his head to the side to see what I was doing “So this y/n girl…is she single?” Quil asked as he leaned back in his chair licking his lips “Surprisingly yes” I said “Honestly I don’t even know how or why she’s single I guess the boys in California didn’t catch her attention” I shrugged.
“Are you all ready? And do we have everything we need?” Jacob called out as he finished loading the supplies into his truck “Yeah we’re ready” I called out getting into the passenger seat and the other boys got into the back seat. I dialed y/n’s number and waited for her to answer” Hello?” She answered, “Hey we’re on our way to La Push where are you now?” “Umm I’m at a shopping center right now getting Auntie Annie’s” she answered “Oooh get me a pretzel please,” I asked “ está bien I’m about to leave now no estoy muy lejos” “Okay bye” “Peace”. I hung up the phone “Was she speaking Spanish?” Seth asked “yea it’s her first language” I said looking out the window as the trees turned into cliffs and this cliff turned into the beach. It was slightly crowded but I wasn’t bothered by that. The bonfire was set up and I was waiting patiently for y/n to come with my delicious pretzel.
Y/n’s POV
I pulled into the parking lot and looked around before I got out holding Bella’s pretzel and a lemonade in my other hand I walked towards the bonfire which was actual a long distance away so I started sipping on my frosted lemonade. The soft light of the fire grew larger as I neared I scanned for a spot to sit at and slightly tensed up seeing that the only spot open was by that Jacob guy. No I don’t hate him or anything he’s actually very attractive in fact he looks like he was sculpted by a god or something. And ohh don’t get me started on his eyes and the way his brows furrow- that’s enough rambling for one day I thought to myself. I saw Bella get up happily scurrying towards me grabbing the pretzel and taking a bite happily. “Oh um there aren’t anymore seats by me so I guess you’ll have to sit with Jay” Bella said looking around “oh okay” I said sitting down on the bench by the young boy.
Time Skip
Everyone was laughing and enjoying their time Jacob and I grew silent but I could feel his eyes on me. Bella and the 3 other boys were talking and laughing but I kind of just zoned them out by playing a random game on my phone. “So y/n how’s the weather there in California?” Jacob asked as he sat up straight “extremely hot I can say that” I laughed breathlessly “so do you like it over here more?” I grew silent for a moment looking back at Bella and the others joking around “I guess you could say that though I do miss my family” I smiled softly looking back at Jacob. I could see a slight hint of red in his cheeks but I dared not to say anything about it. “Alright y/n I’m ready to go” Bella said getting up “okay” I said getting up “it was nice meeting you all” I said softly walking over to Bella and turning around. “Yeah it was nice meeting you” Seth said as the others nodded in agreement I softly smiled and turned around to see Bella already walking off I smacked my lips jogging after her.
We had finally made it to my car and we got in and I drove away “soo Jacob huh~ think he’s cute?” Bella asked teasingly and laughed when I blushed “I think he’s really into you y/n~” she laughed “I should set you two up” I laughed nervously “I mean I wouldn’t be complaining he is cute” I said as I pulled into the driveway and got out the car. “Oh by the way me and Edward are okay now I guess but I don’t know if we’re back together yet, also prom is Friday night and I think you should come” Bella said as we walked into the house “okay but I don’t trust that pasty-face bastard, and yea we can go to prom can you come dress shopping with me?” I asked “sure”.
“Alright goodnight Bells” I yawned as I walked to my room, I laid down and called my mom as it was only 8:00 where she was “hi momma” I spoke sweetly “hi my sweet baby how is mare you doing?” My mother cooed “ah I’m alright schools pretty nice here and I love the weather” I gushed “that’s good sweetie now have you met anyone? Any boys?” My mother asked slyly. I chuckled nervously “there’s this one boy but when I first met him I got a whiff of that wet dog smell so I think he’s one of us including his friends or should I say pack” I whispered “another pack? Well I’m not surprised. You haven’t come across any of those cold ones have you?” She asked “unfortunately yes, I have and I think Bella has a relation shit with one of them” I sighed “god well if you need any help let out a howl and your siblings will be there in a bling of an eye” “I will momma, I’m going to go to sleep now okay?” “Alright love call me if you need anything alright? Bye now” I hung up the phone and placed it on my nightstand and rolled over to look at the ceiling. I waited for a few minutes just in case then I softly closed my eyes.
I was woken up by my 5:00 alarm and got up with a groan. I quickly got ready and headed downstairs just to see Bella introducing her so called “boyfriend” to Charlie “good morning Charlie!” I say walking up to the chief giving him a big hug somehow he was still taller than me “mornin’” he huffed “y/n this is Edward” Bella said “hi.uh nice to meet you” I said looking him up and down questionably. “It’s nice to meet you too I’m about to take Bella to play baseball ball with my family would you like to join?” The pale-faced man smiled “I’ll go if Bells wants me to” I stated as I turned to the girl raising my eyebrow. “Yeah you should come but take your car so I can have a ride home,” Bella said smiling “Okay. “
“Y/n, I trust that you’ll keep Bella safe and not let any harm come to her correct?” Charlie asked sternly but I could see right through him “She won’t get into any type of danger as long as I’m breathing” I said with a glint in my eyes. “She’s safe with me,” I said holding up my hands and retracted my claws smiling. Charlie nodded and walked off to get ready for work Bella and her boyfriend were already outside I sipped on some water and pressed the button to turn on my car “I’ll follow you guys or you could just tell me the location so I can speed how I’d like to” I said looking at Edward “I think it’d be best if you followed since I don’t know where we’re going” “erm okay I guess” I shrugged walking to my car.
The car ride there was pretty long but I understand what Edward meant by him not even knowing where we were going himself because there were three other cars in front of him at last we finally made it to the destination three women got out of one car and three men came out of theirs I opened my door and got out and walked next to Bella and rested my elbow on her shoulder. “Y/n this is Alice, Rosalie, and Esme” “Hi y/n I’ve seen you in the halls but I was too nervous to come up to you,” Alice said chuckling nervously “I know right? When I first met her she looked like she wanted to fight me but she’s a sweetheart really” Bella smiled “Looks like it” Rosalie said eyeing me up and down. I heard a twig snap and immediately turned my head to see who it was kind of surprising the three women.
After I was introduced to everyone the game had finally begun and I could tell that they were very serious about the game. I stood at one of the bases and looked to my side seeing Bella at another one then all of a sudden she caught the ball and threw it at me and I could see in the corner of my eye Rosalie running towards me using her super speed I caught the ball just before she could slide to the base “you're out.” I said looking down at her. She stood up immediately and let out a growl as if she were trying to scare me I raised my eyebrow tilted my head and watched her stomp away.
“Stop!” Alice yelled everyone walked to her “Someone’s coming”
Yall i was so excited writing this yall do not knowww anywho not rlly proof read i just used Grammarly to correct sum stuff so if it sounds weird it’s that😓🙏
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hi elle! can I request what the union members would be like when they’re jealous? or you can do eunjang it doesn’t matter ;) anyways love your writings!
i love YOU and yes THANK YOU
when they’re jealous ;
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donald na
donald wouldn’t like letting his jealousy show, since you often assure him that he’s the only one for you, but sometimes he can’t help it.
he was in a meeting one evening, and you were waiting outside his office for him to finish when one of cheongang’s men sits across from you. since you don’t want to ruin any potential relationships for donald, you’d put on a smile and greet him kindly.
you realize his intentions may not be as pure as you thought just as the meeting ends, and donald steps out to see you and the man. laughing. together.
you and the cheongang man part ways when you follow donald into his office, closing the door behind you. “it wasn’t what it looked like... that was a nervous laugh, i swear.” 
“y/n, it’s not a big deal. i trust you.” he does trust you. he just doesn’t tell you that there’s a knife under the table and the cheongang man on his mind :)
jake ji
jake hardly gets jealous, but you find him hilarious when he does.
you’d be wearing shorts and a tank top to combat the terrible summer heat when your boyfriend stops by to visit, and of course, that’s when a rowdy bunch of men passes by. you wouldn’t think much of it, but jake hates the way they eye you up and down so much that you have to hold him back from confronting the guys.
you’d tell him to ignore him, and jake would just pout like a child and flail a pointed finger at them. “they were looking at your butt! when i do that, you whack me with a magazine! so not fair.” 
“well, they kept their hands to themselves, until someone i know...” 
“i’m defending your honor!” 
“no, you’re being jealous.”
“yeah, cause they can look for free.”
“bruh, i’m gonna smack you!” it’s all outta love guys dw <3
dean kwon
like jake, dean also has his manga collection, but he tries to be subtle about it. you’re the one who expresses your love for it, and you always ask him to wait to start a new one until you can read it together.
one thing you’re trying to work on is your excessive kindness because sometimes you can’t differentiate when someone is just being nice back, or if they’re flirting with you.
you were in the library with dean and spit up to search for different genres. while your boyfriend was on the other side of the manga section, a boy from school approached you with a comic in his hand. “if you liked the promised neverland, you might like this one, next.”
you took it and thanked him, not seeing the problem, but you were unaware of your boyfriend drilling glare-holes in the head of the guy looking you up and down. you’re obviously surprised when dean appears at your side, pulling the comic from your hands and slamming it into the guy’s chest. 
“we’re leaving.” was all he said before leading you out of the library.
wolf keum
a jealous wolf is a dangerous wolf.
you wouldn’t think much of his sudden silence at first, since he does have the tendency to let his phone die and forget to charge it. until the male friend you’d been hanging out with texts you saying there’s some freak with purple hair stalking him. you’d instantly track your boyfriend down and pull him away from whatever schemes he’s up to, scolding him for being creepy.
he’d gotten better at managing his jealousy when he was around you, but one night, some guy couldn’t keep his hands to himself. and neither could wolf.
the touches weren’t risky or uncomfortable, but wolf waited until the third time the man touched you before breaking. he leaped at the man, and wolf’s jealous streak wasn’t the only thing he broke that night.
jimmy bae
my god, i think jimmy would be one of the most jealous people in the world fr.
he’s a different person when he’s with you and his friends then how he likes to perceive himself to the public, so when that “leader of yoosun” comes out in the form of jealousy, he’d be good at making it known to you that he is obvious, though, whether that be verbally telling you or simply putting an arm around your waist.
in one case, you’d be on a date together when someone comes up to you, rather shamelessly, and tells you how attractive you are. you’d brush him off with a “thanks”, but jimmy’s grip would tighten around you. “y/n, if he doesn’t take his eyes off of your legs, i’m going to break his teeth.”
you decided it best to continue the date at home.
jack kang
jack isn’t one to get jealous often. there have been moments where he’s come close, but jack trusts you enough to hold your own. and that was true until you went out one night and ended up slightly more than tipsy.
you hadn’t meant to drink so much, especially in public, since you were an affectionate drunk, but what was done was done.
you’d be with your friends, flirting with all of them (in a friendly/joking sense of course) and jack can just feel his blood pressure slowly rising. he doesn’t want to get jealous or upset, but when one of your male friends places a hand a bit too low on your back, jack gets up, grabs your hand, and pulls you out of the club.
honestly, you’re more grateful than upset, and a little amused to see your boyfriend break that stoic facade. 
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hopefully you don’t mind that they’re spaced out! lmk if it looks better the other way :)
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Magical Girl Yuu's First Day pt 2
It doesn't look like Fire Dude (Idia?) is gonna speak first
“So what did he mean by orientation?”
Muttering: “WTF are you stupid, how do you not know?”
“What was that”
“Ahhh, nothing”
Yuu gets the sneaking suspicion that this guy isn't going to be super helpful.
Fire Dude hunches further in on himself.
So orientation. That's like an introduction event for group stuff.
But what's with the robes?
Oh geez, is this a cult thing!?
Okay Yuu, gotta stay sharp. Play cool. Don't let him know you're onto them.
“Soooo will the leader be at orientation?”
Nailed it
“Huh?”
Did not nail it
Muttering: “what's with this weirdo.”
“Umm the headmaster will be there.”
bluff check passed
“Oki-doki, then I'll just save my questions for them. Please lead the way.”
Muttering: “I thought it couldn't get any worse than Malleus, but now I’m stuck with an escort quest for this newb.”
Well sorry Fire Dude. I didn't want to be kidnapped by your cult but sometimes these things happen.
They do eventually make it to a giant room with heck-ton of people in robes
Actually all these people seem to be guys.
Huh. That probably means something.
Yuu doesn't get a chance to ponder this mystery before a tall figure captures her attention.
Dressed differently from the others, this man has a snazzy tophat and bird mask hiding his identity, and wears a fancy suit and feathered jacket combo.
But the sleeves are hanging off his shoulders? Why not just wear a cape??
Uh oh. Bird-mask-top-hat man is heading straight for them.
Crowley is *!!!* at sight of the missing new student while Idia absconds the fuck out.
Fire Guy nooooo! We grew so close, why would you abandon me!?!
Birdman is gesticulating wildly as he talks.
“The nerve of kids these days!”
Ugh. This Birdman is squawking at Yuu about impatient students and she can't get a word in edgewise.
“I wasn't the one who-”
“Really, it seems each year students get worse!”
“No listen, there was this flaming raccoon-”
“Despite my hard work there's always something!”
“Bruh”
The child keeps trying to make excuses, but Crowley won't have any of it.
Fortunately the Headmaster of Night Raven is so generous, and only sends the delinquent to the back of the sorting line as punishment.
At this point Yuu is just going with the flow. Surely if the strange cult meant her harm they would be more menacing?
Yeah the birdman is super rude but he isn't actually hurting anyone. 
And if Yuu was listening right this is apparently some kind of school, so there should be staff or teachers around who can actually help.
Yuu figures she can just wait until another, less wacky adult, shows up.
Oh hey! Horn Guy from earlier is standing with Fire Dude and a few other fancier cultists (students?).
They make eye contact and Yuu smiles and gives a little wave
Horn Guy nods back with a slight smile.
Smile plus a nod means we’re basically allies now.
Yuu is pretty sure that's how this works. If this is a school then the same technique used for choosing a worksheet partner should apply here as well.
Meanwhile the other dorm leaders are wondering why tf this freshie is waving at The Malleus Draconia 
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poly!bats boys x plus sized black reader headcanons?
Omg I completely ignored the poly part my bad I’ll do another one but for now here’s this
THIS HAS NOT BEEN EDITED AT ALL SO IF ITS BAD DONT JUDGE
Azriel
He worships you body in the bedroom
He knows how it feels to be insecure (via his hands)
So he always make sure to remind you your beautiful.
Fucks you when ever you get a new hairstyle
If you ever worked for the night Court you would be a perfect spy bc ur change ur wigs all the time.
When you wore your Afro out one day in the city the kids came rushing out to greet you and they put a whole bunch of flowers in ur hair
He he didn’t think it was possible to fall even more in love with you in that moment but he did. He loved seeing you with kids
Punched a dude in the face for making fun of ur weight.
He thinks ur hair is really cute
Would try to use ur hair and ur ass as a pillow.
Always touching ur belly and kissing ur arms/shoulders.
{dam bitch why I’m blushing}
Goes feral when u wear skin tight dresses and that one color that looks good on ur skin tone.
Kisses you stomach when he’s going down on u.
When u fall asleep he’ll put on ur bonnet for u and kiss ur forehead.
You’ll be at the dinner table with everyone and he’ll be kissing ur wrist and kissing up ur arm like chill bruh it’s not that serious
He’ll learn how to do ur twist outs and will make sure u never run out of hair grease.
Don’t make jokes about ur weight or skin color in front of him. He will fuck you in front of the mirror/ window just to show u and everyone else just how pretty you look when your cumming on his dick.
Ur sitting in his lap ALL of the time
Seriously
When even u joined the high lord meetings with az rhysand wouldn’t even give u a chair bc he knew Azriel would just pull u into his lap and you would both just sit there
U thought he was lying when he said he would fuck you in front of everyone if you kept making jokes about yourself?
The next meeting he had he had you facing everyone while fucking the shit out of you while his shadows covered the both of you so no one would see.
Sadly the shadows couldn’t hide your moans so u had to keep quiet.
Rhysand chewed him out for it but he also told az he would of done the same thing (they both nasty like that ew)
Cassian
He’s a big man so of course he likes everything big.
No offense to nesta but I don’t think it’s really realistic for cassian to be with a skinny girl 😔
Big beefy men usually go for big girls idk why ask your baldheaded mother.
He would only wanna see u in skintight dresses. (Or naked but that’s another story.)
He would HAVE TO learn how to do ur hair
Territorial asf
One time u had a male hair braider and he almost went crazy
You smacked him and kicked him out
After that he made sure to learn how natural hair works bc there was no way he was gonna let anyone else touch you.
It was kinda romantic teaching him and watching him learn about your hair.
He’ll do ur cornrows and then fuck u.
I feel like he would be more intimate when it comes to doing ur hair.
Like he would light candles and wash ur body in the bathtub and then wash ur hair.
After he’s done he would lay u on the bed and oil and lotion ur whole body down. And put u in one of his shirts
He would have u sit in his chair at his desk, section your hair and twist it up
You’d be so relaxed at that point and turned on.
9/10 im slow fucking him after that ngl.
Nice sleepy cuddle-fucking? Yes sir yes sir.
Rhysand
He tried to learn how to do ur hair but he was so busy and was always tired after his long work days.
But there was no way in hell he was having his high lady looking like shit
So he made a plan and got together the best stylists and braiders in the game for his wife ❤️🤞🏾
He would definitely have u living that pampered wife lifestyle
Im not really into the soft life shit but he would definitely have u living the soft life
Always buying expensive hair jewelry and headbands.
He got u a wet brush with a fat diamond in the center.
All ur hair products would match bc he likes organization.
Would probably have a whole separate room dedicated to ur hair and jewelry.
I’m kinda mad at rhysand rn so no more for him.
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I am simply begging. And I mean BEGGING. For some pumpkin carving with javi. Like it could be post Columbia and you’re just trying to give him some normalcy, I don’t care bruh I just need it <33333
Spooktacular Day 2: They Let Kids Do This?
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pairing: javier peña x gn!reader
rating: M (maybe like knife warnings?, allusions to sexy time)
Spooktacular Masterlist
“Jesus fucking Christ,” you couldn’t help the smirk that grew on your face as you sat in Steve and Connie Murphy’s backyard, Javier beside you wearing the pointed hat from your witch costume, trying to cut a simple Jack-O-Lantern smile on his pumpkin with a tiny serrated knife. “They let kids do this?”
You chuckled at his frustration, causing him to look over at your nearly finished pumpkin with a scoff.
“What the fuck? Yours looks so good and mine…” Both of you winced at the craftsmanship. “I’m just gonna blame it on these shitty knives.”
“You want a big boy knife?” You reached for a sharp pairing knife that you’d used for the majority of your carving, Javier’s eyes lighting up at the sight.
“Where have you been hiding that fucker? I’m over here with a fucking butter knife.” As he reached for the blade, you pulled it away from his reach with a smirk.
“Ah-ah, nothing comes free in this life, Peña.” you smiled at him as you waved the blade in the air.
“Alright, name your price.” He tilted his head at you and a chuckle slipped out at the sight of your playfulness in the midst of his nervous breakdown.
“Hmm…I’m gonna need a kiss right here for now,” you tapped your lips, Javier leaning in and obliging you instantly.
“Deal.” He mumbled against your lips as he kissed you more than just once. You smiled against him and pulled away, grabbing his hand from where it rested on your knee and slipping it underneath the dress of your costume.
“And later—a kiss down here.”
Javier hummed at the feeling of you bare beneath your costume, his grin dimpling from his excitement. “Just one?”
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I’ve got so much work recently that the brain ain’t filled up yet but I have a couple ideas for the magical girl au :):):):) back on my usual bullshit lmao ✨✨✨
K so these mfers (Knights + Mika + Shu(eventually, give him time, a season two breakdown and a redemption arc) ) should go song karaoke together. They deserve it after all the horrors tbh. The little doll man should get to experience the epic highs and lows of awful greasy pizza at an establishment that isn’t a restaurant. Tsukasa, Izumi, and Shu should also be subjected to it tbh. Tsukasa might like it <3 Izumi and Shu however… malding, screaming and dying even.
Anyways it would be funny as hell if Shu also went to school with the knights. Cuz he’s the same age as Izumi and Leo anyways. Bruh, Arashi could just think that Shu is Mika’s crush 💀💀💀. On god that could make for some top tier comedic interactions. Mostly Arashi teasing Mika about his crush, and Mika frantically trying to assure her that it isn’t a crush cuz he wouldn’t be caught dead catching feelings for his boss. Meanwhile the idea that he could have a crush on his boss has been planted in the back of his mind and it’s only gonna keep growing. I feel like this would be funny for two reasons, one: hijinks, two: bigger emotional payoff when Mika does decide to leave him <<<333 break both of their hearts in one foul swoop.
also Leo being a menace to Shu. They should be in the same class. It would be funny.
Back on my fighting bullshit. I feel like Shu would never fight with his hands or with blades tbh. I feel like he would use a bunch of smaller dolls after losing Mika. Ones that he considers imperfect or something, idk man, something symbolic. + the dolls could almost look like they’re already falling apart and they deteriorate more and more as his mental state deteriorates (not as an in universe thing, just as a visual symbol for the audience to emphasize that Shu is breaking down lmao)
Also Shu and Mika should kiss. Arashi is the #1 wing woman tbh. I love her so much. She deserves to wear a pretty dress like in those super magical girl forms. Like madoka’s at the end of madoka magica when she does the thing, or any of the really powerful forms in precure.
also arashi should punch Shu in the face at one point. I’m thinking about him getting her sword away from her with dolls and being like “Hah! It seems as if you weren’t prepared for this eventuality girl! Kakakakaka! Now that I’ve disarmed you it’s impossible for you to defeat me! Now then, if you’ll excuse me I have more important matters to-” “AGHH!? You, you ignorant girl! You, you imbecile! Why I can’t believe you would-“ she raised her fist again so he finally shut the fuck up. He’s learning 🥰🥰🥰. Mika is probably upset about Shu getting punch tbh. Like he knows why Shu deserved it but he’s still a bit upset. He ain’t mad tho. Shu needed to have some sense beaten into him for once ✨✨✨.
I’m done for now ✨🥰✨🥰✨😎😎😎😎
I kind of want to write out a whole anime plot tbh. If I actually get around to finishing my current fic I might write an outline for this sometime tbh. If I get it done I’ll probably come drop it in your ask box unannounced. Or I’ll make a post and @you in it cuz that might be easier if it’s a whole ass outline.
I love ur ideas even though i forgot answer this ngl JSBDKS Drawings to compensate! It's the only i can do haha!
Anyways, this scene is definitely in the ending of the second season or an OVA about the 7 having daily adolescence adventures like they should had since the start lol
I feel like Leo would be an usual costumer in the karaoke, actually, this would be the group's hideout jsbfjs
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Now, I love the idea of Mika staring too long to Shu in the corridors of the school and then Arashi notices and starts teasing him
Mika: no way i could possibly like my boss! He's just so cool and composed and smart and-
Shu, in his classroom:
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And yes i think Shu and Mika should kiss, but i also think that Arashi and Mika should kiss, so my offer is:
Arashi: this is my boyfriend, Mika. And this Mika's boyfriend, Shu.
Basically, shumika=second chance trope, aramika=friends to lovers trope. And i love it
You know that i was thinking exactly the same about Shu's powers? He could never fight someone by himself, he would break before a finger lands on him jabfjsj
So yeah, i belive that he would have a dolls/mannequin army. In the first episodes he only uses Mika because he's the strongest, but when he loses him he would starts using unfinished dolls to fight, and with the pasta of episodes there would be more and more dolls but with a worse quality! Like Mika>Metal dolls>Wood dolls>Ceramic/industrial mannequins?. They would start being extremely fragile, like his mental stability😊!
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You know Santa Clous from Chainsaw Man? Yeah i see Shu with a similar power but less OP ofc. Like he can control the movements/minds(?) of his artificial dolls but not people, Mika is the exception! Because Mika considered himself like Shu's doll! Once he starts making choices by himself he couldnt be controlled anymore!
Back to Arashi, im 100% sure that her powerup/god form has longer hair, following the more hair=more power formula. I also want to give the nerf or smth that have so much power she has to lose a lot of her humanity sense! She would become this "Justice God" or smth without emotions and the rest of her friends would have to fight/convince her back into normal!
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Now. Yes. Arashi should punch people. Arashi should beat the shit out of people. Arashi should beat the shit out of Shu. I didn't gave her armor gloves for nothing.
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Yes. Queen. Be scary. Be intimidating. Be your enemy's worst nightmare.
And you want to write the plot while i want to anímate the fucking fight scenes oUT OF MY HEAD I SWEAR IT WOULD LOOK SO COOL IF I KNEW HOW TO ANIMATE UGHH
I would love to read whatever you write about this au too! I'll read every ask you drop here even if i take forever to answer haha;;
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Ben part 4
Trevor walked in through the door, wearing his typical work clothes. Cargo pants, boots, and a red flannel, with dust and oil spots. Ben could tell he'd been working in the sun all day.
"bruh I'm starving right now. Haven't eaten anything all day. want to go get some food?"
Ben felt himself get excited. He'd been touching his belly just when Trevor walked in. He was starting to be able to grab his fat. All of his shirts were starting to cling to him. He had no choice but to show his belly off. Even as Ben sat on the couch, he knew Trevor could see it.
"uh, yeah let's go!" Ben said.
"I thought you'd be down to go, big guy!" Trevor eyes glanced at Ben's belly, them looked up at ben, giving a subtle wink.
Ben's dick started to get hard and he had to distract himself to stay composed.
Trevor drove Ben in his pick up, wearing his typical ball cap, tank top, and worn-out denim jeans. Ben, in the passenger seat wore a white Tshirt and some work out shorts with an elastic waist band. Those were the only pants that fit him.
"So where are we eating?" Ben asked
"I'm thinking golden corral" Trevor replied in an almost seductive tone.
"oooh I could go for that right now"
"oh I'm sure judging by the way you been eating lately" Trevor said, with a chuckle. He grabbed a small handful of bens belly and gave in a little shake. Ben felt his new belly jiggle. His dick immediately started to swell. Ben struggled to contain his excitement. To his disbelief, Trevor gave a subtle wink.
Ben and Trevor grabbed their first plates. Ben loaded his plate up with lasagna, garlic bread, fried shrimp, and meatballs. While Trevor grabbed some steak, potatoes, fries, and wings. As they sat down, Ben felt his belly rest slightly on his thighs. They both started digging in. Trevor started with the wings. Ben was already half through his lasagna in just a couple minutes.
As Ben got more full, he noticed Trevor's eyes looking up at him. When Ben looked up, Trevor quickly looked away. After a few plates, Ben couldn’t hide his belly under his shirt. After he finished another plate, Ben groaned.
“I can’t possibly eat anymore” he said, out of breath.
“Oh come on, you can do better than that big guy.”, Trevor responded, giving his signature wink.
“No, for real, I’m so fuckin full”
Trevor laughed and got up for another plate. Ben could tell even Trevor’s flat body was straining against his tank top. Ben looked around, and saw a dining room full of men pushing their limits. Almost all of them displayed obvious bellies. Even the few thin guys there were obviously full beyond belief. Lethargic, with barely even a thought in their heads. Then from behind, Trevor’s hairy arm set a plate in front of Ben. A plate full of brownies, and a small bowl of ice cream. Trevor came around and sat down with his own plate.
“I know you can’t resist bro” he said with a mischievous grin.
“Fuck dude I’m going to get so fat eating like this!” He said with a laugh mixed with a groan
“Who cares! This is America! We’re all gonna get fat one day. Eat up!” Trevor said chuckling as he stated eating his dessert plate.
Ben couldn’t believe it. Is this really happening? But he was so full he couldn’t even think. So he started eating. His dick hard as a rock beneath the table. As hard as his stuffed belly, which he could feel touching the edge of the table.
When they got back home, ben fell into the couch and leaned back, his shirt riding up his enormous belly. Trevor shut the door behind him and took off his tank top, exposing his hairy, muscular but bloated body. Both men were completely incapacitated, and lethargic… and secretly horny. Trevor sat next to Ben.
“Damn boy” Trevor said, as he gave Ben a little belly rub. The feeling of Trevor’s rough hand against his full belly was too much to handle and he let out an involuntary moan. And instead of pulling his hand back, he continued, reaching his hand under bens shirt. Feeling the solid round curve, and the black scruff of bens body.
“Mmmm” Trevor moaned, seemingly so full he couldn’t even speak coherently. Bens dick grew harder as it pressed against his work out shorts. Trevor was getting a bit of a hard on as well. With one hand he started stroking his dick through his jeans, and with the other he continued to grope bens belly. Ben started reaching down for his own dick, moaning in ecstasy. His other hand was also rubbing his fattening belly.
“Fuck bro I’m gonna get so fucking fat” Ben muttered. Trevor shifted so he was positioned on bens lap. He started rubbing his dick on bens belly through his jeans.
He put his moth up to bens ear and whispered “I bet you can’t even cum unless that belly is full, fatboy. I’m gonna get you so fuckin huge you won’t even be able to touch your own dick.” He reached down and began stroking bens dick through his work out shorts, already wet with precum. Ben let out a submissive moan. Trevor knelt down and pressed his face into bens belly, letting out gutteral groans as they both jerked off. They both came at once, shooting loads onto bens belly. They both collapsed on the couch, exhausted, dumb, and full beyond belief. Trevor continued rubbing Ben, as he continued to twitch from his continuous orgasm.
Little did they know just how real their fantasy was about to become
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Stranger things incorrect quote generator (feat. The Sapphic senate, The party, the Byers-Hopper family, Scoops Troop and random shit 👌)
Pt 4
Sapphic Senate
Chrissy: H-how do you ask someone out?
Robin: Well, first-
Nancy: Don't ask them, they asked me out in a McDonalds parking lot.
Chrissy: ...And you said yes?
(ofc she did, to both Robin and Nancy)
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Chrissy, planning a group disguise: You cannot be Blake Bortles.
Robin: Fine! Then I’ll be Jake-
Nancy, under their breath: Don’t say Jortles.
Robin: Jortles! And I work at the molotov cocktail department.
(Molotov Cocktail let's go 😩)
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Chrissy: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Chrissy: *aggressively throws water bottles*
Vickie: Uh... what's up with them?
Robin: They're trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Chrissy: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Nancy, crying: It's working.
(Nancy needed that 😪)
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Nancy: Chrissy you can’t move in with Robin.
Chrissy: Why not?
Nancy: Well, um, how are you going to feel when they see you without any makeup?
Chrissy: I’m not wearing makeup right now.
Nancy: Holy crap, you’re beautiful.
(Nancy was jealous at first, also yes she is 🥺✨)
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Nancy: You’re just being paranoid. Again.
Robin: When have I been paranoid?
Nancy: Um, when you first met Vickie you thought they were an undercover cop…?
Robin: No one has a wart that big, I thought it was a surveillance camera!
Nancy: And last year you were sure Chrissy was a mermaid!
Robin: They hate wearing shirts! COINCIDENCE?!
*Later, when Robin’s theory is proven wrong*
Nancy: Do you have anything to say for yourself?
Robin: I still think Chrissy is a mermaid.
(She probably is tho 👀 *gasp* Mystical Creature AU or smth and Chrissy is a mermaid 👍)
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Vickie: Did you buy eggs like I asked?
Chrissy: Even better!
Vickie: What the fuck did you-
Chrissy: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.
(She 100% brought a cow once too for the milk)
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Nancy: If you water water, it grows.
Chrissy: ...What.
Vickie: They've got a point.
(she does)
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Vickie: I’m in love with you.
Chrissy: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.
Vickie: I know.
Chrissy: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-
(They definitely had a prank war)
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*The squad is playing a team sport*
Nancy: Are you upset you don’t get to be on the same team as Chrissy?
Vickie: Have you ever played a game with Chrissy?
Nancy: No…
Chrissy: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine?
*Meanwhile, on the other side of the field*
Chrissy, chasing Robin: I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD “FASTER” MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST!!!!
(leave Robin alone! She said it took her 6 months longer to walk than other babies!)
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Nancy: We call that a traumatic experience.
Nancy, turning to Robin: Not a "bruh moment".
Nancy, turning to Vickie: Not "sadge".
Nancy, turning to Chrissy: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".
(these fit perfectly)
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Vickie: I like to play this game called nap roulette. I take a nap and don’t set an alarm. Will it be 20 min or 4 hours? Nobody knows. It’s risky and I like it.
(that's her personality right there and I love it)
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Robin: Why are you late?
Nancy: A technical error occurred, causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness.
Robin: Overslept?
Nancy: Overslept.
(Vickie is like "That's why I don't set alarms" or smth) 😌
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Robin: You can't wake up if you never got to sleep.
(Robin, go to sleep, pls😪)
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Robin: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.
Vickie: But are you shuffling?
Robin: Everyday.
Nancy: What language are you two speaking??
(Robin and Vickie are just Vibin' ✨)
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Nancy: I feel like everyone on this island is suspicious, Robin. Except you!
Robin: But Nancy, I think you're suspicious!
Nancy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Oof, heartbroken 💔 such betrayal 😔)
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Chrissy: Be right back, gonna hit the toilet for a quick power sob.
(too soon?)
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Nancy: Vickie taught me to think before I act.
Nancy: ...So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.
(That's one of the differences between the Responsible Sapphics here)
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Nancy: How late were you up last night?
Chrissy & Robin, in tandem: Me?
Nancy: No, not you two. You stay up late all the time.
Nancy, to Vickie: You.
(because of all nap roulette lol)
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Nancy: Thought I was meowing back at my cat for the past hour, but it was just me and Robin meowing at each other from different rooms in the house.
(So Robin started it is how I read it)
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Nancy: Why are you burning our marriage certificate!?
Robin: Good luck trying to return me without a receipt.
(I feel like Nancy has made a copy of it, she somehow knew that something was gonna happen)
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Robin: I love saying 'fuck me' because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly.
(Chrissy and Vickie would say something about how Nancy will or 'i don't wanna get on Nancy's bad side' or just 'no thanks' idk about Nancy tho I'm torn between either 'gladly' or her getting flustered)
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Chrissy: *pulls back the curtain while Nancy is showering*
Chrissy: Hey did we - stop screaming it’s me - did we run out of Cheerios?
(Chrissy does it to everyone, stay safe 😬)
Bonus:
Robin running into the bathroom: I heard screaming what's wro- *faints*
Nancy: *concerned* Robin!?
Chrissy: *confused* I thought she already saw you naked?
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Robin: *watching their house burn down*
Robin:
Robin: *starts filming* Waddup, guys, welcome to my vlog, today's topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti O's cans are metal and thus non-microwavable! Step one: deny everything.
(this was the start of them going to be Roommates 👍)
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Nancy, washing the dishes: Who the fuck used this pan??
Nancy: Wait. I the fuck used this pan…
Robin: It was you the fuck.
Nancy: It was I the fuck…
Vickie: Who cooks rice in a pan?
Robin: They the fuck.
(I just loved that 'I the fuck' 😂)
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Vickie, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it-
Robin, whispering: Should we call the exorcist?
Chrissy, also singing: The taste of his cherry chapstick.
Nancy, appalled: Call the exorcist.
(Perfection)
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Robin: Like they say, "If you can't beat them, curl up in a ball and protect your organs."
(I- this reminds me of a ronance fic I read damn)
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Nancy, at the slightest provocation: I came into this earth screaming and covered in someone else's blood and and I'm not afraid to leave the same way.
(Don't make her your enemy)
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Nancy: *raises eyebrows*
Robin: Put those back down!
(is she surprised or why she raising her brows?)
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Nancy: Your lover doesn't have the mental strength to caramelize onions.
Chrissy: Your lover thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions.
Vickie: Who's fucking caramelizing onions? Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?
Robin: Do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions.
(I don't understand what is going on)
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Robin: Is the plural of milf/dilf milfs/dilfs or milves/dilves?
Chrissy: Milfs.
Vickie: Milf/dilf is an acronym, you can't change the spelling to milves/dilves.
Robin: Wait, they're acronyms? What do they stand for???
Nancy: Mom in late forties, dad in late fourties.
Nancy: I learned that from the movie called M.I.L.F that I saw the trailer of in theaters probably 5 to 7 years ago.
Vickie: Mom/dad I'd Love to Fuck.
Robin: WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK—
Robin: I NEVER REALIZED IT WAS ACTUALLY HORNY!
Nancy: Oh, is it not mom in late fouries?
Chrissy: What? No! It isn't!
Nancy: THE MOVIE TRAILER LIED TO ME!
Vickie: Nancy...
Nancy: THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T THINK CALLING PEOPLE MILFS WAS ALL THAT BAD BECAUSE IT STOOD FOR SOMETHING HARMLESS IT JUST HAD A SLIGHTLY SEXUAL CONNOTATION!
Vickie: I am entirely unsurprised that this is coming from you.
Nancy: ROBIN, DOES IT MAKE SENSE WHY I CALLED THE DIARY OF A WIMPY KID MOM A MILF NOW BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS LITERALLY JUST A DESCRIPTOR WITH FUNNY CONNOTATION!
Robin: The word milf has been ruined for me.
Chrissy: THAT'S ITS DEFINITION, IT CAN'T BE RUINED THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS!
Vickie: Y'all are dumbasses.
(Chrissy and Vickie definitely call Karen a milf (in front of Nancy sometimes) and were surprised they didn't die lol)
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Robin: I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn't factor into the solution at least in some way.
(let👏Robin👏have👏a👏sword👏)
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[The Byers-Hopper Family]
Hopper: How many children do you have?
Joyce: Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there is a difference.
(She is everyones mother, like Steve but an actual mom)
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El, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs?
Hopper: It means like in hand-to-hand combat.
El: Ohhhh-
Joyce: Both of you get out of this kitchen.
(Canon)
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Will: I’m sad.
Jonathan : Don’t be sad, because sad backwards is das.
Jonathan : And das not good.
(This is literally the S2 scene, I love Jonathan being a good brother✨✨)
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Will: You’ve got to learn to love yourself.
Hopper: But don't you hate yourself.
Will: Yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused.
(will 😔)
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Hopper: What is this!?
Joyce: That’s the weight of guilt. Give in to the nice side. Help those unfortunate, and make the guilt go away, my friend.
Hopper: Ow! Make it stop!
Joyce: Surrender to your kindness, Hopper. It’s nice to be nice.
Hopper: Your guilt is strong, my friend. But it is no match for the power of my selfishness!
(S1 or smth idk)
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Joyce: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?
Hopper: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.
Will: Three of us saw it, Hopper. How do you explain that?
Hopper: *points at El* Sleep deprivation. *points at Will* Paranoia. *points at Jonathan * Delusional personality disorder.
(best family trip ever 👍)
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Hopper: Yes, I'm adopting Will and you cowards can't tell me no!
(I had it once with El but I forgot to copy paste it, but this is cute too🥺)
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El: *eating a cinnamon roll*
Hopper: Cannibalism.
El: *confused chewing noises*
(Looks like a cinnamon roll, could kill you)
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Joyce: I mean, sure, I have my bad days, but then I remember what a cute smile I have.
(yes, you have a cute smile 🥺)
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Joyce: Why do you think I don’t like you? I do. I would kill for you.
Joyce: Ask me to kill for you.
Hopper: ...First of all, calm down-
(She kinda wouldn't but also would 🤔)
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*The gang's thoughts on stabbing*
Jonathan : Would never stab anyone.
Joyce: Would stab someone in retaliation.
Will: Yells "I won't hesitate, bitch!" first.
Hopper: Would stab without warning.
El: Would stab as a warning.
(I feel like it couldn't fit better, maybe Joyce and Jonathan switch ig)
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Hopper walking into the kitchen and seeing all their limes peeled: Joyce, I love you but, what the h-e-double FUCK.
Joyce, sipping coffee happily: I love you too :)
(apparently the generator loves jopper, lots of good Jopper quotes. love them)
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Will: ...This is one of those moments where it doesn't really matter what I have to say, isn't it?
(this sums up S3 and S4 👍)
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Joyce: I don’t even use tubberware anymore.
Hopper: What are you saying? Say it again.
Joyce: Tubberware.
Hopper: Say it again. Slow.
Joyce: Tubberware.
Hopper: Slow, very slow - actually, say the first syllable.
Joyce: Tub.
Hopper: Wrong.
Joyce: What do you mean, wrong?
Hopper: I thought I caught that. You’re saying tub. It’s P.
Joyce: What are you talking about?
Hopper: Tupperware. Tupper.
Joyce: It’s tupper!
Hopper: It’s tupper, always has been, always will be.
Joyce: I thought it was tubberware because it kind of looks like a tub.
(I love you Joyce✨❤️)
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[The Party]
Max: El kissed me!
Lucas: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Max: It was unbelievable!
Lucas: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Will: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Lucas, get the wine and unplug the phone. Max, does this end well or do we need tissues?
Max: Oh, it ended very well.
Lucas: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!
Will: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?
Max: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
Will: Ohh... So, okay, were they holding you? Or were their hands on your back?
Max: First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair.
Lucas and Will: Ohhh.
*meanwhile*
El eating pizza in their house: And, uh, and then I kissed them.
Mike: Tongue?
El: Yeah.
Dustin: Cool.
(this was the first thing of them combined and I love it 😂✨ #Elmax also the groups 👌)
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El: Why does everyone want to kill Mike?
Max: Because, goddamnit, have you seen them? Their neck looks so snappable.
(the best of frenemies ✨🥺)
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El: Where have you been all day?
Mike: Oh, just dealing with things way beyond my maturity level.
(accurate)
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Max, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.
(Her Moms are watching her 👀 so she can't drink alcohol)
Bonus: (also from the generator)
Max: I drink to forget but I always remember.
Lucas: You're drinking orange juice.
(well she just said drink, she didn't say what she drank 👀)
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El: So, Mike, do you have a crush on anyone?
Mike: The only crush I have is this crushing anxiety
Bonus
El:
Mike: Also Will
(Byler is canon ig)
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Lucas: I hope you have an explanation for this.
Mike: We have three actually-
Will: Pick your favorite.
(Lucas catching Mike cheating or what is going on?👀)
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Teacher: Your child was in a fight.
Mike: Oh no, that’s terrible!
Will: Did they win?
(Honestly, I feel like this fits, also set in the future ofc)
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Dustin: A party is a celebration of a life, bringing people together to let the guest of honor know how much they’re loved. Will has done so much for us. This is our chance to do something for them.
Mike: By forcing them to have fun at a party that they don’t want to be at?
Dustin: I knew you’d understand.
(Will doesn't want a party and Mike is trying to stopped them from throwing one)
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Dustin: Time sensitive question how to flirt with boy.
Will: Throw rocks at him.
Mike: Hot Dogs.
Max: Kill him.
Dustin: Thanks guys.
(maybe max killed Lucas and that's why he isn't here 👀)
Bonus:
Mike: You're way of annoying me is the same way you are flirting?
Will:
Max: is he serious?
Dustin: omg
Mike: what?
Will shaking his head: How oblivious can a person be 😪
Also Will obliviously eating the Hot Dog Mike gave him:
Max: They are both idiots
Dustin: yeah
(i feel like will wouldn't be oblivious tho, just not believing that Mike likes him back)
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Mike: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.
Will: Oh. We're going out?
Mike: Wh...
(Will no)
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Dustin: Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Max's birthday invitations.
Lucas: Well, what are they supposed to say?
Dustin: "Max's birthday".
Lucas: So, what do they say instead?
Dustin: "Max’s bi".
Lucas:
Lucas: Works out either way.
(I love that it's Lucas saying that)
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Mike: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off?
Lucas: What? No, I—
Max: *enters room*
Mike: *jaw clenches*
(✨🥺Frenemies🥺✨)
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Will: There are three ways to handle a difficult situation. The right way, the wrong way, and the Mike way.
El: Isn't that the wrong way?
Will: Yes, but it's faster.
(affectionately)
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Will: Regular soda is too sweet!
El: Diet soda has a weird after taste!
Will: No! Ugh, oh my god. Diet soda is THE BEST! It doesn't have sugar! It's SPICY!
El: It has other weird stuff in it! I'll take REGULAR sugar in my REGULAR soda!
Will: It's SO SWEET like it's a dessert though! Diet feels more like a drink!
El: I'm going to physically attack you.
Will: Which is better, Mike?
Mike: Oh, I usually drink water!
El: Wha- NO!
Will: DISGUSTING!
(i love this so much)
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Mike: So, did everyone learn their lesson?
El: No.
Will: I did not.
Max: I may have actually forgotten one.
Dustin: Also no.
Mike: Oh good, neither did I.
Lucas: *Exhausted sigh*
(Lucas is so done lol)
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*Max is telling a story*
Lucas: Wow, Max, this story has everything! Action! Adventure! Romance!
Will: Romance?
Lucas: I have a crush on them.
(That's adorable, he's such a dork)
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Will, looking over Max’s shoulder: You can draw?
Max, stopping what they were doing: You can speak?
(I feel like this is canon lol)
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Max: Watcha doin?
Dustin: Stealing my neighbour’s cat.
Max: Scandalous.
Max: Can I help?
(Rip mews 😔)
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Max: FUCK THE CHAIR. PARDON ME FOR MAKING MYSELF COMFORTABLE DURING A SINCERE HEART TO HEART DISCUSSION WITH A DEAR FRIEND IN NEED!
Max: BUT THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO CEASE STRADDLING THIS DEEPLY OFFENSIVE PIECE OF FURNITURE! AWAY WITH YE, FOUR LEGGED TEMPTRESS! DISTRACT US NO MORE WITH THE MOST BASIC AND UTILITARIAN FORM OF COMFORT YOU SUPPLY!
Dustin: Max just threw a tantrum about a chair.
Dustin: I just won Max Tantrum Bingo.
(Ginger snaps 😬)
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Max: I hate taking off my glasses, because without them, my vision goes from Full HD all the way down to buffering at 240p and I just can't handle that.
(if she still has her vision it would definitely be fucked so yes, also I relate so much)
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Dustin: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Dustin: *aggressively throws water bottles*
Mike: Uh... what's up with them?
Will: They're trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Dustin: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
El, crying: It's working.
(naww, El 🥺)
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Dustin: Who wants to make fifty bucks?
Mike: How?
Dustin: I need someone to take the fall.
Mike: What did you do?
Dustin: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.
Will, from the other room: Oh my god.
Dustin: ...
Will: OH MY GOD!
Mike: Make it a hundred.
Dustin: Deal.
(Dustin probably did something with one of his drawings.. And because Will is kinda a simp he'd not be that hard on Mike)
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El: I'm not doing to well.
Dustin: What's wrong?
El: I have this headache that comes and goes.
*Max enters the room*
El: There it is again.
(S2 Elmax)
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Dustin: El is not a morning person. Or a night person. There’s really only about seven minutes a day you are fun to be around.
El: The best part is you never know when they’re coming.
(I just love this cause 7/11...)
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Dustin: You have an impressive pain tolerance.
Will: Thanks, it's the trauma.
(well, there is more trauma coming, honey)
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Mike: How petty can you get?
Dustin: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
(I wonder who he argued with)
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Max: If any person here knows of any just cause or impediment why these two should not be joined together in holy matrimony, let them speak now or forever hold their peace.
Will: Yes! I do. One of the partners is already married! They married me three years ago. And don’t let them deny it! I’ve got the marriage certificate to prove it!
*Dustin turns around to face them*
Will: Oh... sorry. Wrong church.
(He meant to go to M*leven's wedding)
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*In the chip aisle at Walmart, doing a late-night grocery run.*
El: *Minding their own business, looking for Eggos*
El: *Finds Eggos.*
Max, to Dustin: See, they know what they're here for. They know what they're doing. Be more like them. Make a decision, Dustin!
(I just found it funny and change the other thing to eggos, and Max is also just admiring El)
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El: WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?! HE COULD HAVE HAD HOPES AND DREAMS, HE COULD HAVE HAD A FAMILY!!!
Max: El-
Max: It- it was just an ant-
(oop)
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Max: Here you go, El, a nice hot cup of coffee!
El: It's cold.
Max: A nice cup of coffee.
El: It's horrible!
Max: Cup of coffee.
El: I'm not sure if this even IS coffee.
Max: C U P.
(S2, Max trying to be nice to El)
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[S1]
Lucas: Start talking!
El: Well, I-
Lucas: Shut up!
(good old days)
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Lucas: I’m going to hell.
Max: Probably.
Lucas: I'll pick you up?
Max: *nodding* Carpool
(Lucas could never go to Hell ✨)
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Will: Hi.
Lucas: Hey, did you do what I said? Did you tell them?
Will: I did.
Lucas: And what did they say?
Will: “Thank you.”
Lucas: You’re totally welcome. What’d they say?
Will: They said, “Thank you.” I said “I love you” and Mike said, “Thank you.”
(S5 basically?.. Also Lucas 🥺✨)
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Lucas: If I stay in bed I'll be warm. If I get in the shower, I'll also be warm. But the distance between the bed and shower? No. That is not warm.
(such a dork)
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Max: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.
Lucas: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.
(The question is, does max have fuzzy socks? 👀)
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Max: I'm so tired of this life. I want to be a roomba. I want knives taped to me. And I want to be set loose.
(just gonna let it stand there)
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Max: You seem familiar... have I threatened you before?
(no, but I wouldn't mind- I mean what?)
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El: When I see initials carved into a tree with a heart I think it’s so romantic. Two lovers on a date... one of them carrying a knife for some reason.
(Imaging Mike making one for him and El and El still using it but for Elmax)
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Dustin: Say no to drugs.
Dustin: Say yes to drugs.
Dustin: It doesn't matter if you say yes or no to drugs, cause if you're talking to drugs... then you're on drugs.
(he and Robin are smart)
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Dustin, after getting a library card: Now I know what true power feels like.
(Now you know 🌠)
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Will: I honestly feel like some of our conversations here are almost word-for-word accurate to the generator.
Lucas: Yup.
El: Maybe the generator is watching us.
Will: Wouldn't that imply this conversation will be added?
Will: ...
Will: Wait—
(I love the fourth wall break 😭❤️❤️. Also yes, some are very accurate!)
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[Scoops Troop]
Steve: Are you ever going to listen to me?
Erica: Yes. Absolutely.
Steve: When?
Erica: When you're right.
(She ate and left no crumps)
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Robin: When you've been on the internet for as long as I have, you develop thick skin.
Erica: Navy blue isn't your color.
Robin: Navy blue brings out my eyes you prick! *Chases after Erica*
(She looked amazing in her uniform 😌, how dare you insult her Erica 👀)
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Robin: What’s the straightest thing you’ve ever done?
Russians: *sighs*
Russians: I killed a man.
(I added Russians and this is the only good one)
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Dustin: *sees someone doing something stupid*
Dustin: What an idiot.
Dustin: *realizes it's Steve*
Dustin: Wait, that's MY idiot!
(Canon)
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Robin: The first time Steve opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside they yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!"
(he's a dingus)
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Steve: Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment...at all?
Robin: I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.
(well Damn)
Bonus:
Steve: First the spider thing now this. What is wrong with you.
(It feels accurate)
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Steve: Don’t go picking a fight with me. I could make your life difficult.
Robin, sarcastically: Wow. I wonder what it’d be like to have a difficult life.
(Robin angst let's go ✨)
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[The Almost and Adult adults]
Steve: Have you done this before?
Robin: Well, Steve, it's like if you read the script you come better prepared.
Joyce: That's not what we do in the US, we don't read things.
Steve: I don't read, Robin.
(Waddup I'm Steve, 19, and never fucking learned how to read)
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Jonathan : I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.
Murray: We could attack them with hummus.
Jonathan : I stand corrected.
Murray: Just keeping things in perspective.
(good idea)
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Hopper: What? I'm not aggressive!
Murray: Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips?
Hopper: Survival of the fittest, bitch.
(You kinda are tho 👀)
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Hopper: Where is Enzo?
Joyce: I'll do you one better, who is Enzo??
Russians: Here's a better question, why is Enzo?
(Omg wait another Russians one and it's perfect lol. Also I know his name is not Enzo)
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Murray: When do you usually go to sleep?
Jonathan : Whenever I collapse is entirely up to the gods.
(yuh)
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Jonathan : What situation is not instantly improved by the addition of fishnets, I ask you.
Robin: Being a fish.
Jonathan : Well, shit.
(I want them to be friends)
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Hopper: I really like Eminem.
Jonathan : I prefer skittles.
Joyce: They are talking about the rapper.
Jonathan : Why would they eat the wrapper?
(Jonathan is high)
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Nancy: You don't think I can fight because of my gender!
Joyce: I don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress. For what it's worth, I don't think Murray can fight in that dress either.
Murray: Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.
(yes you would! AAAH, Canon 😭❤️)
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Jonathan : Hey, are you okay?
Robin: Yeah.
Jonathan : You don't look okay...
Robin: Then stop looking.
(S3 interaction)
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Steve: If I say I love you, will you say it back?
Nancy: Yes.
Steve: I love you.
Nancy: It back.
*Later*
Murray: Why is Steve crying face-down on the floor?
(Yes yes, perfect, I love it, Canon, let's go, Good game Nance! He should have seen it coming, Damn, I love her, gaslight gatekeep girlboss idk)
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Nancy: Coca Cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it’s doing to your body.
Robin: Pfff, getting rid of the rust, idiot.
Nancy: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!
Steve: Hmm... I've been drinking soda and my body's rust free... not sure where you're getting your facts from...
(idk if they are high or sober)
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Robin: I’ve invited you here because I crave the deadliest game...
Steve, nodding: Knife Monopoly.
Robin: I was actually going to play Russian roulette, but now I'm really interested in whatever knife Monopoly is.
(Russian roulette tho)
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Squad reactions to being called straight:
Joyce: The fuck, no I'm not.
Enzo: Excuse the hell out of you?
Jonathan : Ding dong, you are wrong!
Murray: Who told you that? And why did they lie?
Nancy: Rude.
Robin: *punches the person*
(Robin would punch them tho, I feel like she definitely would)
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So um
This was a lot.. Sorry.. Hope you liked it tho!
And um.. Ye.. Lots of Love ✨❤️🥺✨
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OKAY, so like… what about Deimos x Vampire Reader?
I don’t mean normal vampires but the rave vampires from M:PN Arena Mode! Both of them have sharp teeth, so why not? Heh.
Trying to juggle this and military work life is BOTHERSOME. Especially when out in the field bruh 😩😩. Still gonna do it anyways. :)
[DEIMOS X VAMPIRE!GANG!READER]
[HOW YOU TWO MEET]
If Deimos had any chance of meeting you, it’d probably being during a mission where he had gotten separated from Sanford in the city. 
He knew he was in deep shit considering the agents from the AAHW were right on his trail shooting at him through the alleyways.
Eventually he does get them off his back by killing a few of them. Now all he had to do was find his way back out.
Deimos would navigate through the alleyway, trying to retrace his steps from where he had even run from. It would frustrate him to no end to where he wouldn’t notice the neon glowing light that would follow him through the shadows
He would try to navigate through the alleyways only to hear a strangled cry from around the corner.
Deimos would go and investigate, peeking around the corner with his gun loaded.
He would flinch from seeing someone wearing clothes with bright neon (f/c) lights draining the blood out of an AAHW agent. Specifically one that was following him.
Deimos would watch as the agent’s hands one cling onto you, desperately trying to push you away before falling limp due to blood loss.
You ended up catching sight of him after you retracted your fangs away from the now dead agent. Your hands up showing that your weren’t going to attack.
Mostly due to recognizing him as one of Nevada’s most wanted and didn’t really want any trouble.
You could tell he was uneasy considering he was pointing his rifle at you. You do end up trying to defuse the situation. Of course that only makes it a bit worse.
Though after a few hours of going back and forth, the two of you do end up relaxing before you end up helping him out with finding a way out of the alleyways.
[HOW YOU ARE AS FRIENDS]
Deimos will actually make time to hang out with you whenever he’s off duty or not hanging out with Sanford.
The two of you will hang out around the city during the night considering that’s when you’re most active
He likes that you don’t really mess with other civilian people and more or less corpo grunts. That mostly being agents from the AAHW or industry that Phobos rules over.
He’d complain to you about how 2BDamned would be an overbearing and dramatic who wouldn’t be able to take a few jokes.
Something that you two do frequently together whenever you hang out together. Hell you’ll even sneak him into the clubs you and your buddies will be at.
Though sometimes they’ll end up breaking into fights if things go wrong. But hey, more fun you thought.
There was a time that you had gotten injured to where it looked as if you died. Deimos was seeing red to where he had missed you just getting back up after recovering from a fatal blow to the head.
“Holy shit I thought you were dead!”
“Why?”
“??? Because you took a big ass blow to your head??”
“Trust me, you’ll know when I’m dead”
He’s also a bit more careful when it comes to his pyro abilities considering you’re not too fond of fire.
Let alone weak to it.
Deimos also likes to ask about your fangs along with many more questions.
“Hey, what’s it like having fangs like that?”
“Ehhh having them surgically attached was weird to get used to, but after a while you get used to it. Kinda like it’s second nature at this point.”
He finds it really cool that you also can turn others into vampires as well with a singular bite.
That’s if you will it though. You usually do it whenever you and Deimos are surrounded by a rival gang or any sort of corpo agent working in the Agencies that he’s working against.
There was a time he did bring Sanford along to introduce you. Sanford was pretty skeptical of you considering your background and who you associate with. But even then, he couldn’t really say much to begin with.
He is happy though that Deimos found another friend like you to hang out with.
[PINING FOR EACH OTHER]
Out if the two i feel like you would probably be the one to realize your feelings for Deimos. Though you would probably act more natural around him other than hanging around him more often along with being more protective of him.
Deimos on the other hand would be confused to why he feels the way towards you. We would try to chalk it up to him just being ill.
Though the more the thought about it, the more that sounded wrong.
In the end he goes to Sanford and asks him about the things he feels about you, only to receive an “are you serious?” Look from Sanford himself.
Sanford ends up having to explain that Deimos might have feelings for you. He tries to deny it for a brief moment.
“You have feelings for (Y/n)”
“Nah that can’t be right, I mean I’m pretty sure that they don’t have feeling for me either. Though I think—“
Sanford grabs him by the shoulders and looks at him straight in the eyes.
“You. Have. Feelings. For. Them.”
“… Holy shit I have feelings for them.”
Though after he comes to terms with them and accepts his feelings for you, he’ll become more flirty than what he originally was before.
And probably a little bit more touchy with you. He also may be a bit more aggressive during battle whenever you do go down for the count.
He doesn’t want to see you combust into flames after all.
The two of you would try to hide your guy’s feelings for one another, but to others. It’s painfully obvious.
So obvious to the point Sanford legitimately had to say it out loud in front of you to finally realize you both had feelings for each other after all.
The two of you finally decide to go on an actual date whenever you guys have the time for it.
[HOW YOU TWO ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP]
The two of would act the same as when you both were friends, except with a whole bunch of pick up lines and flirty comments to each other.
With you, you would be more subtle about it but still would be noticeable enough for Deimos to realize what you just had said.
He would fire back cheesy pick up lines which would end up making you laugh.
Probably would say something about your teeth to which you’d fire back a suggestive comment to where it would probably get Deimos a little too excited.
But that’s for another time. :)
Most of the time the two of you would spend your dates out and about in the city at night.
Though if you two prefer just staying home, he’d mostly be at your place most of the time. Mostly due to the fact 2BDamned still doesn’t trust you.
Probably cause your gang had attacked one of his partnered agency’s founder and had to save them cause there were too many of them for one to handle.
Not only that they just kept getting up blow after blow to where they had to resort to more fatal executions.
You didn’t really hold it against him you knew how annoying you and the Vampire gang could be when fighting off. Neither could Deimos blame him.
The only reason why they don’t mess with him now is cause you were now in a relationship with him. And probably cause you threatened all of them if they had touched him.
He also didn’t like it when he had to come back to the Anti-AAHW whenever he was called back for an up coming mission from 2BDamned. But a job is a job and he needed to do what he needed to do.
He would talk about you a lot to Sanford since he was the only one who would listen to him. Or tolerate him talking about you.
Hank not so much considering he doesn’t really care about the two of them in the first place.
2BDamned would be annoyed with him and tell him to go away and he had better things to do than to listen to him rant on and on about you.
Still Deimos wouldn’t care. If anything he’d probably still do it anyways just to piss off Doc even more.
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socialmediaevans · 2 years
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END GAME | 07 - chris evans x reader social media au
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theofficialy/n Im really honored to be the one who piece this together,thank you sm for always considering me, boos 🥺😘 you guys rock!!! 🤟🏾
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random2 what about the captain america guy?
queenieyln istg this comment section is making me sick, you guys need to do better, yn deserves better
⤷ capmarvel2 and so does chris
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chrisevans she’s been working since early today, I’m really proud, but dodger seems to find it terrible when she doesn’t give him all the attetion 😂❤️
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fan1990 you’re 41, this is sick 🤢
captainboston YALL IS THIS HIS CLOTHES SHES WEARING?!
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daeyeol4you · 9 months
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The Chay Rewatch Ep 6
As part of my KP Rewatch, I’m going to be commenting on each episode and analyzing the different Chay scenes. He’s my favorite character, and I thought I’d put down my thoughts (as well as timestamps for his scenes) as a fun way to express that.
Ep 1 & 2, Ep 3, Ep 4, Ep 5
Ep 6 - World's gayest camping trip
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This episode is honestly the one that made me change my mind about Kinn. During my first watch, I genuinely did not like his character in any way, shape, or form until this episode. It almost made me stop watching the show I won’t lie.
The bodyguards just screaming in the woods looking for Kinn. Chan, please organize the boys better.
Some people be saying Korn actually organized this kidnapping, and I fully support that theory.
Time: 14:18 – 14:36 – Macau Spotting
Why does Macau only show up in Chayless episodes? Is there an innocent baby bro ratio that keeps the two separate?
Macau swinging around the pole. Bro does not know you are not supposed to split the pole!
Macau’s Outfit: a rainbow sweater vest over a white shirt, double silver chains, and what I think are khakis? The colors make him look younger even though the outfit is very Grandfatherly, and it stays in the bright colorful theme the minor family uses though. Love that he wore this while Vegas looks like an 80s porn star with his crushed velvet shirt nearly exposing his tiddies.
Macau is the only person who regularly wears stripes throughout the show. I’m not gonna say only person, but he’s definitely the only one who wears them multiple times.
Vegas and Macau using English as their sort of code language is important to me! (Yes I know this is because of Bible’s background, but I love it)
Bruh Macau was with Vegas when he bought the condoms + bread, no wonder he had such a shit-eating grin the entire time he was on screen. He knew Vegas was about to start psychological warfare – I mean flirting with Pete.
Where is my baby boy?! We got so much Chay content in the last two eps! Why must we return to the drought!?! We don't even get Kim to at least remind us that Chay exists in the storyline. I will perish.
Overall Chay Rating (Chrating): I will give this episode an F+
The F is because no Chay. I must quote an earlier rewatch analysis, why am I, the Chay Rewatcher and Fan, here if there is no precious baby brother huh? Is my scholarly work a joke to you BOC? Anyways, the + is because this episode is the one that made me actually start to like Kinn, and Macau showed up for a little bit, which is always fun to see. Very excited for Ep 7 and the end of the Chay break.
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alkalinefrog · 2 years
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FASHION ANON HERE hahah I’m so sorry I didn’t see the question until now! Mainly Mello, Near, and Matt but honestly characters like Sayu and Matsuda or even Naomi or Mikami and Takada would also be okay haha! Sorry if the list is too long, you could just narrow it down to the first 3 if you want!
A NOTE FROM PRESENT ME: Omg I found this in my drafts and I'm so sorry, fashion anon. I was planning on finding reference photos and linking them in the more in depth descriptions but I never got around to it. I guess you'll have to use your imagination for this! I'm so sorry it took so long!
Hi fashion anon!! Welcome back and thanks for continuing such a fun prompt!
K this post is MASSIVE so I’m putting all the in-depth descriptions under the cut. Here’s the summaries of my ideas for the main three characters I’ll be doing:
First and foremost, my girl Misa!! Dude, I had such a hard time figuring out what to do with her. Unlike L and Light, who’s styles aged like milk left outside on the sun, Misa’s design is timeless. I legit sat here for a good half hour stressing about how I was gonna do this until I remembered--- she's a MODEL. She can wear ANYTHING. With that, I decided to base her style off of Harajuku Street fashion! I had to go big or go home so as not to disgrace her character lol 
I'm doing two different looks for Mello! I always got the impression that his design was supposed to lean edgier and more modern, but his canon outfit is... So weird. (Not nearly as egregious as Matt's vest thing though lol.) He also works with the mob, so I wanted to give him one high-fashion look and then one crime-boss look.
Near was by far the easiest in this group, I didn't feel like I was way out of my depth with him LMAO. Boy enjoys comfort. I’m giving him a cottage-core look in pastels to stick with his canon colour palette (or lack thereof lol), plus some chunky sneakers. Did he even wear shoes to the warehouse? Like bruh, you’re gonna get tetanus.
Here we go!
For Misa:  (small disclaimer though, I’m not super familiar with the subculture, so I’m basing all the looks off of individual pieces rather than sweeping statements about the movement as a whole)
The one commonality I’ve observed in Harajuku--- and the only comment I’ll make of the movement as a whole--- is that “more is more!” The more layers of outrageous clothes/accessories, the better! Here’s a couple articles I read about it in case you want to fact check outside of this!
First I'd give her two-toned hair (platinum blonde/black) split right down the middle. The styling options are endless, you can go from high-fashion to punk/goth in a heartbeat. She wouldn't be Misa without her pigtails, so if she was modeling for more editorial looks they can tie them into tighter buns.
More intense eyeliner looks are very in nowadays--- ALSO the graphic eyeliner trend would give her endless possibilities
For more casual wear, she's already THE og E-girl, so I'll just list a bunch of accessories that I think would look good on her instead of being redundant with styling
Give her those kitty-ear headphones too (and a gamer chair, ring light, and LED strip lights bc might as well oh god Misa stay away from tiktok PLS)
I saw these fingernail rings that would def suit her goth aesthetic (note from present me, they were literally silver nail covers that had a ring you'd wear above the last knuckle)
She's definitely the type to get long acrylic nails (I'm jealous of anyone who can wear them comfortably, I'd just gnaw them off out of annoyance) with intricate designs. It'd be cool if she got some stained glass window/church imagery inspired ones to fit the themes of the show
Other than that, I scrolled through images of all her canon outfits and they all hold up (except maybe ditch the horizontal striped shirts if you want to leave y2k territory)
For Mello:
Might be controversial, but I'm changing up his haircut from the bob to an undercut/bowl cut like this photo. I think it still captures the energy of his original design.
Then I'd give him these Balenciagas with studded heels (no reference I'm so sorry.)
Bringing back his leather pants in a deep purple
For the crime-boss look:
 I wanted to include his weird affinity for fur-lined hoods on his jackets. We could change the fur lining to a straight up feather boa.
With that look the bowl cut I gave him earlier might be too out of place, so I'd give him just an undercut like this here.
There ya go. A young mafia leader with STYLE. Both routes are pretty ostentatious, but man's so dramatic already he can pull it off lol
For Near:
I think his hairstyle's pretty timeless so I'd leave it as is and resist the urge to give everyone a mullet
Alternatively, Braided-Ponytail!Older-Near
I'd give him a pastel-filled wardrobe to stick closer to his canon colour palette (or lack thereof lol)
Lots of baggy sweaters and several cute pairs of overalls!
Then lastly I’d give him a small collection of chunky sneakers so he’s not in agony from stepping on legos all day
Tadaaa! 
Sidenote, he’d def be the type to wear ankle high socks with Nike slides and I would allow him and only him to do so
(note from present me: sorry Near's section is so short! I had planned to expand on it later :''D)
If I had time I'd give Matt a sports luxe look and you bet the first thing I'd do is throw out that weird fuzzy vest thing lol
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