dick as a child: feral
dick as an adult: burnt out, severely depressed, traumatized
jason as a child: angel
jason as an adult: war criminal
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Can somebody make a Batfamily calendar?
But what month would Bruce and Jason be?
Note: This post was inspired by a fanfic by @xaphrin
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Hell-o?!
Lmfao who’s joining me down here?!
I would assume hitler is welp the Obvs. and it’s hilarious tbh. Wayne is my papa <3 lmfao don’t be mean on the papá! Put some salt on that shit and eat it goddammit! Xoxo. Yep I came out perfect huh! Los I think I have brucellosis or *possibly* tb in reality. :/
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big brother extra 5
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ok but even if batman is location tracked back to wayne manor i doubt it would compromise his identity because the idea of weirdass bat boy living in the basement of gothams most iconic airhead and said airhead just rolling with it makes sense
“heck yeah a bat ghost moved into my house imma leave it bread” -man who thinks america has a king does not know a thing that happens in gotham
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every time dick breaks up one of his brothers’ fights, he just flashbacks to when he tried to square up against a 13 year old and decides to send a gift basket to bruce
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clark’s best articles are the ones covering brucie wayne’s most recent stunts
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when you are forced to listen to your classmate at lunch read their 300k word batman smut fanfic and know you have to go home and look ur dad in the eye
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ur undershooting there a bit hun
people who don’t know: he is an immortal cryptid untouched by the concepts of modern economics
people who know: he’s a capitalist
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can’t explain it but bruce wayne has stepmom energy. a rich, goth, very cool and somewhat intimidating stepmom energy. that this is only towards kon. i don’t care if u ship superbat but ur dad doesn’t need to be married for someone to be ur stepmom lol.
and bruce is a lame dad in boat shorts and a pink polo to all his kids plus the moochers that is dick’s friends but then he’d show up at kon’s school in a limo, black turtleneck and sunglasses in 48 degree kansas heat, kombucha in hand with a frilly straw and he’s like “ur dad is busy so i’m picking u up. get in.”
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guys look old art that i never uploaded
i don’t remember the script exactly but i know that it was supposed to be funny but i only made one page and forgot about it so i guess it’s angsty rn
@jasonbabygirltodd do u remember the joke cause i remember telling u
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they needed some practice
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dick’s nightwing transition era was a hard time for everyone
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