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So, Elon Musk's current meltdown on Twitter is simultaneously the funniest and most disturbing thing affecting social media right now. There are real issues going off in the world, like the War in Ukraine, hiking costs of living, widespread poverty, Climate Change, but our boy Elon is really up here losing his proverbial over Blue Ticks and Parody accounts...
What a time to be alive! ☠
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We don’t talk enough about the twoshade family unit like actually. Harvey Dent, notorious DA who fell from grace and is now a scary bastard who regularly does some outrageous shit and nobody really fucks with him? Lourdes big time crime boss who has literally laid claim to the ENTIRETY of Gotham and not one person has yet to actually prove her wrong? Lucille, son of Harvey Dent who, instead of fading to the background went down the EXACT same road as his dad and is currently fucking shit up (/pos) in the legal world of Gotham while also doubling as a ghost in Gotham, carrying out crime and punishment as he sees fit?? Whoever said Bruce Wayne was the prince of Gotham clearly has not yet met this trio /j
Don't forget Alanza who helped Lourdes expand the Black Widows operation overseas and a trap queen like her mom and Alfonso who upgraded their security and weaponry to the max. This is a UNIT right here. Bruce Wayne stands no chance against the real royals of Gotham.
#asks#a mutual has emerged#this is so true bc lourdes is literally as rich as cleopatra#my girl is a billionaire and probs has more money than bruce thanks to her hustles as a crime boss
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Daredevil to Batman: aww, did your parents die? Are you afflicted with constant awareness of the suffering of people around you and an unquenchable rage against the world?
Daredevil: try being CATHOLIC, idiot!
#batman#daredevil#matt murdock#bruce wayne#this is a joke this is a joke i just think its funny#listen batman & daredevil are similar but i do think matt would be unimpressed with batman having kid sidekicks#tho i do think they would commiserate over cult assasin girlfriends who they oppose morally but love deeply (talia & elektra)#also TV matt and foggy SLAMMING a huge folder titled 'things we would do to help people if we had any money' in front of bruce#all 3 start brainstorming together#not comics DD tho he got a mansion he probably already does that. he would still probs be like 'oh a billionaire? we can work with that'#dc
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If dragon ball was real life who would get cancelled?
This is such a funny ask because a large amount of DB characters have straight up murdered people, blown up cities, planets, etc. But if we're talkin real world, i.e THIS world? Bulma. Like she's a billionairess who literally married a war criminal prince.... So she's cancelled on tumblr but given the #girlboss treatment by big media corps. Most the rest of the cast is impossible to track down and probably don't even have officially known identities, so they can get away with it. Bulma, of course, in typical Bulma fashion literally doesn't even care or notice bc she's like... building a time machine for shits and giggles.
#yamcha prob would be too bc hes a professional bball player who used to date a billionaire#ask#goku and shit though? nah scot free.#they live in the mountains and dont even have birth certificates#good luck findin em#z fighters as an entity prob get shit talked tho#people bein like If I Was There I would Have Won Easily with no damage to the city and stuff#ya :)
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You've mentioned that Kaz was very nervous about Lin meeting his mother and going to his house in the Fire nation. Why??
Well, for starters, I think he would be nervous people would ask her for money 😂
His hometown village is very rural and low income which used to embarrass him. He’s not as sensitive about it now but his upbringing/culture could not possibly be more opposite to Lin’s upbringing/culture so he’s hyper aware of all the things she might find off-putting.
He’s brought a previous girlfriend there (Eriko) and she was extremely judgmental of the place and everyone she met there- lots of “thank god you got out of this dump 😒” type comments. And while he often thought the same thing it was hurtful to hear it from an outsider.
I HC the fire nation is an extremely class-conscious nation so growing up poor and then having a career in which he’s surrounded by the upper echelons of society has definitely given him a case of imposter syndrome. And while the fire nation has a lot of high rollers, none of them are Beifongs- a name which is synonymous with money itself lol. Lin is particularly intimidating to bring to his hometown for that reason alone.
Luckily, she’s the most pure-hearted cinnamon roll so he needn’t worry.
Edit: I didn’t address the mom part, but shes the least of his concern. Although like any mom she’s great at embarrassing him anyway. I’d give some examples but maybe I’ll write it into a fic…
#Lin beifong#kazuo#linzuo#like us lin prob thinks beifong is synonymous with earth bending and not just being billionaires#which is fair but in Kaz’s village the billionaire part really sticks out#also Kazuo’s brother in law absolutely does ask her for money so
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bbc stop trying to get me to watch that stupid diamond stealing documentary... idc who did it except for the fact that i’d send whoever targeted them a fruit basket if i knew who it was. Crime against billionaires is not crime. It’s tax they dodge elsewhere.
#billionaire lives do not matter and i don't care abt their parasitical spawn either#that they probs made mint Off said documentary makes me want to yak
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My favourite things about the whole OceanGate disaster, in no particular order
That the vessel was originally named Cyclops II but the CEO renamed it to Titan, so it’s even BETTER than the Titanic
He also called it indestructible
The guy piloting the vessel is an ex-naval captain who has been on several titanic manned trips. But the guy is 77 rn
The billionaire from Pakistan is apparently friends with King Charles. You’d think for someone who’s besties with a guy whose job was literally being born, he’d care more about protecting his bloodline. Instead, he brought his 19 year old with him
Meanwhile, the stepson of one of the other billionaires (I think the British one named Hamish) went to a Blink 182 concert. When questioned about this, he basically went “my family would want me to go to the concert”. Today, minutes after posting about asking for thoughts and prayers, he @‘ed an OF model on Twitter, asking her to sit on his face
Bc it’s part of the safety demo & music track list for the trip, there is a VERY good chance that if there’s still some power left in the sub, it’s playing an instrumental of My Heart Will Go On on loop
Also, the vessel is a submersible bc it doesn’t meet literally any of the safety regulations to be called a submarine. Which the CEO knew, because he’s blatantly said that safety regulations get in the way of progress
The CEO once stated that he thought the future of humanity was not in space, but in the ocean when the surface becomes uninhabitable
Apparently the controller he’s using has REAL bad reviews because the connection always fails
These idiots paid $250k EACH but they had to pack their own lunch. Not even a damn charcuterie board
The pilot’s seat is on the toilet. So whenever someone needs to go, the pilot needs to move
There’s 1 window looking out. That’s it
It’s about the size of a minivan
The sub uses texts (but only to the CEO’s phone) to communicate, as well as StarLink, but they can only access that if they surface
The door literally cannot be opened from inside
There is a decent chance that at least 1 person has been cannibalized (my bet was the pilot since he’s not rich, but bc of the banging sounds, he’s probs not dead, so it may be the CEO)
They’re supposed to run out of oxygen tomorrow (22/06/23) at 7 am est, but tbh, the CO2 scrubber system will probs fail before that
The toilet is a plastic bag
This is only the 3rd time in 3 years the vessel has gone to the Titanic. Every other time, there’s an issue and they gotta turn back within like 4 hours
A lot of major news networks are trying to remain positive, but it’s a HILARIOUS comparison when you go to social media and every single person is like “yeah that shit is built like a cardboard boat, they’re fucked”
The company’s name is literally called OceanGate
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the thing that made me giggle when reading rwrb was the bending over backwards to explain how Alex was affording all these trips to hang with his bf without using taxpayer dollars
like they literally didn't even need to do that too! they're shooting themself in the foot including all these details bc it just makes me think more abt the clairmont-diaz's finances like. i'm sorry that you want to make the first family into monarchs but they are most likely bankrupt at this point running for president and living in the white house is insanely expensive!!! alex stop flying around the world to see your boytoy challenge!!!!
#like obviously the first family is personally wealthy but i know at that point in their term the obamas were bankrupt#bc u pay for the white house upkeep and staff and events out of pocket#like if they hadn't mentioned it i prob would've assumed henry was paying for everything alskdfj#but now i'm like?? so are they billionaires??#it's all crazy#answered#anon
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just had the revelation of how into witchblade the reverse harem girlies would have been
#witchblade#reverse harem#the live action starring yancey butler not the anime#let's see#hot doomed past life lover#cold mysterious billionaire who's probs a villain but also shares some kind of mindlink with you#sunshine new cop partner has no idea what's happening but has your back anyway#hot ghost of your former partner/best friend#sexy badass full of unspoken sadness protecting you from the shadows#truly we feasted
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A few months before Danny gets his powers, while on a trip to Gotham with his family (maybe there was a ghost convention or something). While in Gotham Danny some how figures out that Bruce Wayne is Batman. I don’t know how he figures it out, but he does. When they get back to Amity Danny jokingly makes a power point presentation for his parents about why they should put in their will that if something ever happened to them Bruce Wayne would get custody of him (and Jazz if she’s still underage at the time).
A couple of his points are:
He’s a billionaire so you know he’ll be able to afford to take care of me and Jazz
He has a mansion so lots of space and big rooms
He’s got a butler
He’s already well known for adopting black haired blue eyed children so he probs wouldn’t be opposed to taking me in
He’s got kids of his own already so me and Jazz would get more siblings!!
He’s Batman
Danny did the whole power point as a joke but his parents actually took it kind of seriously. Cause up to this point neither one of them had thought about what would happen to Danny and Jazz if the both of them where to die. So they make a will and put in it that if they both die then Bruce Wayne gets custody of their kids. And then they all promptly forget about it.
Two years later Bruce Wayne gets a call from a man claiming to be the executor of the Fenton will and that Bruce’s presence is requested in Amity Park for the reading of the Fenton will. Bruce is wracking his brain trying to remember who the Fenton’s are and if how he knows them. But the man is coming up blank (cause he’s never actually met them before). He goes to the will reading and is shocked to hear that the Fenton’s, two people he’s never met before, have left custody of their 16yo son to him.
Danny is just as shocked because holy shit that power point was a joke. He didn’t mean for his parents to actually take it seriously and do that!!! And Vlad is pissed. He was sure he was gonna get custody of Danny after killing off the Fenton parents! Bruce is trying to figure out why these two strangers left their son to him. He’s watching Danny with eagle eyes trying to figure the kid out. And he sees the way Danny flinches whenever Vlad gets close or puts his hand on Danny’s shoulder.
Vlad tries to convince Bruce it would be better for Danny if Bruce gave up custody to him(Vlad). He’s know the boy for two years after all and he was actually a family friend. Danny meanwhile is silently shaking his head and giving Bruce pleading eyes silently begging him not to let Vlad take him. Bruce just tells Vlad that the Fenton’s must have had a good reason for giving him(Bruce) custody instead of giving it to Vlad, and he’s going to abide by the Fenton’s wishes.
Bruce leaves with Danny and once in the limo he asks Danny if he’s ever met him or his parents before. Poor Danny has to explain how he jokingly made a power point about why his parents should leave custody of him to Bruce in the event of their deaths, and how he never thought his parents would actually take it seriously. But hey at least he doesn’t have to go live with Vlad now!
#danny phantom#batman#dp x dc#dpxdc#dc x dp#dp x dc prompt#dp x dc crossover#danny fenton#ghost king phantom#it was supposed to be a joke#but the Fenton parents are weird#and extra#and they love their kids#so if their son wants Bruce Wayne to be their back up in the event of their demise#then who are they to say no#Bruce is super confused when he shows up for the will reading#who the hell are these people#the executor of the will didn’t know that the Fenton’s and Bruce didn’t know each other#he saw Bruce Wayne’s name and that he was being left custody of Danny#and he just assumed that the Fenton’s and the Wayne’s where friends#plus Wayne is always adopting orphaned kids with black hair and blue eyes#and Danny fits that perfectly#the man did not question this decision for a single second#vlad is beyond pissed#he killed the Fenton parents to get custody of Danny#and it was all for nothing cause those idiots didn’t leave him custody#he’s trying to figure out how the Fenton’s knew Bruce Wayne as well#Danny is just super embarrassed#it was a damn joke!#it wasn’t supposed to be taken seriously
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the most beautiful girl | k7
Description: After a decade long hiatus - everyone expects you to return around the arm of some billionaire. To their surprise, Kimi Raikkonen is your husband.
yourusername: Love and Laughter ❤️💞✨
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darlingstormborn22: UM?? SEVEN YEARS OF NOT POSTING ANYTHING THEN THIS...?
scandanaviandollslova9: oh fashion is about to return
sebastianvettel: Beautiful Family!
- yourusername: Thank you, Seb...!
yourusername: I've been gone for so very long - and privacy has been really nice! But I think it's finally time to introduce my family :) 💞✨ I met my husband when I was filming 'Fast and Furious 2'...which is basically 20 years ago? Hmm, time seems to pass easily when you are having fun ❤️ He was one of the people that we interviewed to make sure that the driving was accurate in the movie. I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT WE FELL IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER AFTER THAT! Now we have three beautiful children. Malena, Katrina and Keanu 💞✨
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f1multistan: Anyone else think that her husband is an F1 Driver?
- watcheaaa2: yeah probs Fernando or Hamilton
- hemeheme54: @f1multistan it's probably a billionaire or engineer expert 🤷🏻♀️ I think she's too beautiful and precious for the 8 digits club 😁
harabean: ELON MUSK? OR ONE OF THE ARNAULTS?
estiebestiesuperfan: Bill Gates just got divorced guys
yourusername: the story of when i fucked my driver 🤣
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kimimatiasraikkonen: You married him too. 🤣
hollarosaaa: EXCUSE ME? KIMI FUCKING RAIKKONEN?
ynsupporter: Her name...her name is Y/N motherfucking L/N-Raikkonen. 🔥
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hatemenow6: The way that she probably wins the arguments
- richieriveroo: Mom: "You're fucking wrong." Kimi: "Yes."
bucketfullasunshine8: Malena Raikkonen, Katrina Raikkonen, Keanu Raikkonen. SHE ATE WITH THE NAMES 😭
kimimatiasraikkonen: My beautiful family. 💞✨
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iloveyn: The way that Y/N Probably wrote this 😭
yourusername: I love you. ❤️
@h-c-u @shouq @fdl305 @iloveyou3000morgan @lpab @ietss
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Damian Wayne relationship head-canons ♡
Pairing(s): Damian Wayne x Gn!reader (no specific pronouns)
I’m sure we’re all aware of how cold and indifferent Damian usually is
So he was definitely… something when you two first met
Ofc he begins to soften up and w/o being cringe, he’s definitely a tsundere
Like he feels love towards you but he refuses to admit it at times
Now, many people around you definitely were surprised when the two of you guys got together
No one expected Damian to actually love someone
Like???
Anyway
He’s not really into PDA
I’m sure we would’ve all came to the conclusion of this
He’s not very physically affectionate, at least not when he’s in the right state of mind
You see,
Giving Dhar Mann
He’s always on guard
Even with you
Sure, he loves and cares about you but he can’t help but have some sort of guard up
However, when you see sleepy Damian and try helping him into his room, he began spouting nonsense and cuddling into you
You were surprised by this but also the fact that Damian even let his guard down so much??
You totally mention it the morning after 😇
Anyway
You think Damian is a huge annoyance?
Yea well he becomes even more annoying after you begin dating
He’s just a silly little guy 🤷♀️
But yea, you think he’s a know it all now? 100x worse after
Poor you, man
Bro won’t even shut up until I threaten to reveal sum u heard him say during the time he was sleepy
Even then he threatens you and advises you keep your lights on at night 😔
Aside from him being a significant annoyance and being very aggressive, he’s also really sweet
It honestly surprised you since he was raised to be an assassin and is pretty emotionally constipated
He’s always gifting you stuff
They’re usually small stuff in the moment
Like little notes, origami, and just little candies or snacks that he has
If you mention how “cute” it is he‘lol ignore you for the rest of the week
But yea, and bro is rich too
So best believe he’ll be like those grandparents that but a shit ton of whatever you said you liked 5 years ago
You like hot Cheetos? Best believe he’ll buy them for you and throw them at your head then walk away
You’re like??? I told you I liked them last year and you’re still buying them for me?
Plus, as I said, he rich rich
So he probs buys u rich people shit
Idk what examples, I’m poor
So 😍😍 am I right?
And here you are with your lil notes and origami roses
Like damn
He claims he likes them but still
U gotta get rich bestie
Pretty much it
Honestly considering he’s a billionaire Bruce Wayne’s son, ima go ahead and guess theres a bunch of paparazzi and it’s all over headlines of your relationship once it’s revealed (by u or on accident)
And there’s obviously different reactions from different crowds
There’s fans who are upset that you “stole” their “man”
And then there’s the rest who don’t rlly care but are shocked depending on who you are and just cuz Damian never expressed interest in romance
You just love getting dragged online 😍
But he’s not their man he’s yours sooo🤭🤭
Extra- when you announced your relationship Tim rlly doubted it’s legitimacy
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Authors note: hope u liked :))
#gn reader#female reader#male reader#fluff#damian wayne x reader#fanfic fluff#damian wayne x female reader#damian wayne x male reader#damian wayne imagine#damian wayne fluff#damian wayne headcanon#older damian wayne#damian wayne al ghul#damian wayne fanfiction#damian robin#damian wayne#damian al ghul#robin damian#dc fanfic#dc robin#dc comics#dcu#dc universe#dc x reader#fluff headcanons#relationship headcanons#batman#batfam#dc damian wayne
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you know what really gets my goat... all the people on that sub got to experience at least 4.5 decades of life. they got to explore and travel, they went to college, they found love, built families, established careers and got their name out there, they got to make some sort of mark in the world....all of them except for the kid. this dude was only 4 years (maybe 3) younger than me. he was barely a legal adult, still a teenager. prob didn’t even know much life outside of school, prob was only now starting or hadn’t been to college yet, hadn’t had a chance to experience life as an adult yet.... and he wasn’t even really supposed to be on that sub.
he *didn’t* want to go. he was TERRIFIED. he was the only person on that stupid tuna can death trap with any semblance of common sense. dude basically got dragged there by his rich ass dad (literally the richest family in pakistan for crying out loud) bc yall know how it is with rich ppl (SPECIALLY the billionaires) : business over everything, live to work but don’t work to live, family is secondary, etc etc...dude probably didnt get to spend much time with his dad bc he most likely wasnt around most of the time and was all work work work but knew he (the dad) wanted to go, prob wanted him to go as well and tried persuading him to join. and even though something didn’t feel right to him, it was father’s day weekend and he must have felt like he owed it to his dad to go and took the risk bc he trusted his dad/wanted to make him happy even though his gut feeling said not to and he really didn’t want to do it. ik he ‘was an adult’ technically, but he was literally only 19 and parental approval gets people to do stupid shit they probably wouldnt otherwise do against their better judgement...
they literally confirmed (his aunt) he only went to bond with his dad...and instead his dad basically dragged him to both their deaths....this is so fucked. irresponsible and selfish. everyone else knew damn well at their big ages that was stupid and it was only a matter of time before something seriously tragic happened. and this guy knew better than to drag his kid into this knowing he probably would do it just bc it was his dad and a grown ass adult that could probably be trusted bc he’s ‘wiser and more experienced in life and knows better than a 19 y.o’ ...and now they’re all dead. literally fuck off for this
#rip to that kid and that kid only. maybe the old expert too but he knew better the kid def didnt deserve this tho. fuck his dad for that#oceangate#the titanic#titanic#titanic sub#titanic submersible#titanic submarine#wow anna said something#anna's shitposts#i read abt this and now im fiery bc i suspected this but now im ughhhhh#*im just#anyway this situation has turned my brain into swiss cheese i need sleep for several days and get the men in black mindwipe
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Rachel is officially everyone's sugar mommy. Like girl is the daughter of a billionaire with friends who are a) majorly traumatised b) have shitty parents c) are broke ass kids who prob won't live to see another day so she definitely buys unnecessarily expensive things for all of them
Rachel: Here
Percy: Thank you for the keys??
Rachel: Your welcome. The porche is outside chb
Percy: The what??
Obviously its a full time job to get her friends to accept her gifts but then Piper daughter-of-a-famous-movie-star McLean comes along and they join forces
Piper: I bought Annabeth a motorbike
Rachel: How do we convince her to take it?
Piper: I'm just saying its from Hestia
Rachel: Checks out. It'll probably make Athena pissed too
#let them spoil their friends#pjo funny#pjo textpost#pjo#percy jackson#heroes of olympus#hoo#annabeth chase#pjo hcs#pjo headcanon#pjo hc#pjo headcanons#pjo textposts#pjo funny textpost#pjo funny textposts#percabeth headcanon#percabeth#rachel elizabeth dare#piper mclean#funny pjo#hoo text post
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Thoughts that I wanted to share about the brothers Hawthorne/ the grandest game bc I don’t wanna make a million posts about each one 💀
1: Phone girls dad literally shot himself ON. HER. BIRTHDAY. 😭😭
2: Skye Hawthorne MIGHT be in the grandest game, because when Avery got bombed and Ricky and skye got arrested for it, they found out that it actually wasn’t them which means they prob got out of jail (maybe not Ricky but probably skye) and she might be controlling one of the players
3: WE’LL PROBABLY GET TO SEE A SUNSHINE X GRUMPY TROPE!! (Mathias and Gigi)
4: we’ll see which 7 contestants avery will pick for the game!! (While I was writing that instead of contestants I accidentally put tributes 💀)
5: we might learn more about Toby’s backstory (or just the Hawthorne backstories in general, like Zara’s, nans or Alice’s)
6: speaking of Alice, SOMEHOW THAT OLD GRANDMAS GOING TO BE ALIVE
7: this isn’t really a prediction but more just like a possible hint for the grandest game, but when grayson tells his brothers about the riddle “what begins a bet? Not that”, Jameson says this
He says “what’s the opposite of a handshake?” And I found a picture online that shows multiple different options of what could be the opposite of a handshake
Basically most of the words on there kind of show “misinterpretation” or just different words for some sort of mistake, so would that mean that the “beef” (im just gonna call it that bc I don’t rlly know what went down) between tobias and thomas thomas was maybe accidental?? Or maybe they got into a disagreement that ended in thomas ending his life? All the book really shows is that one paragraph (that I highlighted in green) that talks about what Jameson thought of the riddle, and then Jameson was talking to Avery about the game (probs bc jlb didn’t wanna drop too many hints lmao) And then if you add it in with the “abet” theory ⬇️
It said that one of the opposites of a handshake were “refusal” and “disagreement”, so what if tobias had wanted thomas to aid one of his crimes and thomas refused, and maybe tobias gave him an ultimatum which is why he shot himself?? It’s so confusing bc what would tobias even do that was so horrible that thomas had to shoot himself, I really don’t know. but if anyone has some theory’s on this pls lmk! 🫶
8: holy guacamole 7 was a long one, but anyway i feel like there are definitely more hints on the grandest game in the brothers Hawthorne then there were in the final gambit, even though in (i think tig is the one that clue was from?) the inheritance games “special” edition bc idk what their called it said “hints in the final gambit”. (although one loose end from tig was David Golding, and @riddles-n-games had a good theory about that) But i read the final gambit entirely and didn’t find a single clue other than David, so that’s kinda weird (unless somebody else found something else they found interesting in that book?)
9: Eve might also be behind one of the players, or just trying to get involved with the game so she could get the cash prize or whatever else it is that that psycho needs 🙄
10: we’ll (most likely, bc I’m 99.9% sure that she’ll be in tgg) see what phone girl looks like and see which one of us were right 😜
11: kinda random but i will bet a whole 5 dollars that phone girls name is either gonna be flower related, or just straight up be lily. Or maybe both, but just think of how ironic that would be (there are calla lilys all over the cover of tgg… 🤷♀️)
12: LIBBY NASH WEDDING!!! 🤭🤭🤭💗
13: so off topic but WHERE DO GRAYSON AND JAMESON GET THEIR MONEY FROM??? like I’m sure jameson probably gets some cash from his billionaire girlfriend, but what about grayson?? he says in tbh that he’s “buried in work” but what kind of work does he do?? and who does he work for?? 🤨
14: Okay this is gonna be the last one bc i need to shut up, but does anybody have an idea on what some things in the grandest game cover might symbolize? we know about the lilys and the opal rings, but other than that i CANT seem to figure out anything else on there 😭😭
and okay that’s all thank you for coming to my ted talk 🫶😊🙌
#the inheritance games#jameson hawthorne#nash hawthorne#avery kylie grambs#grayson hawthorne#xander hawthorne#the brothers hawthorne#libby grambs#maxine liu#phone girl#the grandest game#jennifer lynn barnes#the final gambit#thomas thomas#calla lily
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Do u think arranged reader found out Bruce held her in her sleep orrr
Probs not. At least for a while
Lois had watched not one but three separate cops run your plate and just... not? It was fascinating. She should be indignant. Furious.
But. For as fast as you were driving, she didn't feel unsafe. Your eyes were on the road and but for every brief instants, your hands were on the wheel. It was fine. It was... worth unraveling though. Apparently being a billionaire's wife and a mobster's daughter had its perks.
"So-" her antennae were twitching, even if she knew she couldn't run a story about anything you told her. There was dirt there. And she wanted to know.
"Yes?"
"What's it even like? Being in an arranged-"
You glance at her quirking an eye brow and she shrugs, "I was was curious. He paid a dowry and that was weird."
"At least he wasn't a stranger. And he was never unkind to me," you hum, pulling neatly into a parking place.
"But, did you always know or-"
"No," you snort. "That would have made sense. They were hedging their bets I suppose. They waited until boys started to express interest in me. Then my father made sure they wouldn't."
"Well that's forbidding."
"And somehow more medieval than a chastity belt."
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