ok but imagine: tim and bernard break up BUT kon and bernard get together

no bro but listen i’ve actually genuinely thought about this before and i would love to see it?? they’re both such goofballs uhsjshsb

but also how would they work?? or get together?? who confesses first? is this the second boy bernard causes a bi realization in cause like?? good for him honestly

3 mimir

So.. Timberkon?

Tim introduces Bernard to Kon. Bernard and Kon end up just fucking around, joking and goofing off, it starts off tame enough, but at some point it becomes, joking about them being poly, playful flirting, as a joke, just joking... Tim wonders if they're still joking 10 mins later, is he watching his old crush and current bf flirt? In front of his face?

TIM HOLDS KON WITH HIS RIGHT HAND AND BERNARD WITH HIS LEFT HAND!!!! THE MEME IS REAL!!!!

Timberkon fanfictionlibrary drabble #2! This time featuring uni student Tim using his boyfriends as models for his photography assignment

Prompt: “I’m bored”

“I’m bored,” Kon said.

Tim smiled at him. “You’re doing great.”

Yeah, Kon sure hoped so. He and Bernard had been sitting in the same pose for what seemed like hours (Tim said it was only a few minutes) waiting for him to get the “perfect shot”.

Now, obviously he was happy to help Tim with his photography class, and he absolutely agreed that he and Bernard were the perfect models, however he was starting to get a bit restless and his legs were beginning to bounce.

“Lean on him a bit more, Bernard,” Tim said.

Bernard tilted his head further back against Kon’s shoulder and pressed himself into his side. Okay, the upside to this was that their pose required close physical contact with his boyfriend so! He wouldn’t complain about that.

“Great.”

Tim ducked behind his camera and took a few more shots.

“We’re done,” he announced. “You can do something fun if you want a silly photo. I won’t submit it but we need something to hang on these walls.”

Kon didn’t need to be told twice. Silly photos were his thing. He had stolen Tim’s camera to take them more than once, and the only reason he hadn’t been chewed out for it yet was because he always brought it back okay. Or maybe because he took a…definitely normal amount of Bernard and Tim photos, but whatever.

He turned to Bernard and grinned. “Can I kiss you?”

“Yes?”

“Upside down?”

Kon saw the recognition spark in Bernard’s eyes.

“Please,” Bernard confirmed.

So he did. He floated himself off the ground and upside down, coming face to face with Bernard, and kissed him.

He heard Tim laugh as the shutter went off.

Kon really hoped he had another photography assignment soon.

Tags: @yeetus-feetus

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Superboy (Comics), Robin (Comics), Young Justice (Comics), Young Justice - All Media Types, Teen Titans (Comics), Supergirl (Comics), Superman (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Bernard Dowd/Tim Drake/Kon-El | Conner Kent, Tim Drake/Kon-El | Conner Kent, Bernard Dowd/Tim Drake, Bernard Dowd/Kon-El | Conner Kent, Bart Allen & Tim Drake & Kon-El | Conner Kent & Cassie Sandsmark, Kon-El | Conner Kent & Members of the Team (Young Justice), Kon-El | Conner Kent/Members of the Team (Young Justice), Bart Allen/Kon-El | Conner Kent, Kon-El | Conner Kent & Superfamily Members, past Kon-El | Conner Kent/Cassie Sandsmark - Relationship Characters: Kon-El | Conner Kent, Tim Drake, Bernard Dowd, Bart Allen, Cassie Sandsmark, Cissie King-Jones, Greta Hayes, Anita Fite, Kara Zor-El, Clark Kent, Jonathan Samuel Kent Additional Tags: Self-Discovery, Sexual Experimentation, Sexual Confusion, Pink Kryptonite (DCU), yes I very much do mean the gay kryptonite, Assumptions, Humor, Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Fluff and Smut, Friends to Lovers, Idiots in Love, Polyamory, Kink Negotiation, Safe Sane and Consensual, Light Dom/sub, soft dom, Praise Kink, Enthusiastic Consent, Exhibitionism, Voyeurism, Pet Play, Threesome, Marathon Sex, Multiple Orgasms, Dom Tim Drake, Sub Kon-El | Conner Kent, mostly just sexily vibing Bernard Dowd, First Time Bottoming, Casual Sex, and also not-so-casual sex, Top Tim Drake, Top Bernard Dowd, Bottom Kon-El | Conner Kent, Top Bart Allen, Kon-El | Conner Kent Has a Large Penis, crowd-sourcing whether or not your crush is currently an evil doppelganger in the group chat, The Author Regrets Nothing, Kon-El | Conner Kent-centric, Kon-El | Conner Kent Feels Summary:

"So, uh . . ." Kon says, skeptically eyeing the softly glowing rock in his hand. Metallo, like, threw it at his head. He has no idea why. "Is this supposed to do something or . . . ?"

"It's pink," Kara says leerily, staying very firmly back.

There something in the water or some shit? Why is everyone in the luthor family queer?

It's his year

just saying, timberkon is best when they’re all in love with each other and timkon is just constantly making heart eyes at their conspiracy little shit civilian bf

My February story for the Year of the OTP 2023 challenge is out now! Come and get your Timberkon content, lmao.

Summary:

Kon is left alone in a room with his boyfriend’s boyfriend. It’s one of the worst social interactions in his life. Until it isn’t. February Prompt: “If I kiss you, will you shut up?”

timberkon stardust au?

kon as yvaine, the star that falls to earth

bernard as tristain, the lost grandchild of the king, looking to find the star for his beloved

tim as victoria, only i give the part more backstory and say that tim’s a time traveler or a space man or something and he was totally going to leave and go back to his time/planet/whatever but then he met bernard and he’s like hm actually i’m fine here 🥰

like he could build a time machine or fix his spaceship or whatever but he's too busy making heart eyes at the cute boy at the shop

bernard proposes during a midnight picnic and tim's a little hesitant bc like there's a lot bernard doesn't know about him

and then bernard offers to get him the star and tim's like well shit i'm gonna marry this man

and then tim's like oh shit im gonna marry this man, how am I going to tell my family

bernard goes off for the star and tim spirals into panic mode and ends up building a space ship/time machine/whatever in like three days so he can get his family there in time for the engagement/marriage

(this is the first time he's spoken to any of them in months. they all think he's dead. so getting a wedding invitation from him is a pleasant surprise.)

also tim knows kon from his time Before he crash landed in bernard's village and they both low-key had crushes on each other when they were working (?) together. also they each think the other is dead.

bernard and kon mostly follow the plot of stardust, bernard dragging kon back to show tim, kon escaping, the witch trying to eat kon's heart to gain immortality, the king's kids chasing kon to get the stone that knocked him out of the sky, etc etc

except instead of bernard (tristain) going back to the village to break up with vtim (victoria), tim starts to get worried about bernard and decides to venture into the land beyond the wall himself and ends up helping bernard's mother save kon from the witch who wants to eat his heart

mostly this is an excuse to write this scene:

"I'm looking for a fallen star - have you seen one around?" Bernard asks, looking around the crater like a star is just going to randomly materialize.

But no, there's just a man in strangely bright, skin-tight clothing. He's got something weird on his head, too - it's not a hat, but two dark circles connected by a piece of something thin and black, and then longer sticks of the same material run down to hook behind his ears. Honestly, the only part of his clothing that Bernard recognizes is his coat, which looks to be made of dark leather.

"That would be me," the guy says, waving his hands in the air melodramatically.

Bernard stares at him for a long second. "You don't look like a star," he feels the need to point out.

The guy just shrugs. "I dunno what to tell you, man. Believe me or don't, it's not my problem."

Bernard studies him. "No, I believe you," he announces after a minute. "No one around here dresses like..." He gestures towards the guy's weird colorful outfit. "...that."

The guy scowls. "What's wrong with how I dress?" he demands, belligerent.

"Nothing," Bernard says, because it's a nice view if nothing else. He wonders how Tim feels about this kind of outfit. "I've just never seen anything like it before. What's it made of, anyway?"

"Spandex," the guy says shortly.

Spandex, Bernard mouths silently to himself. What the hell does that mean? Whatever, he has more important questions right now: "So why are you here? Why did you fall?"

The guy's scowl deepens. "I got hit," he mutters sullenly.

Bernard doesn't think he heard that right. "What?"

"I got hit," the guy says, a little louder but no less disgruntled. He picks something up from beside him - it looks like a necklace of some sort, maybe? - and waves it around. "By this."

"Huh," says Bernard. He doesn't know what else he can say.

The guy glares at the necklace like it's the source of all his problems - which, if Bernard takes his story at face value, it kind of is - then shrugs and fastens it around his neck. "Finders keepers."

back on my timber/berkon agenda and lately ive been picturing this scenario where tim wants to introduce bernard to his friends but isn't that ready to come out to bart, cassie and kon yet so he's like "hey everyone this is my close friend bernard he's tagging along today hope nobody minds" and yeah nobody does!!

bart finds bernard's conspiracy theories incredibly amusing and eggs him on, cassie is highkey surprised at how much info bernard has gathered and lowkey wary because bernard's like... Really Good at gathering clues and shit from blurry footage and drawing conclusions, too bad his mind always wanders off in the wrong direction bcs like he's This Close to figuring out a lot of shit. and kon!! kon!! he just genuinely has a crush at first sight. bernard's smart and easygoing and has good banter and honestly pretty attractive so kon's like... trialing after bernard like a lost puppy. they stop to grab a bite and kon (not so) subtly asks if bernard's involved with anyone and bernard is like "uhhh well there's this guy i like!!" because he's not gonna out tim like wtf but also... he's in a relationship and it's hard to toe the line between being like "yes i love my bf sosososomuch" and not giving too much away. anyway kon kinda bites the inside of his cheek and goes "well how serious is this guy, do you know? because if he's not gonna ask u out then he's holding the line" and tim (who has spent the whole day following after his best friend and his boyfriend stewing in jealousy but unable to say shit about it) is like "OKAY BERNARD'S MY BOYFRIEND HE'S TAKEN BACK OFF CONNER" and he drags bernard out of the restaurant

anyways superboy challenges red robin to a duel for bernard's hand in marriage like a day after and bernard spends the next two weeks holed up in his room trying to figure out why the fuck two vigilantes that up until this point appeared to be best friends are now in an open feud with one another.

Not a full list but can people send me panels they would like to see for any ship below, need to outsource help (Hank ships are in here but I don't need help with those, I am using Green Lantern/Sentinel: Heart of Darkness panels for HankTodd):

Hal/Ollie JayRoy HankTodd Match/Inertia Dick/Joey Joe Morgan/Al Pratt Bart Allen/Preston Lindsay Riddler/Scarecrow Jason Blood/Bruce Wayne Dinah/Helena Clark Kent/John Henry Irons Clark/Lex DinahOllieHal Mister Mind/The Joker Tiger/Dick Chastantine Rose/Cassie Edwin Payne/Charles Rowland Diana/Kate Kane Constantine/Lucifer Cassandra Cain/Rose Wilson Helena/Renee Sandman/Corinthian Jay Garrick/Alan Scott/Richard Swift Linda Park/Wally West/Hartley Rathaway The Shade/Jack Knight Richard Swift/Charles McNider BerKon Renee/Scandal Wally/Kyle Riddler/Penguin Hal/Earth Villains Lois Lane/Selina Kyle Ollie Queen/Eddie Fyers Plastic Man/Vic Sage Halowog Cosmic Boy/Lightning Lord Coldflash Maps Mizoguchi/Gold Beetle Nightwing/Catman Black Canary/Lady Shiva Tatsu Yamashiro/Selina Kyle Mr Freeze/Bruce Wayne Vixen/Wonder Woman Superbat Barbara/Kara Wally West/Pied Piper Max Lord/Booster Gold Harper Row/Punchline Brainiac 5/Superman Batjokes Riddlebat Jon Kent/Ash Damian/Jay Cir El/Natasha Irons/Traci 13 HalJohn HalGuy HalKyle HalAlan Beth/Yolanda HankCam Bluepulse

Sandwave Batlantern Brainiac 5/Invisible Kid DickGarth Lightray/Orion Catman/Deadshot Donna/Starfire TimKon MidDickPollo Wonder Woman/Circe Lee Travis/Wesley Dodds/Dian Belmont Boostle Todd/Kaldur Dinahbabs Bruharv Konbart BeaTora Anita Fite/Traci 13 JonDami CissieCassie Ghostbat TimJon StephCass Supercorp Dick/Wally Virgil Hawkins/Richie Foley Courtney/Emiko Talia Kane/Laurel Kent Isamot Kol/Vath Sarn Pied Piper/Trickster Two-face/Riddler Wonder Woman/Cheetah SinHal Tim/Lonnie Birds of Prey Polycule GuyJohn AnitaCissie StephMia TimBerBartKon DinahZatanna CarolDiana JessKori DickRoy BruceOllie GuyDick Bernard Dowd/Jay Nakamura Karen Starr/Helena Wayne Halbarry BruceConstantine Young Justice Polycule Lois/Diana Lex Luthor/Braniac Max Lord/Ted Kord Jessica Cruz/Soranik Natu Lex Luthor/Will Magnus Pre N52 Kara Zor El and Stephanie Brown Steph/Mia Mia/Cissie Alan Scott/Jay Garrick Selina Kyle/Talia Al Ghul Gotham City Sirens Polycule Kyle/Connor

thejasminebrandbackup An #NYC attorney is out of a job after he physically assaulted a woman on the street.

Earlier today (May 30) Leader Berkon Colao & Silverstein LLP released a statement and shared that an associate from their New York City office has been fired for his “inappropriate behavior.”

Over the weekend a viral #TikTok was shared of the associate — a man named #AnthonyOrlich — being confronted for maliciously snatching the wig off of a Black woman, TikToker/musician who goes by the name #LizzyAshliegh.

The NYC singer wrote over the clip,

“This man just took off my wig and kept on walking. There’s demons in NY, I SWEAR!”

In the video, Lizzy Ashliegh attempted to receive an explanation as to why Orlich wrongfully removed her hairpiece. However, after not receiving an answer, the Brooklyn musician continued to question Orlich.

She frustratingly asked,

“Sir! For what f*cking reason?!”

Lizzy Ashliegh then screamed,

“For what reason did you take my wig off?”

She continued,

“What made you think that was the good thing to do? Why’d you do that? What makes you think that that’s OK?”

After the man seemingly cut a smirk on his face, Lizzy fired back,

“It’s not funny. You don’t even f*cking know me. Do you hate women or something?”

While the alleged attacker’s friends appeared to try to get him to apologize to Lizzy for the offense, he refused to acknowledge what he had done. In the footage, Orlich is seen repeatedly asking his friends,

“[Apologize] For what?” Full story on #thejasminebrand.com

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