ok but imagine:
tim and bernard break up BUT kon and bernard get together
no bro but listen i’ve actually genuinely thought about this before and i would love to see it?? they’re both such goofballs uhsjshsb
but also how would they work?? or get together?? who confesses first? is this the second boy bernard causes a bi realization in cause like?? good for him honestly
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Clark, physically moving Hal away from Bruce like he's a pestering cat: Sorry, I need him for a second
Hal:
Hal: what the hell--
Bruce: is there a reason you picked Hal up like Alfred the Cat?
Clark: yes :( Bruce, can you give me some parenting advice?
Bruce, contemplating stabbing himself with a batarang: No
Clark: Great! It's about Kon.
Bruce, knowing damn well Kon is his favourite super: go on
Clark: I think he has a crush on this boy who does conspiracy theories on YouTube, -- and he thinks this Bernard kid is a better writer than me, which, hey I won a Pfizer and you can't spell anything without autocorrect, --
Bruce: Clark.
Clark: Right! How do I make him understand I'm skeptical because Bernard is a relatively good writer and not because he's a boy?
Bruce: We had to stop you from ripping out Mike Pence's spine last week
Clark: Come on, Bruce, that doesn't mean anything! Any decent person would do that
Meanwhile:
Kon: What do I do, Cass? You always have the best solutions
Cass:
Kon: Why didn't I think of that sooner! You're the best, Cassie
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Tim introduces Bernard to Kon. Bernard and Kon end up just fucking around, joking and goofing off, it starts off tame enough, but at some point it becomes, joking about them being poly, playful flirting, as a joke, just joking... Tim wonders if they're still joking 10 mins later, is he watching his old crush and current bf flirt? In front of his face?
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idk what beef that one konbernard fanatic has with tim but it's funny and like encourages more konbernard so i'm not complaining
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Finals are consuming all of my free time so have some doodles from the pact of our youth by @jacquihyde I drew last year
It's one of my favorite reverse robins and timberkon fics
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just saying, timberkon is best when they’re all in love with each other and timkon is just constantly making heart eyes at their conspiracy little shit civilian bf
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dc are cowards for not making tim and kon meet in the last few months because they know bernard would see kon using ttk and fall in love immediately, and after that they'd have to make this glorious polycule happen
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I was fucking around on a random incorrect quote generator and why is this exactly how I see their dynamic?
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Obviously Tim’s boyfriends are going to flirt with each other & then *insert lyrics from Dodie’s in the middle*
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