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smt-obsessed · 1 month
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Ben Hargreeves
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mythness · 12 days
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Paring: Past!Five Hargreeves x Gn!Reader.
A/n: erm please ignore the spelling mistakes I made this at 12:57 am. I’m tried and just wanted to make this. And if this makes no sense oh well.
Warning: mentions of drugs.
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Past Five is stubborn.
Like you can’t get this boy to get out of the house due to his Fathers rules
Even if Reginald is out doing meetings he wouldn’t sneak out, so you have pull him out.
Forbidden love. Romeo And Juliet trope, your normal and he’s “a teleportation monster.” His words
You definitely forced him to listen to a ‘Hey Lover’ by The Daughters Of Eve on Vinyl (he had to borrow Allison’s Vinyl player, which she wasn’t really happy about.)
Once he learned how to ball dance due to the lessons his father put in the kids. He immediately showed you how to do it with him, and he basically “swooned” you.
Once he time traveled nobody told you until a week later, you do what you usually do throw small rocks at his window. But he didn’t respond so you kept doing it until your arm was sore.
And once his cranky brother Luther opened his window and told you the bad news.
That day you cried on the way home knowing he may not come back.
So once everyone in the house was gone and moved out, you officially became a un-employed employee.
You trimmed the grass outside of the dusty home, planted flowers came to water them on a daily. Pogo noticed you and let you inside for tea, offered you to do it for money which you declined.
So once Reginald died you soon started to interact with Five’s siblings. You first met Allison, she asked what relation you had with him. Because she has never seen you before in her life.
Once she realized you were the reason why Five smirked to himself every day she was happy.
Which brings you to sitting in THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY, Again after 4 years, after being hired by Pogo.
You meet Viktor, a kind soul but miss understood. Then Diego which wasn’t happy with you being there.
Then Klaus which thought you were a long lost sibling, and was definitely higher than a kite.
Luther was okay with seeing you, knowing that you were Fives love. And recognizing you from years ago.
You were exploring the large mansion more, it smelt like leather mixed with dust, And rich people. Soon a large blue light caught your attention.
You ran to were it was, and shoved behind Diego. A small person came out of it. It was your Five.
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jellybeanium124 · 2 years
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Ranking the Hargreeves by how good I think they are at spelling
Allison. She absolutely was *that girl* with the flawless handwriting and spelling.
Luther. He is a very conscientious writer, and he makes sure to always spell things correctly. Consults a dictionary when unsure.
Ben. Not perfect spelling, but still very good.
Viktor. Completely average speller.
Diego. Always struggled with spelling. A lot better now than he was as a kid, though.
Five. Can’t spell worth shit. When asked how to spell “Dolores” on separate occasions he has answered “d-o-l-l-o-r-e-s” “d-o-l-r-o-s” “d-o-l-e-r-e-z” and “d-o-l-u-r-u-s”
Klaus. Even worse than Five. Had to start dictating his gospels to his cult members because when he tried to write them down nobody knew what the fuck he was trying to say. Not related to spelling, but he always hearts his “Is” and “Js” instead of dotting them.
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Wait wait does Five imply that Ben and Klaus hooked up after the wedding…
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I like how Five is always the hapless aro ace having to watch everyone else have to bothersome relationships.
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allthehumanflaws · 6 months
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Yo-
This only makes a little sense but what if
Klaus Hargreeves has the ability to talk to the dead right?? So what if he is dead?
Died like ages ago i know i know he can't but what if
And because his powers were talking to the dead but because now he himself is dead his powers like reversed and now despite being dead he can talk to the living
That would explain suddenly being able to channel other spirits through him you know-
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highlyincorrect · 1 year
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The Brellies Play Mario Kart hcs
(Our cast of characters are Luther, Diego, Allison, Klaus, Five, Ghost Ben and Viktor)
Mario Kart has been a symbol of rebellion and pride in the Hargreeves household since they were children and Five stole a gamecube (Viktor convinced him to go back and leave money for it)
Allison has memorised every secret pathway backwards and forwards
Diego has the best aim with green shells
Klaus constantly runs into walls and complains that his controller is broken (it never is)
When Ben was alive, he used to be very good at the game and now suffers when Klaus drives backwards and ignores Ben’s advice
Ben has enough and possesses Klaus, letting him win two rounds to the surprise of everyone
Luther is absolutely terrible and constantly comes last (even lower than Klaus for some reason)
Five is ruthless and quick in his takedowns with red shells and bananas.
He and Allison are often locked in a battle for first place. Once, when she hit him with a blue shell, he pulled a gun on her in a fit of blind rage (Diego tackled it out of his hand while Allison yelled “Do it wimp! It won’t win you first place!”)
Viktor is slow but steady. He sometimes squeezes his way quietly into first place while the others are arguing
Diego races as Bowser because he thinks he’s badass. Luther races as Donkey Kong, Klaus as Toad, Allison as Princess Peach, Five as King Boo, Ben as Luigi and Viktor as Mario
Viktor gifted them all a Nintendo switch and Mario Kart 8 Deluxe for Christmas. They all played it for five hours straight, until they’d raced every map
There is endless dispute who won, each sibling believing it’s themself- even though Klaus came 12th
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happyandticklish · 2 years
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ok i need ALL ur umbrella academy hcs
This has only been sitting in my askbox for a million years now, but better late than never~
I'm only gonna be doing the main cast (with the exception that I'll do both Bens), because that's all I really have headcannons for.
Before you ask, yes they are in order of their numbers because I think I'm funny.
Luther:
A lot of people, including him, feel like he's more ticklish than he is in actuality because he tends to react explosively to being tickled.
Definitely the type to start giggling and nervously backing away when threatened, but he's actually pretty chill about it if you catch him by surprise. The anticipation more than anything else is what gets to him.
Worst spots would be under his arms, his ribs, and his feet, though most people don't know about that last one as they're not often on display.
I saw a headcannon from @ssnicker-doodless that said that due to his monkey form he'd be less ticklish, and once it's removed at the end of season 3 he's far more sensitive, and I 100% agree with that.
Doesn't directly hate or enjoy being tickled, he's just kind of neutral about the whole thing. Probably prefers being on the giving side a little more.
Diego
Very fucking ticklish but he's grown good at resisting it in the beginning to deter people from trying. He'll scrunch up his face into this almost pained grimace while tensing every muscle in his body and holding his breath. Bro looks like he's dying lol. If you get at it for more than a minute or so however, the giggles will start to slip through, and from then on the whole dam breaks and he's a flailing mess.
Does and doesn't like being tickled. Most of the people he was "close" with throughout his life were his siblings, and he's not on the greatest terms with them. When he met Eudora he became more okay with it, and then immediatelly lost all of that growth when he met Lila.
The two are super competitive at first, and their entire love language is being dicks to each other, so he's a bit hesitant about letting himself be that vulnerable with her. But once she finds out that he is, all she does is tease him a bit, but doesn't try to initiate anything. I think ultimately that bit of respect is what lead him to eventually ask her to try tickling him.
Worst spots would be his neck, sides, and ribs, with ribs definitely coming highest on that list. Has a very growly laugh, deep, but desperate, and he'll squirm a lot when being tickled.
Doesn't genuinely tickle people a lot, but he'll do that annoying poke in the side thing with his siblings all the time, and he'll sometimes do it to Klaus if he knows the other has been craving it lately.
He tickles Lila a lot though and usually receives revenge for it, but once he admitted he liked it to her, he's found that this provocation method of seeking tickles is far easier than forcing himself to ask for it up front.
Allison:
Does not take kindly to being tickled, and she will let you know it. There are a few notable exceptions, such as Raymond and probably Luther in canon but I'm trying to block out that part of the show.
She's definitely more okay with being on the giving end however. Little pokes and squeezes from behind show up a lot in her day to day with her siblings, with Viktor or Klaus ending up on the receiving end of it more often than the others.
She'll sometimes tickle Five, if she wants to risk it, but it usually results in him not talking to her for days and the consequences outweigh the rewards.
Most ticklish on her thighs, stomach, and ribs (ALL the Hargreeves got the ticklish ribs genes, and they all hate it because it makes them easy to get too).
Has a very airy laugh that tends to go silent after a while, and snorts if you get a good spot.
Knows everyone's spots in her family; no one is sure how, she just knows.
Used to use her rumor power to restrain people when she was younger a lot, but as she grew older she stopped as she felt it gave her too much of an unfair advantage.
Klaus:
Not the most ticklish, but the most likely to react to it in a genuine way, so most people assume he is.
Loves being tickled and isn't ashamed to admit it. He doesn't bug people about it too often, unless it's in a teasing way to a Diego or an Allison, joking about how if they're so annoyed with him they should just tickle him. It works about 50% of the time, so usually he'll resort to being annoying, or splaying himself out to and waiting for the inevitable.
He tends to admit it more when he's high/inebriated, and will fall, giggling and swaying slightly on his feet, into people's laps, with slurred requests to get wrecked. This is how he met more than a few of his lovers in high-school and his early twenties.
Curls up into a ball when tickled, and doesn't actually squirm that much, but he'll squeal like he's being murdered, and protest just as much too, only to stare at them in confusion when they stop because "those were fun screams, what are you talking about??"
Loves being on the receiving end by a long shot, but certainly isn't opposed to dishing it out as well.
He's one of the few people who will risk tickling Five and, strangely enough, one of the few people who survive the process, which Klaus always boasts about, insisting he's his favorite.
Very verbal when teasing, pointing out which spots appear to be worse and about how funny it is that they can be taken down by something so innocent. Doesn't directly use baby talk, but his own thing that's kind of adjacent to that. Big fan of the "I'm not touching you" shtick.
Five:
Is actually pretty open about the fact that he's ticklish and won't deny it if asked. Usually scoffs out some version of, "Everyone is, what kind of stupid question is that?"
However, if anyone attempts to test that information he immediatelly goes on the defensive and teleports out of reach until he's sure they're not going to do anything.
Hates the image of being tickled more than he hates the act itself. He knows that people underestimate his skill and knowledge already because he's in a younger, smaller body, and he doesn't want to add such a vulnerable weakness into the mix as well.
He actually kind of likes the helplessness of tickling, how he gets to let go of the control he's constantly holding onto and have an excuse to laugh just to laugh. He doesn't mind the feeling either; a couple times in the apocalypse he tried to replicate the sensation, brushing fingers shyly over his knees or scratching at the normally sensitive spot on his palm, but it was never the same.
That being said, he hates how childish it makes him look and he has a hard time giving up that control and trust to someone else. Klaus is one of the few people he'll allow it with, mostly because he never brings it up. He'll tease him during, sure, but afterwards he'll move on like nothing happened. Five enjoys that their dynamic doesn't have to change after it, and he can still keep up his annoyed not-technically-older-brother act around him. So he'll let him do it more than the others, and has gotten stupidly close to being obvious about it a couple times, but luckily Klaus seems to get that he doesn't want to admit it, so he doesn't pry.
Won't ask to get tickled, as I said, but if he's drunk he'll be more touchy-feely with people, tickling them and brushing up against shoulders, falling into laps, giggling over nothing, all of which usually result in him getting his shit wrecked. Five has a love/hate relationship with his knowledge, because on one hand it gets him what he wants, but on the other hand he feels like he's getting too close to showing his hand, so to speak.
Doesn't tickle others a lot, unless he wants to be annoying. When he was younger he did it more, and absolutely used his teleportation powers to manifest on top of people and dig his fingers under their arms, or appear behind people and taser their ribs.
He uses teasing sparingly, but when it is employed, it usually consists of short, devastating comments that make everything a thousand times worse than they already are, especially when accompanied by that annoyingly smug smirk that he's always sporting.
Worst spots would be his neck, stomach, sides, and knees, which, as everyone has collectively agreed lol, is a death spot and will take him out instantly. His hands are also ticklish, though not nearly as bad as the rest of him. Just enough to get him squirming and fidgeting and letting out giggly huffs.
Actually really likes having his stomach tickled, though he'll never admit it, as it makes his insides swoop in a way that's almost pleasant, and feels vulnerable in a way that's not panic-inducing? If that makes sense? Also likes having his knees tickled, but can only take that for so long before has to tap out.
Doesn't laugh right away when tickled. Instead, he'll let out grunts and huffs of breath, with a lot of stuttered sentences and protests. When he finally does crack, his laugh is very giggly occasionally turning into a shriek if a spot gets bad. For the most part it stays at a giggle though, no matter how ticklish the spot is (though he'll snort on occasion if you grip his knees, a fact he vehemently denies).
Ben (normal):
The actual most ticklish out of all of the siblings, a fact he is unfortunately very aware of.
Worst spots would be ribs (which you can assume for basically all of them, with varying levels of sensitivity), calves, that spot where you back connects to your sides, and his stomach, which is his worst spot because it's connected to his powers.
ALSO his tentacles are absolutely ticklish and y'all can fight me on this. I don't think even he was aware of that at first, but once Klaus experimented with it in a sparring match and he nearly hurt them both with how fast he tried to pull them back.
Tickling obviously faded out of his life once his life faded out of his life, but once Klaus began to grow more adept at manifesting him, it started showing up in new and interesting ways.
At first it just began with Klaus realizing that he could tickle Ben now, much to Ben's chagrin, and spent forever teasing him with that, especially as Ben was unable to un-manifest himself to get away. After a while however, Ben realized that if Klaus could touch him, he could do the same, and the tables quickly got flipped.
Once they figured out how to let Ben possess him, they discovered something incredibly interesting. If Ben lets the connection flicker just slightly, Klaus can feel what he does, as they're stuck in this weird limbo area, and he takes advantage of that to tickle Klaus while possessing him. It's a dangerous game, however, as spending too long with a cracked connection can allow Klaus to slip back through and do the same to him.
Kind of likes being tickled, but he's also hella fucking ticklish and cannot stand it for very long. Definitely prefers being on the giving end more than the receiving one.
Sometimes Klaus will manifest Ben just enough so that he can touch to play pranks on his siblings by having an invisible Ben wreck the shit out of them.
Ben (Sparrow):
All the stuff about worst spots, tentacles, and the fact that he is by far the most ticklish still remains true about this Ben.
Tickling almost never came up with him as a kid, and if it did, he shut it down almost immediatelly. I don't think even he was aware of whether or not he liked it as a kid; all he knew was that it made him vulnerable, and weakness wasn't something he could afford to show to the others.
When he meets The Umbrella Academy, things change just slightly. Klaus is the most affectionate with him, and the only one willing to give him a chance, and so it's only natural that it would come up with him.
During the night they all got drunk together, Klaus was listing off things that were similar about the two of them, trying to see if there were any key differences with the whole time travel weirdness. Eventually he got to tickling, and Ben, in a moment of stupid drunkenness induced honesty, admitted that he didn't even know if he was ticklish or not. Klaus, of course, had to test that.
The situation was made far worse in that Klaus knew all of his Ben's worst spots and which techniques worked best, and therefore knew immediatelly where to target. Ben of course fell to hysterics and pleading quickly, his body overloaded by all the new, and horribly intense, sensations. There's nothing more disorientating than someone else knowing your body better than even you do. Klaus backed off pretty quickly, only for Ben, still drunk, still being stupid (at least from his perspective), asked if Klaus could do it again, only this time lighter. Klaus, who had never received this permission from his Ben, was happy to oblige~
Enjoys being tickled more than the other Ben, if only because he was deprived of it for so long, but he will violently deny it if anyone brings it up because he is Repressed TM.
Viktor:
Wasn't tickled much as a kid, always the one left out of most of their activities or play. He would sometimes sneak downstairs and watch them from cracks in doors or from a distance when they would have tickle fights. He was never brave enough to engage, though he definitely thought about it often.
As he was closest with Five, at least as a child, he would sometimes approach him and ask about the subject, such as why they always struggled so hard to get away if it was something that was making them laugh. Five would usually respond with a blush and a stutter as he tried to think of a way to respond that didn't give him away. In the end, he usually gave a brief explanation of what it was and simply ended on "It's embarrassing" and left it at that.
Even as he got older, the subject of tickling didn't come up often in Viktor's life, though it happened a couple times with Leonard, all brief, haphazard interactions that usually left him confused and vaguely wanting more.
It came up even more once Sissy came into the picture, and it was then that Viktor discovered just how ticklish he really was, and also why his siblings had always seemed so desperate whenever it was happening.
Does enjoy tickling others, in theory, but gets super shy about it and doesn't engage unless the other person has made it explicitly clear that they like it.
When he was younger, he asked both Five and Klaus on seperate occasions if he could tickle them, and both agreed with varying levels of reluctance.
Worst spots would probably be his thighs, feet, and under arms. His back is also ticklish, mostly on the shoulder blades area, and it's one of the few spots that he can actually relax into the tickling with.
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writingforcuteppl · 1 year
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Dating Sparrow!Ben Headcannons 
WARNINGS: Swearing, smut
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SFW:
How it started:
Ben Hargreeves is a little shit. He believes he’s the most amazing person in the world. Someone that gets what he wants, of course, that was until he met you.
Ben saw you for the first time after a mission with the Sparrows. You were looking at how everyone was cheering for them after another successful mission.
Yeah, they had powers, and they put their lives at risk, and you were thankful the world had someone like them, but they were way too cocky.
You believed that if they wanted to help because they only care about the well-being of the people, they wouldn’t show off that much.
Anyways, Ben saw you looking at him, at least, that’s what his ego made him think.
He got closer to you. Expecting you to be amazed by him. But you were unimpressed
“Like what you see, sweetheart?” You looked at Ben. You won’t deny he was hot. All the posters and billboards weren’t doing him any justice. “I mean, I know I’m handsome, want a picture? It lasts longer”
You rolled your eyes at his comment, he may be hot, but you could tell he was egocentric
You started to turn around, ready to go on with your day, until you felt his hand grab your wrist
“At least can I get your name?” There was something in his eyes that was different, something soft and sweet
You just smiled and said, “No”
He was shocked. No? No one has ever told him that. You took advantage of his reaction to free yourself from his grasp
Ben took that personally.
As soon as he saw you disappear in the crowd, he went straight to Fei, asking her to follow you, she was about to ask him why, but after all the years being siblings, she knew better not to ask
And then, it was like Ben was everywhere you went
Outside work, at restaurants, your favorite coffee shop, at the park, everywhere
He tried so badly to make it look like a casual encounter, failing in the attempt
Always saying something cheesy like “Fate keeps making us meet” or “Is it I or the universe wants us to be together?”
You wouldn’t accept it, but it made your day whenever you saw him waiting for you.
When you least expect it, you were starting to look for him wherever you went, knowing full well he will be waiting for you. And Ben realized that.
After a few weeks, you decided to give him a change. Trying to hide your attraction to him was starting to get useless.
Ben just wanted to have an opportunity with you. So in one of your many encounters, he decided it was time to ask you out.
“Just one date, if you keep thinking that I’m an asshole after the date, I will stop” You didn’t know if he was telling the truth, but one date wouldn’t hurt
And you were right.
Ben had the full evening planned.
First of all, he didn’t want you to meet his siblings, at least not yet. You were way too important for him, and his siblings tend to criticize everyone and everything, so the more time he can keep you away from them, the better. So he bribed his siblings to leave the house so he could make this evening a special one.
He made this beautiful setting in the rooftop garden they had. A place where the two of you could talk without anyone interrupting at all.
The more you talk and the evening passed, the more you started to fall for him.
You didn’t understand how he could be so different when he was in front of other people and when he was only with you.
It was like he created a whole different persona.
“Can ask you something, Ben? And I really don’t want you to take it personally, but it’s something I realized…”
“Go ahead”
“Why do you act like a douche?”
Ben let out a dry laugh, he knew this question was going to come up at any moment, and of course, he knew the answer very well.
“Well, you see, I found out that when you are polite all the time, people tend to take advantage of you no matter what. They think you are some kind of gullible person, and they think they can do whatever they want with you, well, at least that happened to me. And, of course, with a family like mine… Believe me when I say they are the most competitive people. Always trying to show who’s the best, so naturally, I’ll be just like them, even if sometimes I know I can come up as someone despicable.”
It was the first time he was completely honest with anyone, and you could feel it.
The rest of the night was wonderful, the two of you learned about each other’s lives, maybe not everything, but at least the highlights of them.
It was starting to get late, so Ben decided it was time to take you to your home
“So..?” Ben asked when the two of you arrived at your apartment door
“So what, Hargreeves?”
“Am I still an asshole?”
You just smile and gave him a quick peck on the lips
“Not at all”
How he is in the relationship
So Ben is definitely part of the “I hate everyone but her” trope, you know, the “she’s the sunshine, and he’s the grumpy one.”
Like, he can be a douche to his siblings, but the moment he sees you, his humor completely changes.
Maybe that’s why all the Sparrows love having you around. It makes their brother more bearable to be around.
His siblings don’t know, but he would do anything to make you happy
He loves showering you with love, preferably when none of his siblings are around, but if he feels like doing it, he will, no matter whose present.
Not only that, but all his siblings are thankful you’re in his life. They know how he puts on this tough façade no matter what, even when he is hurting, but he seems more relaxed and in touch with his feelings when you are around, not having to fake anything.
Of course, that means a lot of teasing coming from the Sparrows
No matter what the two are doing, someone finds a way the find the two of you and start making any type of cheesy and mocking comments.
Ben was proud to have you as his girlfriend.
Taking every single opportunity to mention you or mention he now has a beautiful and fantastic girlfriend
He even mentioned you when he was having any type of interview (most of them after saving the city and completing a mission successfully)
By the end of the first month together, you were pretty sure everyone in the city knew your name (you were glad he only mentioned you, and he never really showed a photo of you)
It was like the two of you knew the reason for only mentioning you and never being seen together in public. You knew if anyone ever saw the two of you, you could be at high risk. Being a “hero” came with a lot of disadvantages, and one of them was putting everyone he ever cared about in danger.
Your relationship was private but not secret.
And you were okay with it. You didn’t want everyone snooping in your relationship.
Now with the powers.
Something that made Ben happy when the two of you started dating was the fact that you didn’t mind his tentacles at all.
It was like a normal thing for you.
You were so used to seeing him save the day with his powers that when you were around him, the fact that he was using his powers was normal for you.
He would use them daily, like when someone needed something from an unreachable place to move things around, or even when you were just too far from him, he would simply use his tentacles and make you move closer to him.
And you were completely fine with it.
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How he is when having sex:
So a lot of dominance coming from Ben.
Something about being in control of someone turned him on so much.
And being controlled by him was amazing.
Of course, you being so used to seeing him use his tentacles almost for everything meant he would use them with you during sex.
He has this ability to not only control the tentacles but also focus on giving you pleasure.
The tentacles were an addition to all the experiences he gives you.
He loves edging you with them, making you beg for his presence to be near you.
He also loves using the tentacles to keep you from moving
Seeing you so helpless, begging for his cock always made him feel so important and needed
Of course, once he thought you had enough foreplay, he would fuck you senseless without the tentacles
(Not that they were really needed)
Been liked it rough.
Seeing how your eyes would roll whenever he was thrusting into you only made him go harder.
Being the way he is, he loves when you make any type of sound. It serves as a confirmation of how much pleasure he is giving you.
He also wants to show how much pleasure he’s giving you, so he fucks you hard enough that you can’t hold back any type of sound.
His competitiveness with Marcus shows even when he’s fucking you raw.
You tried hard not to be so loud, but Ben didn’t like that.
Ben stopped when he realized you weren’t as loud as you usually would be when nobody was around.
You whined as you just needed a little more to come undone
“What did I say, princess? I want to hear you.”
You just whimpered at his words, being weak whenever he called you “princess.”
He increases his pace, sending shivers down your spine and making you moan in the process and forgetting to stay in silence.
You were pretty sure Ben knew how to push your buttons, so you would do anything he asked.
Ben loved giving you praises of how well you were for him
Like, “Look at you, taking my cock like a good girl.”
Or “You are always so good to me, baby, always doing what I want.”
He said any of those things loud and clear so everyone, especially Marcus, heard how good he made you feel.
And, of course, the Sparrows wouldn’t leave both of you alone
Every single day after the two of you had sex, they would make comments
It was embarrassing for you to know they were mocking you only to bother Ben, but it was the complete opposite.
Ben enjoyed the comments and the mocking, making him proud, always sending a smirk toward Marcus as if he won some kind of contest.
You just hide your face in Ben’s neck, trying so bad the Sparrows didn’t see how embarrassed you were.
But not all the times you two had sex were like that
Sometimes the two of you wanted to feel the closeness of each other
Those nights were special
He was so tender and sweet
Always whispering sweet nothings to your ear
Always making sure you felt how much he loves you, making sure you felt ok and happy all the time
“You know how much I love you, baby? You don’t have any idea how good you always make me feel.”
Love actions:
He likes words of affirmation.
You know, having a father like Reginald, someone who barely shows any type of emotion even if we are talking about his own children…
Well, Ben liked hearing your feelings, and of course, he loves to listen to how much he means to you and how much you loved him, no matter what the two of you were doing.
You always make sure he knows how loved he really is and how a fantastic person he is
Ben wouldn’t admit it, but he loves all the praises you give him, and of course, he does the same when it comes to you.
He also loves showering you with love words, making you feel happy and loved all the time.
He just wants to give you all the love he wishes he had received all his life.
When the two of you are alone, he enjoys having you close to him
Sometimes he’s too scared of something happening to you
So those little moments he gets with you were pure golden
Ben Hargreeves was full of surprises, but fortunately, you were able to see the real Ben. And you are so glad the two of you crossed paths because he’s definitely the most perfect person in the whole world.
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parkersbliss · 2 years
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Domestic life headcannons with five and Wanda!reader? Wandavision type beat 🤭
Biscuit and Lattes | F. Hargreeves
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pairing: five hargreeves x wanda!reader
warnings: none
requests: CLOSED
you can never run out of things in this house
like between you and five
you guys can conjure or grab whatever you need in seconds
so expect A LOT of laziness
grocery runs?
more like grocery jumps
although once you did go actual grocery shopping with five as normal people
or normal people that look like kids
point is
five weirdly loved it
he kept grabbing stuff and putting them in the cart and you were like
“babe???”
“what? they looked good”
“they’re watermelon poptarts…”
“yes”
so he’s kind of a child like that
which is why you don’t take him on as many grocery trips
although it also turns out he’s kind of a good cook??
obviously, he’s good with the knives
chopping onions?
this man sheds NO tears
he makes a mean cherry pie
and he’ll take it out of the oven and poof it’s gone
and he finds you on the couch with it in your lap
curse your powers
don’t even get started on the decorating a house process
oh my gosh
furniture shopping was interesting to say the least
you were considering color, texture all that stuff and five’s asleep on all the beds
same goes for the couches
he’s such a grandpa
you give him a little scare with an energy blast to wake him up
“at your service darling”
at least your powers made it easy to move all the furniture tho
not to mention he spent $300 on a coffee maker
but you can’t complain bc he brings you a latte each morning with a kiss on the head
he’s always up before you
typical breakfast in bed with him
lots of late night cuddles too
you and five love finding a show and cozying up with chinese takeout
it’s a friday night tradition
you clap your hands and takeout appears and five never has to move a finger
you switch roles each night, one picks the movie and the other picks the takeout
chores are also easy around the house
mostly bc you’re in bed and then a voice in five’s head just goes
“empty the dishwasher please”
and ofc he does bc five would NEVER go against you
also the whole projection / clone thing from you is really helpful
there’s one (Y/N) vacuuming and another dusting
your house is literally spotless
I mean, c’mon you can fly to get the cobwebs in the corner too
which is why five offers to cook for you all the time
he’s a very good husband
never wants you to work over work yourself
eventually you convince him to get a pet
your very devious plan was to walk past the pet store each time and see all the puppies and kittens
and then subtly drops hints around the house
or just project images of dogs and cats in his mind until he caves lmao
he agrees to a cat
you named him biscuit
he’s an orange tabby and makes your life very interesting
he’s a ball of energy that jumps, whines, runs, everything
and five struggles to keep up with him
but it’s all worth it when you guys to cuddle together on the couch
that is
until biscuit steals your food and both you and five are teleporting around the house to catch him
which normally ends with you and five bumping into each other
and he just kisses you and forgets all about the stolen food
— END —
🏷 five taglist: @clearbasementvoid @halfumbrella @esmedith @navs-bhat @alexxavicry @thelaststraw3 @rainbows-r-nice05 @gcldtom @bokuakadaily @3ternalreal1ty @umbrellatte @hahaspoilerhaha @mi1kobitch @analuizafernandescavalcante @icarus-star @yuki1s--note @m4nd0l0r @ells-graveyard @eichenhouseproperty @iaevs @oneirataxia-girl @ay4kshalatus @mysterygirl-14 @speaker15 @ch0c0-cake @sacrificialstars @lilsubbysblog @unhealthyob @chariotte @666abby6666 @pinkspider-s @bubsonnobx @dontknownameauthor @instabull @xuenihao @R4iner @ben-er-ino @yuuki4646 @klawsblr @kaitieskidmore1 @qevon @winchestertitties
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1donoow · 11 months
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THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY REC
On going
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♡ - smut
Most of them are fluff
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<a/n>i somewhat explain why there's alot in my pin post
Ben hargreeves
five hargreeves
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The umbrella academy
@gravity-barbie - being the sibling closest to each of the hargreeves pt1 pt2
- comforted by the hargreeves
@lili-eerie - little things
@cardigan-ns - Hargreeves siblings and a selfless number 8
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Ben hargreeves
@autumn-hiraeth - drunk
@xreader-writing - your versions
@stvrchaser - facade
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Five hargreeves
@pr0udl0s3r - ___
@parkersbliss - flustered
- sweet flavors
- massacre
- power bliss
- kiss attack
- rich people
@retroimagine - being five's wife
@ashdreams2023 - five with a sarcastic reader
@jellytoru - wonderland masterlist
@weirdmorefics - we will be okay (sibling!reader)
@tonesrots - your lips,my lips
@itstheghostofmypast - I'm better (superspeed!reader)
- music to my ears
@bey0nd-1he-stars - not right now
- more than i originally planned
@aakomii - clingy five hc
@fiveloml - have we meet?
@xreader-writing - just a kiss
@autumn-hiraeth - matching outfits
@messers-moony - vulnerable
- occupation
- that feeling
@m4nd0l0r - headcannon
@wandas-lovey - hc
- what life with five would be post-season 3
@1-imaginary-girl - annoying
@justasimp1 - ticking
@whitejxsmine - dating five hargreeves would include
@thebearmage - mindless (hypnotist!reader)
- in their arms
@stclartics - the guest room ♡
@jweekgoji - meeting a second version of five
@mykinkyyandere - five's rules ♡
@the-doctor-3000 - Five developing feelings for the Handler's biological daughter
@darkth1ngs - ___
@deceasedream69 - don't move
@mangoshorthand - two old men
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The Umbrella Academy Masterlist
Notes: Anyone you don’t see here, I don’t write for. When requesting for Ben, specify which Ben you want, Umbrella or Sparrow. I write for both young and old Five but will not write smut for younger.
Codes
🦋 = Headcannons
💄 = Fem Reader
☘️ = GN Reader
🌷 = Fic
🖤 = Angst
🏳️‍🌈 = Gay
✨= Fluff
🌚 = NSFW
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Number Five
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To Be Continued…
Number Three / Allison Hargreeves
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To Be Continued…
Number Two / Diego Hargreeves
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Number Four / Klaus Hargreeves
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Number Six & Two / Ben Hargreeves
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Number Seven / Viktor Hargreeves
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Lila Pitts
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Number Six / Jayme Hargreeves
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jellybeanium124 · 2 years
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Ranking the Hargreeves by how good I think they are at rollerblading
Klaus: I think Klaus is elegant on wheels on wheels, and a top-tier rollerblader.
Diego: Diego saw rollerblades and went “I could go faster???” and became really good at going fast on rollerblades. He’s not as good at stopping, but he never falls on his butt.
Allison: Of course Allison is good at rollerblading. She’s good at everything.
Five:  Five is a passable rollerblader.
Viktor: Viktor could rollerblade without embarrassing himself. He might not be fantastic, but he doesn’t need to hold onto the rails or anything.
Luther:  I don’t think Luther was ever very good on skates, and after being monkified he probably got worse because his balance and center of gravity likely changed.
Ben: Ben strikes me as the kind of person who has absolutely no coordination on wheels. U!Ben would take it in stride, laugh it off, and hang onto Klaus or Allison, but S!Ben just hasn’t put on rollerblades in like two decades to avoid the embarrassment.
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lawnmowereater · 11 months
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My requesting rules if u wanna request something.
(If you want a full story please specify, if not, it will probably be in bulleted short sentences.)
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What I will do
Smut
Gore
Fluff
Angst
Comfort
One Shots
Character x Reader
Character x Character
LGBTQIA+ stories
Dr-g Usage/Abuse
Alc-hol Usage/Abuse
Sh, Suicide, Mental Illness Comfort
Platonic Relationships
Romantic Relationships
Paternal Relationships
Male Reader
Female Reader
Gn! Reader
What I won't do
Pedophila
Incest
Non/con
Long Stories ( Like 3 parts max )
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Fanbases
👍 = Experienced
🤔 = Not Experienced
🤠 = In Between
Bob's Burgers 🍔
Calvin Fischoeder 👍
Grover Fischoeder 🤔
Felix Fischoeder 🤔
Jimmy Pesto 🤔
Umbrella Academy ☂️
Klaus Hargreeves 👍
Five Hargreeves 👍
Ben Hargreeves ( Sparrow or Umbrella ) 🤠
Encanto 🏘️
Camilo Madrigal 👍
Isabella Madrigal 🤔
Luisa Madrigal 🤠
Dolores Madrigal 🤔
My Hero Academia 🦸
Shota Aizawa 👍
Izuku Midoriya 🤔
Katsuki Bakugou 👍
Denki Kaminari 🤔
Marvel 🦾
Loki 👍
Steven Strange 🤔
Tony Stark 🤔
Mobius 🤔
Monica Rambeau 🤠
ATSV 🕷️
Miles Morales 👍
Hobie Brown 🤠
Super Mario Brothers 👨‍🔧
Luigi 👍
Princess Peach 🤔
Undertale 💀
Sans (please specify au) 👍
Alphys 🤔
Undyne 🤔
Papyrus 👍
Frisk 🤠
Lorax 🌲
Onceler 👍
Percy Jackson 🌊
Percy Jackson 👍
Annabeth Chase 🤠
Grover 👍
Nico DeAngelo 🤠
The Amazing Digital Circus 🤡
Jax 👍
Ragatha 🤠
Links
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melody-writer777 · 8 months
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Give me all your Klaus Hargreeves as your boyfriend headcannons RIGHT NOW 👹 pretty please 🥰💕
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Klause Hargreeves as your boyfriend
Summary: Just some little head cannons of Klause as your boyfriend
Warnings: none
Ship: Klause Hargreeves x gn reader
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I feel like as your boyfriend he would be veryyyy clingy, in a good way ofc
If you ever spent the night with him, you would have to pry him if of you in the morning
He’s also a very non serious person, not in a bad way again, but there’s never a dull moment because I feel like he’s almost scared of awkward moments with his partner
When he started dating you brought up the idea of him quitting the drug stuff. When he thought of it he really wanted to better himself and stopped smoking and doing stuff like that.
So to help him break that habit you recommend to used things like those long tootsie rolls to substitute as a cigarette, and would put apple juice in liquor glasses. (Like the picture.
Once he does stop all that stuff, Ben takes a notice. He’s honestly so grateful that someone pushed Klause to better himself.
On another note I feel like his love language is physical touch and gift giving. He’s not made of money so the gifts would be smaller, and when he can’t get you gifts he wants to show his love by hugging, kissing, and anything where your touching.
For dates with him he wouldn’t do anything crazy romantic (be so fr) but he would do nice things. Like the movies and just walks in the city are his favorite. Another good date he likes is just having a day where you run errands or just go do whatever.
If you are ever in public together then he’s so sweet and happy to be with you. He’s opening every door he can for you, holding all your bags, paying for what he can, making sure your comfortable with everything he does. And what puts it over the minimum is he does it with so much enjoyment.
One of the things he was most nervous about at the start of your relationship, is you meeting his siblings. He knows they can be a lot and he doesn’t want them to scare you off but at the same time he wants them to like you.
So when he sees how well you got along with them was such a relief for him. He saw you how you appreciated Luther’s ideas (even if they aren’t the best), you didn’t belittle Diego for his dream to be a hero, how well you got along with Allison over politics, when you would joke with Fives and matched his sarcasm, and how you would quietly bonded with victor.
Say you were having a bad day and you were just to tired to match his energy, he would pick up on it immediately and try to help your day get better.
He would make sure your all ready for bed, showered, fed, in comfy clothes. Then he would take you to your shared bed and try to see how you were feeling then.
If you were happier then he would joke with you and make you laugh, or if you we’re still had the same energy then he would put on your favorite movie and hold you close.
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I really hope you like it and if I’m ever mean to this particular person it’s because there my friend and it’s all good jokes. So I’m the future if they request I may make jokes towards them but it’ll never interfere with the writing it’s self.
- Melody <33
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pams-comfortzone · 2 years
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𝕎𝕖𝕝𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕥 𝕫𝕠𝕟𝕖
Hi! Let me introduce myself, my name is Pam, I'm 18 years old. In this blog you’re going to find comfort things only, no smut. Maybe something suggestive but it’s not explicit.
Minors can interact, but if you are male aligned I don’t recomend you this place because I only write Fem! and GN! Reader. 
Here I will write different things about anime characters, movies and books. Below I will leave you the list of fandoms I write about, the characters and the rules of my blog.
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RULES FOR REQUESTS
→ It could be in English and Spanish (If your first language is other don’t worry, I’ll translate your request, but I would prefer it to be in either of those two languages) 
→  Explain your request as much as you can (Ex.: Hi! I would like a romantic headcannon from Akutagawa x Fem! Reader. Reader has long hair and she has an artistic, kind and cheerful personality.)  
→ I won’t accept disrespectful requests.
WHAT I WRITE
→ One-Shots
→ Scenarios
→ Headcannons
→ GN! Reader
→ Fem! Reader
→ Fluff
→ Hurt to Comfort
→ Angst to Fluff
→Polly relationships
WHAT I DON’T WRITE
→ Male! Reader
→ Reader with a specific culture
→ Hurt no Comfort
→ Angst with Bad Ending
→ Smut
→ Gore
→ Major character death
→Incest
→Abuse trauma
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ANIME
1. BUNGOU STRAY DOGS
→ Dazai Osamu
→ Chuuya Nakahara
→ Kunikida Doppo
→ Yosano Akiko
→ Fyodor Dostoevsky
→ Sigma 
→ Kyōka Izumi (Platonic)
→ Akutagawa Ryonosuke
2. ATTACK ON TITAN / SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN
→ Eren Yeager
→ Mikasa Ackerman
→ Armin Arlert 
→ Jean Kirstein
→ Sasha Blouse
→ Levi Ackerman
→ Erwin Smith
→ Reiner Braun
3. THE DISASTROUS LIFE OF SAIKI K
→ Saiki Kusuo
→ Kaidō Shun 
→ Teruhashi Kokomi (Platonic)
→ Chiyo Yumehara 
→ Kuboyasu Aren
4. BOKU NO HERO ACADEMIA / MY HERO ACADEMIA
→ Midoriya Izuku
→ Katsuki Bakugo
→ Todoroki Shoto
→ Kyouka Jirou
→ Kaminari Denki
→ Kirishima Eijiro
→ Takami Keigo / Hawks
→ Todoroki Touya / Dabi
→ Shigaraki Tomura
→ Toshinori Yagi / All Might
5. SPY X FAMILY
→ Loid Forger
→ Yor Forger
→ Yuri Briar
→ Anya Forger (Platonic)
MOVIES / TV SHOWS 
1. HARRY POTTER
→ Harry Potter
→ Hermione Granger
→ Ron Weasley
→ Ginny Weasley
→ Luna Lovegood
→ Percy Weasley
→ Remus Lupin (Marauders Era)
→ Sirius Black (Marauders Era)
2. THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY
→ Five 
→ Vanya Hargreeves / Number Seven
→ Klaus Hargreeves / Number Four
→ Ben Hargreeves / Number Six (Platonic)
BOOKS
1. HARRY POTTER
→ Harry Potter
→ Hermione Granger
→ Ron Weasley
→ Ginny Weasley
→ Luna Lovegood
→ Percy Weasley
→ Remus Lupin (Marauders Era)
→ Sirius Black (Marauders Era)
2. KINGKILLER CHRONIQUES 
→ Kvothe
→ Bast (Platonic) 
3. PERCY JACKSON (PJO AND HOO ONLY) (TEMPORARILY CLOSED REQUESTS)
→ Percy Jakcson
→ Annabeth Chase
→ Leo Valdez
→ Piper McLean
→ Jason Grace
→ Nico Di Angelo (Platonic)
OTHER
GENSHIN IMPACT
Everyone romantic except minors.
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Hello!! I just saw that you wanted to talk about Five Hargreeves! So I wanted to ask, what are some headcanons you have about him? Personally, I like ace Five (or aroace!), neurodivergent Five, and 567 were besties when they were young but now Klaus is his favorite.
Have a nice day! :)
Hi :)
Tbh I always wanna talk about headcannons
I think five is either aroace or bi ace (although dating is sorta off the table given the fact that he's technically a child and an adult at the same time)
He's definitely autistic, although I might be biased since I am also very autistic lol
Yes, I agree that Ben, Viktor, and five used to be close, but Viktor sort of drifted apart from five after he disappeared, and obviously there's no way for either of them to see brellie!ben again unless they die.
Also this one is kinda stupid but i headcannon that five fucking loves waffles especially with whipped cream.
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