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i opened your blog and was immediately smacked with "This post contains filtered tags" like four times in a row
i don't know what that means, but I'm gonna take it as a compliment. thank you pookie!! ♡♡♡
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im sick of stayin quiet. percabeth sucks and no one can change my mind.
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Kirishima and Denki head cannons for maybe like a study group? U could do them separately if u want ❤️
Authors Notes: sure! thanks for requesting (not my gif)
Tags: studying?, gn! reader
Trigger Warnings: none
Studying Headcannons with Kirishima and Denki
-denki got no fucking clue whats going on
-he answers like, 2 questions and then copies off kirishima and you for the rest
-denki definitely doodles in the margins of his papers
-and then kirishima hypes up his drawing
-but honestly, you cant even tell what denki drew
-you ask if its a horse, but its a fish 💀
-but kirishima does most of the studying
-internally, kirishima makes connections of the shit hes studying to some shit bakugou said while lecturing him
-y'all definitely call iida at least once to explain something to them
-together y'all made their own playlist that you blast during studying (the sofia the first theme song is definitely on that playlist)
-the playlist is so loud aizawa had to come in and turn it down
-most of the studying happens in the weirdest places
-the floor, on top of the shelves, anywhere other than a chair
-denki says it helps him focus, but its really because hes too fidgety to sit in a chair normally
-if you have a question, they'll try to explain it to you but it just ends up confusing you more
-most of the answers are from google or hero interviews
-but still, they're trying their hardest
-be nice to them
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im not an artist btw
What if you swapped their color pallets…
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boo its me. sorry its been taking me forever to respond and post shit. im really struggling with my mental health and personal things in my life. im trying to work on stuff in my drafts as best as i can. i dont know when ill be on a actually good posting schedule but i upper it'll be soon. sorry again
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Hi! I love your fics! Could u do Mha characters after having a fight? Maybe with Bakugo,izuku,aizawa and denki! (U can just choose one if u want or add more) Thank u ❤️
Authors Notes: omg thank you so much! absolutely i can. and in these yall are dating (also these arent my gifs)
Tags: Fluff, Some Swear words
Trigger Warnings: Scars?
MHA Characters after getting in a fight
Bakugou Katsuki
bakugou wants to punch someone after the fight but poor baby is too tired
he has so much angst and frustration that he wants to get out but his bleeding fists and drooping eyes wont let him
so he'll just storm off angrily to your dorm
he'd slam open the door just stare at you before awkwardly saying
"you busy?"
bakugou's voice is so fried from yelling that its just a raspy whisper
when you say no (because nobody else is getting into fights at 4 pm)
he closes your door and just crawls into your arms
after about 5 minutes of just sitting in your arms, he'll eventually start venting to you about what happened
(honestly his raspy tired voice is so hot like fjkdlahdj)
Izuku Midoriya
deku is definitely injured
but at this point hes used to it
so unless he has a broken bone, hes booking it to your dorm
struggling to hold back tears
he'll knock on your door and behind it you'll hear a small shaky voice
"can i come in?"
his sad voice broke your heart
he comes in and deku has scars and injuries everywhere
and as soon as he closes the door, he starts crying even harder (somehow)
deku just needs someone to cry to
he'll ask you to help him with his wounds
and as you pull out your first aid kit (because lord knows how many times deku has gotten hurt)
he starts crying and venting to you
but not about the fight
deku has been in so many fights
about how he felt he could've been so much better and how he felt he let everyone down
(im breaking my own heart rn ong)
he is so sad about it, even if he won the fight
so deku just holds you in his arms crying as you heal his wounds
Aizawa
(i got no clue how to spell his first name)
aizawa has had his fair share of fights
he isnt frustrated or crying about it
bro just needs a nap
he's tired of everyone's bullshit and just needs some rest
so as soon as aizawa gets home, he'll pop into your room to check in on you quickly
but as soon as he confirms that you're alive and well, hes going straight to the bed
aizawa probably wraps himself in like, 8 blankets and just sleeps
if you join him, he wont fight it
he'll just sleepily mumble something and plop the blankets on top of you
i don't think aizawa is much of a cuddler
although he does appreciate you being there
and if you dont join him, he doesn't really care
he's already dead asleep
so basically, bro just needs a nap
#bakugou x reader#deku x reader#izuku x reader#midoriya x reader#why does bro have so many names#aizawa x reader#fanfiction#x reader#bnha#mha
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would love a katsuki bakugo fic!
Authors Notes: sure! but imma just assume you mean like general relationship headcannons (also not my gif)
Trigger Warnings: None
Tags: Fluff
Bakugou Relationship Headcannons
bakugou is definitely touch starved
poor baby gets so confused on what to do when you hug
he eventually wraps an arm around you but in his head hes like "JDHSJJDFHSKSLDHDJKDLA"
but sooner than later, he warms up to physical touch
your like his therapist sometimes
not at an unhealthy level, he would never do that to you
he just needs someone to vent to about how other people piss him off
especially deku, god you never hear the end of how annoying deku is
bakugou had phenomenal music taste
but not in the way you'd expect
id bet my life that bakugou has at least 5 indie songs on his playlist
he has a playlist for when hes with people, and when hes alone (or with you)
his playlist for other people is like rap songs and shit like that
but his personal playlist is indie, relaxing music
bakugou just needs a break from being all angry 24/7
deep down, bakugou is fucking terrified to meet your parents
like, he loves you. everyone knows that
but it shivers his timbers when he goes to meet your parents
hes so scared that your parents wont accept him because the media makes him look like an angry aggressive jerk
especially after that tournament happened when he got locked up
even if your parents like him or not, after meeting them bakugou is gonna need so much time to decompress
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not sure if u done anything like this but aizawa having a sibling or daughter. Like a younger sister or daughter who he teaches and do some type of angst with them. Like him not paying much attention to her or she’s caught doing something (like smoking,drugs). Something like that. Thank you
Aizawa Catching His Younger Sibling Sm-king
Authors Note: yes i can, thank you for requesting! and sorry if this is bad. (also this is not my gif)
Warnings: Sm-king
Tags: Angst, Fluff, Gn! Reader
your aizawas little sibling, and your in his class.
and recently, youve picked up sm-king
but sm-king isnt allowed in the building, so you have to do it secretly
and today is no different
your just chilling in your dorm, sitting in the window and sm-king
your thoughts are racing a million miles an hour, and this feels like the only way to calm them down
but you're hacking and coughing a lot, no matter how hard you try not to
its 1 am though, so you think that nobody is awake to hear you
except a tired hero, who just got done grading papers named aizawa
hes walking back to his dorm to go to bed
and he passes a dorm room, that smells awful, like skunk
he hears somebody coughing, pretty badly
and he knows that the person inside that dorm isnt sleeping
he opens the door slightly, to see whos inside
and he sees you, his own little sibling, sm-king on the window sill.
almost immediately, he runs up and grabs the thing that you're sm-king (i know nothing about dr-gs sorry)
your startled and by instinct, you go to swing at him
but right before you hit him, you see aizawas concerned and angry face staring right at you
"kid, what the f-ck are you doing?"
hes actually really pissed, but hes too tired to show it
you try to tell him that its just a one time thing, but aizawa can see all the used dr-gs all around the room (again in sorry i dont know anything about drugs)
"i know damn well that this isnt a one time thing, dont lie to me. why are you doing this?"
your shocked. you thought that aizawa would yell and scream at you for sm-king, but hes just worried
eventually, you just let everything out
you vent about everything that's been bothering you, how you got the dr-gs, how you used them, etc
and aizawa just listens, without a single judgmental look or saying
and when your finished, aizawas eyes look glassy with tears.
but hes holding them back for you
"thats awful, im sorry that i wasnt here for you. but, you know that dr-gs are the best way to deal with this, right?"
you nod your head slowly
"but, its too late now. and im going to help you. im here for you, and im not leaving"
you look at him confused and you ask him how
"im gonna help you quit, and you are not in this alone.. i know that i havent been the best older brother, and im sorry. but i will not allow you to struggle with this alone for any longer"
he rubs your head and tries to give you an empathic smile, but hes not great at it
aizawa takes out his phone and together, you research good ways to quit.
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hello! i was wondering if you could make a fic even a short one on how bakugou (boyfriend) would react to seeing the (old) scars on your wrist for the first time. Just how he'd react for not noticing it before and stuff.
Authors Notes: omg yes i can! your my first person to request something so thank you so much. if you wanted a longer story im sorry. (also this is not my gif)
Trigger Warning: S-lf H-rm
Tags: Angst, Fluff, Gender Neutral Reader, Like One Use of y/n
Bakugou seeing your old SH scars.
yall would probably just be chilling in his dorm
like having a little date night or romantic sleepover
and you just changed into your pajamas and they show a lot more skin than the outfits that you usually wear
you both were probably just scrolling on your phones together or watching tv, then bakugou got bored. he just started looking around in curiousity
then he looked at your revealed skin, and kinda started looking at it. he did end up dating the hottest person in the world, so he might as well admire them
but his heart dropped when he saw tons of old, small sc-rs all along your skin. they seemed healed which was good, but that didnt bother bakugou the most
his voice sounded small and a tad bit scared when he spoke "hey y/n..?"
you looked at him confused. he normally never sounds this scared unless something is really wrong. so you ask what's up
"those sc-rs look pretty bad, and before you say anything. dont lie to me, i know that you couldn't have gotten that many sc-rs that bad from training"
his voice sounded a bit harsh, but you knew that he was just scared and worried.
your eyes widened in fear when he pointed them out. you quickly grab a blanket and cover yourself before trying to lie your way out of the situation. but its too late
bakugou knew what those sc-rs were from, he wasnt an idiot.
when he spoke, his voice now sounded a bit shaky. and his eyes looked glassy, it seemed as if he was holding back tears
"no, dont lie. i know that you got those from s-lf h-rm." bakugou takes a deep breath "but.. why?"
his red eyes shimmered with held back tears as he waited for you to answer him. he was so worried but he didnt want to show you.
eventually, you told him why you s-lf h-rmed (idk why you did). it took a lot of courage to open up to bakugou, and he realizes that.
when you're done, you look up to bakugou for his reaction. although your teary eyes slightly blur up the view
bakugou has a few dried tears on his cheek. and he looks like a lost puppy. his eyes are wide with worry and concern.
he never really had comfort and support for his mental health growing up. this whole concept of opening up to your loved ones is still kinda stange for him
"im sorry, i.. i had no idea" he doesnt really know what to say, but he'll be damned if he doesnt try his best.
"but, just come to me the next time that you feel like doing this. i cant have you going around with bloody sc-rs like its nobodies business."
he looks at you and your teary eyes. he thinks for a moment, but then he opens his arms for you to climb into.
you slowly climb into his arms and onto his lap. his arms go around your torso as your arms goes behind his.
and you guys just kinda stay there for a while, not saying anything. its a comfortable silence, and you both definitely need it.
eventually after god knows how long, bakugou whispers into your ear "why didnt you tell me sooner?"
bakugou was worring this whole time about why you didnt tell him. was he not trust worthy? did he do something wrong?
you sooth his worries by telling him that you were just scared of what he would say, and if we would take it well.
a wave of relief washes over his body when you say that. he thought that he did something wrong.
then, he says "good. this better not be my fault."
he pauses to think for a bit.
"do you need food?"
he couldnt think of many other ways to comfort you, so this will have to so.
happily, the two of you walk into the kitchen for dinner, and prepare to spend a whole lot more time cuddling tonight.
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My requesting rules if u wanna request something.
(If you want a full story please specify, if not, it will probably be in bulleted short sentences.)
What I will do
Smut
Gore
Fluff
Angst
Comfort
One Shots
Character x Reader
Character x Character
LGBTQIA+ stories
Dr-g Usage/Abuse
Alc-hol Usage/Abuse
Sh, Suicide, Mental Illness Comfort
Platonic Relationships
Romantic Relationships
Paternal Relationships
Male Reader
Female Reader
Gn! Reader
What I won't do
Pedophila
Incest
Non/con
Long Stories ( Like 3 parts max )
Fanbases
👍 = Experienced
🤔 = Not Experienced
🤠 = In Between
Bob's Burgers 🍔
Calvin Fischoeder 👍
Grover Fischoeder 🤔
Felix Fischoeder 🤔
Jimmy Pesto 🤔
Umbrella Academy ☂️
Klaus Hargreeves 👍
Five Hargreeves 👍
Ben Hargreeves ( Sparrow or Umbrella ) 🤠
Encanto 🏘️
Camilo Madrigal 👍
Isabella Madrigal 🤔
Luisa Madrigal 🤠
Dolores Madrigal 🤔
My Hero Academia 🦸
Shota Aizawa 👍
Izuku Midoriya 🤔
Katsuki Bakugou 👍
Denki Kaminari 🤔
Marvel 🦾
Loki 👍
Steven Strange 🤔
Tony Stark 🤔
Mobius 🤔
Monica Rambeau 🤠
ATSV 🕷️
Miles Morales 👍
Hobie Brown 🤠
Super Mario Brothers 👨🔧
Luigi 👍
Princess Peach 🤔
Undertale 💀
Sans (please specify au) 👍
Alphys 🤔
Undyne 🤔
Papyrus 👍
Frisk 🤠
Lorax 🌲
Onceler 👍
Percy Jackson 🌊
Percy Jackson 👍
Annabeth Chase 🤠
Grover 👍
Nico DeAngelo 🤠
The Amazing Digital Circus 🤡
Jax 👍
Ragatha 🤠
Links
#i know nobody will probably use this im just bored#experienced just means I know more about the character#bobs burgers#marvel#my hero academia#umbrella academy#encanto#fanfiction#x reader#requests#luigi#super mario bros#mario movie#undertale#sans undertale#percy jackson#percy jackson x reader#miles morales x reader#tadc#jax x reader#the amazing digital circus
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pov you cant draw for shit but want to make a bobs burgers oc 💀
Name: taylor baxter
Job: jimmy pestos waitress (basic bitch)
Age: 22
Friends: trev, jimmy, marshmallow, and mickey
Gender: fluid
Sexuality: pansexual
Pronouns: they/him/her
Other Names/ Nicknames: tay, tyler, t dog, etc
How They Met Their Friends: they met mickey in jail. mickey was in for his bank robbing and they were in for shoplifting. they were in the same jail cell together. they exchanged numbers and now r besties.
they met marshmallow at the club. they were both drunk and starting chatting. it started when Taylor complimented marshmallows outfit.
when taylor was looking for a job and got hired at pestos. that's when she started to become friends with jimmy and trev.
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Random Calvin Fischoeder Headcannons 2
sorry i was gone for a while im lazy
this man spoils you like crazy
he is so touch starved its sad. please be patient with him, he needs time to prep for cuddling
he definitely twirls his hair in his hands when he is alone
if your coming with him to his fancy rich people parties he will probably hold a firm hand on your waist just to show the others your his
he loves babies but all babies are afraid of him. he gets so sad when they cry because of him
definitely is the big spoon. he loves to have control.
he also loves when you lay on his chest, it helps him sleep
he doesn't really know how to comfort people when theyre down, so if your sad he would just offer you some gin or rosé
definitely confessed to you on the ferris wheel or some wonder warf ride (probably not a rollar coaster though)
i feel like if you wanted a pet he would get you a tiny white fluffy Pomeranian because it looks like him
or he would get a white cat to match him
felix would get your advice on how to help him and his relationship with fanny
but he would get so mad at you if you told him to break up her
#calvin fischoeder#bobs burgers#calvin fischoeder x reader#fanfiction#calvin fischoeder fanfiction#fischoeder#sorry its bad
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Random Calvin Fischoeder Headcannons
Authors note: Sorry for uploading my last thing with somebody else's art. my friend sent me that and I didn't know it was theirs. They are a very good artist 👍
He loves it when you wear his coats, especially his signature white one
You and him have definitely snuck into Felix's treehouse together to prank him for April Fools
He always keeps a blanket in his golf cart for you to sit on when you ride with him
You and him always try to beat each other's score on that dolphin game in his secret club house
Felix is low-key jealous of how much Calvin loves you
You have to help him switch from different HDMI's and Calvin's just like so flabbergasted
For your special date nights (like your anniversary) Calvin makes his tennant's empty out their building for y'all
He LOVES to give you hand kisses, especially when he's busy and can't stay with you for long
When he does have time to hang out with you, he likes to slow dance with you. It doesn't matter if you're bad. He might playfully tease you a bit tho
#calvin fischoeder#calvin fischoeder x reader#calvin fischoeder fanfiction#bobs burgers#sorry its bad
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The House Sitters (Calvin Fischoeder x Female Reader)
Tags: Reader is bob's sister, strangers to crushes, fluff
Authors Notes: This is my first fic so please be nice. You can request others if you want.
You walked into Bob's restaurant, your favorite ( and only brother). Today you were supposed to babysit the kids while Linda and Bob went on a vacation. If you could even call it that. They were going to spend the night at Gayles since she got dumped by Frond again. You opened the door and walked in. Everything looked normal. Except the tall, old (kinda hot) guy standing across from Bob. You froze in shock, who the fuck is this guy? Bob noticed you and your shocked face. "Oh hey y/n, this is our landlord, Mr Fischoeder." Mr Fischoeder turned to face you. His eyes widened ( or eye) and he turned to Bob. He whispered something to Bob that you couldn't understand. "Oh, that's my sister" Bob said. "She was supposed to watch the kids tonight." "Supposed to?" You asked. You were going to babysit tonight. Right? "The kids got in trouble at school so they are coming to help with Aunt Gayle." You chuckled, wondering how that was a punishment. But you didn't really care enough to ask. "But we were still wondering if you could house sit tonight?" You agreed and turned to Mr. Fischoeder, remembering that he was still there. "Hi! I don't think we've met?" you asked. Honestly talking to him face to face, he looked even hotter. "Ah.. um yes, I don't believe we have." He said as he put out his hand. You shook it and smiled. Then you turned back to bob. "I'll see you tonight then?" You said. "Sounds good." said Bob. You then turned around and left. You hoped your cheeks were flushed from meeting Mr. Fischoeder.
You arrived at Bobs house, key in hand. As soon as you were about to head in you heard a noise behind you. "It was y/n, right?" You turned immediately. It was Mr. Fischoeder in a... golf cart? You didn't ask. "Oh.. um yeah, it is." He got up and approached you. He was a lot taller then you remembered. "Your house sitting correct? May I join you?" You were taken back. Why would he want to join you? Maybe he didn't trust you, and you can see that. Bob's random sister staying the night in his property can seem suspicious I guess. You would've said no if you weren't so scared of this guy (and attracted). "Sure." You said as you unlocked the door. You walked up the stairs as he followed.
The house looked a lot smaller than you imagined. But it was homey, you liked it. "Go ahead and sit on the couch if you want, I was planning on making some snacks and watching a movie if you wanna join?" You said. He nodded and sat down. Noticably staring at you as you walked into the kitchen. Opening the cabinets, nothing looked good. So you just took some left over burgers from the fridge for you and Mr. Fischoeder. Bob wouldn't mind, right? You walked over and handed him a burger. "Thank you, Miss burger." You chuckled at his joke as you sat down and grabbed the remote. You flickered through channels until you found a movie that both of you liked. Settling down, you got comfy and took a bite of the burger. It was pretty good. You realized how comfy the couch was, and how tired you were. It would be rude to fall asleep though, right? You shrugged and kept watching the movie. Until you ended up drifting asleep. It wasn't like you could help it!
You woke up to an explosion on screen. It wasn't too loud, but loud enough to wake you. You noticed the half-eaten burger in your hand. And the weirdly comfortable pillow on your side. You glanced to your right. Oh shit! It was Mr. Fischoeder. You fell asleep on him! You immediately sat up. Causing a confused glance from him. "I-I'm so sorry Mr. Fischoeder! I didn't mean to fall asleep on you, I was just tired and-" you got cut off. "It's alright, no need to panic over it. I am hard to resist cuddling with." You looked up, obviously blushing. "Really?" you asked. "You aren't mad?" "No! You can go back to sleep if you want." He said. "Thanks, Mr. Fischoeder." "Please, call me Calvin." "Calvin" you corrected as you leaned back onto his shoulder. You closed your eyes and wished you could never leave this moment.
#calvin fischoeder#calvin fischoeder x reader#bobs burgers#fanfiction#calvin fischoeder fanfiction#sorry its bad
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My friend says coco powder is better than vanilla extract. We do we think of my friend?
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Okay just one more ( this is so bad plz don't judge )
To all the men that have held themselves as they cry,
And to all the men who are just getting by;
I share to you this lovely moment that I wish we all could stay,
And I share to you the amazing feeling of joy and gay;
As I wake up slowly and blink open my eyes,
And I remember that I have died;
Those men I had been taking to were me,
And now I suffer in still agony
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