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highlyincorrect · 2 months

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Diego, after attempting to cook: THE KITCHEN’S ON FIRE

Viktor: Where’s a responsible adult???

Diego; He’s asleep!

Klaus, grabbing a bucket of water: Don’t worry guys, I’ve got this!

Klaus: *throws water on Five* WAKE THE FUCK UP THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE

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thehargreevesfamily · 6 months

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Five: Can you please be serious for five minutes? Klaus: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

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and-make-it-double · 1 year

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Viktor: You were stabbed?! Why didn't you tell us?!

Five: I felt fine

Diego: That's what we'll write on your grave. "He felt fucking fine"

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sharkaiju · 2 years

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Five: Family isn't who you're born with, it's who you'd die for!

Five, looking at his siblings: And in this case possibly "with"

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incorrectsourwolf · 1 year

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No one:

Umbrella kids: I've never encountered a problem that can't be solved by an spontaneous musical number.

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frozenwafflesagain · 10 months

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The Hargreeves As Quotes From My Ongoing IRL Quote List

Luther: "I'm nothing but a man of missed opportunities."

Diego: "If I don't have clout, what do I have? My mustache?"

Allison: "Not to be rude, but I am so much better than you right now."

Klaus: "If you didn't want me to talk, you shouldn't have said my name."

Five: "I thrive off of scorn from people I don't respect."

Brella!Ben: "If this is heaven, I don’t want to know what hell is like."

Viktor: "It's a good thing I don't use my powers for evil."

Lila: "I'm not saying it's your fault, but I did everything right."

Sparrow!Ben: "When I'm in the room, all compliments go to me."

Grace: "I'm so good at having fun!"

Reggie: "It takes 3 generations to become content with no free will. Take away free will and there's no problems."

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tua-said-this · 1 year

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diego: What time is it?

klaus: I don't know, hand me the trumpet.

diego: *hands him the trumpet*

klaus: *starts loudly playing the trumpet*

luther: WHY ARE YOU PLAYING THE TRUMPET AT 3 AM

klaus: It's 3 AM.

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balkanbitch · 2 years

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Five: You know what? I don't want to continue this conversation

One of his siblings: Okay? And what are you going to do? We have to talk!

Five: This

Five: HELP THIS STRANGER IS TRYING TO KIDNAP ME

Five bolts in the opposite direction

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cardinalcheerio · 5 months

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Diego: god, you have daddy issues

Lila: Can't have daddy issues if I've never had a dad!

Five: that's literally the definition of daddy issues

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madisonthefifth · 1 year

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Random teen: So, what’s your name?

Five: I’m Five.

Random teen: Ha, I thought you were twelve

Five: I’M NOT TWELVE I’M- *physically grimacing* thirteen

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spunk-yy · 2 years

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Klaus Hargreeves stans rise up

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highlyincorrect · 5 months

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Klaus: Five sent me a get better soon card

Diego: Oh, that’s nice-

Five: He’s not sick, I just think he could do fucking better with his life

Diego:

Klaus, admiring his card with tears in his eyes: I’m framing this

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thehargreevesfamily · 5 months

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Diego: The great thing about apologies is that you don’t have to mean them

Diego: You know, I lie and tell Luther I’m sorry all the time

Luther: *glares at him*

Diego: I’m sorry

Diego: See?

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captainwaffles · 8 months

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Luther: I think I’m coming down with something. I’ve been so nauseous lately

Diego trying to put a crib together: maybe you’re pregnant

*silence*

Luther: I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot. You for suggesting that or me because I almost had a panic attack

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fics-and-quotes-andthelike · 6 months

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Diego Hargreeves: Between Victor, Allison, Ben, and Luther -- if you had to -- who would you punch?

Five Hargreeves: None of them. You’re my siblings, I wouldn't punch any of you.

Diego Hargreeves: Luther?

Five Hargreeves: Yeah, but I don't know why.

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and-make-it-double · 1 year

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Klaus: *peeling a banana* May I take your jacket ma'am

Ben: Do you think other people can't hear you?

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