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Damned and Drunk | F. Hargreeves

pairing: five hargreeves x fem!reader

wc: 3K

warnings: underage(?) drinking, swearing, sexy times implied

synopsis: five hargreeves is damned if he doesn’t ask you out to this wedding, even if he gets drunk and slips up

a/n: reposted but I hope u enjoy cause I love this one <3

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Five was stood outside your hotel room.

He’s pacing back and forth. Every few seconds he’ll go up to your door and hold his fist there, about to knock, and then he goes back to pacing. He’s not sure how long he’s even been here. Ten minutes? Twenty? Thirty? An hour?

He has no clue.

He just continues to go back and forth. There’s been a few times where he’s gone all the way back to the elevator, but then he man-ups and goes to your door.

And then chickens out.

God, he can’t remember the last time he was so nervous about such a thing. I mean, what’s the worst thing that could happen? You reject him?

Yes, actually.

Yes, that is the absolute worst thing that can happen. Which was dumb! Five wasn’t a middle school boy with a crush anymore. He was a grown-ass man.

And yet, as he stood outside your door, he was still as nervous as ever. Delores and him had happened naturally. You and Five… it was slow.

Over the past few weeks, he’s realized he likes you a lot. Like a hell of a lot. A lot more than normal lot. Which was fine, but before he liked you like this, you were friends. What if you didn’t want to be friends after this? What if you thought he was weird and he was going to go back to being alone?

He didn’t want that.

But he also couldn’t stand the not knowing — the not trying.

But as Five Hargreeves stands in front of your door, he realizes one thing. The world actually ends tomorrow.

And he was damned if he didn’t at least try. He raises his fist to knock when the door swings open. Your mouth falls open, shuffling back.

“Oh, hey, Five. What’s up?”

His mouth runs dry at the sight of you all dressed up. Had he spent that long pacing the hall? You were already ready in your makeshift black tie-gown. Your hair was done as nicely as you could get it without anything but the provided hotel amenities. You were breathtakingly beautiful, and Five can feel his words stuck in his throat.

“Um…”

You wait patiently.

He clears his throat, shaking his head. “I know this is really last minute, but… would you like to be my date to Luther’s wedding?”

Your smile doubles in size, and you loop your arm through Five’s. “I would love to.”

Five sighs in relief. “Oh, thank god.”

You chuckle at that. “How long have you been out here?”

“I just got here,” Five lies. He stops to let you in the elevator before pressing the level one button and returning to your side. You turn to face him, fixing his tie just slightly. Five doesn’t even realize he’s holding his breath when you do.

“There.”

“Thanks.”

“Of course.”

You met the others in the hall, Klaus giving you and Five some raised brows as you walked towards the reception room.

“Not sure this place is gonna be big enough,” The seance jokes.

“This better be an open bar,” Allison mumbles, already beginning to walk away.

“Hey, come on. It’s for Luther. Let’s perk up,” Lila said before taking in the wedding hall. It was beautiful for the end of the world. Iridescent lights sparkled against the ceiling from a disco ball, and there was a stage and plenty of tables set up. Honestly, it really was beautiful. The elevator bell dings and Luther walks out with Viktor before Allison makes a snarky comment.

You turn to Five with a frown as his siblings argue, and he opts to look anywhere but there.

The elevator dings again, and this time, the bride steps out.

“Let’s get this over with before I die of cringe,” Ben mutters as the two stare lovingly at each other. You and Five step out of the way as he storms past.

“He’s a delight,” You whisper.

Five just pats your arm. “I don’t know what more you expect from someone in a Gucci rip-off button-down.”

You let out a breathy laugh as Five leads you both towards the venue and to your seats outside. You sit towards the back as Klaus takes his place on the podium to oversee the ceremony.

“Dearly beloved,” He starts. “We’re gathered here today for a good time, not a long time. So let’s have a good time, huh? ‘Cause the sun can’t shine every day. Can I get an amen?”

“Amen!” You all cheer as Diego whistles.

“Luther, do you be taking this banging hottie to be your lady?”

Luther smiles with tears in his eyes. “I do.”

“Sloane,” Klaus said through a sob. “Do you promise to love and cherish this big hairy bastard,” He gives Luther a light punch. “For the next 24 to 48 hours?”

“Give or take a day!” Five calls out.

You lightly slap his arm, shushing him, and he laughs, resting a hand on your thigh. You try not to think much of it, but butterflies explode in your stomach at the small act. Sure you were Five’s date but you didn’t think of it in a romantic way. Despite how much you wanted that.

Sloane shakes her head. “I’m gonna try.”

“Well then... I’m sorry,” Klaus wipes his eyes. “I pronounce you married as shit! Viva la apocalypse!”

Everyone cheers and claps as they kiss, and you rest your head on Five’s shoulder, clapping hard at the newlyweds. They exit first, having a private dance before everyone else slowly follows suit. Five offers a hand to you, then his arm, and you thank him quietly, again being filled with butterflies. The boy was awfully sweet tonight and you were falling hard.

“This is officially worse than the apocalypse,” Five said, moving his hand to wrap around your waist and pull you closer to him.

“There’s alcohol over there,” You point out.

Five smiles. “Ah, there we are.” And leads the both of you over. Klaus, Diego, and Lila dance with the bride and groom having the time of their life. Five pours you a glass of champagne, grabs two plates of food and leads you to a table. He pulls out the chair for you before sitting down. “It looks like good lamb,” You said.

Five shrugs, chugging a shot, and you giggle.

“Cinco! Mi hermano,” Klaus said, sashaying over. “And his gorgeous date.”

“Hi, Klaus,” You greet as Five groans.

“Oh god. What do you want?”

“Listen to me. Dad is upstairs right now with a plan to save everything. So what do you say you and I pop up to the suite for a little chit chat?”

“What? Are you like frick and frat with the old man, now?” Five snorts.

“This dad’s different,” Klaus insists. “He’s a turtle. Hard on the outside, but all cute and wrinkly and, occasionally, delicious, on the inside.”

Five takes another sip of champagne. “Klaus.”

“Yeah?”

“Old dogs like me and him never change. He has never had our best interest at heart. So, my only plan for tonight is to get fucked up beyond all recognition.” Five pats Klaus’s side lovingly, and Klaus nods.

“Sure.” They clink glasses. “Have at it.”

“I shall!” Five said happily.

“We’re getting drunk?”

“If the lady wishes to join me, she may.”

You grab your own glass, taking a long sip. “Oh, I plan on joining you.”

A flash suddenly startles you, and Five groans at the intrusion and Viktor comes to sit down next to him. Then, time stops as one more guest arrives. That one guest was none other than daddy Hargreeves.

He slowly walks in, ignoring the several pairs of eyes trailing his every move. It’s like being in high school again as people whisper and pray he doesn’t sit with them.

You offer Five a look with a raised brow, but he just hands you a fruit skewer, and you shrug and take a bite. Time continues moving again, and Viktor excuses himself to talk to Allison. You wish him luck before turning back to your date.

“You know, out of all of your siblings, Luther was not who I expected to get married next,” You said.

Five nods, taking a bite of his lamb. “I never even thought of any of them getting married.”

“Not even yourself? You’re pretty old, after all.”

Five points his bone towards you. “Hey, so are you.”

You hum your agreement. “I guess so.”

“I never saw myself getting married. I mean, I practically considered Delores my wife,” Five said softly. “I’ve never really considered what happens after we save the world. But I guess I know why.”

You frown at that. The world really does end tomorrow and despite all Five’s done, it didn’t work. “Hey,” You said. “You saved the world twice before this. That’s more than most can say.”

“Yeah, and it’s all for nothing.”

You place your hand on top of his. “Five,” You said sternly. “You’re a good person for that. Stop dwelling on the past and let go.”

Five’s eyes glance down at your hands before Reginald clicks his glass and stands to make a toast. Curious, he turns away from you to listen. It’s impressive for the old man. It’s something he never expected to hear from his dad. Reginald was never one for such extravagant displays, nor actual feelings.

“… with a kiss,” Reginald concludes. Everyone begins to clap at the heartfelt speech, and even Five is a little teary-eyed.

“I didn’t think the old man had it in him,” He said.

“I didn’t think you had the guts to ask me out, but here we are.”

Five turns to you with a dropped jaw, and you laugh, bumping shoulders with him.

“All right, all right!” Chet announces. “Time to turn those frowns upside down. This one’s for all the party people in this place!”

You glance at Five, and he’s already moving out of his seat, feeling the alcohol in his blood. He offers you a hand and pulls you to your feet, leading you to the dance floor. You sway to the music, holding both of Five’s hands tightly and pulling him with you.

You throw your head back laughing when Five lets go and starts jumping and stomping his foot to the beat. You join him, throwing your hands up and shaking your head with Diego and Lila by your side. Klaus joins you not long after, and all of you move in sync, jumping around and throwing your arms everywhere. A hand grabs yours, pulling you to their chest.

“Hey,” Five breathed.

“Hey,” You gasp as he dips you and pushes you back up, spinning you out of his arms.

“Little man got moves,” Diego said.

Five grabs both of your hands, jumping around with you and smiling. Your heart beats madly in your chest as the boy grips your hands tightly and lets go of all his stress. You don’t know if it’s from moving so much or because of something else. You often wondering if you and Five could be happy together.

You were more than happy as friends but sometimes you looked at him a bit too long and thought about him a bit too hard. It was too a point where you realize Five was much more than a friend to you. But the world ends tomorrow, so what the hell? You’ll enjoy him company just the same.

…

The night blurred together, the alcohol getting to your brain and giving you a flush. At some point, Five had grabbed the microphone to give his wedding speech to Luther, and now he was singing along to Come in Mr. Lonely. You just sit next to him on stage, swaying to his singing. He’s still got the bottle of whatever alcohol is in his hand as he leans down and starts singing to you. His toast to Luther earlier was actually surprisingly good for him being so drunk. You can’t remember having this much fun in a while. It was nice to know that, when the world ends, you have one last happy memory. Five finishes the song and then turns towards the crowd.

“Hey guys,” he shouts, cringing at the feedback from the mic. “I have an announcement.”

“Another one?” Diego said.

“I…” He gulps, looking at you. “I’m in love with someone.”

His siblings were quiet. You’re not sure if it’s because they care or because Five admitting such a thing was beyond normal. You stay quiet, feeling your heart sink. A part of you thinks maybe it’s you. But the logical part of you that doesn’t wanna get hurt pushed that aside. Five was drunk.

“I’m in love with (Y/N)!” Five said, and your eyes widen. “I’ve been in love with her for like… ever. It’s really funny. I spent two hours outside her hotel room because I was too scared to ask them out.” His eyes meet yours, and he smiles, now talking to just you and forgetting everyone else. “I’ve loved you since we met (Y/N). And I’ve fallen more in love with you every day we’ve spent together. And I know it’s dumb because… ha! The world ends tomorrow, but if Luther and Sloane can get married… I don’t know. I want one day to love you unconditionally, even if tomorrow means nothing.”

You give a light laugh, trying to cover the tears in your eyes. Leave it to Five to make you cry at a wedding. A wedding at the end of the world, nonetheless. Maybe it was a little stupid, and you were kind of drunk and super emotional, but his words hit hard. You’ve loved Five since the first hi he said to you.

Five places his hand out towards you, and you just grab it, feeling him pull you to his chest and kiss you. Diego begins to whoop and cheer as the rest of the sibling's clap. You’re oblivious to it all as his lips press to yours, hands squeezing your waist.

You couldn’t care less what happened tomorrow. This was all you needed.

You pulled back but lean in to give him a quick peck. “I love you too, Five.”

“Oh good,” He chuckles. “Wanna continue getting wasted?”

You nod against him, biting your lip to hide a smile. He nudges your head with his own, finding your lips again, and you sigh happily.

He leads you off the stage, grabbing the bottle of alcohol and your hand. He spots Viktor outside and nudges you towards the patio. You nod, letting him drag you out. He sits down on a chair, and you find yourself in his lap. Your arms went around his neck as one of his went to your waist. The other still holding onto the bottle of alcohol. You both stared up at Kugelblitz eating everything.

“Five,” You said. At least, you think you did.

“Yeah?”

“I think I’m okay with not saving the world this time.”

“Well, that’s good. Cause I really wasn’t gonna.”

You giggle, pressing your face into the crook of his neck and kissing the skin there. Five looks down at you, and you meet his gaze before landing another kiss on his lips.

“Hey guys,” Luther greets, joining the gang outside. You wave at him as he sits down with Sloane between Viktor and Diego.

“Oh, no, no, no, no,” Diego suddenly protests. You shift your head from Five’s chest to see Klaus dragging a very drunk Ben over. Both of them sway as everyone begins to shout.

“Klaus, why are you bringing Ben here?” Five groans.

“Hear me out before—”

“Hear him out!” Ben slurs.

“The brother that you all knew as Ben is gone. And I’m not — I don’t mean our Ben, the nice Ben. I mean this Ben. The asshole. He’s gone now.

“Gone,” Ben echoes.

“Klaus, what are you talking about?”

And the man that stands in front of you is new new Ben!”

Five just grimaces.

“And he’s one of us, and he’s a member of the team. And he’s part of the family!” Ben echoes the last part with him, and you go back to koala bear hugging Five, kissing his jaw.

“And as a welcome gift, I suggest we throw him off the roof,” Five said.

“Yeah, I’ll help,” Diego agrees.

“Come on!”

“You know what? You know what? He can stay, he can stay,” Luther spoke.

Diego’s head whips towards him. “Why?”

“Cause it’s my wedding day, man. C’mon he can stay.”

Ben cheers, falling onto the floor near him. “Hey, big guy, awfully nice of you.”

“Yeah, you’re welcome.”

Everyone quiets down, staring at the brilliant puffs of orange in the sky. They swirled and changed every second, like a thunderstorm without the rain. The Kugelblitz thunders from above, but everyone just stares in wonder. This was the end.

“Hey, you know something?” Luther asked. “Tonight is all I ever really wanted.”

Diego rates a brow. “To get hitched?”

“Just…everybody coming together when it really matters. One real big family.”

Five suddenly shifts with you in his arms, and you almost fall to the ground as he retches and stumbles forward. Everyone begins to 'oh', expecting something, but he just stands and coughs.

“Oh, I think I’m gonna hurl.” Everyone laughs, but then his stomach growls. “Actually, uh, I think I’m hungry. See ya guys, I’m gonna hit the buffet.”

You stand up, going after him and clutching onto his arm. You both stumble inside, but Five completely misses the buffet and starts wandering the hotel halls.

“Five,” You whine as he turns down one. “Five!”

“What?” He slurs back.

You grab the collar of his shirt and pull his lips to yours. He groans, tangling a hand in your hair to deepen the kiss as you both stumble. His other hand supports your lower back as you continue kissing him.

“This is fun,” He whispers.

You nod, kissing him again and pressing a few to his cheek, nose, jaw, anywhere. The boy blushes under your attacks, wrapping both arms around your waist and pulling you to his chest. You look up at him with wide (very drunk) eyes, and he melts a little.

“You’re so pretty,” He said.

“Says you,” You snort, leaning in to kiss him again.

“Very needy too,” He mumbles.

“You like it.”

“I love it,” He corrects, meeting you halfway and pressing a particularly passionate one to your alcohol-flavored lips. You stay like that for a while, until his hand finds yours, and starts dragging you down the hall again. You giggle, pulling on his coat jacket as his lips press soft kisses to your neck.

You eventually push off his jacket, leaving it somewhere in the hall as Five grabs your face and kisses you harshly, but then he trips, and you both land on the ground by a plant.

“With everything we discussed, it’d be folly to wait,” A voice said.

Five’s lips leave yours as you both turn to the source. The white buffalo suite door is slightly cracked open, and you can see Reginald. “There is no time. I can’t do this without you.”

Both you and Five press against the crack in the door, straining to see who he's talking to.

“Do we have a deal?”

You blink harshly, feeling a weight pulling you down and a ringing in your ear.

“Five?” You whispered, but then the next thing you know, you've fallen into his arms, and there’s a soft ding as the elevator doors closed.

— END —

#five hargreeves #five hargreeves x you #five hargreaves x reader #five hargreeves x reader #number five x reader #number five #tua five #umbrella academy five #tua five x reader #five imagine #five headcanons #aidan gallagher #the umbrella academy season 3 #tua s3 #the umbrella academy

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incorrectklaus · 1 year

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Klaus: Hey Diego, have you ever considered becoming a magician?

Diego: What? Why would I become a magician?

Klaus: Because you could finally learn how to make Dad's disappointment disappear.

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heybuddythatsnotok · 11 months

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random things other people have said that made me think of five

“oh fuck. oh fucking- [now yelling] FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK NO”

“EAT THE FUCKING FISH CRAIG goddamnit”

“when have i ever failed? at anything? other than those 5 times?”

“i only burned her hair off. if only the fire reached her brain”

“you expect me to be nice, not sure why. i’m a bitch and fucking proud of it now i’ve given up being nice”

“every time your mouth opens my soul starts to ache”

“would you hurry up? you’re slower than michael taking a shit”

“i just know this piece of plastic will love me better than any real girl out there. Fuck you Clara i’m going out with red-head Barbie now” (this was in the Barbie section of Target at 9pm)

“i am LOUD. I will be loud, louder than Godzilla farting if that’s what it takes to get you to understand”

“I may be small but i can be frightening if the situation requires me to be”

“Dipshit grandpa”

“lest us not forget that i am an absolute bastard”

“mom said it’s my turn with the axe”

“if i shot your foot would you get mad at me? be honest”

#five hargreeves #the umbrella academy #tua five #tua #umbrella academy #five the umbrella academy #five tua #umbrella academy five #five umbrella academy #thoughts buried in the clutter

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cantpickafandomtbh · 11 months

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So my parents and one of my friends were like “well the umbrella academy is kind of repetitive” but like… that’s the point???

Like the show is supposed to be apocalypse after apocalypse, or we wouldn’t have Five running around screaming “I CANT CATCH A BREAK WHYYY” and all the other siblings being like “yeah, whatever, oh well, guess we’ll die then”

#tua #the umbrella academy #umbrella academy #the umbrella academy random stuff #umbrella academy Five #tua five #tua hargreeves siblings #tua allison #tua klaus #tua luther #tua diego

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night-eyes1 · 2 years

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"Assuming it's okay with your two dads"

#stranger things #stranger things season 4 #stranger things 4 #umbrella academy #steveddie #steddie #steve x eddie #eddie x steve #steve harrington #eddie munson #dustin henderson #klaus hargreeves #umbrella academy five #diego hargreeves #five hargreeves

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thehandl3r · 2 years

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Five: *duct taped to a chair and yelling curses*

Klaus: *holding a fork with vegetables* Here comes the choo choo train!

Five: Give me my fucking alcohol!

Diego: No vegetables, no alcohol.

Five: THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!

#the umbrella academy #veggies #eat your vegetables #five hargreeves #diego hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #ben hargreeves #luther hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #tua #umbrella academy #incorrect tua #incorrect correct quotes #text post #the sparrow academy #umbrella academy diego #umbrella academy klaus #umbrella academy five

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krisyona1994 · 1 year

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Wasn't sure if I posted these here or not. Studies I did of Five.

#five hargreaves #five umbrella academy #the umbrella academy #umbrella academy five

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hellomagicalsouls · 1 month

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i had a dream about Klaus and Five fighting then five brought up Klaus being a junkie and thennnnn

Klaus brought up how Five is the reason every bad thing has happened to him. five LITERALLY did it to himself.

nobody pushed him out the door to go attempt to jump into the future infact everyone tried to stop him because they called after him.

five literally made his life the way it is because he's a stubborn bitch who thought he knew better

i woke up @ 4am after this dream and haven't slept since

also he called Klaus a junkie who has no idea what it's like being alone but Klaus literally was on the streets for like 12 years so he probably understands better than anyone

cause five and Klaus both probably had no food and had to eat out of dumpsters and do things they absolutely didn't want to do in order to survive

dream verse has it out for me honestly

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weirdmorefics · 2 years

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#meme #stranger things #bridgerton x reader #stranger things x reader #stranger things meme #umbrella academy five #tua #the umbrella academy #mysticmessenger #arcane #001 x reader #vecna #peter ballard

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deceasedream69 · 1 year

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The new comission member

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Even tho, Five and I weren't siblings, I can confirm we're closer than most of his siblings. Which was what led them to always be bothering us like we're little teens in love, we may look like teens, but we're not, and we, specially, aren't in love.

But our relationship started to change when we found ourselves in 1963. The pression was higher, the fighting, among all of us, was constant, it was everything too much, that's why I decided I needed some air.

I took a cig out while I walked in front of all the, now closing, stores around the city. It was around 5, the sun was still out, but it was to be soon replaced by the moon, just a few more minutes. A lot of people were walking around at that time, I wasn't so far from home, that's why I wasn't really paying attention to my surroundings.

-"hi!", said a girl with short brown hair in front of me, extending her arms for a hug. I was sure there was someone behind me she was expecting to hold, so I put my head down and continued walking, trying to walk around her.

-"don't be rude, tiffany!", she said grabbing my arm and hugging me by surprise. "it's not nice", her voice sounded like a cartoon, like when you talk to a baby. I soon felt my eyelids fall and my body go numb, I couldn't remember anything after that.

Five's pov

I can't believe she just abandoned me, I'm just trying to fix everything around here. Been doing this for years without resting one day. Maybe I just need to lay down for a bit... no, no time for that.

Y/n's pov

I wake up, tied up obviously. There's no one there in the room with me, it's pretty dark, it was already night time. I don't think any of my moron "siblings", even if they aren't my siblings, are going to notice my disappearance, I'll have to find a way out by myself.

No one else comes into the room for the rest of the night.

Five's pov

Coffee here sucks, but I don't have time to be picky either. I need to work on a way to get a briefcase from the comission. Going back is not an option, maybe the handler is up to a deal today, but first I need to find my partner in those types of missions, where the hell is she?

I checked the entire house and she wasn't there, there was no other place to go for the night, she didn't have money for a hotel... I'm trying to think positive here, I don't see why she wouldn't be okay now.

Y/n's pov

A cold bucket of water is dropped on me to wake me up, that's when I also felt the neckpain of sleeping while sitting. I gasped for some air before focusing on the people in front of me, two ladies, the girl from yesterday... and of course, the handler.

-"Well, well, well. Look who's awake, very good Lila. Now what we prepared"

Her name's Lila, probably my replacement. She nodded and left the room for a bit.

-"You and your partner are not where you belong, alongside with your... very curious pack of siblings"

I just stood silent, not even making eye contact, even if those aren't my siblings. I despise this woman.

-"Not speaking, huh? We'll see what we can do about that", and with that she grabbed me by my chin to make me look at her, tho, it was useless, she was wearing sunglasses, both of them were, very clever.

But having here so close, I couldn't miss my chance, I kicked her as hard as I could, she fell, and her sunglasses too. But she quickly covered hey eyes with her hand. I spotted the sunglasses and crashed them with my boot.

She clicked her tongue.

-"now, that was my mistake", she laughed. "You, as always, are a pain in the ass". And with that Lila joined us again.

-"Mom, are you okay?", she ran next to the handler.

Mom? I thought. She must be stolen.

-"yes, yes, I just don't have my glasses anymore, don't take your off", she stopped her from giving her the other pair, she stood up and got another pair from inside her dress. "you really think you're so smart, don't worry darling, the sooner you start to obey us, the sooner you'll be it"

Five's pov

Luther and Diego are completely useless, they even got Elliot dead at this point. I running out of time, patience and still y/n hasn't come back yet, so add that one to my list of worries. I gotta find her.

Y/n's pov

Lila took out a mirror after some cables were connected to the chair I was sitting on.

-"you know what we want"

-"I'm not falling into the comission's hands again"

-"suit yourself", and with that she pushed a little button that made my entire body feel the electricity coming from the cables they connected. It just lasted a few seconds, but it hurted like hell.

-"you don't have to make this hard for yourself, darling"

Five's pov

I don't even know where to begin. Well, I know she went out for a walk yesterday, but these streets seem very peaceful. I walked the line of stores she probably walked yesterday while inspecting every single person and store. But there wasn't anything unusual. Until I got to the butchery. I just had a gut feeling.

Y/n's pov

I couldn't take it anymore, it was either a shock or getting punched by Lila. I was a mess, I'm starving and I don't know how longer am I gonna stay conscious.

-"Fine...", I whispered.

Lila quickly took the mirror againg, lifting it right at my face. I coughed a few times before focusing. My eyes started to glow.

-"what should I say?"

-"I heard a rumor you obeyed the handler's orders"

I repeated what she said, I don't remember anything after that.

Five's pov

There's no butcher in town now, but there's no y/n either. Where could she possibly go. I don't think she'll just leave us... forever... not me at least... or so I hope.

I came back to the house, I needed to check on my siblings. I entered the house, everything was suspiciously quiet. That's when I noticed a trail of blood that lead upstairs.

-"Diego?" I rushed to check on him, but it was just a doll with a wig. I knew something was really off.

That's when he came out of nowhere. He tried to shot me but I quickly teleported behind him, grabbing him by the throat and making him drop the gun. He was wearing a mask, probably one of Diego's friends. Heturned around and tried to punch me but I grabbed his arm. Teleporting behind him and kicking him to the ground, then pulling his hair and putting a knife to his throat.

-"What do you want from me?"

He didn't say a word. Lifting his hands in surrender, but I had to be cautious.

-"why are you here?"

He grabbed my arm and flipped us, pushing me away from him and making me drop the knife. He kicked me and I fell on a table, he grabbed me from my throat and took his mask off.

-"I heard a ru-", I quickly punched her and she backed away.

-"y/n?!"

She didn't say anything, she ran to me. Jumping and tangling her legs on my shoulders, making us turn, she dropped me to the floor. She grabbed my arm and twisted it, making me scream in pain.

-"Y/n! stop!"

She didn't listen to me, it was like she was possesed. I teleported and hit her on the head, she fell and for a brief second I could saw in her eyes the real y/n. So I hit her again, this time harder.

She fell, she wasn't moving anymore.

-"hope you enjoyed fighting against my new agent"

-"She lost"

-"did she?"

I started to feel a tingling sensation across my body. I blinked a few times and that's when I felt the needle still in my arm.

-"you son of a-"

Handler's pov

I finally got the loving birds together, now I just had to wait for them to wake up to continue with my plan. Those two plus Lila, the comission was going to be unstoppable.

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Hey! If it’s alright with you, may I request five x reader dating headcanons with Wanda!reader?

yes yes yes!! love this concept hehe

Power Couple | F. Hargreeves

pairing: five hargreeves x wanda! female reader

wc; 831

warnings: violence maybe? cursing

synopsis: five doesn’t like being the least powerful in the room, but he’ll make an exception for you

a/n: I love wanda and five my little homicidal babes <3

requests: CLOSED

Masterlist | Taglist | Prompt list

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first he definitely has to get over himself

five is used to being the most powerful in the room

now he’s like…

second

which isn’t bad

unless you’re five

and he’s five

so it IS bad

he resented you when you first met during the apocalypse

you and your perfect smile and your smart thinking and being the smarter person in the room

OH AND MORE POWERFUL

but you know, his options are limited for friends in the apocalypse

and then he found out you could manipulate reality and like everything else

but he liked when you could change the wasteland of the apocalypse into a flower garden

even if only for a few minutes

it brought him peace

so he sucked up him pride and decided to be your friend

and eventually you and your perfect little smile turned into more than friends

and then he found out your powers were like

well there were a lot

like a lot a lot

and each time he was like like ??? there’s more ????

so obviously, he knows about reality warping, energy manipulation, telekineses

but wait there’s more

transmutation

you could turn rocks into beds to sleep on

granted that was actually read hard for you so five never asked for much more

he was more like “a bed… from rock?”

and you just breathed out a “yeah”

“any other abilities I should know about?”

“jesus christ I’m actually gonna commit arson if she has any other cooler powers”

five’s mouth fell open “you can read minds?!”

“telepathy”

five’s mouth falls further, if possible

“and before you can ask, yes I can see your memories and yes I’m speaking in your head”

five damn near passes out

AND THEN

you’re both next to and in front of him

“hi again” you whispered in his ear

and then you waved in front of him

“what the fuck”

honestly?

he might just be completely smitten for you now

he’s just in awe

poor boy

and very slowly you revealed more of your powers

after being recruited by the commission and sent on the field

five’s personal favorite was conjuring bc twins!!

he could conjure flowers for you and you’d get him a marshmallow peanut butter sandwich

you could switch weapons mid battle with a simple snap

also you fly???

you don’t really like to but you CAN

also can teleport too

and it just turns into a very hard game of tag

you’d both appear, and disappear and probably trash the house in your little competition

you let five win most of the time

just bc it means he tackles you to the couch with kisses and “victory!”

you didn’t wanna tell him you could feel where he was going next

and that’s why five basically worships you

(but he’d never say that out loud)

he did find the mental manipulation creepy

it reminded him of allison

except you didn’t have to speak so it’s like

you were unstoppable basically

he’s just wow wow wow

you’re so pretty, and powerful and all his

you guys were perfect partners in missions, using both your powers to take out enemies

he liked never having to worry about you

and he also liked how sweet you were with just him

and vice versa

he loved being able to cuddle up to you at night, summon some popcorn and a good movie

he just doesn’t know how he would’ve survived without you

you made the apocalypse bearable with your magic

also quite literally surviving in general

the amount of times he’s been shot at only for you to block it or send the bullet the other way

or when someone has him pinned to the ground

and with a nod of your head they’re flying out the window

yeahhhh he gets himself into a lot of trouble and you’re always there to help

pretty sure if the commission did yearbooks you’d be voted power couple

literally

you guys did everything in sync and going against ya’ll was a losing battle

“do you ever think about how you’re basically the most powerful person on earth?” he asked

“i don’t know. It’s weird to think about.”

“you’re quite literally a goddess and you’re all mine” he whispered

you smile “all yours”

and then he’d attack you with kisses

“do you think our kids would have superpowers?”

“kids?”

five just smiles “I’m gonna marry you (y/n)”

“yeah?”

“yeah”

pause

“so we can have superhuman babies. just think how powerful they’d be with your powers and my time travel!”

“and your attitude?”

“hey! you used to be quite the devil on the field. may I remind you—,”

you wave your hand and five couldn’t speak

“don’t remind me”

you release your hold

“you are crazy overpowered, babe”

“do you want superhuman kids or not?”

“i love you and all your crazy abilities”

“mhmmm thought so”

the kids?

a set of twins

or as five liked to call them

“superbabies! YES!”

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