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Five Hargreeves + Text Posts Part 5
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The Hargreeves losing their powers after learning how to use them:
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Absolutely obsessed with how quickly Diego just accepted the whole Umbrella/Sparrow dance off hallucination as a real thing. He looked around confused for a minute, questioned Luther once, and then just fucking rolled with it. No wondering how they all knew the same choreography. No asking where the music was coming from. Man was just full on down to dance. Truly peak himbo behavior.
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Each season the umbrella siblings riot in their numerical order - Luther screwed things up in the first season, then we have Diego and his obsession with JFK, and now there is Allison pulling a Wanda Maximoff.
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Diversity wins! Your big/little bro supports you in your transition but still doesn't think you should be number one
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ben spends the whole season trying to be big and tough and mean and scary but literally any time the umbrellas see him theyre like :D!!! ben!!!! its ben!!! love you ben!!! and it makes him so mad that theyre ruining his joker moment like this
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One of my favourite things about Umbrella Academy is that Klaus is literally everyone's favourite sibling.
Like in season 1 he spends a lot of time with Diego, they help each other, they talk about their childhood a lot. The whole fandom is like 'hey cool, Klaus and Diego are besties'
But then in season 2 Klaus is with Allison a lot, and Viktor a bit later in the series. They both get along with him really well.
Then, in season 3, obviously Five and Klaus become besties, going on the road trip together. And Klaus and Luther bond a lot during the last few episodes (mostly when they're dead).
Like Klaus is literally everyone's favourite sibling, except for maybe Ben. Which is the most hilarious plot point, intentional or unintentional
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Hargreeves brothers + bachelor party
↪ S03E08 || {TUA} {cast+} | ☕
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Not a single brain cell between them. I think that's beautiful <3
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Klaus Hargreeves + Text Posts Part 4
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When Klaus announced that they were going on a road trip can you imagine Five getting ready for it? Because this man didn’t just agree and they went off, no. He got a map and likely googled ‘best tourist attractions near me’ and after he read each description like about ‘the award winning pies’ he mentions to Klaus he grabbed a red marker and circled the location making it on the list. Once he was satisfied with the amount of locations circled he folded up his map and went to meet his brother. This just makes the whole kugelblitz thing a lot sadder because Five never does anything halfway, he was so ready to be the most prepared road trip taker in history.
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TOP TEN TELEVISiON SHOWS (as chosen by me)
5) The Umbrella Academy (2019 - )
↳ “You are depriving some village of their idiot.”
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“five made cereal with vodka when he was drunk???” “klaus stuck drugs up his ass????” why are you shocked. why are you acting like these are out of character things to do.
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Klaus is the type of person who’d show up at his own funeral, see everybody crying, start crying too, and ask who died.
and then probably Luther or Diego would be crying so much they wouldn’t realise Klaus is there and just answer “Klaus”
and then Klaus would hug them and mourn himself w them probably without even realising he’s the Klaus who died until Five realises Klaus is there and alive and start cursing him.
and Luther would be like “Five stop cursing Klaus, he’s dead”
and Klaus would be like “who, me? wait, i’m the dead Klaus? oh no, i’m here, did I forget to mention? i’m immortal, sillies”
and Five would be FUCKING PISSED at him
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Flustered | F. Hargreeves
pairing: five hargreeves x fem!reader
wc: 903
warnings: sexual innuendo?
synopsis: ever since five retried, he’s been a lot more affectionate with you
requests: CLOSED
prompts:
043: “Your hands are really soft.”
054: “They have everyone.”
“Not you.”
“I’m the exception.”
067: “Nice hickey. Where’d you get it?”
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“Hi, Luther, Klaus, Diego!” You greet happily. Five doesn’t bother and just pulls out his chair.
“What’s wrong?” Later said through a mouthful of Chinese takeout. “You look happy.”
You come up next to Five, and he pulls a chair out for you, making your cheeks heat up at the small action. “Why can’t he be happy?”
“Well, he’s Five. Always so… bitter.”
You shrug. “They hate everyone.”
“Not you.”
“I’m the exception.”
“I am plenty happy,” Five spoke, taking a seat. “Had a nap and shvitz, what does a man need?”
“Brother’s who don’t eat like barn animals?” Klaus suggests.
Both Diego and Luther look to Klaus, mouths full of noodles, proving his point.
You sit down, smiling at the three brothers. You're dressed in the same thing as Five, a soft bathrobe that says “Hotel Obsidian.”
Klaus grins at you, and you raise a brow. “Nice hickey. Where’d you get it?”
“What?” You practically scream, pulling back the collar of your bathrobe.
Diego snickers, “Seems like Five got a little more than a Shvitz.”
Luther nods. “Yeah, (Y/N) looks like she’s gonna die of embarrassment.”
Klaus claps. “Oh my god, I’m so happy for you two! How was it?”
Five blinked at his brother. “It’s none of your business.”
“Oh, why not? We’re bros!”
Five sighs, looking at you, then back to Klaus. “It was… nice.” You basically die in your seat at his choice of wording. He notices and chuckles, grabbing your hand in his. The three brothers whistle, and you shrink further into your seat.
“Your hands are really soft,” He whispers in your ear.
“Five!” You whine, feeling like you might explode at all the attention and affection. You and Five mostly kept your relationship on the down-low, seeming it was the most concerning issue the past month.
“So I’ve been thinking through our little timeline snafu, and I’m pleased to report that in my professional, expert opinion: we are totally in the clear.”
“Awesome!”
“Huh.”
“Great! So everything’s totally fine?” Luther asked.
“More or less. I mean,” Five hesitates, smiling. “There is one small thing. But it’s nothing we can’t manage.”
Five hands you one of the carry-out boxes, “Choi mein, your favorite.” And you smile softly, mumbling a thanks to him. He just smiles back, “Anytime.” And your stomach flips when he presses a soft kiss to your cheek. You actually think you might die this time.
“So, spit it out, boomer!” Diego mumbles through his noodles.
“Fine, Diego, it’s like this. Dad didn’t adopt us as babies, but those babies still existed here,” Five explained as you take a bite of your own meal.
Klaus frowns. “Awww.”
“We just grew up in different places with different people.”
“So?” Diego questions.
“So where are they now? Odds are we each have identical versions of ourselves walking around out there living completely different lives.”
Luter gasps excitedly. “Our doppelgängers!”
“That’s a made-up word,” Klaus dismisses.
“No, no, I learned all about this in Texas. Tell them about the paranoid psychosis, Five!”
“It’s paradox,” You correct.
“Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, I thought you said this wasn’t a problem?”
“Okay, yes,” Five admits. “Technically, if you’re near your Doppel for too long, you’ll go insane. So if you ever see your other self—”
“Kill them.”
“Sleep with them.”
“… avoid them."
“What the hell is wrong with you?” Luther asked, giving both his brothers a skeptical look.
“Oh, come on, as if you wouldn’t climb Luther mountain,” Klaus teases. The look on Luther’s face tells you enough about what he’s thinking.
“Wait, how are we supposed to guarantee we don’t cross paths with ourselves?”
“Easy. I mean, we’re the Benetton of superheroes, born all around the world until dad brought us here, which he no longer did. Doppel’s probably aren’t even in the same time zone as us.”
“That’s true,” Luther mumbles.
Diego nods. “Yeah.”
“Would you pass the moo shu?” Five asked, reaching across the table, and Luther does so. Suddenly, Diego leaves in a rush, and you shrug it off.
“So how long have you two been…” Klaus trails off, wiggling his eyebrows.
“Gross, Klaus,” Five said, before adding. “We’ve been together for a while now.”
“Oh, wow,” Klaus sighs. “That’s so cute. I mean, (Y/N) is so sweet, and you’re so… you!”
You giggle at that, and Five rolls his eyes, “Thanks, Klaus.” Five grabs his takeout and a pair of chopsticks before taking your hand and helping you off your seat.
“You didn’t have to do that, Five,” You mumble, tucking a piece of hair behind your ear.
“I know, darling, but I wanted to,” He replies, and you swear you’re gonna pass out.
Five must notice because he waves his brothers goodbye and leads you back to the hotel room. His hand intertwines with yours, and your face is even hotter now.
“You’re easily flustered, darling,” Five said, opening the door to his room.
“You’re not usually so forward, that’s all,” You shrug.
“Well, I’m retired, so I get to spend the rest of my life loving you.”
You hide your face in your hands at his comment. “Five!”
He chuckles, peeling your hands away carefully. “There you are, pretty girl.” Five cups your face in his hands, pressing a tender kiss to your lips that has you internally screaming.
“The rest of our lives is just gonna be this,” He promises.
“Really?”
“Really.”
— END —
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Has anybody else ever wondered WHERE the Hargreeves siblings keep getting fresh outfits from??
Season 1 was fine, they had their own clothes because they were home in their timeline.
Season 2.... I'll allow it, obviously some of them lived there for years so they had the time to go shopping.
BUT SEASON 3?? They don't actually show us where they got the clothes from and maybe it's possible that somewhere in all the chaos they spared a few minutes to shop but it's so much more amusing to think of other alternatives that definitely were much harder and time consuming.
Like all I see is Luther custom ordering clothes that'll fit him (maybe making his own clothes).
Diego and Lila shoplifting and taking Stan with them.
Allison breaking into Patrick's house and when she doesn't find Claire, raids Patrick's wife's closet instead.
Klaus walking into a thrift store, "trying on" the clothes and just walking out without paying.
Five holding a little old man at gunpoint and forcing him to give up his clothes.
Viktor sneaking into Sparrow Academy and looking through Ben's stuff for anything that might fit him.
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