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thesecretsofthedivine · 6 months

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Zodiac Playlist 🌠

Aries

mars - sleeping at last

ride - lana del rey

bathroom - montell fish

fun - troye sivan

fireball - pitbull

stayin' alive - bee gees

god save our young blood - børns

anti-hero - taylor swift

talk that talk - rihanna

clumsy - fergie

Taurus

venus - sleeping at last

breakfast at tiffany's - henry mancini

chanel - frank ocean

kiss it off me - cigarettes after sex

snooze - SZA

want u around - omar apollo

habit - still woozy

peach - kevin abstract

nonsense - sabrina carpenter

talk - hozier

Gemini

mercury - sleeping at last

pov - ariana grande

mood ring baby - field medic

glittr - aldn

running wild - g eazy

island in the sun - weezer

japanese posters - rebounder

master of none - beach house

faerie soirée - melanie martinez

ways to go - grouplove

Cancer

moon - sleeping at last

where did the time go - lord huron

ho hey - the lumineers

my love mine all mine - mitski

idle town - conan gray

k. - cigarettes after sex

italo disco - last dinosaurs

glue song - beabadoobee

sea of love - cat power

fourth of july - sufjan stevens

Leo

sun - sleeping at last

dancing queen - abba

let me blow ya mind - eve, gwen stefani

money - cardi b

literal legend - ayesha erotica

kitty kat - megan thee stallion

carmen - lana del rey

my kind of woman - mac demarco

amber - 311

chemtrails over the country club - lana del rey

Virgo

mercury - sleeping at last

tell me something i don't know - selena gomez

the boat i row - tame impala

girl next door - copperpot

crying in the chapel - elvis presley

iwillbreatheintoyou - bones

down to earth - umi

bambi - clairo

virgo's groove - beyoncé

are you satisfied - marina

Libra

venus - sleeping at last

sweet talk - saint motel

lover - taylor swift

in my head - ariana grande

pink funeral - beach house

fashion - britney manson

normal girl - sza

sit still, look pretty - daya

comfort crowd - conan gray

we fell in love in october - girl in red

Scorpio

mars/pluto - sleeping at last

private - russ

dirty paws - of monsters and men

borderline - tame impala

dead to me - kali uchis

not dead yet - lord huron

i can't handle change - roar

animal - sir chloe

vigilante shit - taylor swift

death - melanie martinez

Sagittarius

jupiter - sleeping at last

here, there and everywhere - the beatles

canyon moon - harry styles

can't sleep - k. flay

sunset chaser - ragamuffs

only if - steve lacy

the balancer's eye - lord huron

youth - troye sivan

cherry bomb - the runaways

bloom later - jesse

Capricorn

saturn - sleeping at last

living on my own - freddie mercury

princess diana - ice spice

high stakes - bryson tiller

therefore i am - billie eilish

successful - ariana grande

i wouldn't ask you - clairo

radio - lana del rey

vienna - billy joel

mastermind - taylor swift

Aquarius

uranus/saturn - sleeping at last

you don't own me - saygrace

better friends - between friends

night fever - bee gees

mortal projections - djo

transparent soul - willow

she moves in her own way - the kooks

dare - gorillaz

hits different - taylor swift

arabella - arctic monkeys

Pisces

jupiter/neptune - sleeping at last

love my way - the psychedelic furs

technicolor beat - oh wonder

made for love - concorde

ivy - frank ocean

my song - labi siffre

ultimately - khai dreams

bella luna - babe rainbow

ride - wave to earth

fishtail - lana del rey

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sugawhaaa · 10 months

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Beomgyu x reader

E M O B O Y

Pairings: switch!beomgyu x switch!fem!reader

Warnings:smut...like hard core

Genre:friends to lovers, childhood friends, smut

Themes: blow job, public sex, oral sex, based off the song by Ayesha Erotica

Word count: 2,150

A/N: this actually sucks...I really don't like it. I feel like the descriptions for the spicy time sounded weird no matter how I tried to describe it? Idk let me know if you genuinely like this lol

You leaned against the wall of the bathroom in the mall as your friends gossiped. There wasn't anything too interesting going around lately but according to your friends there was a lot. You kept an ear out as your friends dolled themselves up in the mirrors. Of course when gossip is being talked about boys come up.

One of your friends, kizzy, brought up her boyfriend and added on some info you really didn't need to know about him. But your other friends seemed to enjoy this topic. It was strange to say the least, you're all from the ages 19-21 so all this sex talk is completely normal yet you always felt out of place. I mean it's not like you haven't thought of anything like that but it's still odd to talk about.

Your thoughts got interrupted as the girls started discussing their next shopping destination.

"Hey, Y/N you haven't picked a place yet! You should choose the next one," Sissy said with a smile, her shining pink lip gloss drawing attention to her lips.

"Um, I'm good. I don't really care where we go haha, we all like the same stores anyway," You said with a shrug and a complimentary smile.

"That's true…" Kizzy said as she thought to herself. "Alright so how about Spencer's? What do ya think!?" She said with a clap of her hands, it echoed throughout the (hopefully) empty bathroom.

"Oh you whore you just want to go to the back section," You commented making everyone laugh as they packed up their makeup including Kizzy.

After getting to Spencer's the girls all roamed around the store in groups of two, you were with Sissy in the LGBTQ+ section. It didn't take long for the girls to get bored and head to the store across from Spencer's, hot topic.

"So what's the deal with you and that boy," kizzy nudged you with her elbow. Of course you didn't forget that Beomgyu works there but you pretended to act dumb.

"Who?" You said widening your eyes.

"The cute boy with the long hair. He works here?" She said as we walked in.

"Oh him yeah. What about him?" You said as you automatically followed Kizzy to the anime area.

"You get closer to him?" She said with excitement on her face.

"I mean I can't really get much closer, we've been friends since first grade," you said with a shrug. Kizzy just nodded her head and sighed. That's when Sissy, Abigail and Minnie came over. They had a ton of things with them already and we'd only been there for five minutes. They were showing Kizzy everything they found when Abigail showed her a pair of strawberry earrings and a cute strawberry dress. Kizzy flipped out and asked her to show where they were. All the girls giggled off to another area, you kept browsing around when you heard an ever so familiar voice.

"Need any help Y/N?" He said with a smirk. You looked up to the source of the sound and viola Beomgyu standing over you. Today he was wearing about a thousand layers of black clothes. A my chemical romance tee, with a baggy fishnet over top of it, he also wore baggy and slightly ripped jeans. As for accessories he wore a black choked with some small spikes, a cross necklace, a skull necklace, a metal star belt, tons of rings, snake bite lip piercings, and a nose piercing. His make up was Suttle today, just some cloudy black/blue eyeshadow.

"Oh Beomgyu you scared me!" You said with a slight jump.

"I'm not that scary looking!" He said, crossing his arms and tipping his chin up. You laughed as you set your hand on his shoulder. You sighed and started stretching. All this walking around was making you tired.

"Getting too old for this already?" Beomgyu chuckled lowly.

"Hey! No. Just these girls move faster than sonic when it comes to clothes and cute boys,"

"So that's why you're all here," he said looking down at you while leaning against the wall with his arms crossed.

"Yeah they somehow always find the cutest things here,"

"What can I say, it's in my genes," beomgyu said, flipping his hair. You laughed at him and he grinned as well. His dark bangs hung in his face as he laughed. "Anyways, do you want to sit for a minute," he said gesturing to the back of the shop.

"Yes please," you laughed. He led you to the back of the store and you sat behind the counter with this other girl who was wearing a very scene fashioned outfit. She was very kind and bubbly but you seemed to forget her. You sat awkwardly as Beomgyu and the scene girl chatted. It was quite the awkward angle, but Beomgyus Jean's did fit on him nicely. Your cheeks were red at your dirty thoughts. You patted your face trying to snap yourself out of it. You looked down at the floor and saw Beomgyu wearing some new boots.

"Gyu, are those new?" You said pointing to his shoes. He looked down and nodded.

"Yup I actually got them from here," he laughed. He then bent down to your level, looking you in the eyes. You blushed and tried to keep eye contact, he rested his arms on your bare thighs. You jumped slightly at the cold feeling of his bracelets. The look in his eyes suddenly turned you on so much causing you to reflexively rub your thighs together. Doing so secretly so Beomgyu wouldn't notice anything. "Are you alright? You seem off," he said looking up at you with lustful eyes.

"J-just hungry," you avoided his eyes. He grabbed you by the wrist and said

"Alright, I have some snacks in the back," he said looking up at the scene girl.

"It's fine your shift is almost over," she said with a wave of her hand. He took you to the very back of the shop to a door. He opened it and dragged you into the pitch black room. It was a little closet filled with some random trinkets they might need. He shut the door tightly and turned to you.

"So what do you feel like eating," he said with a smile as he turned the lights on. You looked at him suspiciously.

"Um, maybe a bite of you," you said jokingly. You laughed while Beomgyu gave you a bit of a peculiar stare. He inched closer to you as he rested his hands up aimlessly aiming for you.

"Gyu?" You said as his lustful gaze burned through you. You put your hands on his boney shoulders, the feeling of his warm body on yours. You then found your back against the wall as Beomgyu's hands were placed on the wall. Pinning you to him.

"You aren't actually hungry are you?" He said with a smirk.

"W-what?" You stuttered as your cheeks heated up. There's no way he actually figured you all out! Right?

"A minute ago you said you were hungry, but I think you actually meant to say horny," he said with a small smile. Your eyes widened before looking away from him. He just got closer to you, close enough to kiss you. His addictive scent filled your nose as his hand gently swiped some loose strands of hair behind your ear. "God you're so pretty," he said as his lips came closer to yours. Your eyes started fluttering shut while Beomgyu looked down at you. He stood there waiting for some kind of permission to kiss you.

You grabbed him by the shirt harshly and pulled him in for a rough kiss. It was messy and uncoordinated. Hands and tongues roaming heated skin. Moans and hums filled the small closet. It wasn't long before your curious hands found their way down to the zipper of Beomgyu's black jeans. You used your middle finger to rub up and down the zipper line. Beomgyus hands went up to your hair and played with it. You broke the ongoing kiss to breathe. Without any thoughts inside your head besides wanting to hear Beomgyu moan your name you went down on your knees. His hands still held onto your hair as you started undoing his jeans. Beomgyu panted above you as his hair hung in his face.

"Y/N what are you doing?" He said with a quivering voice. You pulled down his pants to see his hardened member before you.

"Getting a snack," you replied before wrapping your lips around him. He gasped before throwing his head back and covering his mouth. You slowly moved your mouth up and down his length before letting go for a quick breath. As you moved back, strings of his arousal connected with your saliva. Beomgyu looked down at the beautiful sight below him and he basically started petting you while praising you. You slipped your lips back around him and started going at a quicker pace using your spit as lube. Beomgyu bit his lip as he muffled his whines and moans.

"So good, so good," he kept whispering as you started using your hands for extra support. His moans started getting louder and more frequent as he bucked his hips into your mouth. Gyu then started speaking nonsense. A mix of "I'm so close" and "I'm gonna cum," and not surprisingly he was right. Your mouth filled with salty yet sweet and warm liquid. You choked slightly, making you cough, letting some of his cum drip from your lips. Beomgyu then fell to the floor in front of you. Shock was very present on his face along with the black strands of hair. He panted as some drool fell from the corner of his mouth.

Meanwhile you swallowed everything and started crawling over to him. You kissed him passionately as you fell to the floor. As he entertained your mouth his hands went to your ass abruptly moving his hands around. His hands traveled up to your waist before tugging and the hem of your skirt. He swiftly pulled them off as you took a breather.

"Now that I'm thinking about it," he started as he sat up straight, allowing your bare legs to rest on the floor. "I'm getting hungry myself," he said, pouncing on you, landing on the floor. He placed some hickies all down your jawline and neck. He pulled off your shirt before tracing more kisses, bites and hickies all along your body down to your tummy. He locked in between your thighs and over your still clothed pussy. You moaned and whined throughout the whole process.

"Beomgyu please, stop teasing," you whined as your hands found their way to his hair.

"Alright, you've been a very good girl," Beomgyu said, pulling down your undies. He quickly used his whole tongue across your whole entrance making you moan and squirm. He wasn't messing around when it came to giving oral, apparently. He ate you out like you were his last dessert to ever enjoy. He collected every last bit of your arousal. Beomgyu's long fingers then found their way inside you making you moan before covering your mouth. Gyu quietly hushed you before continuing to venture inside you. His fingers quickly moving around inside you to find that specific spot that'd make you scream his name. He decided to go as deep as possible into you and he found one spot that made you jolt up to him. You mumbled out "Oh my God, oh my God, oh my fucking God," a bunch as he kept hitting that same spot over and over.

You then felt your walls tighten around his slim fingers and your legs quivered. You warned Beomgyu about your high before his fingers were coated in your juices and his ears filled with loud moans. After you released everything his fingers went to his mouth, cleaning up all the mess you made on them.

"You taste so good," he moaned as he bent back down to your clit and started licking it. That's when the door burst opened.

"Alright Beomgyu get out your shifts over," the scene girl stood there not even phased by the situation at all.

"Close the door! My girlfriend doesn't want the whole world seeing her naked!" Beomgyu yelled and the girl closed the door.

"Fair. But Beomgyu if you don't get out I'll pull you out by your choker," she said outside the door before walking away to help some customers.

"Girlfriend?" You asked as you put on your clothes with Beomgyu.

"Oh um yeah," he said awkwardly as he slipped his jeans back on. "I thought since you just gave me a blowjob you'd want to be my boyfriend…" he said awkwardly as his cheeks filled with blush.

"Haha of course, babe," you said with a smile.

#txt smut #txt fanfic #txt beomgyu #choi beomgyu #beomgyu x you #beomgyu x y/n #beomgyu x female reader #beomgyu smut #tomorrow x together #tomorrow by together #txt #emo music #emo #emo boy #smut #x reader #Spotify

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r04dk1llx2 · 13 days

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Raye’s Hellhole // Introductionִ ࣪𖤐

“ Sorry, Venkman, I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought. “

Howdy, i’m Raye, i’m a digital artist / writer / taxidermist. I use all pronouns but prefer they/them, am bisexual, and monogamous. I love talking to people, so don’t be afraid to DM me or contact me on my discord acc, r04dk1ll_w4nn4b3 !!

TW: this account will post/reblog nsfw content (writing/art)

DNI: homophobes//pedophiles//sexists//racists//etc.

Im interested in taxidermy, bone collecting, digital art, writing, nsfw art/writing, the paranormal, cryptids, horror movies, movies in general, metal/rock/emo/y2k/80s/alternative music, hillbilly gothic/country/grunge/trashy/goth/emo fashion and aesthetics, driving, researching, deer, and foraging

Media/Fandoms/Celebrities/etc. that i’m into; Josh Hutcherson, Christian Bale, Harold Ramis, Jerma985, Kurtis Conner, Oompaville, Burn (2019), Ghostbusters, American Psycho (2000), Re-Animator (1985), FNAF, Future Man, The Thing (1982), The Evil Dead (1981), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Creep (2014), My Bloody Valentine (1981), Beetlejuice, The Walten Files, Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared, Local 58, GREYLOCK, Killer Frequency, Puppet Combo games, Nickelback, Ayesha Erotica, Lemon Demon, Ice Nine Kills, Acid Bath, Millionaires, TV Girl, My Darkest Days, Rob Zombie, Cold, Japan, Deftones, Misfits, and Cocteau Twins.

Characters i write/draw for; Billy (Burn), Egon Spengler, Patrick Bateman, Derek Danforth, Mike Schmidt, Josh Futturman, Clapton Davis, and Ray Stantz // Requests are open for both writing and art //

I will NOT write/draw anything related to pedophilia, incest, zoophilia, rape, etc.

Tags:

#r04dk1llx2 - art/writing

#aeternalis - oc posting

#rayegoingfuckinginsane - exactly what the tag sounds like

That’s all, have a nice stay.

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msweebyness · 3 months

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MiracOlympus- Theatre Deities

Here’s the next batch of gods! The theater class! Enjoy! @artzychic27 @imsparky2002

Ayesha:

(Euphrosyne)

Goddess of joy and cheer

Can find a silver lining in any situation, negativity is a foreign concept

Personal cheerleader for any deity who needs it

Impossible not to smile around her

Great at talking people through their problems

Anthony:

(Thanatos)

God of death

Everything he says is morbid in some way, but he’s still a snark king

Only smiles around Jesse, otherwise he’s a dark cloud

Black Hair, black wings, black everything

SCARY when he’s mad

Jesse:

(Melpomene)

Muse of theater, specifically tragedy

Just as dramatic as his twin, Jean

Will start crying at the drop of a hat

Kind of a pessimist, worries a lot

Seeing him smile is a rare gift

Dot:

(Clio)

Muse of history and records

Keeps METICULOUS files of all happenings on Earth and Olympus

Can be a bit OCD about her records

Can recite an unbelievable amount of trivia

Can be persuaded to sing with her siblings

Petra:

(Iapetus)

Deity of Craft and artistic skill

Always working on some new project

Super critical of her own work

Loves visiting earth to find new materials

Can make anything into a fun art project

Roxie:

(Nemesis)

Godex of Retribution

Can be persuaded to forgive, but NEVER forgets

Believes very strongly in fairness and just punishment

Gives the most savage burns

Refuses to lose an argument

Candace:

(Eunomia)

Goddess of order and lawfulness

The Responsible One™️

Huge stickler for the rules of the divine order

Gets stressed when things go off course

Aggie, Alix and Ismael drive her up the wall

Brecken:

(Cybele)

God of wild creatures and nature

VERY protective of all wildlife

Sweet as a kitten with his friends and Evie

Doesn’t like being inside

Has some animal features, i.e. feline eyes, claws, etc.

Eri:

(Hecate)

Goddess of witchcraft and magic

Still gothic and theatrical as heck

Has a potion or spell for everything

Only likes to come out at night

Everyone is at least a little scared of her

Aggie:

(Atë)

Goddess of daring and impulse

Will NEVER turn down a dare

Harbinger of chaos

Giving the other gods heart attacks on the reg

Lacey’s parkour bestie

Margo:

(Eos)

Goddess of the dawn

Wakes up the world with encouragement and affection

Still a romantic, Rose’s matchmaking buddy

Biggest morning person ever

Dresses like the sunrise

Soo-Yeon:

(Eurus)

God of the east wind and fall weather

Quietest and most restrained of the winds

Still a nervous wreck, tbh

Tries to wrangle his fellow winds as best he can

Can be intense when it’s needed

Has wings like a falcon

Parker:

(Kratos)

Goddess of strength and fortitude

Can deadlift just about anything

Always up to fight for a good cause

Can be VERY stubborn

Best workout coach

Staci:

(Erebus)

Goddess of the ether and gloom

Emotions are impossible to read

Likes to hang out in the shadows

Still snarky like no other

Hangs in the Underworld most of the time

Evie:

(Erato)

Muse of song and lyric poetry

Voice so pure it will make you cry

Still very proper, but cuts loose when singing

Master of wrangling her siblings

Writes love songs for Brecken

Mona:

(Morpheus)

Deity of dreams

Half-awake 90% of the time

Things they say are confusing, but also profound

Cannot stop falling asleep

Keeps a dream journal for the whole world, great at interpretation

Eloise:

(Metis)

Goddess of prudence and deliberation

Consistent voice of reason on Olympus

Does complex math problems or puzzles to relax

Not the most versed in emotion, but a good listener

Always has at least three plans

Anais:

(Urania)

Muse of science and space

Spends hours locked in her lab, working on countless experiments

Never goes anywhere without their telescope

Infodumps about the periodic elements

Is very…intense when curious about something

Missy:

(Asclepius)

Goddess of health and medicine

Will punt any of her fellow deities if they’re not taking care of themselves

She cares, it’s just aggressively

Serves as Olympus’ doctor, nurse, physical therapist, nutritionist, etc.

Snarky, but it’s out of love

Leave your thoughts in the comments and reblogs!

#miraculous ladybug #ml au #miracolympus #theater kids #greek gods au #mlb ocs

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artificialalienn · 1 year

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Tori needs to be introduced to ellsworld with an ayesha erotica song musci video, im talking like

Old eddsworld type beat full length animated music video to like, literal legend or nasty idk

Id tord got Whatever then its not too much to ask for 🗣👹👹‼️‼️

#eddsworld #ew tord #ellsworld #ew tori

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prongsmydeer · 7 months

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Ayesha Liveblogs Shrek 1 and 2

"Once upon a time there was a lovely princess, but she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by love's first kiss." Interesting that they choose 'first' instead of 'true' here

It's always the highest room of the tallest tower. Can't be a princess and afraid of heights I guess

RIP Steve Harwell, and the iconic Shrek song, Allstar by Smashmouth

Honestly, this intro makes Shrek out to be very meticulous, as an Ogre. He's getting all fresh for the day, cleaning out his log gutters, painting an artsy little sign, making himself a little snack, burp-flamethrowing a fire to relax. Am I crazy in saying I understand why people keep romanticizing Shrek

The animation is really holds up, considering this was 20 years ago. Shrek was onto something!

"Ogres, they're much worse. They'll make a suit from your freshly-peeled skin. They'll shave your liver. They'll squeeze the jelly from your eyes. Actually, it's quite good on toast." Can we confirm or deny whether or not Ogres are actually eating people or if this is just something Shrek is saying to be left alone. I would like to know

Even if we deny the inherent sentience of the Donkey and Pinocchio, like the witch and dwarves are fully humanoid, so this collection and "resettlement" for money essentially suggests that one of the main plot contentions of Shrek is the trafficking of people. Why did I never think about this LMAO

I love that Donkey singing "Friends" implies the existence of Bette Midler in the Shrek universe

Shrek is so soft-hearted it takes literally 10 seconds of pleading for Donkey to convince him to have a houseguest for the night

"We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles." How does Donkey make waffles without hands?

Are those HUMAN eyeballs Shrek is plopping into his martini as a little condiment??? Discuss

Extremely rude of the seven dwarves to knock Shrek's dinner off the table using Snow White's glass coffin lmao

Did they all come bc Shrek is the only one intimidating enough for the knights to leave alone (protection racket for Fairytale diaspora who are victims of democide) or because the swamp is the only fairy-tale safe land (forced displacement under occupation) or both

The "eviction notice" makes it seem like the latter, but I am honestly intrigued by the political implications of Shrek LMAO

""I'm gonna see this guy Farquaad right now, and get you all off my land and back where you came from." Shrek, accidental advocate against settler colonialism

"That's enough. He's ready to talk." How long has the Gingerbread Man been being tortured omg. Also what an evil opening line

"Alright then. Who's hiding them?" This implies that it IS an active form of democide

Fhfkjhfkjhf I didn't remember that Cinderella and Snow White were also Bachelorette options. I love that they have other roles in the movies

LMAO at the Mirror trying to give the Curse Caveat about Fiona and being dismissed. You'd think that'd be part of the intro

"Wait a second. Look, I'm not gonna eat you." Every passing comment in this movie implies more and more that Shrek has eaten people in the past

"Please keep off the grass, shine your shoes, wipe your—face." Hidden memory unlocked lmao

You know, Donkey is as equally responsible for defeating the knights as Shrek is. He holds his own!

Omg @ Shrek inadvertently selling out the Swamp Squatters to the person trying to hunt them

We interrupt this liveblog to present you with a Venn diagram of Ogres and Onions (Shrek 2001)

"I know what I smell, and it wasn't no brimstone." Donkey has some qualms about bodily functions for someone who just pissed out a fire

"Sure, it's big enough, but look at the location." [Laughing] I love the little jokes Shrek makes when he goes to a place

Genuinely endearing how Shrek cradles Donkey's face when assuring him the the lava bridge is fine

[Pats face] "That'll do, Donkey. That'll do." Hahahahah @ Shrek tricking Donkey into completing the bridge by making it too stressful to stay on. Get u a friend who will force u to face ur fears when necessary

"So where is this fire-breathing, pain-in-the-neck anyway?" "Inside, waiting for us to rescue her." Donkey and Shrek said, about both of their future spouses

"Fear's a sensible response to an unfamiliar situation." Donkey provides some fair emotionally-intelligent commentary

"Of course you're a girl dragon, 'cause you're just reeking of feminine beauty." What a compliment!!

"You should sweep me off my feet, out yonder window an down a rope onto your valiant steed." "You've had a lot of time to plan this, haven't you?" "Mhmm." Fiona is so sweet with dreams of romance haha, at least Shrek recognizes that

"Well, I have to save my ass." HAHAHA they said u can use one ass word, as a treat

Donkey is actually incredibly good at communicating his needs to Lady Dragon. Also how do they go from running away from her to her and Donkey having kids hahaha

"Say there's a woman that digs you, but you don't really like her that way. How do you let her down real easy so her feelings aren't hurt, but you don't get burned to crisp and eaten?" I want to know more about the DonkeyDragon love story

"You're just jealous that you could never measure up to a great ruler like Lord Farquaad," said Fiona, with absolutely zero knowledge of who he was

"That's Throwback, the only Ogre to ever spit over three wheat fields." This Ogre constellation story does beg the question of where all the other Ogres are hanging

"Look I'm not the one with the problem, okay. It's the world that seems to have a problem with me. People take one look at me and go, 'Ahhhh, help, run, a big stupid ugly ogre.' They judge me before they even know me." Awww, Shrek

Donkey and Shrek's friendship has genuine emotional depth lol

Why does Lord Farquaad look under his sheets while staring at Fiona like that jkhghjgg. This is a children's movie!

How did Fiona even get food while in the tower??? Did she have to keep singing nearby birds to death, or did they have some kind of carrier pigeon delivery

I do not remember Robin Hood being French jghjkhgjg

"I like an honest fight and a saucy little maid." "What he's basically saying is he likes to get... paid." The adult jokes continue

I ALSO DID NOT RECALL FIONA KICKING ALL OF THE MERRY MEN'S ASSES LMAO:

Hahahaha Fiona and Shrek are so sweet with their fly cotton candy and amiphibian/reptile balloons

"Now, I don't mean to brag, but I make a MEAN weed rat stew." AND Shrek can cook. Entirely self-sufficient and thoughtful man

I also like that they've returned to the sunflower field of the Onion-Ogre debate

"By night one way, by day another. This shall be the norm. Until you find true love's first kiss, and then take love's true form." You know, I have always found it so bizarre the Fiona ends the story as an Ogre, because she is naturally a human, and whether she's a human or Ogre is irrelevant to her and Shrek being in love. But I guess the answer is in the curse, because the form of her true love is an Ogre, so I guess after breaking the spell, she becomes whatever version of a person she fell in love with? It's like the Little Mermaid but if Eric was an Ogre

"I thought you might like [the sunflower] because you're pretty." SHREKKKKKK

"Princess and Ugly don't go together." Fiona looks fine actually, just like a normal person with wide features LOL. I bet there are a bunch of people with Ogre-Fiona features

"Who could ever love a hideous, ugly beast." "I thought that wouldn't matter to you." "Well, it does!" JUST COMMUNICATE

RIP the Donkey and Shrek friendship breakup

HAHAHAH @ THEM CUTTING OUT THE LYRIC "MAYBE THERE'S A GOD ABOVE." Shrek a canonical atheist?

DRAGON AND DONKEY CAME TOGETHER OUT OF THEIR FUNDAMENTAL DESIRE FOR COMPANIONSHIP. GOOD FOR THEM!!

"Can you forgive me?" "Hey, that's what friends are for, right?" Donkey being the number one communicator out of every character in this movie LMAO

"No one likes a kiss-ass." Ass count: 3. They can't keep getting away with this hahahhaa

"Really, it's rude enough being alive when no one wants you, but really, showing up to a wedding!" This is the inner monologue of social anxiety

WOW @ FARQUAAD GETTING EATEN ALIVE BY THE DRAGON. REST IN PIECES

I did spare a moment to think of the legalities of Fiona being married to Farquaad but with his death I suppose she becomes a window of the world's shortest marriage (no pun intended)

Also who is in charge of Duloc now? Fiona? Did Farquaad have an heir? They're really abandoning this lordship LMAO

"I don't understand. I'm supposed to be beautiful." "You are beautiful." Like Grease, the moral of the story is that it's okay to change for a man as long as the man learns to communicate his feelings and rides off into the sunset with you to a sickass soundtrack

(I'll go to bat for Danny also changing tho. I don't know if Shrek changed all that much in this first movie, but he did become more personable. He had so many wedding guests!)

I would like to 1) Examine the continuity of the Three Blind Mice being both the carriage horses and coachman as well as in Donkey's musical number and 2) Examine the disability representation in Shrek. Started off questionably, but arguably ended well in this movie? LMAO

Onto: Shrek 2

I love how the narration for each opening also serves as a character introduction (Shrek for the first movie, Charming for the second)

"Princess... Fiona?" said Charming to Big Bad Wolf, uncertain if it was a furry-adjacent curse

Hansel's Honeymoon Hideaway is a fun little location

I wonder just how many movies and shows in the early-2000s parodied the Spiderman kiss

"I don't know, [Dragon]'s been all moody and stuff lately." Hahahah, foreshadowing the dragon pregnancy

Reggie the Announcer's Solo also implies the existence of Hawaii 5-0 in the Shrek universe

Gjkghgjkhg I'd ask what kind of parents miss their only daughter's wedding, but I suppose it's the same kind of parents who lock their daughter in a tower

"And who says I want to be a part of this family?" "Uh, you did! When you married me!" Men really do be like this sometimes

"It's gonna be champagne wishes and caviar dreams from now on." Donkey is experiencing being a friend to royalty for the first time LOL

Mr. and Mrs. Far Far Away have apparently not heard tell of the Ogre Marriage of Their Daughter

"They're my parents." "Hello? They locked you in a tower." "That was for my own—" "Good. Now here's our chance." I looove the way this dialogue flows into each other, it's a very fun storytelling technique

"I suppose any granchildren I could expect from you would be..." "Ogres, yes." That's a lot of prejudice for someone who's a part-time frog, Harold

HAHAHAHA @ them having a cameo of Prince Charles, who is now King, to the line, "The kind of gal the Prince would date."

Shout out the Bichon puppy, who has nothing to do with any of this

"Whether your parents like it or not, I am an Ogre. And guess what, Princess? That's not about to change." "I've made changes for you, Shrek. Think about that." That's what I'm saying! Fiona gives up the species she was born to, to be with Shrek. Why does she need to be an Ogre? Does she want to, or is it just be with Shrek? Or is because of the spell? Explain to me why she didn't get any agency over who she was, physically

"Fiona does, and she'll never forgive you if you don't [give your blessing]. I don't want to lose our daughter again, Harold." Shout-out Lillian for being a very accepting parent

If the Fairy Godmother and Harold had already arranged a marriage, surely they could've just announced it instead of playing all these games. Fiona was willing to marry Lord Farquaad, she can't be that hard to please

Harold and Lillian's first kiss by the lilypond and the Lady Frog saying, "Do I know you?" are truly the foreshadowing I did not know of the first time I watched these movies

Like Fiona, Doris The Ugly Stepsister is actually a normal woman who is called Ugly for having features that are more wide or perceived as more masculine. People act like there is something crazy disproportionate or out of the norm of how they look (green skin for Fiona aside.) Justice for both of them:

I fully forgot that Puss in Boots is introduced as Antonio Banderas's disembodied voice agreeing to assassinate Shrek

Not the portrait of Sir Justin Timberlake hahahahah

Awwww Fiona was mimicking the words of her childhood doll when she gave Shrek her hankerchief in the first movie!!

SCREAM @ the Chastity Belt World Tour. Who is that a parody of

"Dad. We both acted like Ogres. Maybe we just need some time to get to know each other." Shrek is extended an olive branch while Harold is extending an Assassin Cat

"I say we take the sword and neuter him right here. Give him the Bob Barker treatment." This is a reference I had to google, but apparently, founded an organizatoin and spent millions on neutering animals. ALSO, he died three weeks ago???? How many Shrek-adjacent deaths have there been in the past month

"Come on Shrek, don't feel bad. Almost everyone that means you wants to kill you." Hahahaha harsh but true

"It's not like I wouldn't change if I could. I just, I wish I could make her happy." Fnally, some reciprocity on the changing

"On my honour, I am obliged to accompany you until I have saved your life, as you have spared mine." "Sorry, the position of annoying talking animal has already been taken." Very self-aware of Donkey to say so

I love everything about Puss in Boots, the purrfect character:

Love that Shrek and Fiona have each adopted their own new animal friends in each other's absence

"Be sure and use small words, dear. He's a little slow this morning." Hahahaha Lillian politely calling Harold stupid

"Why don't we just pop in there for spell?" I love Shrek's consistent habit of making jokes about whatever new place he's in

"We represent the workers in all magical industries, both evil and benign. Are you feeling at all degraded or depressed?" "Uh... a little. We don't even have dental." I know it's a bit but I choose to believe that Shrek is pro-union

In this world of Fairy Tales, does it imply that Cinderella and Snow White's stories are non-fiction biographies?

Shout-out to the Helpers of Species Unknown and the employee of the month, Theo:

I did wonder for a moment, as Puss in Boots stared at the Happily Ever After potion, if he was not going to be able to read

"But you love being an Ogre!" "I know. But I love Fiona more!" Awwww Shrek

"A cute button nose?" Wild how Shrek's nose as a human is not that different from Fiona's nose as an ogre but it's fine for him because he's a man. Something something gendered beauty standards

"I'll be true... enough." Hahahaha, the ladies are fun

"Someday I will repay you. Unless, of course, I can't find you, or if I forget." Hahahaha Shrek being very relatable

"What happened to your voice?" "The potion changed a lot of things, Fiona." Prince Charming claims the beauty standard includes not having a Scottish accent (he is wrong)

"She's a princess, and you're an Ogre. That's something no amount of potion is ever going to change." Except it literally did change Shrek into a human LOL and if they wanted the potion to be permanent on Fiona, the Charmings do need Shrek to kiss her

"I hate Mondays." Yet another pop culture reference

"She loves that... Pretty Boy, Prince Charming," said Shrek, as if it had not been canonically established that human Shrek is very handsome

Shrek and Donkey and Puss all attending the nightly Unhappy Hour hahahaha

"You can't force someone to fall in love." "I beg to differ. I do it all the time!" Sinister of the Fairy Godmother to say

Not the Donkey calling out against police brutality and the Puss getting charged with possession of catnip. Feels a little targeted lmao

Shrek being willing to step aside if it's Fiona's choice to leave him but ready to intervene if he know she's being pushed into it ❤️

Joan Rivers the Cartoon is also yet another early 2000s reference.

"That's not my husband," said Fiona, in an unparalleled act of intuition

"Well folks, it looks like we're up chocolate creek without a popsicle stick." I LOVE idioms translated to new circumstances kjhgkjhg

Mongo the Giant Gingerbread wanting the big Farbucks cup. He's so cute!!

Shout-out Shrek 2 for some of the best jukebox musical integration since Ella Enchanted (which, apparently only predates this movie by like two weeks hahaha)

Also shout-out Mongo for literally laying down life and limb for the cause:

Harold redeeming himself from trying to trick his daughter into marriage by taking a magical bullet for her

Also if the magic reflects back on Fairy Godmother to burst her into bubbles, why does it also work on Harold to turn him into a frog? Riddle me that magical logic

"I just wish I could be the man you deserve." "You're more that man today than you ever were. Warts and all." Bold of Lillian to be cool with being married to a frog

"I want what any princess wants. To live happily ever after with the Ogre I married." I once again do not understand why Fiona HAS to be an Ogre to be with Shrek, given that is not what her heritage is, and the being an Ogre was a spell just like this one, but if she wants to choose Ogre life, good for her!

Awwww Donkey is so happy to be a dad to these weird little children:

#ayesha says things #liveblogging #long post #a departure from my usual liveblogs HAHAH #call it nostalgia #ayesha liveblogs shrek #shrek #shrek 2 #films

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dearestones · 7 months

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Twisted Wonderland Matchup: Lilia Vanrouge #2

Anonymous Request: Can I please do a twisted wonderland match up? It's okay if you don't want to

I'm going to go by 🩷. I'm a female bisexual

Appearance : I am a filipino, I have medium black hair, tan-ish? Skin, I have glasses and I tie my hair into a ponytail, I'm 5'1 feet tall and kinda weak?

Personality: I'm very cheerful and very supportive, I'm also very talkative and friendly, I sometimes gossip, I'm a realist, I get scared easily, I'm a very forgetful person, Im a blunt and straightforward person, Im a phone addict, I'm kinda petty?, I'm very creative and I'm a family person

Likes: Anime, manga, video games, literally anything sweet, gyaru fashion, Ayesha Erotica songs (I don't support her I just like the songs), Laufey songs, animals, literally anything pink, kpop and spending time with my friends and family

Dislikes: bullying, animal cruelty, mean people and bitter food

After going through the description given, I believe that you best pair well with Lilia Vanrouge!

You’re so cute! He’s just a hair taller than you, but he thinks you’re just the cutest. If you ever feel embarrassed about your weak physique or if you want to improve your musculature, Lilia knows some perfect exercise regimes just for you! You don’t have to take him up on that offer, but it’s always on the table!

Lilia adores your personality. He wasn’t always a cheerful fae like he is now, so he tries to live life to the fullest by not dwelling too much on the negatives and to be carefree. When he meets you, he likes how bright you are—like a bright star in the night sky.

Talkative and friendly too? A wonderful combination! Lilia is always aching to get along with today’s youth. Even though he’s many connections in Diasomnia and in his many video games, he has yet to find someone who is as outgoing as you. Poor him, the children at Diasomnia are simply too shy and reclusive compared to his outgoing nature. It’s a good thing he met you!

Oh my, forgetful as well? You remind him of his charge, Malleus. Although, he must say, you aren’t as quiet or as brooding as he is. Perhaps you and Malleus should meet and get along with each other! Lilia always wants the best for his loved ones and sometimes, the best thing he can do is through bonding! Sharing experiences, broadening horizons, and moving past one’s comfort zones will inevitably help you grow as a person!

For as vague and obtuse Lilia may be, he finds that your blunt and straightforward nature amusing. Really, you remind him of his cute little Silver and Sebek! He’ll often tease you if he thinks that you’re being too serious, but if something is truly weighing you down, he’ll wisen up and take your issues seriously.

Addiction to phones is an unfortunate symptom of today’s newest generation, but Lilia knows a solution. Come with him to Diasomnia dorm and he can train you in the art of hand to hand combat! Or sword fighting! You won’t be a phone addict for much longer—if you’re too tired to play with your phone.

Play video games and watch anime with Lilia. If the both of you are lucky, maybe you can even invite Gloomurai onto these online sessions. For some odd reason, Lilia delights in teasing the player, but he‘ll assure you it’s all in good fun. During these sessions, Lilia will talk about how certain scenes in the anime make him feel old or how it relates to his youth. Or maybe he’ll wait until you’re fully engrossed in the series before he sneaks up behind you and startles you when you least expect it. Regardless, you’ll always have fun with Lilia.

Gyaru fashion? What is that? After you inform Lilia of what gyaru is, Lilia is keen on checking out the clothing and trends of that trend. He loves broadening his horizons and collecting bits and pieces here and there connecting to different fads. If he’s really into it, you find that he’s dying his hair into various shades of hot pink and beach blonde. Plus, it would also be great to take you out shopping so the both of you can get clothes to fashion yourselves based on this unique aesthetic.

Your taste in music is certainly unique! He’ll listen to some of your favorite songs and who knows? Maybe he’ll make covers based off them and entertain you the next time you visit Diasomnia.

Overall, your friendship with Lilia is certainly one that bounces between your shared eccentricities and his need to reconnect with the youth. With you, he feels young and invigorated, as if he refound his purpose in life.

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TWISTED WONDERLAND MASTERLIST

#twisted wonderland #twst #twisted wonderland lilia vanrouge #twst lilia vanrouge #lilia vanrouge #twisted wonderland lilia #twst lilia #character matchup #matchup #dearestones #devintrinidad

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keepyourpantsongohan · 5 months

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Meaningful Highlights from Naruto Retsuden:

“Don’t give me that!” A vein popped up on Naruto’s forehead. “Which is more important—the future of the village or my life?!” “Your life,” came Sasuke’s immediate response.

The fact that among the people Naruto wishes could see Konoha in an era of peace includes Zabuza and Haku, because twenty years later, they still live on in his heart.

Yamato and Mitsuki having a strong friendship, where Yamato is the first person Mitsuki greets upon coming home, tells about his missions, and brings strawberry daifuku as a treat, coming full circle for Yamato be an important figure for a child with similar origins.

Naruto reflecting on how grateful he is to be Hokage during peace time: “After Old Lady Tsunade became Hokage, her first job was to treat shinobi injured in battle. When Master Kakashi became Hokage, his was to hold the ceremony commemorating the anniversary of those who died in the Great Ninja War. With the Fourth … I dunno what his first job was, but with the era being what it was, I’m pretty sure he had plenty of unpleasant work [...] And the first thing I did when I became Hokage was give a business license to a traditional sweet shop in the old city. Makes you laugh, right? That’s peace.”

The fact the Sakura says she's going to leave Sarada in the care of someone both her and Sasuke trust, and the reveal that that person is Iruka, who was the first teacher to both of them!

Shikamaru responding to Naruto bowing his head to Team 7 for helping him with, “The Hokage can’t go bowing his head to just anyone.” And Naruto's narration replying: He wasn’t bowing to just anyone. He was bowing to them.

Naruto's response to Sasuke trying to help him at the cost of his own life: If the opposite meant sacrificing Sasuke, then a lifetime of never being able to use chakra was a hundred times better.

Naruto's narration explaining that Team 7 has their own special meet-up spot where they watch fireworks and drink together during festivals and how they make it clear that both Sai and Yamato were invited and welcome!!

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homoulilly · 5 months

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First Post! ^^

This is a blog, I talk about my life and problems here, if you'd like, please keep reading to find out more about me!!

A B O U T ME :

Name: Amy (not real name), you can call me Adri or Niko too, idm

Age: I'm a minor, maybe age reveal later?

Mbti: intj 5w4

Likes: music, diary of a wimpy kid, novels, emo scene kids, all nighters, fnaf, anime, mangas, kubz scouts, super sonico, and being home alone

Fav animes: attack on titan, madoka magica, magical girl raising project, toilet bound hanako kun, bungo stray dogs, mirai nikki (future diary), neon genesis evangelion, and mob psycho 100

(I'll update it later, and I'm open to recommendations!)

Fav musicians: Ricky Montgomery, Lana Del Rey, Rammstein, Slipknot, Korn, Evanscence, Odetari, Lumi Athena, IAMX, Ayesha Erotica, Loded Diper, Ado, Kets4eki, d3r, asteria, rebzyyx, kikuo, 6arelyhuman, the cardigans, hoshie star, punkinloveee, and Avril Lavigne

Current people obsessions: Bela Dimitrescu, Jill Valentine, and RODRICK HEFFLEY

Xoxo,

Amy

#diary of a wimpy kid rodrick #rodrick heffley #hi #first post #blog #homoulilly #ily #about me #kisskiss #xoxo #xoxoxo #mwah #ricky montgomery #Spotify

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matoitech · 2 months

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cannot remember if this has been asked before in any capacity BUT do any of your ocs have a "theme song" (interpreted however you wanna interpret that)

THEY DO YEAH! i tend to have music associations for characters in general tho characters w specific 'theme song' esque songs narrows it down (which i am doing on purpose cuz i will talk too much abt too many ocs otherwise gbhfhg).

some of my ocs have playlists and they're privated since theyre usually just for me, but i do plan on sharing the blue, elle, and blue/elle playlists at some point- elle's needs new art, once thats done i can share them! as ppl know i edit and rearrange my playlists a lot lol

picking single ones can be touogh but i can do it . believe it. very small amnt of my ocs

blue: probably murderer by grandson, as soon as i heard it i was like god damn this is literally the blue theme song. but he has a BIG playlist with a lot of fitting songs

elle: old town road... is it bcuz shes southern YES its bcuz shes southern. otherwise i gotta go with all along the watchtower (the jimi hendrix version specifically) or creep by radiohead u have to see my vision

angel: pink hotel by scene queen cuz i think she sounds like that but also she has a playlist so LOTS of songs (lots of more serious ones lol.. but they cant beat pink hotel by scene queen)

lucas: dreams by baby storme

cas: helena beat by foster the people. i made a playlist for him a while back cuz i was collecting too many songs that fit him lol

pose: she does directly have theme songs i describe as theme songs- dream boy by waterparks and barbie girl by aqua (tho also anything by ayesha erotica could qualify). i have a playlist for him but it really needs to be cleaned up lol its super old

gem: constant repeat by charli xcx or virgos groove by beyonce maybe? i have a playlist for her too its smaller but tighter

jolene: jolene by dolly parton of course

diesel: drive off a bridge by jakey or racecar by besties

tiara: die 4 ur love by tei shi

lahar: shark attack by grouplove

angus: super saiyan by duckwrth

cain: wow! by alaska thunderfuck (this is what he sounds like 2 me)

griff: wild horse by darci, also bored by ari abdul or sexy villain by remi wolf. he has a whole playlist too lol

izzy: something like fire by sleeping with sirens probably lol he was originally an Emo Middle School Winged Wolf Oc so

peril: one of their intentional character things is that they are a character that those like funny serious old anime amv songs would actually fit VERY well to so probably like. courtesy call by thousand foot krutch. or you're gonna go far kid or something

lots of ocs that arent included in this 4 whatever reason but still fun to share these ones :) thanks for asking!!

#keymintt #asks #ocs

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lunamar4everr · 3 months

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𝗔𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗺𝗲 !! *ੈ𑁍༘⋆

Call me Luna or Mar ✮⋆˙

She/her !!

Cancer ˚☽˚.⋆

Fav shows : Hannibal, Nana, Blue Eye Samurai, and Gossip Girls, (I have a million other shows i'm waiting to watch ;´ - `;)

Fav books : Kiki's delivery service, howls moving castle (all 3!), and Goodnight Punpun (Ton of other books I want 💔)

Looking for friends !⊹ ࣪ ˖

My dream is to be a good musician and physical therapist!

I loveee all sanrio characters

My favorite color changes every hour from pink, purple, blue, green, white, black, and red ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

I love flowers (and nature in general) so talk to me about them !!

Favorite singers/ bands : Cigarettes after sex, TV girl, Mitski, Laufey, Frank Sinatra, Odetari, Luna Li, Ayesha Erotica, Eyedress, Hot freaks, Mac demarco, and Glass Beach !! (I love all music ꨄ︎)

Costa Rican + Ecuadorian and a ton of other stuff ୨ৎ

Learning electric guitar!! ᯓ★

I love animals ⋆˚🐾˖°

Open to trying new games, music, or just anything ☾𖤓

I have majorrrr anxiety and probably other issues 😞

Follow me and I will probably follow back! 𓆩 ♡ 𓆪

#about myself

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squegbeg · 11 months

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Spoilers for GotG Vol. 1 2 3?

I'll start out with saying that the song Koinu no Carnival was released in either 2017 or 2018.

i saw someone make a post that all 3 of the films soundtracks go up a decade, and the last song featured, "Dog Days Are Over", was released in the 2000's, meaning that all the guardians who needed to had successfully triumphed over most of their trauma in each respective films, (in the 1st film the entire team now having the found family they need and Peter working through the trauma of his mother's death, in the second Peter working through his trauma with his father figures, both movies interlaced with Gamora and Nebula's childhood trauma and working to resolve it and their relationship, and in the third, an exploration of Rocket's lifelong trauma, an exploration of his self and the exploration of the others, and the workings of who he is as a sentient animal and having to come to terms with it once he finds that truth.

what i find interesting was that I for sure thought KNC was going to be Cosmo's theme (like in a fight), so to hear it be played in the Bat Family's house and car for just a small snippet of the film surprised me. but it brings back what the HE is talking about when he talks about music, in that the sense he wants progress and perfection, so the music that is provided in Counter Earth is decades ahead of the music that we hear with the GotG.

Side theory: the HE's office(?) plays classical music. in the post credit scene in Vol. 2 with Ayesha creating Adam, classical music is also playing, so I theorize that she was pretty close to the perfection the HE evolutionary wanted, but wasn't quite close enough.

#gotg #gotg vol 1 #gotg vol 2 #gotg vol 3 #peter quill #rocket raccoon #gamora #drax the destroyer #nebula #mantis #drax the dad #long post

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dunkinsthings · 6 months

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Hola I felt I should introduce myself here soooo here’s meeee

Name: My name is Dunkin liek Dunkin’ Donuts lol.

Hobbies: I love writing and doodling and sometimes I skate

Pronouns: she/her/they/them

Fav artist/ bands: Korn, Deftones, molchat doma, Ayesha Erotica, crystal castles, Foo fighters, Nirvana, Roar, salvia Plath, Alex G, TV girl, Eyedress, Mac Demarco, the pixies, the taxpayers,Vundabar, Girl in red, Gorillaz, Rebzyyx, beastie boys, radiohead, wheatus, my bloody valentine, type O negative, and the talking heads Rob zombie.

interest: supersons, Batman, Spider-Man, sharks, foxes, bats, Garfield, twilight, tmnt, chucky, Scott pilgrim vs the world, Scooby doo, fnaf, tgf, Naruto, Ranfren

Little abt me: I love horror movies and I’m usually a night owl. I love fall and winter (mostly fall) and the rain. I have dyed blonde highlights on my hair and I used 2 have a lip piercing but dad found out. I love 2 read in my spare time and listen to podcasts or music. I rlly dislikes math bc they need 2 solve its problems not me! And I hate pickles because I don’t liek the taste. I’m currently in therapy 4 my depression but I hope I’ll be better. And I’m a bisexual disaster lol. I’m a animal lover. And I’m a Mexican and I liek 2 speak I’m Spanish sometimes.

Okkkkk that’s all I might edit stuff sooooo yeah

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baking-accident · 1 year

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Guardians 3 opinions!:

- "I got emotionalistic issues, what am I gonna do?" was one of the best lines, reminded me of "vocabulistics" from vol. 1

- Nebula being able to plug into computers was cool

- Did Quill say "oh, flark" when Starhawk showed up? Did we get a rare Space Swear?????

- Adam discovering empathy and adopting Blurp was pretty cute

- I like that the HE, like Ego, is an Earth culture appreciator and uses an Earth song as his evil manifesto. Also when Chukwudi Iwuji started crawling on the floor!!!! Shakespearean trained stage actor babey!!!!!

- I think they pushed the sappy animal stuff a bit too hard, especially the Deathly Hallows heaven and Lylla's recurring "It's good to have friends" ... like I think Rocket's horrible lab experiment backstory hits better if we don't see too much of it?

- "Do you want me to read the manual for you, BROOOO?"

- "Mantis, you asshole"

- Rocket never said "so that happened" from the trailer ... do you think they cut it last second after people made fun of it shfkshjf

- Team walk to We Care A Lot!!!!!

- Surprised to hear Koinu no Carnival on Counter-Earth and not in a Cosmo scene?

- Something something DC Bat-family joke

- Rocket complaining about Quill's "die trying" plan then immediately defending it from Gamora was cute

- Mantis taming the Abilisks!!!!!

- Cosmo psychically sandwiching that guy in concrete!!!!!!!

- Drax bonding with the kids!!!!!

- I thought it was interesting they called him "Kaiju Groot" in universe? Maybe Nebula watched Pacific Rim on Earth during the Blip

- I liked Rocket finding the baby raccoons!!!! And the HE probably had so many because he was trying to create another Rocket

- Gamora reluctantly joining in the team walk!!!!!

- I liked the HE going crazily single-minded about killing Rocket and his crew mutinying him

- Rocket finally calling himself a raccoon in front of the HE:

- Rocket didn't kill the HE because he's a Guardian but he totally left him on that exploding spaceship to die right? And they killed a ton of minions on the way in shfjsjdjf

- Maybe the Guardians work better as an "antihero team that can murder people as a treat" than trying to have a "don't kill" rule?

- They did get to face-peel him though

- For a second I thought we were going to see Quill's head explode onscreen

- And after THAT I thought Gamora was going to fly up and put a helmet on him like the reverse of the scene in vol. 1

- They did the Pieta statue pose with Ayesha holding Adam after he got shot, and the Creation of Adam painting when he saved Quill

- What was going on with Adam's caveman/Rocky Horror one-shoulder outfit later in the movie 😭

- And Rocket Raccoon, who did NOT die -

- Genuinely surprised they didn't kill any Guardians? All the reviews calling it sad and emotional definitely made me think so

- "I love you guys" isn't as good as "We are Groot" sorry. Though Gunn said it was supposed to be the audience finally being able to understand Groot, since the Guardians don't seem surprised he can talk?

- Weird thing to say but the ending reminded me of NBC's Community finale, some of the gang go off to follow their dreams, the lead accepts he won't get the girl, and a recentish indie song plays when the franchise doesn't normally do that

- Rocket and Groot dancing 🥺

- Nice to see that Gamora is happy with her new team <3

- Quill visiting his grandpa!!!!!

- I definitely think the movie was more unnecessarily long/disjointed than the previous two, they could have cut some of the jokes and flashbacks. It was a solid finale but idk if it's my favorite of the series

- Badlands last song of the entire Guardians trilogy, a win for the Springsteen girlies

#marvel #gotg #gotgvol3 spoilers

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