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vexwerewolf · 1 year
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I would like to coin a new term: "ferret brain"
It describes any creature that possesses 200 IQ gigagenius intelligence when executing Felonies, Mischiefs and Crimes, but is an absolute dipshit in any other situation
Examples include: ferrets, weasels, crows, ravens, rats, cats, many breeds of dog, Homestuck fans and theater kids
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glitchysquidd · 1 year
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been awhile...
hasn't it, boys?
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inkwell-illustrations · 4 months
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A question for (most of) the theater kids!
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My dream role is Davey Jacobs!
(Tell me yours in notes/tags)
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no in all seriousness my roman empire is the fact that phantom of the opera actually closed on broadway. like some motherfucker actually did that 😭
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pealeii · 6 months
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floralcavern · 2 months
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So my school is doing the Mean Girls Musical, and at practice, we were talking about sets and stuff.
Girl playing Regina: If you need lockers, I have some
Director: No, I’ve got some
Me to Regina: Why do you have lockers??
Guy playing Kevin: Because.. she has everything.. she gets everything
Everyone: REGINA, REGINA!
And I have never felt like such a hive mind until that moment
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thatrandomhumann · 7 months
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Since dionysus is the theater god. I feel like all his kids are theater kids.
Nico: WHOS PLAYING DEAD GIRL WALKING AT 3 AM
Casey (dionysus son oc): FULL STEAM AHEAD TAKE THIS DEAD GIRL WALKING
Unclaimed dionysus kid in the hermes cabin not knowing their about to get claimed cause of this: HOW'D YOU FIND MY ADDRESS?
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artzychic27 · 4 months
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Maybe the Akuma, Science, Recess, and Theater class/kids should have a “We Gotta Get Rid of Marinette or Send Her To Therapy” meeting
Mason: I would like to call this “Ranting about Marinette/Ladybug” meeting to order. Now, let us read the minutes. Dot?
Dot: ‘October 15th, 4:12pm, Brecken aired his grievances, stating, “Marinette Dupain-Cheng is a no-good-”
Kim: Can we just loudly complain?
Mason: Hmm… I don’t see why not. Proceed.
Rose: MARINETTE TOOK MY HAMSTER PLUSHIE!
Eri: She ruined my gown!
Genevieve: My singing voice is atrocious because of her!
Denise: I’m just supposed to let some creep pummel me into the dirt and wait for that bug to show up five minutes later?! Hell no!
Nino: I can’t believe I ever had a crush on that girl!
Nathaniel: I know! What were we thinking?!
Spinelli: That little fox ruined some of my best work! I spent hours on that mural! Do you know how hard working with chalk is?!
Reshma: I couldn’t make any new friends because of her!
Marc: If she ever gives you guys dating advice, just walk away!
Austin T: I NEVER hit Jean! What the hell is Ladybug’s problem?!
Soo-Yeon: Candance and I were in surgery because of that chick!
Kim: Ladybug?
Candance: No, Marinette.
Alya: That girl is getting to be way too much! Being her friend is like a full-time job without the pay! I could be rolling in cash!
DJ: Then, it’s decided. We take Marinette down, then Ladybug.
Cosette: How?
DJ: I have no clue.
Lotta: Well, it’s gotta be done now! We’ve all seen just how far Marinette will go to get rid of anyone Adrien so much as smiles at!
Rochelle: … Well…
Austin B: Oh, I know that look. Spill.
Rochelle: I mean, we could all put our skills to use. It’s one against… What, like thirty? Thirty-five? You get the idea. What do we have to be afraid of? Several of us come from influential families, and I’m looking at a few people who could easily hack into the government. Do you all see where I’m headed?
Austin Q: Oh, my God, we’re dumb!
Gia: We could have stood together as a united front this entire time!
Victoria: Rochelle, honey, you sit next to me, and I mean forever. Where do we start?
Rochelle: Alya, you’re still close to Marinette, right?
Alya: It’s a one-sided closeness.
Rochelle: Good enough. Gather any evidence of her misdeeds. “Accidentally” record her talking about her plans to sabotage some poor girl who shows an interest in Adrien. Mason, I know very well that your personal files on the students are more secure than the NSA’s.
Mason: *Blushes* Well, I guess.
Rochelle: Anything we pick up goes to you until it’s time for the grand reveal.
Ivan: That takes care of Marinette, but what about Ladybug?
Rochelle: If I’m correct, I’m sure we won’t have to worry about her.
Alix: Cryptic much?
Rochelle: Very much, yes. But, trust me. All our problems will soon be resolved.
Austin A: *To Austin B* I can see why you like hanging out with zir.
@msweebyness @imsparky2002
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finnslay · 1 month
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AHHHHH
I love it
Hoghschool theater
Opening night was amazing
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ferns-island · 4 months
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okay so in my many endeavors to play more games i've been consumed into the otome rabbit hole as previously stated. And let me tell you these dumb theater kids have my heart and i loe them all for it! all the other classes are getting posters to but if you havent i yet i beg you to go give Jack Jeanne a shot its amazing and im doing more play throughs
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sardonic-sprite · 5 months
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I should be sleeping BUT
Crack fic where theater kid jason todd is kidnapped and is rescued not by the bats, not by the gcpd, but by the fucking prop committee lead who used her unholy powers to track down the ornate knife that was stolen from the props table after the show, she doesn't CARE if he took it to defend his life, asshole, ITS HIS FUCKING LIFE IN PAYMENT FOR TOUCHING - A DAMN - PROP - THAT - WAS -NOT -HIS!
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msweebyness · 4 months
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Theater Kids- Worst Experiences with Marinette/Ladybug
HERE IT IIIIS! The final part of this saga! Thanks to @artzychic27 for creating this little series, and as always, @imsparky2002! Enjoy!
Previous:
Recess
Akuma
Science
Ayesha:
Ladybug became angry when the other heroes were far more prominently featured than her in Ayesha's latest cartoon
She called Ayesha's work 'cheap' and 'a little irritating' in an interview, devastating her and subjecting her to a bit of online bullying
Dot:
This girl tried to take advantage of Dot's position as secretary to get access to Adrien's personal files, and have her placed in all the same classes/activities as him
When Dot said no, because creepy, Marinette planted some evidence that almost got her kicked off the council for inappropriate conduct
Petra:
"Uh, I know you like that whole Decora look, and it's fine, it's your style, I'm not trying to be rude, but...there's such a thing as...going too far with accessorizing...your outfits are kinda...loud."
Petra gave their honest opinion, which Marinette ASKED FOR, on one of the bluenette's designs, and Marinette apparently didn't like what she had to say, so she ruined Petra's latest animation project "on accident".
Roxie:
This bitch had the audacity to insinuate that Roxie was to blame for the nasty break-up with their bitch of an ex-girlfriend, just because said ex happened to be a pretty influential client of hers. (FYI, that girl cheated on AND emotionally abused Roxie)
Has frequently called Roxie's temper 'scary' and 'dangerous', recommending that they should take anger management classes. (Bitch, what are you, a psychiatrist?!)
Anthony:
Not taking kindly to Anthony's trademark standoffish demeanor and snarky remarks, Marinette insinuated that Jesse shouldn't be dating such a jerk, and may or may not have implied that he's verbally and emotionally abusing him.
She also makes fun of and antagonizes him for being British , just because she can't stand Felix.
Candace:
Marinette got jealous when Adrien complimented Candace for an impressive stunt she'd performed while cheering at a DuPont basketball game
After coming back from half-time, she used her phone to reflect the sun from a nearby window into Candace's eyes, causing her to fall and break her wrist
Eri:
Marinette got angry and jealous when the gothic ballgown Eri had made beat out her own evening gown design for a fashion contest
When everyone had left the school for the day, Marinette destroyed the dress so Eri couldn't wear it to the awards ceremony
Staci:
Insinuated that Staci should be kicked off of cheer because her subdued demeanor and trademark snarkiness 'really dampened the team's spirit'.
She's also suggested that she cover up her birthmark with makeup
Margo:
Jealous that Margo's DIY accessories were more popular than hers at the school's craft sale, Marinette pretended to 'stumble' and wreck Margo's booth, destroying most of her work
Has actually called Margo's Nordic accent 'impossible to understand' and 'kind of annoying'.
Soo-Yeon:
Soo-Yeon accidentally made a foul against Adrien during a friendly basketball match, knocking him to the ground. Again, it was an ACCIDENT and Soo-Yeon apologized repeatedly.
Marinette didn't care about that however, when she purposely rolled a ball under Soo-Yeon when he attempted to dunk, causing him to go sprawling and dislocate his shoulder
In the "I Don't Have Enough Fabric to Make you an Outfit" Club
Parker:
In the "Vigilantism" club with Denise, publicly reprimanded by Ladybug for fending off an akuma with a self-defense maneuver when said villain was about to attack her and some of her classmates
Marinette frequently criticizes Parker's...militaristic fashion sense as well. (Parker/Gia: LET US WEAR OUR FUCKING CAMO DAMMIT)
Aggie:
Like with Gerard, Marinette is VERY aggressively accepting and tries to get Aggie to model for an 'inclusive' line, despite Aggie telling her repeatedly she is NOT comfortable in front of a camera.
Frequently tells Aggie that she needs to 'speak clearer' and 'use actual words'. It's called a Scottish accent, bitch! Shut up.
Brecken:
Constantly making backhanded and critical comments about Brecken's build and weight, comparing him to Kim in that regard, insinuating that 'maybe the rest of his body could use the same level of commitment as those beefy arms.'
STOP SAYING SHIT ABOUT PEOPLE'S ACCENTS, DUPAIN-CHENG
Mona:
Like with Simon, Marinette has tried to gaslight Mona into getting secret footage of Adrien while he's working on film projects, and actually sabotaged Mona's wheelchair when they refused.
Also frequently makes rude and backhanded comments about Mona being 'in the way' and 'slowing everyone down'
Evie:
Marinette couldn't stand when Evie and Adrien chose to perform a duet together in the school talent show, him playing and her singing, so she took drastic measures
She laced Evie's tea with cinnamon, which the girl is allergic to, causing her to have an anaphylactic reaction and leaving her unable to sing
Anais:
Marinette got jealous when Anais was assigned to tutor Adrien in chemistry and tried to spy on them. She got angry when Anais noticed she was there and asked her to please leave.
She sabotaged Anais' chemistry midterm, earning them a failing grade and getting it in HUGE trouble with her parents.
Jesse:
Marinette got angry with Mylene for refusing to give up her role in a movie as romantic co-leads with Adrien
In retaliation, she took a picture of Jesse and Mylene hugging and jacked up the angles with some editing to make it look like they were kissing. She posted it on the school blog and spread rumors that Mylene was cheating on Ivan with Jesse.
Eloise:
Eloise was having trouble carrying all of her math books for a formula she was working on, so Adrien stopped to help her.
Witnessing this, Marinette became jealous and took advantage of the fact Eloise couldn't see over the tall stack of books to trip her so she smashed her head on a locker, leaving her with a (Thank God) minor concussion.
Missy:
Screamed and made a HUGE scene the first time she saw Missy's 'freakish' teeth, asking why she doesn't file those down.
Doesn't appreciate her sharp attitude and has actually openly called her a bitch
Leave your thoughts in the comments and reblogs! Hope you enjoyed this!
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IVE SAID IT BEFORE AND ILL SAY IT AGAIN. NOTHING ITS HARDER THAN LISTENING TO A SONG THAT YOU USED TO LISTEN TO WHEN YOU WERE IN SURVIVAL MODE TRAUMA RECOVERY.
like I’ll be like oh I haven’t heard this one in a while! This’ll be fun-BAM. August 2nd, 2023. It is 4pm and I have just woken up. Time to turn all the lights off close the blinds put my headphones on and become completely nonexistent. I haven’t conditioned my hair in a week. I have six nightmares a night. I wake up in a cold sweat multiple times. I either eat all day or don’t eat at all. I live off of the same movie every day. I cannot look in a mirror and I cannot sleep with my closet door open-
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pealeii · 5 months
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theatre kids when you call a musical a play
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Summary: Eccentric staff members of an upstate New York theatre camp must band together when their beloved founder falls into a coma.
Release Date: July 14, 2023
Director: Molly Gordon and Nick Lieberman
Rating: PG-13
This movie fucking slaps and I believe it’s destined to become a cult classic! It’s hilarious and gay and hits close to home for everyone who has ever been a theater kid in any capacity. The cast slaps, and the soundtrack slays!
reblog for larger sample size :)
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floralcavern · 2 months
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My friend accidentally said the play that shall not be named in the theater. They froze, processing what they said and I looked at them and said “Go to the hallway and do the ritual” and I just realized that theater kids probably seem like a cult to outsiders
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