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#aww you named your plushie after me?
ashersanity · 4 months
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Soft Whitney and their plushies. Softney.
Thinking of finding Whitney at the arcade one day, too busy trying to win a plushie from the claw machine to notice your approaching footsteps, halting in your tracks as you watch from afar. Watch how they pathetically lose after every try, quickly running out of coins with the last of their remaining cash that they got. Hand reaching for their pockets only to pull nothing out, spent dry.
PC suggesting to get it for them, the bully freezing up on the spot since it means you just saw that humiliating display but.. they do really want that plushie. Lets you do it and you manage on the first try, slightly irritated though also grateful for you winning it, handing them over the stuffed toy. Visible blush and resigned look on their face as they mutter a silent “thanks” under their breath before striding away, plush in their arm.
Just know they resist the urge to fawn over plushies whenever they see them, imagine them doing god knows whatever with their cronies, momentarily pausing to stare at the shop window filled with the stuffed toys on display. Has to act all tough even if they’re mentally noting to themselves to go to that shop later alone. Bring you over if you’re actually interested though that’d mean having to admit they have a collective themselves..
Names their newly obtained gift with your name, slip on the tongue if they were to ever actually utter it out loud. How the fuck do you explain to someone why you named your plushie after them??
Fuck, it’s complicated.
“It’s not what it looks like, you stupid slut! Now get the fuck out of my room!”
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leviismybby · 9 months
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//nsfw 18+, mdni, Gojo x fem!reader//
Babydaddy!Gojo takes his time when he is fucking you, Gojo likes to tease you. His head is buried between your plushy thighs, his piercing blue eyes look at your face as his mouth teases your wet folds. He loves the expressions you are making as his tongue licks your clit playfully. "You taste so good." He says before sucking on your clit, your back arches off the bed, hands gripping the sheets, and Gojo smirks. "Oh? Arching your pretty back like that, good girl." His mouth starts to lap on your pussy, tongue moving fast on your folds, his strong hands grip your thighs and spread them open more. Your hands tug on his white locks, hips bucking against his face, he feels that you're getting close and just before you can cum, the cocky bastard pulls away, a string of your slick connecting his lips to your pussy. "Gojo please...please let me cum.." You breathlessly whine and look down at him between your legs. "Aww, where's the fun in that, baby?" He smiles cheekily before spitting on your cunt and leaning back in, kissing along your inner thighs and leaving marks there. "You'll cum, don't worry. Afterall, it's the least you deserve for giving me a child." Gojo kisses along your slit, two of his fingers enter you. "Let's see how long it takes before you fall apart." He chuckles. "I'll give you two minutes maximum but I would love to be proven otherwise." But he knows he won't be because just like he said, a minute and a half afterward, your back arches off the bed, a moan of his name leaves your mouth as you squirt all over him.
Babydaddy!Gojo makes sure to have you screaming, he wants to hear it all, hear his name from your lips. "Good girl. You're so soft, so pretty." He puts your legs over his shoulders, his cock sliding in and out of your heat. His pace is slow at first, he is just enjoying how your warm walls feel wrapped around his thickness. And then, he starts to slam his hips back and forth making you gasp from the sheer force of his thrusts. "Fuuuck Toru!" You moan loudly, and your eyes roll at the back of your head. "Yeah? You love this, you love it when I fuck you good like this..." He whispers in your ear, his hands holding your hips firmly while he fucks you hard. His cock is so deep inside of you, a belly bulge appears anytime he thrusts in. "please...it's too deep, too deep!" Gojo doesn't slow down despite your helpless whines. "It's never too deep, baby. You can take it, you're my girl after all." He presses his palm down on the belly bulge, your legs start to shake. "Too much!" Your voice is loud and desperate and Gojo just indulges in it, a slight smirk appearing on his face. "Heh, I know you love it. Look at how good you're squeezing me, baby." Your pussy starts to clench around his cock, whimpers leaving your mouth as he fucks into you harder, his fingers leaving bruises on your hips. "I'll cum inside of you, it's time for another little Gojo don't you think?" He pounds into you hard, slight grunts leaving his mouth as your pussy becomes tighter. You cum around him, your legs give out and he slows down, kisses you on the lips and cums deep inside of you.
Tagging: @saenora
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carlossainzwho · 6 months
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daddy's little girl
the poll's final result was YES I'M IN NEED OF ONE so here ya go!
pairing: dad!oscar x mum!reader
warning: nothing just pure fluff! enojy!!
(can i just say that soraya is such a sweet name?? thx.)
oscar peered at the little cupcake plushie his little daughter soraya was pointing at. covered with rainbow sprinkles and super fluffy, it definetely seemed like the want and need of a little four-year-old. but was it really needed?
'are you sure you need this, love?' oscar asked looking down at his girl.
'yes daddy, it will go with my collection of unicorn and princess plushies!'
'right.' oscar said. 'alright then, better call your mum, then! y/n!!!!'
and up came oscar's wife, soraya's mummy.
'oh come on oscar, any toddler would want that toy for themselves!' y/n retorted, after hearing her husband waffle about why the little toy wasn't really necessary.
'it's also my birthday soon!' soraya giggled
'yeah, right. it's june, and your birthday is in september!'
'please?'
and then the world's most beautiful doe-eyes stared into oscar's soul, stabbing him with guilt of not getting his daughter a toy she really wanted. her messy hair, much resembling her daddy's, rested on the vibrant toy. 'shoot,' oscar thought. 'even the toy is giving me a death stare'.
as if things couldn't get any worse, his wife was staring expectantly at him. and that was the final straw.
'oh, alright then.'
'yayy!' its was the simplest cheer ever. watching his daughter smile made him smile.
and off the three of them went, all smiles.
back at home
'daddy!'
'yes, darling'
'i named the cupcake plushie lando norris!'
'that's avery interesting name, i must say'
'i know, that's why i chose it!' soraya hopped away, with a cute little grin planted on her face.
oscar could only chuckle to himself. he loved his family.
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out plushie shopping! prizes won for guessing the name correct! (hint, initials are LN)
tagged: oscarpiastri
liked by landonorris, logansargeant and 283,814 more
landonorris: is the name lando norris? yourusername: correct! ding ding ding! landonorris: woah! can't believe i guessed it right! yourusername: yeah, there was most certainly not the most obvious hint in the world! liked by landonorris
logansargeant: oscar, can you get me a plushie? a unicorn one will do.
oscarpiastri: absolutely not, sargeant. it took a lot of convincing to get the cupcake one in the first place! logansargeant: aww yourusername: it's ok logan, i'll get you one! logansargeant: oh oscar, if only you could be like your wife oscarpiastri: eh i can't be bothered yourusername: that's because you're always sleeping!
user: aww such a cute plushie
user: i want a plushie from oscar too
user: that family is so damn cute!!
mclaren: mclaren's favourite child look so happy!
liked by oscarpiastri and landonorris
user: awww
user: soraya is so lucky!!
heh, you got what you wanted :) thanks for reading, ily! reblogging and liking will help so much!
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wonik1ss · 8 months
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Hostage — Newjeans
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pairing : newjeans!haerin x 6th member!reader
song rec : extra-ordinary : billlie
summary : one newjeans member is a little jealous of the attention one of your plushies are getting
a/n : just a silly little newjeans/haerin fic
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You had just had your third comeback which had six songs. While that may make it seem like after promotions we’re mostly over you would, be to puckered out to do anything but you weren’t.
So instead of going to sleep after performing super shy and newjeans. For what seemed like the hundredth time, you decided to entertain tokki’s by showing of your bed full of plushies on phoning.
“This one Minji and Dani got for me as my christmas gift”.
user : aww so cute
user : spoil the next comeback!
user : were’s stewy?
As you looked over the comments your eyes squinted at the last one.
“What do you mean tokki’s stewy’s- “. You stopped mid sentence when you noticed your plushie named stewy wasn’t there. While you and your members were filming super shy in spain, your member hanni got you a plushie. Which you named stewy after the stew you had that day.
Your members found the name a little weird but let it go. But after noticing your plushie was gone maybe someone really didn’t like him.
“I’m sure I just misplaced it no need to worry tokki’s”. After an half an hour passed you signed out the live and, went to have dinner with the rest of your members.
“I know this is weird.. but.. did any of you take stewy from my bed?”. Your members shook there heads as they continued to eat and chat. You would have left it alone if earlier that day, you hadn’t taken a pitch with stewy. But you did. Which meant that someone took him later in the day before you went on live.
So a few days later you went live again. This time with a notebook, pen and glasses on.
user : what’s going on?
user : detective y/n!
user : I thought you were going live later?
“That’s right tokki’s today I am detective Y/n! After my last live I haven’t bee able to find my chicken stewy and I know one of my members took him! So let’s solve this case together!”. More and more people joined the live as you started to go into your suspects.
Minji Kim, always teased you for the weirdly named chicken plush.. but never to the point you would think she would steal him..
Hanni Pham, always jokingly asked how your “child” was doing on and of screen.. so why would she steal him if she seemed to atleast like him a bit..
Danielle Marsh, as you started talking about Dani you giggled. Danielle treated stewy like her own child. But she never took him without asking so not her!
“Hmm tokki’s it seems we only have to more options Haerin Kang and Hyein Lee!”
user : wasn’t expecting this on the live today
user : why am I so invested?
user : 10 NewJeans albums that it’s haerin!
Haerin Kang, she always side eyed stewy because now her time with you also had him in it too. Haerin wasn’t to talkative at times but she loved to randomly walk into your room and hangout. So maybe she was jealous stewy took her hangout time!
Hyein Lee, always would pretend not to know we’re stewy was just to have stowed him away as a joke. Maybe she just took the joke to another level!
“Ok tokki’s whoever says the members name the most I will confront start typing!”
user : haerin!
user : hyein
user : hyein the last time she hid stewy it went on for 2 hours!
user : haerin
“Ok so I guess I’ll be confronting Hyein first let’s take a trip to her room now!”. As you walked over to your youngest members room. You flipped the camera to show her door opening.
“Something wrong Y/nnie?”
“Yes, Hyein.. is there any chance you took stewy from my room”. She giggled before she responded.
“I didn’t think it would go this- I mean no but I think a certain cat did”. You giggled too as you said goodbye went to knock and Haerins door.
“Why hello there”. Haerin said in a very mischievous voice as you tried your best not to laugh.
“Hello Haerin Kang I am here to ask If you know we’re a certain stewy is?”
“No never heard of a stuart…”
“It’s stewy..”. Haerin playfully rolled her eyes as you went on.
“If your so sure you don’t know him can me and the tokki’s take a look around?”
“Sure I guess..”. As haerin looked you up and down as she let you in and you set your phone down so all tokki’s could see you searching for stewy.
You were about to lose all hope before you looked under the cats bed.
“Aha so you took him!”. Haerin giggled and you did too as the both of you sat infront of your phone.
“I’m so sorry tokki’s but I swear that things evil!”. Haerin said pointing to the plushie in your lap.
“Jealous much?”
“Yes yes infact I am!”. You giggled and hugged haerin and then turned back to the phone.
“Now that the mystery has been solved see you later tokki’s!”. You and haerin waved as you turned of the phone.
“Did you really have to hold my plushie hostage to hang out with me more?”
“No but I knew tokki’s would love the show”
Then with that the hostage case of stewy had been solved! I wondered if that one tokki got there 10 albums…
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yanderepuck · 4 months
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We are thanking @aquagirl1978 for this.
At the Bronx zoo, they are letting you name a cockroach after someone and you get a little certificate for doing so.
So let's imagine MC doing this for the guys. She prints out the little certificate and gives it to them all cute like.
Napoleon
"You...did what?" Looking at the certificate wondering if he's reading it wrong.
"I named a cockroach after you"
He just looks at you. Very confused. Not sure if it's meant to be endearing or semi threatening.
"...You still love me, right?"
"of course!"
Mozart
"....."
"Do you like it~"
"That..is.. DISGUSTING!"
You laugh as he throws a small tantrum.
"COCKROACHES ARE DISGUSTING. WHY WOULD YOU NAME ONE AFTER ME?"
"Because cockroaches are forever like our love~"
"....."
"I got the matching socks too"
"get those away from me"
Leonardo
"..a cockroach?"
"a hissing cockroach!"
Leonardo is just looking at the certificate. "I've been called worse things" shrugs and hangs it up in his wall
Vincent
"aww. Thanks" he smiles at it and you even got him the cockroach plushie to go with it. You knew he would like it. He's going to go paint the two of you as cockroaches now, and going on a date
Theo
Mildly offended. "Why a cockroach?"
"Why not. It hisses and so do you. It seems fitting"
Still offended and is convinced you could have chosen a different animal/insect but decided on the cockroach for who knows what reason
Arthur
You know he goes all out for Valentine's Day as it is. So when you just hand him the certificate he's a little confused.
"I named a cockroach after you!"
"..is...is that a normal thing in your country?"
"nope!"
He's wondering if this is a warning.
"I got us matching roach socks too!"
Isaac
Boy probably shrieked a little when seeing a cockroach on the paper. "WHY???"
"I thought it was cute"
"WHATS CUTE ABOUT A COCKROACH?"
"They hiss!"
He screams again. But then you made him sit through the virtual encounter and he screams a little when it hisses
Jean
Handles it better than you expected honestly. For a split second you thought he would be confused "so this is how people celebrate Valentine's Day? They name bugs after each other"
"not exactly. I thought it would be a funny gift."
You got him the plush and he's holding it like a baby and he carries it around all day and tells people it's name is also Jean
Dazai
"Aww. I got you the same thing"
You were SHOOK
Dazai also handed you a certificate. Needless to say he enjoyed being named after a cockroach. You're the one a little upset by it
Shakespeare
He's telling you about how he is taking you to this nice restaurant. He even got you a new dress to go out in. And then you hand him a box with the certificate and the plush inside.
"a... cockroach? You named a cockroach after me.."
He's wondering if he's done anything wrong and you did this because you're mad at him.
Comte
He has no clue how to react. He bought you fancy chocolates and nice wine. Probably a new gold necklace. And he got matching roach socks and a certificate. He's probably a little concerned on how you were able to do this and why you wanted to. But he's putting on the socks right now
Sebastian
Probably sees the humor in it and thinks it's funny. He's oddly excited about the virtual encounter. Meanwhile he probably found a site where you can name a worm after your loved one because of the meme "would you still love me if I was a worm"
Vlad
He thought you would pick something more elegant than a cockroach. Maybe something fluffy. Not a cockroach.
"Roaches are forever, like our love, and you"
Vlad now thinking roaches are immortal and is curious about them. This isn't what you planned. But he is very touched by this
Faust
"....you got me a cockroach?"
"no..I named one after you"
"why would you-" so very confused. He definitely hangs it up in his lab. It keeps his ego down tbh. You start calling him your little cockroach since he calls you a guinea pig
Charles
Slightly disturbed at first but is definitely here for the matching socks.
"didn't have to be a cockroach? I think I'm cuter than a cockroach"
"you're the cutest cockroach"
But then you watch the virtual encounter and he screams a little when it hisses. He wasn't expecting that
Drake
"aww you got me a gift?" Sees the certificate. "...a roach."
"because our love will never die~"
This is his first Valentine's with you and you named him after a roach.
"Is this a modern thing people do?"
"not really. Just a funny thing"
He's thinking you are trying to offend him but he's actually enthusiastic about it
Galileo
Didn't even want to do anything for Valentine's but you hand him an envelope and he sees the certificate and he gets very confused.
"happy valentine's day~"
"... I think I'm a little above a roach"
"you both seem to hiss when touched so I see no difference"
That shot his ego down
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transmascaraa · 4 months
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!christmas special!
"Just for you"
gf!furina x gn!reader
author's note: MERRY CHRISTMAS TO THE ONES THAT CELEBRATE IT!!! THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR LIKING MY POSTS! all of that encouraged me to to try and write a fanfic instead of hcs this time, as a special! i wish you all a very happy christmas and hope that all of you are doing well! i hope you like this!
"i was blessed to have met you at all..."
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You and Furina have been dating for about a year now, and it's finally Christmas time... The time that people celebrate and get gifts under a tree... The time that everybody has fun at.
You weren't really as hyped up for it as everyone else was, but you still wanted to keep the tradition going. And what made it easier, was that you were getting a gift for you dear girlfriend, Furina.
She, on the other hand, was very excited for this time of the year. The beautiful lights, the city at night, and just the whole atmosphere of Fontaine. It made her smile. It made her happy.
So you had to do it.
You decided to go to the store early in the morning, before Furina woke up. Just so she wouldn't panic, you left a little note on her nightstand.
"i'm at the store, don't worry<3"
And just like that, she was left alone in the bed, sleeping peacefully as you went out.
When you got there, you could just see how decorated it was, even inside the stores. So, with that, you rushed to the plushies section.
Furina loved plushies, and had a bit too many of them. But there's never enough plushies for the love of your life!
You put a little blue jellyfish in the cart, and a fluffy white cat, and a dragon... You didn't even look at the price. No money was worth more than that sweet and grateful smile she will have on her face once she sees her gifts.
Finally, after paying for all of that, which wasn't so cheap, you started to head home.
On the way back, you saw a small jewelry shop.
"joyaux d'amour" (i used google translate "gems of love" idk if it's the real translation)
It wasn't popular, and when you entered, you didn't understand why. Beautiful necklaces, rings and earrings were on display. Diamonds, amethysts, sapphires,... you name it.
"Uhm, hello. I'm here to get a Christmas gift for my girlfriend... any recommendations?" you asked the lady who was in charge of the store.
"Of course! This beautiful sapphire necklace, this diamond ring here if you're planning to propose, these ruby earrings..." the lady quickly recommended you a lot of options, but you couldn't take your eyes off of the sapphire necklace.
"I'll have the necklace." you pointed at it.
"Okay, let me just put it in a box for you..." she took it in and put it in a little light blue box for you.
"Here you go. Happy holidays, and Merry Christmas!" she exclaimed as she waved at you.
"Thank you ma'am, Merry Christmas to you too." you waved back to her, and finally left the shop.
After you finally got home, you realized that Furina was still sound asleep in the bed, she hasn't even moved a single bit. She must've been really tired last night... Still, that gave you enough time to wrap up the presents that you got her!
You quickly went to the living room and started packing the gifts.
The plushies in shiny red wrap, and the necklace still in the box, and in yellow wrap.
When you finished, you left them under the Christmas tree and went back to the bedroom, only to find your sweet girlfriend waking up from her deep slumber.
"G'morning, my love!..." Furina smiled at you as she stretched out her arms.
"Good morning, my dear! Merry Christmas!" you smiled back at her in a happy tone.
"Oh yeah, Merry Christmas to you too!" she giggled and slowly got out of bed to hug you.
"I got you some gifts, they're under the Christmas tree."
"Gifts? Under the Christmas tree? Aww... you shouldn't have... But i didn't get you anything in return... i'm sorry..." she apologized as she looked up at you.
"No, it's okay, i was blessed to have met you at all, so it's enough." you softly kissed her forehead.
"You're so sweet... C'mon, let's go open my presents!" suddenly, she grabbed you by the hand and lead you to the living room.
"I hope you like them..." you said to her as she already sat on the floor next to the Christmas tree, in her pajamas.
Then, she started opening the gifts. First, the plushies. The smile she had on her was undescribable.
"Oh my, they're so cute!" she hugged each one of them.
When she got to the necklace, she smiled widely, put it on, and got up to hold you tight.
"Thank you so so so much, my love! This is the best Christmas i've ever had!" she kissed your cheek as another "thank you".
"Just for you, my dear."
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first time posting a fanfic and i'm so insecure bro😭
is it even good???
pls tell me but anyways i hope you guys have a merry christmas and happy holidays! i love you all!
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seangelfish · 9 months
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May I see Jyushi and y/n showing each other's plushies? 🥺🧸
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Absolutely! What a cute request. I hope I have fulfilled it to your liking~
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Jyushi Aimono x Reader
Genres/tags: fluff, mutual crush
Word count: 741
Synopsis: showing each other's plushies during Jyushi’s regular crying session.
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Jyushi was crying again and of course it was Kuko's fault. Hitoya had to call you to comfort him because he had been crying for the past hour and wouldn’t stop.
"What did you say now?" you asked the red head.
"Nothing serious!" he replied. "Argh! I just told him I'd make bacon out of his pig and he started crying!"
"...Pig?"
"...Yeah? The stupid stuffed toy he carries around him?”
The two of you stared at each other.
"You've never seen Amanda before?" Kuko asked you, even more confused than you were. "I was so sure that he'd show you out of all people... ugh, whatever."
He stormed out of the building, leaving you on your own. You sighed and continued on your way to where Hitoya and Jyushi were.
“(Y/N), sorry, but could you comfort Jyushi for me? It’s already been an hour, and I feel like you could do better to console him.”
“Yeah, sure, no problem,” you said. Nowadays, it’s you who has been consoling Jyushi. When you first met him, you would have never guessed that he was a big crybaby due to the persona he holds up. However, you didn’t care. If this was the real him, you’ll continue to love him nonetheless.
“Thank you, (Y/N). I’ll leave you to it.”
Hitoya left the room as you crouched down. Jyushi was sat on the floor, his eyes spilling with soft tears.
“Jyushi~” you soothed, patting his arm in reassurance. “Kuko told me what he had said to you. He was joking, you know? He wouldn’t cook your pig…”
Jyushi sniffled. He heard this all from Hitoya already, but hearing you say these things caused him to worry less. He had taken a liking to you after all, and your presence alone made him relax a bit.
“But I’m not sure what this pig plushie is… Kuko said that you carry her around with you everywhere. Was her name Amanda? I’ve never seen you with her.”
Jyushi was quiet for a moment. Then he nodded and said, “Mhmm… I thought you’d find it weird if I showed her to you… hic… so I’d hide her away whenever you’re near…”
He pulled out Amanda that he hid away in his lap. She was just a normal pig plushie that was decorated with a green ruff around the neck, buttons for eyes, and a black and red jester hat.
“Please don’t make fun of me—”
“Aww, she’s cute!” you squealed. “She fits your aesthetic so well!”
You gave Amanda a boop on the snout.
Jyushi was surprised by your reaction. “Eh?” he uttered.
You continued, “Though, I’m confused why you’d think I’d make fun of you, Jyushi. I’m not Kuko. In fact, I have a plushie of my own that I carry with me in my bag everyday too!”
You fished through your bag, pulling out a little bear plushie. It was brown and fluffy, wearing a little smile on its face, but the most prominent feature of your plushie was its sparkly eyes.
“‘Hi, I’m Mr. Sparkle!’” you said in your teddy’s voice.
Jyushi was astonished. He stopped crying at how shocked he was to find out that you, his crush, also carried a plushie around. He didn’t expect you to be the kind to bring one wherever you went too! You were just like him!
“Now the two can be friends!” you chirped. “‘Hi, Amanda, I’m Mr. Sparkle.’”
He was beginning to laugh.
“‘Hello there, Mr. Sparkle,’” Jyushi greeted with Amanda’s voice.
You were glad he had stopped crying. You watched him giggle happily as he played along with you and your plushie. His smile warmed your heart. You wanted him to smile like this more often than to see him cry.
As he was about to say something, you made your plushie peck him on the cheek, making a little kiss sound effect with it.
“(Y-Y/N)?!”
“What?”
“W-What was that?”
“Hmm?” you giggled, pretending to be oblivious. “Oh, you mean this?”
You kissed him on the cheek for real this time, causing his face to instantly heat up.
"I like it better when you smile," you said.
"(Y-Y/N)..."
You took his hand in yours, making him stand up. As your fingers intertwined with his, you suggested that the two of you take pictures of your plushies together in the streets of Nagoya.
"Mhmm!" he agreed, a big smile spread across his face. "Let's do it!"
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randomgentlefolk · 3 months
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CPC CHAPTER 165+166
The warning earned a chuckle from me lmao. Because why did I literally gasp while reading the first line xd
The warning for eps 166...didn't make me laugh at all.
Yayy Gwen is finally awake!! I guess thanks Leland for removing the thorny plants so she won't hurt herself :|
Nah cause Leland really dare try to kidnap a girl who asked whether he's okay after she herself just woke up from an intense nightmare 💀
Bro has the GUTS. THE AUDACITY. To start ranting about the kids he's kidnapping.
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This scene is so emotional, and I am so glad Gwen is finally starting to know who Leelathae is. Though I won't lie, I'm a little disappointed that Leland is the one to tell her :/ I was expecting a family moment with Jack and the other pastel kids. But it's all good since she finally gets to know her :D
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I would like to apologize in advance. Serpent Leland kinda made me laugh due to his abs lmaooo.
But it's pretty cool how Gwen and Frederick sees Leland as a threat (tho unintentional), though with different perspective. Gwen sees Leland as a big bad wolf while Frederick sees Leland as a serpent.
HECK YEAH!!! You go, Frederick!!! For once, his ability to misunderstand something is actually resulting in something wonderful and amazing!!
Aww the Possum immediately hugging Gwen <3
Oh uh whoops. Can Curtis see through that glasses? Hopefully...
Guys, Leland is throwing tantrum again :/ but i can see how using Laverne as a weapon against him is a really useful tactic. Considering how in the past, he bought Laverne to be a replacement for Jack. So turning Laverne against him probably feels like a 2nd betrayal for him.
OOHH....Aww man. Damn. I can feel that comb hitting Leland's hand and pushing the thorns in. Ouch...
NAHH NOT CELSO!!! My man this is why you don't scream your move when doing stealth move 😔
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Did Frederick just do a Judo move.
I looked it up and this move is called shoulder throw or Seoi-nage.
BUT FREDERICK ACTUALLY, SERIOUSLY JUST SHOULDER THROW HIS FATHER, THEN PROCEEDS TO PLANT HIS HEAD ON THE WALL. Those laverne carrying are working. Plot twist he's actually buff lmao.
Ahwguwau Frederick actually learning from moments where he got hurt and being brave tho!! So proud of him <3
I love Aurelia and her comments man XD
Frederick immediately checking up on Gwen and making sure she wasn't hurt. These guys deserve their happy ending Lambcat c'mon :')
AURELIA FINALLY GIVING GWEN THE DIARY!!! PASTEL KIDS CHILDHOOD WJSJIWNSGEKA
But of course! Let's start from the beginning of chapter 166...
Lorena would be so proud if she see how Frederick tied his dad with her vines.
Yeah, Gwen definitely should start on the second page... Just reading the first page by glancing could lead to many misunderstandings.
May I just say, I love how Gwen is being stern(is that the word?) To Aurelia about how she needs to read that book and that she really want to know about her mother. Hah! Again, I love Aurelia's comment (this time about the war literally happening downstairs XD)
IT'S TIME. INTOOOOOO PASTEL KIDS CHILDHOOD WITH LEELATHAEEEE!!
(Cue that batman transition music (i forgot the era))
WUJWJWHWAIB THEY??? ARE ADORABLE!!! Awww Leelathae reading them a story with Jack and Gwen & Jamie's onesie!! Also their plushies!! I'm having cuteness overload....
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HAJSYAISYAJ THEY HAVE MATCHING DRESSES!!!!! Maybe Leelathae sew them herself??? SJSJSHJAUS
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Oh. Okay. That's not good. I suppose there's a side effect after giving birth to the children? That's...depressing.
But before we go deeper into that, birthday party!!
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I must say, I absolutely adore how chaotic Lorena seems to be lmao. Look at her and her little sword XD and Maria looking really elegant. She really does give the eldest sister vibe. Gwen looks so cute with the pigtails! (I forgot the hairstyle name). Jamie with the fruits and Gwen with the fruit and cooking utensils!
Also it seems that the pastel family is having a small party for birthdays instead of big ones like the plaid kingdom. I wonder why they don't invite the plaid family over? Blaine and Lance would be 6 and 5 years old at this time, so they're probably at the academy already. But what about Leland and Isolde?
Man, this family is genuinely so wholesome and that makes me even sadder for what's about to happen. CAUSE DAMN??? Leelathae passing out while holding the cake, and Jack noticing like 😭 AND THEN JACK RUNNING TOWARDS HER LIKE MARIA AND LORENA RUNNING TOWARDS GWEN I'M GOING TO CRY.
R.i.p cake (i had to do it)
Ahh I see. Okay. So the left ventricle (which is a part of the heart) is weakening and it can't strengthen back up? That's what I'm getting, at least. I wasn't aware something like this could happen. I'm just researching, and is Peripartum Cardiomyopathy (PPCM) the correct term for this? I don't know anything about childbirth beyond what I learn in school so... this one's purely based on searching the symptom in google.
Okay, let's see... *puts on glasses and squint my eyes* *clears throat*
Peripartum cardiomyopathy (PPCM) or also known as Postpartum cardiomyopathy is an uncommon form of heart failure that happens toward the end of pregnancy or in the months following delivery, when no other cause of heart failure can be found.
https://www.heart.org/en/health-topics/cardiomyopathy/what-is-cardiomyopathy-in-adults/peripartum-cardiomyopathy-ppcm
(This information is taken from American Heart Association website. I hope that's alright?)
Symptoms of PPCM that we've seen in Leelathae:
- Fatigue
- Shortness of breath
- Chest pain
- Feeling lightheaded or faint
- Dizziness
For now that's the only things I can note. I mean, I'm not even sure if that is what Leelathae is going through. But it seems likely. I don't have anything to add on this matter right now, so what if we go back to the story. Shall we?
"I'm going to perish...from a broken heart"
OHHHHH, OKAY DAMN LEELATHAE. Man... this reminds me of the broken heart syndrome. It's pretty interesting. If I'm not wrong, it's a heart condition that comes from extremely stressful situation or emotions. And it is possible to pass away from it. So yes, you can die from a broken heart.
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Oh man this just got depressing real quick... The kids sitting beside Leelathae's bed, the medicines piling up overtime, Leelathe crying and Jack hugging her...
Leelathae :( she just wants to see her kids grow up and her husband man... and yet because a certain jealous man just had to steal a portrait...damn it Leland.
The witch!! It's her!! :0000
That's nice of her to offer to listen to Leelathae's vent :) though she does mistake her for a witch :')
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THIS WHOLE TIME. IT'S THE WITCH LMAO. Okay actually being mistaken as a witch has a perk this time!! And does this mean Leelathae can bake??? Like mother like daughter real.
The panel of the witch hugging Leelathae is actually pretty sweet haha. They're besties now X)
I wonder how this spell will work....
That's it for now. 2 episodes in a post! Wooo! I gotta stop procrastinating... this post was so long lmao.
Mono out! (Ngl I'm still in lmao)
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riddle-me-ri · 11 months
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Hiiii Ri congrats happy 500 followers, you're a staaaar
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could I get a first date night with BTAS Riddler
(please make it a little nsfw-if you feel like it-)
A/N: Heyyy!! Thanks so much! 💚I appreciate it! And eee yess of course you can! Most anything with my husbando is an automatic yes, lol. I didn’t make it outwardly explicit, just a lot of teasing and touching, I just really got caught up in the idea of an arcade date, lmao. I hope you enjoy! 
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BTAS Riddler - First Date Night
“Just where are you taking me, Eddie?” You asked in between confused giggles. 
This was your first date night with him since his release from Arkham. To say you missed him was an understatement.
You gasped when you saw a bright neon sign outside of a building. “An arcade! You remembered!” 
Ed chuckled. “Of course, I did. Now, don’t get any ideas…I won’t help you cheat at any of them.” 
“Aww, but Ed most of these games are rigged!” 
“I’ll be the judge…and if that is the case…perhaps and exception can be made.” He muttered the last part under his breath, but you could still understand what he said. 
You wrapped your arms around his neck and gave him a kiss on the cheek in gratitude. 
“Come on, come on, let’s go!” 
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It was fair to say that what you said held true. Not that you didn't genuinely try your hardest at some of the games, but a few were a tad impossible and thankfully you had your genius boyfriend to help get your name on the scoreboard. 
There were some games that Edward did owe you his help. After all, he was the cause for you to lose some challenges. Like when you were trying to win a plushie of your favorite animal in a crane game. 
He had wrapped his arms around you again but only to tuck his head into your neck and begin leaving small kisses on your neck and cheek. 
Edward’s lips lingered on your skin, causing you to lose focus. When he decided to attempt a little love bite on your neck, it caused you to lower the claw prematurely. 
You weren’t sure whether to be frustrated that you lost once more to your affectionate boyfriend…or that you couldn’t jump his bones right then and there. 
“Eddie…”
Edward chuckled, as he slowly retracted his arms. “Sorry, dearest, I couldn’t resist.” He walked up to the machine and pushed a quarter in the slot. 
“Here, I’ll grab it for you.” 
Of course he was able to retrieve it for you in less than half the time you did to even get the claw to touch the thing. However, whatever resentment you felt towards him simplifying a game of elite skill…faded as you hugged the plush. 
You squealed. “Aww, it’s so soft and squishy! It’s adorable!” 
You looked over at Edward who was beaming with pride that he got the prize you desired. A small smirk grew on your face as you thought of a new idea. 
“But…it’s not as adorable as you.” You said sweetly as you leaned in and kissed Edward’s cheek. 
The man’s face flushed red, his smile grew wider as he chuckled. “Uh-ah, well…it was no trouble, the least I could do after all…” 
You hummed. “Perhaps…there’s one more thing you could do…”
He quirked his eyebrow. “Yes?” 
You kissed his cheek once more before lacing his neck down with smaller pecks. 
You giggled mischievously before you whispered in his ear. “It’s pretty slow in here…and I noticed that photo booth has been pretty empty these last few hours…” You winked as you slowly made your way to the empty photo booth which wouldn’t be empty for long.
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bakugoyelling · 2 years
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Sleep Troubles | Tamaki Amajiki x Reader
wc: 700~
contains: fluff and a bit of crying, but there’s a cute ending! 
✧༝┉┉┉┉┉˚* ♡ *˚┉┉┉┉┉༝✧
Tamaki has to pick up a new shift for the next few months.
He leaves around nine at night and doesn’t come back home until a little after five in the morning. But you still eat dinner together, and he pecks you on the lips before departing for work every night, but once you’re alone in bed, you struggle to sleep.
Without Tamaki beside you, it doesn’t feel right. And sleep escapes you as you struggle to find comfort, little clouds of worry passing through your mind. Although, a few hours in, you do manage to get some rest. Not as much as usual, but it’s something. 
It takes less than a week for Tamaki to notice. You’re yawning non-stop, and your preference for tea has switched to coffee — even though you've complained about it making you feel jittery in the past.
“How many more weeks do you think you’ll be on this schedule?” your tired voice asks that night during dinner, poking at the food on your plate.
“At least another month,” Tamaki looks at you with a softened gaze, wishing his answer wasn’t so disappointing for you.
“A whole other month?!” you frown and peer up at him, disheartened eyes misting over with tears as he nods.
It feels like a trivial reason to cry, but you can’t help it. Maybe it's the lack of rest.
“Well, it needs to hurry up,” you blink away any forming tears before continuing. “Because I can’t sleep without you." Breathing out a laugh, you collect yourself.
 “Well, I can just... not as good,” 
Tamaki wishes he knew how to help, but for now, all he can think to do is hug you.
Later that night, almost an hour into his patrol, Tamaki comes upon a new store in the city — their window display decorated with colorful merchandise; t-shirts, hats, action figures, and even water bottles of the country's top heroes.
Shuffling on his feet, he wonders what else they might sell. Surely they sell more than just merch than this, right? Window fronts are just used to draw people in, so who’s to say they don’t sell products for other heroes? Other heroes like Suneater. 
Tamaki doesn’t want to seem full of himself but come on; he’s been doing this job for a while now, so it makes sense. But with only ten minutes left until closing time, there’s no time left to delay, so with a deep breath, he heads inside.
The following morning, the gentle brush of something soft being laid down beside you stirs you awake. Still half asleep, you move to wrap your arm around it, unaware of what you’re cuddling up with until your eyes drift open. Focusing, there beneath your arm lay a perfectly snuggle-sized Suneater plushie — an almost exact replica of the man you love — the one standing before you as you lightheartedly chuckle.
“Tama,” you say his name with a smile. “Where did this little plushie come from? I love it,”
Gosh, you’re adorable.
“I bought it while on patrol last night,” he begins, sitting down on the bed as you make room for him.
“Since you haven’t been sleeping all that well, I thought maybe it could help,” Tamaki fiddles with the comforter, eyes focused on the material as he continues.
“So...it can be like falling asleep with me,”
He’s hesitant to look up, afraid you might think the idea is silly, but then you giggle — a warm laugh that makes Tamaki look up at you, his mouth quirked in a smile as you thank him.
“Aww, I love that so much. You have no idea. I feel I’m gonna cry,” with a dewy-eyed pout, you laugh, attempting to conceal your overly sensitive reaction as you sit up.
“Thank you, really,” you lean in to peck his cheek, and he wraps his arms around you, embracing you in a loving hug before pulling back.
“I’m glad you like it,” Tamaki smiles as you examine the details of the plushie (those designers really paid attention to his hero costume).
“I don’t just like it. I love it! I’m going to snuggle the heck out of this thing!” you say, squeezing the plush to your chest. 
・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。. 
as someone with a tamaki plushie, this was very self indulgent lol ♡ thank you for reading! let me know if you enjoyed this little piece :)
— please do not modify or repost my work.
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the-duke-of-nuts · 9 months
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This Is How I Show My Love
Day 4: Gestures/Secrets @royalityweek
Summary: This is pretty much a short and sweet fic based off a headcanon I have of 'Roman's love language is giving something he owns that's valuable to him to his partners’
Pairing: Royality
Word Count: 644
Warnings: None that I can think of just a lot of fluff
"And... Done." Roman smiled satisfied as he finished wrapping Patton's gift. Their anniversary was coming up and was just around the corner but this was something the Prince was just too eager to wait and not give his Beloved at this very moment.
Besides he was the romantic one after all, he had a much better and special gift planned for that day anyways. 
Once Roman thought everything looked perfect and ready he picked up the wrapped gift and walked to Patton's door and stopped once he finally reached the familiar light blue door decorated with stickers. 
He hesitated about knocking feeling slightly nervous all of a sudden. The Prince feared rejection and he certainly didn't want that to happen especially with how much the gift meant to him.
No he's gonna love it Roman... If he happily accepted that shiny rock you gave him at the beach he's certainly gonna love anything you give him... You can do this... 
The Prince took a deep breath in and out feeling a little more confident and finally knocked on the door hiding the gift behind his back. "Come in!" The voice Roman loved hearing called out behind the door. 
The Prince smiled and turned the door knob and that smile grew even more seeing his Beloved smiling back at him sitting on his bed with his plushies. 
"There's my favorite Hero." Patton got up and kissed Roman softly to which of course the Prince kissed him back as he closed the door. "And there's my adorable little PuffBall."
Patton giggled at the name. "Only for you... What's that?" He asked as he noticed Roman hiding something behind his back. 
"Just a gift I wanted to give you." 
"A gift? But Sweetie-"  
"I know our anniversary isn't until a week from now Beloved but I really wanted to give you this to show my appreciation for all you've done over the years." 
Roman said as he revealed the wrapped gift handing it to Patton. "Aww Sweetie you shouldn't have! You show me that everyday! But I'm sure whatever's in here I'm gonna love it!" The light blue polo wearing Side smiled accepting the gift and started unwrapping it. 
"Now what exactly is in here is it a guitar or something?" He asked curiously. "A Prince never reveals his secrets." Roman teased and winked making Patton giggle. "Fair point Sweetie." 
When Patton finished unwrapping the gift and opened the long box he immediatedly gasped at seeing an all too familiar blade's sheath. 
"Your katana? Roman Honey are you sure?"
 Roman smiled softly and nodded. "I want you to have it Beloved... I cherish it dearly just as much as I cherish you and it's only right that I give it to you."
Patton couldn't help but to lunge forward and kiss Roman lovingly to which the Prince immediately melted reciprocating it. Roman had so much trust in him and it warmed his heart so much knowing that.
Patton was the one to pull away to catch his breath but once he did he hugged the Prince tight. "Thank you so much Sweetie I love it... I promise I'm gonna take good care of it and keep it safe." 
Roman smiled softly at his Beloved's determined promise, nuzzling the top of his head holding him close. "I know you will Beloved... I know you will." 
Patton giggled nuzzling him back. "Now... Were you just coming over to give me this and call it a day or did you have something else planned?" He light heartedly teased. 
"I think you know far too well that wasn't all My Love." Roman replied taking both of a giggling Patton's hands. 
"What did you have in mind?" 
"Oh y'know something nice, romantic- Disney movie marathon.” Roman immediately said the last part. Patton laughed at his boyfriend's eagerness. 
"I'd love nothing more Sweetie."
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panda-writes-kpop · 1 year
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Sweet Melon Berry Blitz ~ For Neon
A/N: Hi guys, girls, and non-binary pearls! Happy (late) Birthday to my favorite boomer, @neon-city-dreams! Love you to the moon and back, and I hope your birthday was as incredible as you are!!! 🥹🫶
TW: Food mentions, Siyeon's a tease and you're cocky, arcade games are rigged irl but I have ✨️magic writing powers✨️ so it's fine lol.
♡ Masterlist ♡ 》》》 ♤ Prompt List ♤
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A Melon Berry Blitz Slushie is the sort of drink that you'd order in-between rounds of arcade games with your friends. After a landslide victory or close defeat, there would be nothing better to calm your nerves than an ice-cold beverage. The company you keep, however, will determine if victory is sweet, or if losing is the sourest part of it all.
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"Wow, Siyeon, you're better than I thought you would be!" You joke as the screen in front of Siyeon illuminates her cheeky smile.
"I'm not that useless, Y/N…" She mutters while moving the joystick around.
"I know, Siyeon, I was joking…" You trail off as you admire her gorgeous features. "You're absolutely stunning."
"Huh? Were you talking to me?" Siyeon turns to face you as a 'Game Over!' screen flashes on the arcade game. "It doesn't matter since I beat your score."
"Did you?" You nearly shove Siyeon out of the way as you check out the scoreboard on the screen.
She chuckles as you confirm her words by seeing her name above yours.
"Damn you, Siyeon. Now I have to spend more money to make myself look good." You sigh as you pull a quarter from your pocket.
Siyeon catches your hand as you're about to put the quarter in the machine.
"How about we try to win a prize at the claw machine?" She points at the claw machine, and you raise an eyebrow at her.
"You want me to win you a plushie?"
"I mean, you don't have to if you don't want to-"
"No, it'd be my absolute pleasure." You smile at Siyeon as she pulls you over to the claw machine.
"Why did you take me here, Y/N? Arcade dates seem pretty old-fashioned, even for you."
"I'm not old, Siyeon, I have just aged gracefully." You do a mocking hair-flip, which causes her to laugh.
"Ah, so that's what the old folks are calling it now." She teases, and you huff to yourself.
'I am not that old!" You exclaim as Siyeon continues to laugh.
"C'mon, this wolf plushie isn't going to win itself." Siyeon points at the cute little wolf plushie sitting in the middle of the claw machine.
"I bet you I could get it in one turn." You say as you admire the quarter in your hand before putting it into the machine.
"Oh really? What are we betting on?"
You smile as the machine comes to life.
"I get a kiss if I win, and if you win, you get bragging rights for beating me at an arcade game."
"Sounds like a win-win scenario for me. I'm in!" Siyeon cheers before leaning on the side of the machine.
A thirty-second countdown starts as soon as you touch the joystick. You carefully navigate the claw to the plushie, and you watch as it slowly opens up and closes in on the plushie.
You mentally thank whoever is watching over you as the claw successfully latches onto the wolf plushie. It makes its way over to the drop box, and you retrieve the plushie as soon as possible so you can give it to Siyeon.
"I think you owe me a kiss." You say after handing her the stuffed animals.
"I believe I do." She smiles before pressing a kiss to your cheek
"Hey!" You yelp as she pulls away from you and laughs.
"You never said where I had to kiss you!"
"You're so mean to me, Siyeon." You grumble as she takes a step closer to you.
"Aww, I'm sorry, baby. You want me to make it up to you?" She places a hand under your chin as you make direct eye contact with her.
"I mean, I'm not going to say no to that." You say as her lips connect with yours.
You smile into the kiss as you pull Siyeon closer to you. She yelps before grabbing onto you with one hand while holding onto the plushie with the other.
You break away from her with a cocky smile on your face.
"Even after all of that teasing, you're still soft for me, Siyeon."
She softly brushes a piece of hair behind her ear while clutching the wolf plushie to her chest.
"Thank you for winning this for me. It really means a lot."
"You're welcome." You say with a smile, and Siyeon responds with an even warmer smile. "How about we get some food? I heard this place has really good sweet and sour pork, along with-"
You're not able to finish your sentence as Siyeon drags you towards the dining area.
"If you were hungry earlier, Siyeon, we could've gotten food then-"
"No, but I'm hungry now and I want to eat with you!" You can imagine the cute pout on her face as she huffs, and you chuckle to yourself as you're led along by the one who was meant to capture your heart.
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livingdeadmlm · 2 years
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Okuyasu with his male s/o on a date, being two love birds and Josuke just there, third wheeling??
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You and okuyasu didn’t mean to get all cuddly while hanging out with josuke
But things happen and here you two were holding hands looking through a local shops collection of stuffed toys with josuke to the right of you both
“Ohhhh look how cute this one is! We should get matching ones!!”
Okuyasu held up a set of bunny plushies with overalls on and little straw hats
Reaching out for the bunny you let out a small ‘aww’
Okuyasu held up his to yours making the two bunnies hold hands
“Oh brother get a room, you guys! I’m here too!!”
Josuke lightly shoved the two of you forward
“Sorry josuke! But you did join us in the middle of our date ya know? You don’t have to hang with us.”
He shook his head with a dramatic huff, “just say you don’t want me here! How could I lose both my bros in such a short time!”
“Aw, bro (name) didn’t say that! He loves you being here with us, I love you being here with us!”
You nodded offering josuke a small smile
“We’ll try to tone it down so you feel more comfortable bro!”
You looked back over to the stuffed animal pile and found a purple bunny
“Look now we can all have matching ones!”
Josuke reached out for his bunny with a big smile
“Oh! After this why don’t we go to Toni’s for dinner?”
All three agreed and after paying began the walk to the restaurant.
You and Okayasu slowly reached to hold hands
After successfully holding on to each other you could practically feel the heat radiating off of your boyfriend.
“You okay?” Your voice was at a whisper
Bless his heart he can’t whisper for the life of him so his answer was heard by practically everyone on the sidewalk
“Oh yeah I just um, can’t believe I get to hold hands with such a handsome guy!”
“Aw geez Okayasu you’re so sweet-”
You are cut off by a light gagging sound from Josuke
“You too make me sick” he stuck his tongue out at the two of you
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yakumtsaki · 2 years
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WELL HELLO EVERYONE. So last time I was gonna update I got saddled with work last minute as I’m sure most of you were able to deduce, but today is a religious holiday so I have the day off! Kidding, I still have to work, but remotely! Generous, God-fearing kings!
ANYWAY, we’re done with the spare updates and back at the main house, which apparently I haven’t updated since February, so I highly suggest you take a re-gander at the last updates here & here. Tldr; Cyneswith had a hot, out of nowhere affair with Kennedy Cox as well as JSTWG (Jon Smith Tricou Wannabe Geezer), Sophie finished her LTW/had a mental breakdown, the kids grew up and we realized I didn’t fix Sugar’s borked Don genes correctly, and D’vorah died💔
So I think we should kick off this post with the moment we’ve all been waiting for..
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..did Cyneswith come through for her child for ONCE, evening out Don’s horrid genes???
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She of course DID NOT. 
BRO. THE ONE FUCKING THING I LIKE FROM THE DON TEMPLATE IS THE EARS, AND THAT’S THE ONE THING SUGAR DIDN’T GET. CYN ISTG
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Well, at least what Sugar lacks in looks, he lacks even more in not being a freak. As Sophito plays with his little robot plushie peacefully-
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-Sugar is reenacting scenes from his parents’ marriage. 
-How could you cheat on me with our robot-servant, Cyneswith?? -I’m sorry, Donnie, I just can’t help being a fornicating SLUT!
HEY, THAT’S STILL YOUR MOTHER!
-I DON’T CARE, I WISH SHE HAD STAYED DEAD!!!
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Well that’s one trait you share with a couple people around here, namely auntie Shaj.
-So, dad, I’m the youngest, least qualified mayor in history. Swelling with parental pride yet?
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-Oh, that doesn’t begin to cover it! -Really?! -Of course! My Cynnie, already at 12 lovers AND resurrected, with her whole life ahead of her! She has exceeded all my expectations!
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-I’m the goddamn mayor and it’s Cyn’s whoring you’re proud of?!? -Oh, I’m sorry, Shajar, being elected mayor of the empty neighborhood founded and populated by your family is a major political accomplishment! 
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Yes, Shajar, follow the example of Cyn, whose accomplishments are departing the house in an orderly fashion as we speak.
-Sup kid. -I will cut your penis off one day.
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-WAAAAAH I CAN’T STUDY -Why not? -The parade of my mother’s lovers distracted me!!! -Just ignore them! Works for your dad, haha. -FUCK YOU AND YOUR SEMI-FUNCTIONAL FAMILY, SOPHITO
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-Sophitô, toi needoix hòmewòrk helpoix? -No thanks, grandpa. -Nònsensè! Je helpoix mon grandbébé. Sò, as je süre toi knowoix, après eàch la phràse, toi add le ‘huhu!’ -Grandpa, I’ve told you, last time I did that they sent me to the nurse. -Imbéciles!!! Toi listén to moi, Sophitô, et toi will hàve une vie tres successfulè, just like moi!! Je ònly got firéd trois timés!!!
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-So honey, after every sentence, you add a ‘🌸’ or a ‘💗’!🌸 -Why are you here?? -You rolled the want to get homework help!💗 -Not from you! -Well I’m sorry sweetie, but daddy is still recovering from iVan’s latest murder attempt!🌸
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Indeed, iVan is still on a mission to rid the world of Don, which honestly, you could have completed before he cursed us with his face template, iVAN. 
-𝙱𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛;
Well, you’re not wrong.
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Let’s check in with the pets! Ferra and Torr are doing their best to protect the teachers from having to lay eyes on the Wyatt/Cyn influenced homeworks, good kitties-
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-and it’s time for our uhh.. ‘lovely’ Valentina, who beat up her own mother causing her to run away, to bring dog gen 3 into the world!
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The lucky guy is Moody here, what an appropriate name, I’m so sorry for what is about to befall you. 
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Aww look at Abbey chilling by the fountain❤️
-I sleep so well knowing Valentina is no longer my problem. Where did I go wrong with that kid?
Nowhere! She’s just a monster, it’s not your fault!
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Exhibit A.
-Fuck you, Alcibiades, I don’t care that you’re cowardly, friendly, AND an elder, we’re enemies for life!
Moody: If I leave now and run it, I can be back at the pound in 2 hours!
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-It’s ok, Moody, you’re gonna tame that shrew, baby! Just like I tamed Shajar!
Wasn’t it the other way around, because I kinda remember Shajar pathetically chasing you for 10 years?
-Don’t you have something stupid to do instead of shitting all over my point?
I sure do!
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-I have had it with Shajar’s dumbass noisy helicopter!!! I hope it crashes!!!💗
It’s ok Cyn, you’ll feel better soon, let’s knock out some more lovers! 
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It’s our old friend, Probably Jeff, and he brought along JACK DO’S OPPRESSIVE MAITRE’D MOTHER. WHAT THE FUCK HOW MANY SONS DO YOU HAVE 
-Just the two, and I’m pimping them both out for the price of one!
Well that’s an amazing gigolo deal, we’ll take it!
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Ok let’s get this over with, Cyn, Probably Jeff bores my tits off.
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-I’m in love with you but I’m not happy about it!!!🌸
Ya me neither, ok thank you, PJ, you can fuck off now, we’re on a timetable here before Don comes back from work.
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Time to knock out Jon Smith Tricou Wannabe Geezer! 
-Gross!💗
Cyn what’s going on with you, he even has the grey hair you’re disgustingly into!
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-My heart belongs to another geezer today!🌸
Ya NO, the goddamn butlers are so glitched, don’t even think about it, let’s get the JSTWG shit over with, you’re like 1 point away from love.
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After all this time on simblr it’s nice to know I’m still capable of making innovations left and right, this time by taking the worst ‘falling in love’ pic in history.
-It’s been nice falling in love with you, JSTWG.💗 -A pleasant way to spend an afternoon. -Let’s just stand there for a while, motionless, doing the breathing animation loop.🌸
While the passion is practically dripping off the screen-
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-Abbey grows up, stinkily! 
-I love stink!
I know! You’ll always be my favorite girl❤️
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-How many times do I have to catch you before you stop being a deranged robotfucker??? -Let’s find out, huhu!💗
Don will you LET IT GO ALREADY, you’ve become so tiresome with your constant childish tantrums!
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Even iVan can’t take this anymore, he’s out in the rain risking water damage, if anything happens to him you’re paying for the repairs, asshole!
-𝚂𝚞𝚋𝚓𝚎𝚌𝚝: 𝙰𝚋𝚋𝚎𝚢. 𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗: 𝙲𝚞𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛;
She is she is!
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While Don is away, Cyn will play! We’re on such a roll and Cyn’s needs are so full thanks to that snapdragon crap Jojo has filled the house with, that I’m like why not try a blind date??
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And who do we get, but the chef of that diner we go to troll for geezers! He’s been watching Cyn romancing his peers for so long, time to get in on the action! 
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The voodoo doll is seriously the best thing to ever happen to me this entire legacy.
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Kaching! We’ll be falling in love with you tomorrow, keep your schedule open! 
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-There my mother goes again, how many geezers will ever be enough?! -iVan not looking too bad now, huh?
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-Oh you think you’re so cool, because you know what rockets are!
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-And because you have 3 best friends!
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-Well *I* will kill all our pets, and then you’ll be sorry! -No, Doctor Who, watch out!  -Are you listening to me?! -Ya ya, you’re being a grandpa knock-off but even that doesn’t make him like you. -I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU ALL!!!
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-Well well.. you said it couldn’t be done.
What?
-You said it was impossible. 
Me??
-You said I was crazy, that it was the hardest LTW! 
Oh ok, I see the confusion now, what I said was ‘it’s crazy how long Don’s dumb ass is taking to finish a simple career LTW’. Nevertheless, you finally did it, congrats Don! Now if you’ll excuse me and fuck off to bed, I’m kinda busy here.
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JOE CARR. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH HE’S SUCH A JACKASS
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-Oh Joe, I feel we have the type of raw sexual chemistry that you just can’t force, unless you have a voodoo doll!🌸
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-Oh hell yes, let’s make out right here right now, and if we get interrupted for some reason let’s continue like nothing happened!
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-CYNESWITH FOR FUCK’S SAKE, YOU EVEN HAVE TO RUIN THE DAY I FINISH MY LTW??? UNBELIEVABLE I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU THIS IS THE LAST STRAW ISTG I’M DIVORCING YOU
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-MY CARPOOL’S HERE I’LL BE BACK WITH DIVORCE PAPERS!!!
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-Sorry my dumb husband interrupted us, baby!💗 -He did?
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Wow that was FAST, we stan Joe Carr!!!
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-𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗; 𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗;
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-Oh Donnie you’re back!🌸 -I am, and I have the papers right her- -Before I sign them, please-💗 -NO -Accept this rose-🌸 -NOOOOOOO -It’s a non-rejectable interaction, Donnie!💗 -CURSE YOU, CYNESWITH. CURSE YOU TO DAMNATION
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We finish the night by inviting over GDCG (Geezer-Diner-Chef Geezer)..
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..bringing us to a total of 15/20!!! We’re so close, Cyn, yay us, now it’s time to take care of Sophie’s uh.. issues.  
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-Hi yes, my turbocuck of a wife became mayor disturbing the whole dynamic of our relationship and it’s pissing me off, what kind of job can you offer me that’s even better? I’m thinking President of The Universe or something along those lines.
-What do you mean you’re a bakery?! My father-in-law said you’d definitely have a job for me! 
-No, I don’t want to make croissants!!! Stupid French Wyatt, God.
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-Well, I guess I’ll have to start from the bottom! -EW, WHAT IS THIS🌸 -It’s a job board, Cyn, I’m starting at level 1 of Law, it’s my new LTW! -WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO WORK?! GROSS, I COULD NEVER STOOP SO LOW💗
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-THAT’S IT CYNESWITH, I HAVE THE DIVORCE PAPERS IN MY NON-SLAPPING HAND AND I WILL GIVE THEM TO YOU BEFORE YOU CAN PRESENT ME WITH THE ROSE OF AMNESIA!!! -You’re not fast enough, Donnie, you haven’t had enough practice, huhu!🌸 -𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐: 𝙰𝚜𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚏𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚞𝚛𝚎; 𝙰𝚜𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚏𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚞𝚛𝚎;
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-WAAAAAAAAAAH I CAN’T TAKE THIS ANYMORE I HATE MY LIFE I WANT A NEW MOM
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-You have walked the arduous path of greatness..
OF COURSE WE HAVE, COULDN’T AGREE MORE
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Ok Sugar, you’re driving me crazy so go ahead and wish for something and shut up.
-Oh, I’ll wish for something alright!
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-Mr. Genie, there’s only one thing I want! Only one thing in the whole wide world, only one wish in my heart- -SPIT IT OUT KID, THERE’S ONLY SO MUCH OF YOUR MUG I CAN TAKE🧞 -I want.. A NEW MOM!  -CAN’T DO THAT🧞 -Next best thing? -RESSURECT SANDY FAIRCHILD?🧞 -Deal! Wait, you can do resurrections?  -DEPENDS ON HOW YOU DEFINE IT🧞
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-A̸A̸A̶A̸A̵A̵A̸A̵G̸H̷H̶H̶H̸H̶H̸H̵🧟
-Woah!
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-̵I̷'̸M̴ ̸A̷L̶I̴V̴E̸. I’M ALIVEEEEEEE🧟
-Mom! 
-WHY AM I ALIVE🧟
-You’re my new mommy! And I guess you’re a zombie too!
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-Look grandpa, I brought back that townie you killed! She’s my new mom! Twikkii Island hang loose gesture?
-SUGAR WHAT THE FUCK
-What?!
-What were you thinking?! We don’t have room for a zombie!
-FIRST YOU MURDER ME, NOW YOU MAKE ME INTO A ZOMBIE. WHY COULDN’T YOU LET ME REST IN PEACE!!!!🧟
-To be fair, Sandy, you were one annoying, unpeaceful ghost. Now, Sugar-
-FUCK YOU JOJO YOU MURDERED ME!!!!🧟
-Right, I forced you go eat the cowplant cake. Idiot. Sugar I am VERY disappointed in you, haven’t I taught you the basics of managing a household? Who’s gonna take care of her? We already have too many pets!
-I’M NOT A PET!!!🧟
-Tell that to your stink fumes. I’m telling you right now, Sugar, she’s your responsibility, and if Valentina beats her up and she ends up running away I don’t even wanna hear it!
-Ok grandpa, I promise! Come on, mom, I’ll douse you with the garden hose!
-PLEASE JOJO, PLEASE MURDER ME AGAIN🧟
-I’d love to, Sandy, but those days are behind me. I’m normal now. Now if you’ll excuse me I need to return to the sidewalk tent I currently live in, waiting for fuckboi wolf to show up.
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-Any day now!
Don’t stop believing, Jojo!
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ask-chef-teruteru · 8 months
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Les go
Plushie part 2!!! Electric bugaloo!!!
(Side note sorry if this is too many plushies and too much plushie l o r e)((also also sorry if this is really long and annoying))
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This is yunobo!
He used to be a dog toy but i deemed him too cute to be a dog toy so i stole him <3
He's also used to be boyfriends with this other plush but i felt bad for liking yunobo more then the other plush so i broke them up lol
He was named after my irl bird yunobo
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This lil dude
Unfortunately he was REALLY skittish and i wasn't prepared to take care of him, i barely did any research and it didn't help that my mom was scaring him more by tyring to make him be around people
He just wasn't a people bird so i had to give him to a bird sanctuary, i hope hes happy there :>
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This is coment (star) and coral (crab) i got them at edisto and i plan on taking them again when i go back this year (maybe, idk its not set in stone)
They're siblings but its more like coral adopted coment as her brother, also coment thinks he's from the stars but he's really just a star fish and coral doesn't have the heart to tell him otherwise
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This is sticks (hedgehog) and twig (sloth) my gran gave me sticks from her trip and she gave twig to one of my little brothers but they're not very good at taking care of they're plushys... and we have dogs who like to chew up plushies.... and i found him on the floor... so he's mine now :)
Also they're boyfriend and partner (sticks goes by any pronouns but twig is a boy)
Also sticks like to find metel in the woods with coment so that they can make a space ship so that coment can "go back home"
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This is tutu! I found this one dirty cat ballerina at the thrift store so i bought it, cleaned it, tore its face off and turn it into tutu!! Also he's not hostile :)
He's like kitty (that one backrooms guy) he just likes cute stuff, he means no harm <3
Also I'm suprised nothing has fallen off him? I'm not the best at sewing but i am still kinda proud of him
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This is blondy! My mom made her for me when i was really little, she made everything from the pants to the shirt to well... the rest of her lol
My mom also made another doll that looked more like me and her name was dolly, unfortunately i don't know where dolly is but shes like blondy but with brown hair and green eyes
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This is... i don't know yet i haven't thought of a name! I got this plushy today actually at the thrift store
I remember being a lil teensy bit jealous of my sister cause she had a star projector when i was little and now i can be like: who's the cool one NOW B]
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And finally, heres amari
Shes not a plushy, but she is kinda dumb and lays around a lot so i guess shes plushy like
Shes got a nub tail, a mustache, thumbs and also looks like a football
Shes also a stinky little freak :]
Well thats... a good chunk of my plushies
I hope you liked them all :))))
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“Aww, they’re all so cute! I think it’s real neat that they all got their own stories n’ lore! It’s clear that ya love n’ take good care o’ all your lil’ guys. I appreciate you sharin’ ‘em with me! It always warms my heart seein’ the things my lovely lovely patrons feel so strongly about!
They’re all precious! I think it’s sweet that Yunobo used to be a dog toy that wound up with a much more cherished existence. Givin’ Tutu a new face must’ve been no small undertakin’, and I think y’all did good! Your mama makin’ Dolly for y’all is real nice too— stuff that’s handmade with love like that is always so meanin’ful.
Amari might not be a plush, but she’s cute n’ I’m happy to have gotten to see her too!
It’s kind o’ y’all to share so much with me— I don’t think it’s annoyin’ in the slightest, so don’t worry your pretty lil’ head about that none, okay? I appreciate you n’ I hope y’all have a wonderful day— and I hope all your lil’ friends do too!”
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loudlyunladylike · 1 year
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I have a stuffed creeper from minecraft!! My grandmother bought him for me when i was a young teen and i named him Creeper because im very creative! My mom and i shared Creeper because we both loved him so much. Hes the perfect size and shape to hug, his body makes a perfect soft pillow with the head and feet around the side of my head. We use him as neck pillows in the car, he can sit in my lap and i prop my chin on his head, he can sot on my arm when i walk by putting it between his feet. He used to explode when we hugged him which woke us up a lot but once the batteries died we claimed he had gotten used to us and was no longer scared! When i took Creeper with me after moving i bought an identical creeper for my mom (my friends thought i was being silly, they thought mom was just sentimental and missed me, they did not understand the perfection of the creeper plushie) and her name is Ella! A friend of my moms heard her complaining about the lack of Creeper before I gave her Ella, so her friend gave her an old one that used to be their son’s. Its a bit more beat up and i had to see up some holes, but their name is Rescue and they usually stay with me. We can tell them all apart by how old they are! Rescue has the most wear and tear, Creeper is the oldest (faded and not as soft but i take very good care of my boy) and Ella is still really new looking because mom just needs her when shes reading in bed. My grandma loves that we still have them and often makes jokes about “the creepers in your beds” I would attach a picture but the only one i have on hand has my face, but i like to hold all three and hug them together so it looks a bit like a minecraft wither with three creeper heads!
:")) that is all like the cutest thing ever oh my god, thank you for sharing I love this so much <3333 I love both you and your mum's shared love for creeper, and how he "got used to you" guys, and the thought from both you and your mum's friend to get her another one, just!!!! AWW!!! the amount of love in this makes my heart happy, I love this ask. Sending you, your mum, Creeper, Ella and Rescue all the love in the world god <3333
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