the batfam is affected by a truth serum and they can't avoid each other. There is no compulsion to talk but they do need to discuss how to get out of whatever plot shenanigans put them in that situation. They can't contol how much they say once they started talking tho. It's like they are listening to themselves and only after finishing the sentence do they understand what they just said. There is zero control. Who do you think has the biggest secrets of them all? (My guess is Bruce or Dick.) Who gets hurt the most and why and what are the consequences?

Dick definitely has the most secrets, but here’s the thing. I think everyone’s kinda hurt by him keeping these secrets at first, but then, they’re all better for it. The Batfam is just the biggest miscommunication trope, and actually communicating would probably fix them.

I also feel like Bruce would not be able to stop telling each of his kids how much he loves them with every single word that comes out of his mouth.

I also feel like Duke records the whole thing.

I'm aware of your proclivity to consume your prey but I digress; The hurt I refer to would be welcome. Especially from one as beautiful as you.

Beauty is but a vain and doubtful good; A shining gloss that fadeth suddenly; A flower that dies when first it 'gins to bud, A brittle glass that's broken presently. Wiliam Shakespeare

What a pretty way to be insulting. Do you think women are not acutely aware of how fleeting beauty is? How a flower is tossed in the trash when it lacks beauty, to be disregarded for the next pretty thing that catches your eye? We know. And we don't need men to try and reinforce the importance of beauty when it literally doesn't matter. Beauty is the least interesting thing about any woman you will ever meet

Batao mein kaun 😋

Hmm 🤨 koi nakta hi hoga

Hint?

Edit:

Oh you cheeky little— was it you🐰?

Your OCs. Hand em over

my what

Dear Anon I don’t know what to do with your ask,

At first I thought it was a bot, then thought it was chain mail, then I decided to google the names and realized it was from Breaking Bad. Anon, darling, dearest, I don’t go here. I don’t know what this is. Is it spoilers? Is it just the start of Breaking Bad? Is it like when people used to drop the entirety of the bee movie plot places for fun? Is it like a new rick roll? A new meme?

I vaguely feel like I remember there might be a spin off from the show...is this a spoiler for that? I don’t mind because this isn’t my area, instead I’m just super confused.

how are you a lesbian but he him

please... the pronouns is all i have left of my father

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you should explode. this isnt a hate anon i just think you would benefit from the enrichment

this is single handedly the funniest ask ive ever gotten

“their relationship is too deep to be sexual” what’s deeper than dick in hole. please tell me

(Assuming Jason is written the way you like the most) What character traits do you want him to have but that you don't actually like (to make him a round, fleshed-out character) and what are three things you like about him?

The way he kills, and him still killing people even though it ostracizes him from the Batfam

. I’ve seen many different takes on it, but fics where Jason is separated from the family and his morals are truly his are the ones where I like his characterization the most.

I like the plot of him reconciling with the Batfam, but I like his character when he flips them off and takes shot to kill.

I like how he’s such a complex character to the point where he has traits the seem conflicting with eachother

He’s a motorcycle riding leather jacket wearing assassin, but he will be reading 19th century literature written by a woman while he’s at it

He’s been pretty much alone his whole life, but he desperately craves having someone, but the minute someone gets close enough, he’ll push them away

He’s a master strategist, and was running circles around Bruce while taking over Gothams underground crime syndicate at 17/18/19 because he probably had a mental breakdown (can’t be delulu about your dad loving you if you finding the solulu to your problem)

He’s just a fun character because there really isn’t a wrong way to write him because of how many iterations there are of him in canon too.

I really don’t know if I answered you’re question, but oh well

Saw you're reading 'monster bait', so... what are the five sexiest monsters?

Vampires, fae, orcs, werewolves, and underworld demons ☺️

You guys have matching dp couples?

Yes me and @janehve have matching blogs (unfortunately)

Deranged transfem here. Im planning on making a custom virtual assistant, think siri/cortana, but it doesnt steal your data. Gonna give it my deadname and voice, so I can torture my parents by trapping their son's soul in my phone, and if they deadname me he reaponds so I can just pretend theyre not talking to me.

Why do you need your earbuds to have a wire so badly?

I am assuming this is about a post I reblogged like six months ago when I went off on forced technological enshitification and the slow erosion of consumer options. But sure, I'll bite.

Why do I "need" my earbuds to have a wire? I dunno, Anon, maybe I:

Don't want to have to worry about recharging my earbuds.

Don't want my earbuds to be even easier to lose.

Don't want my earbuds to need separate accessories that are as easy to lose as the earbuds.

Prefer to have bluetooth turned off on my devices for security and safety reasons.

Like being able to seamlessly plug my earbuds into my computer, my MP3 player, or any other device with a headphone jack.

Don't want to spend 50 dollars on decent wireless earbuds when I can do all the above things with a pair of solid earbuds that cost me like $12 during the Obama administration.

Don't care about what kinds of headphones or earbuds people wear but don't like what it says about our society when other people apparently care what kind of earbuds I'm wearing so much they have send an Anonymous ask to interrogate me about it.

And I guess, more abstractly, because fuck Apple. That's why.

“I can’t be a trans man on the internet” go the fuck outside then dude. Signed a trans woman who has had enough of your bullshit posts

I’m gonna use this ask to make a point.

Trans guys if you get an anon claiming to be a trans women that says rude/bigoted shit, don’t believe them. Transphobes have admitted to pretending to be trans women and sending bigoted asks to trans men.

If you get an anon ask saying weird shit claiming to be from a trans women - always remember anons can lie about who they are! 9 times out of 10 it’s just some cis person lying to paint trans women as evil bigots.

And everytime I see a trans man fall for the bait and start saying transmisogynistic shit I just sigh.

hbomberguy’s latest video on plagiarism has made me completely rethink literature and writing. I have never once so much as considered intentionally plagiarizing anyone or anything, but I think there’s something more that has come out of this: the names of the people who created the works Somerton (and others) ripped off.

Plagiarism isn’t only bad because it is lazy and disrespectful, it’s bad because it buries the truth. If you can’t find a source, the conversation is over. Somerton’s sources are fairly easy to find by simply searching his plagiarized lines, but that isn’t true in most cases. Most of the time, the line from statement to source is a lot less clear.

Today, I was writing a report on English Ivy, which is an invasive species here in the US. I wanted to know when it was introduced and I at last found a source claiming it was introduced to the Americas “as early as 1727” on a .net website that seems quite reputable (it has multiple major universities credited in its home page), but there is no citation for where this date came from. I dug deeper and found a pamphlet created by a city government in Virginia that made the same claim, only to discover the first source linked in their bibliography. Another website (a botanical garden’s page) gave the same date with the same source hyperlinked. Of course, I have classes to attend and things to do and probably not enough time to follow the lines back to where this 1727 date came from, but if I had not just watched this video, I wouldn’t have given that date a second thought.

Of course, it doesn’t matter in the long run exactly what year hedera helix was introduced to the Americas, but it makes you wonder how many facts have been so vaguely attributed that it becomes completely impossible to figure out where they originated (and further, whether or not they’re true at all).