Bulk — they/them — 2000 yr old lichelover of podcasts and headcrabs
80014 posts
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Last Seen Blogs
wzoryodwolania9421
wzory rachunki 208
deadpoet117
Cepa Gracchus
wzoryodwolania9421
wzory rachunki 208
nemjoonsart
nemjoons art sideblog 🍒
ranadilek
Rana'
Text
Cecil was trying soooo hard to be professional in early Night Vale
60 notes
·
View notes
Text
I've never listened to welcome to night vale but I think from my understanding it's like the bible but for gay english majors
110 notes
·
View notes
Text
i cant sleep so i wanna talk about the different ways i conceptualize cecil's age. to me there are 3 domains i consider: chronological, physical, and functional
for his chronological age, we know cecil was a teenager in 1745 making him more than 279 years old. this one's pretty straight forward.
for his physical age we have to do some math. i've broken it down in greater detail before, but the tldr of that post is that (in my estimation) cecil physically ages 4-8 years for every 49 years he's alive. given how much wtnv likes a 1:10 ratio, i'd actually be willing to bet my math in the original post is close but wrong and cecil ages at a 1:10 rate. if cecil was at least 15 in 1745, and if he was stuck at 19 for at most 100 years, that would make him around 33 physically.
cecil's functional age i've never seen talked about and i haven't had a lot of chances to talk about before, so this was the main motivator for this post. cecil isn't just a man, he is The Voice. and since huntokar found night vale after it was founded and didn't break time until 1983, we can assume there was something supernatural about cecil before her involvement.
leonard burton was host of nvcr for "an uncountable number of years" and cecil has said he didn't recall anyone being host before him.
cecil interned under him from at least 1745 until ww2, likely after pearl harbor (1941) since cecil stated america was involved in the war at that time. so cecil interned for ~179 years and has been hosting for ~83 years
it's unclear when leonard died, i've detailed the murky timeline on his wiki page, but cecil had been hosting for between 38-60 years when he did. when leonard died he was crossing the street outside of nvcr, which i interpret this to mean leonard was still involved even after he retired, likely continuing his mentor role informally or else helping cecil as a consultant.
no matter how long cecil had been hosting, 38-60 years is a drop in the bucket compared to "an uncountable number of years." cecil as The Voice was still very new, functionally very young, when leonard died.
this continues the theme of cecil's life: that he's abandoned too young and before he's ready. i read cecil's lack of on-air professionalism to be a reflection of that; just like how he struggled and lashed out and acted up after his mother left he's doing the same thing on the radio. he didn't have anyone to show him any better. we aren't seeing cecil the 279 year old immortal or cecil the 33 year old man, we're seeing The Voice who is still only a child
76 notes
·
View notes
Text
wrist appointment in 2 days 💪 we finally find out if i'll be able to write properly again
59 notes
·
View notes
Text
Night Vale Obscure Ship Tournament
Nilanjanet art by @bulkhummus, poster from WTNV episode "Salmon Burger" by Jessica Hayworth
12 notes
·
View notes
Note
Hi it's me number one bulkummus fan, it's been a while I still love and treasure your artwork deeply
<3 thank you
168 notes
·
View notes
Note
I love how you draw Carlos with massive fucking tits. Like big hairy jugs I wanna shove my face in and feel jealous every day that Cecil has that option all the time. Fucking aces, bro
thank you sweet thang heres some more
447 notes
·
View notes
Note
I gotta say ur like my FAVORITE artist for Falin and Marcille stuff even outside of obvious ship art for them. Like you just draw them so “bestie whom I kiss” shaped it’s insane. Like Falin’s big and round and Marcille is just a string bean and you can just tell she gets the life squeezed out of her everytime Falin gives her a hug but she wouldn’t trade it in for the world because she loves her silly gf so much (I’m literally gifting you my first born cat son for the banger farcille art you provide)
true. true true true. true true. insanely true. have farcille art i made for halloween. it was for you specifically but dont tell the others ok. kiss.
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
kofi request: "The guys from lethal company cluelessly about to get eaten by the blind dog from that game"
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
idk how to flirt but i can make things awkward if you're into that
18K notes
·
View notes
Text
deep frying your potatoes
voicetyping is usually frustrating but occasionally very funny
(what i said: "participants will come and speak to you as a facilitator")
38 notes
·
View notes
Text
can i jsut say… isnt it insane that polar bears go underground like imagine just walking along with a shovel and u start digging a hole and a bear is in there
248K notes
·
View notes